#chylan watches the punisher

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david about sarah: she’s Your girlfriend 

frank: HEY ive Never wanted to be with Anyone but my wife >:( 

david about karen: your girlfriend’s on the radio 

frank:

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Karen: If I run and leap into danger Frank will most certainly come to save me. 

Frank: COMING IN 

Karen: NO LET THE POLICE HANDLE IT--

Frank:

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underrated moment:

frank: just find this guy for me will ya

micro: what happens when i find him?

frank:

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my favorite thing is when the girl character who can take care of herself but not against the Super bad guys gets fighty and then it cuts to her boy companion just having a mild panic attack because “ok youve made your pOINT OH GOD DONT SAY THAT DO YOU WANT TO DIE--”

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frank: i gotta be honest with you, karen, this guy he’s scarin the shit out of me

karen: what’s he got on you anyway?

frank: ..........................nothin

karen: 

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madani: what do you think he’d be doing if he were still alive?

karen: minding his own business.

me:

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i made a little word doc of my punisher liveblog because i could not contain my emotions to myself so obviously SPOILERS

i love kurt so much pLEASE DONT HURT HIM

i love madani already too gOSH STAY FOREVER PLEASE BE GAY

THEEEEEEEEERE'S MY GIRL!!! WELL NOT REALLY IT SJUST HER NAME BUT!!! MY GI GRL!!!

i cant believe frank just pulled a matt murdock and threw his shit in an alley

the director's name is tom shankland how appropriate

o shit frank's the one who killed her old partner

lowkey?? im rooting her for lMAO EVEN THOUGH I MEAN SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET FRANK FOR HIS WAR CRIMES BUT IM WITH U GIRL I HOPE YOU GET CLOSE

CHRIST ALVIE!!!!! CHRIST ALIVE THIS IS LIKE FANFICTION COME TO LIFE

NOW I CANT WAIT FOR KAREN TO GIVE HIM THE WHAT-FOR ON WHY THE BALLS HE'S ACTIN ALL PEACHY WHEN HE'S DOIN THE STUFF SHE YELLED AT HIM FOR HSDJKFL

THE WAY SHE'S DRINKING THIS BITCH OOOOOOOOOO FRANK YOU GONNA GET IT I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TITS 

OK LOWKEY.......IM M A D CONFUSED

ifeeel like??? i Missed something here why's he so.......soft

they left on a pRETTY BAD NOTE I MEAN,,,sure she saw him on the rooftop bUT NO ANGER?? NO TENSION?? AT ALL?? I MEAN I KNOW ITS BEEN HALF A YEAR BUT. JSDKLF IM JUST CONFUSED

ok All of me is so Very confused as to this whole thing to the point where i deadass thought frank was just kinda. dreaming. bUT I MEAN IM STILL LOWKEY DYING IM DYING

(but seriously i hope this writer didnt kill karen's spark ok the girl's got a spine of steel dONT LEAVE THAT OUT PLEASE)

man this is really making me question the timeline of all this like is this pre-'she thinks matt is dead' or post-'she thinks matt is dead' bECAUSE THERES. THERES TOO MUCH SUNSHINE ON HER RN IT FEELS OFF

"i wanna know what you're gonna do" oh thank god my darling youre still in there i was so worried 

MAAAAAAAAN IF YOU COULD HEAR THE S I G H OF RELIEF I JUST DID THANK GOD KAREN!!! YOURE IN THERE

GODDDDDDDDD THERE THEY ARE!!!! MY FUCKGIN G GO DDDD OTP: BE CAREFUL

i stan sara :c she is just having the worst day sdjkfl

me: hey why's frank walking with a limp i dont remember him getting hurt??

me two seconds later: OOHHHH HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE CAMERA SYSTEM THAT SMART MOTHERFUCKER

hey this is a fallout song!! and its called 'kick in the head' so r i p to this dude

F CUKGIN KNEW IT!!!

oh shit oh no frank really was the reason his family died :C

on another note: oooh this poor sunnva bitch is pretty much toast

you gotta love how cleanly frank kills the guys that matter

"the place to eat" what a way to avoid copyright of any kind i bet that was the name on the script 

OOOOOOOOOHHH I LOVE KURT DONT HURT HIM

LMAO FRANK WAS IN HIS TRUNK??? SDJKFL

i stan ben barnes shadily licking his finger to turn a page of his book while this dude recites scripture

KURT GAVE HIM HIS TOMBSTONE IMMMM ;n;s 

i cant believe Lieberman has to watch frank cuck him in real time

GOD KAREN'S REALLY GIVING ME VANESSA VIBES RN AND I DIG IT SO BAD

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE ENTIRE SCENE AT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST THE RIDE NEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS

HEY HEY HEY THIS CERBEROS SPIEL LITERLALY LITERLALY COMES FROM A TUMBLR POST WHERE IS THIS PERSON'S COMPENSATION??? EVEN THE WORDING IS EXACTLY THE SAME

LMAO HE DIDNT MAKE HIM A SANDWICH SDHJFK GET WRECKED FRANK

hey its travis! :D

LNAOJDSOFIM LMAO WOW TRAVIS' CHARACTER GOT THE W O RST OF IT

this soundtrack is very 'last of us' and i l o v e it 

i legit dont know which one im more jealous of

O SHIT HOMEGIRL DIDNT EVEN TAKE OFF HER SKIRT

damn kurt's like a dude claire god i love him dONT HURT HIM

i wonder if the dude who worked on irobot worked on this show because So many of thes shots look like his work

"you gotta find something you care about" "have you found that frank?" WELL FRANK!!!! HAVE YOU?????/

nooo ben barnes i trusted you!!! cept i really didnt 'cause youre always playin someone mad shady but still!!! YOU WERE HIS BROTHER, BILLY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

look at him with the assassin's creed blade n shit

madani's ribs are so......whats the word, prominent??? every time she slightly leans back its like that picture from that dancing ballroom anime

watching frank literally cuck david's wife is still the Funniest thing on the planet shdjfkglh

LMAOOO FJSDIGOJ SHE KISSED HIM IMS CREAMING THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUNNY

FINALLY SOME EXPLOSIONS YES GIVE ME SOMETHING

OOOOOOOOHH THE LETTER'S GOIN TO MY GIRL IM EXCITED

"why are you going after him like this" shE LITERALLY JUST SAID THE EXACT SAME THING YOU WERE SAYING EXCEPT IN A NEWSPAPER SHJFKGJLSDL

david about his wife: she's Your girlfriend

frank: HEY ive Never wanted to be with Anyone but my wife >:(

david about karen: your girlfriend's on the radio

frank: turn that shit up

me: BITCH ME FUCKING TOO???? BITCH ME TOO TF

im literally dying at frank holding her flower from across the damn city shdfjgklh

karen: [goes off on a senator on the radio]

frank castle: [pointing and nodding] 

NOOOOOOOOOO KURT WHY WOUDL YOU GO BY YOURSELF YOURE THE ONLY BLACK GUY ON THE SHOW YOURE VULNERABLE

THEY REALLY JUST GON GO AND KILL THE NIGGA WITH HIS OWN LEG???? H SFDUIJDPIJ THE DISRESPECT!!!! CURTIS DESERVES BETTER!!!!!

lowkey im bored of the bill/madani thing like. gimme a romance i care about now they were cute until it was revealed he was using her and now its just there 

omg i cant tell if frank is actually trying to get lewis to turn himself in instead of killing him or if he's just lulling him into a false sense of security but either way

AW G O S H ; AAAAAA ; THATS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A KISS IM JUUUUUUUUUUST SOOOOOOOO

lmao i didnt even consider that the family would see his face lDFHGKL OOPS

i love how both frank and the bald dude are losing their minds with the torture and ben barnes is just in the back like 

"WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO OUR DOOR" I LOVE HER MOM SO GODDAMN MUCH HSJDKFLG

ok in summary: loved it, thought it needed more karen because i love my girl and i just love to see her, next season feels like its gonna be So Lit because this season was like “ok now that we’ve got all the nuances of being a soldier and frank’s backstory Out of the Way NEXT TIME he can fuck shit up willy nilly and we can have our supervillain” which i am A-ok with because season 1 daredevil was kinda like that, first seasons always gotta get the talking out of the way also the way karen and frank’s relationship was portrayed just