#church/church of england so if anyone else especially catholics uses it theyre contradicting themselves) that covers his ass
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theres gay sex in the bible i dunno what you want me to say. are you being homophobic ena. i cant believe you.
get EVIL BOOPED idiot
-(@werewolf-enanan)
fuck you get EVIL BOOPED dumbass
#ooc: IM NOT. the most popular translation in the king james ii edition#which is wildly homophobic but only bc jimmyboy was really gay and had like five suitors on his ass#and parliment (who was trying to outlaw lesbian sex but couldnt figure out how two women would fuck and so lesbian sex remained legal)#rreeeaaaallyl didnt like that about him. so he had a new bible translation made (thats also only technically applicable in the protestant#church/church of england so if anyone else especially catholics uses it theyre contradicting themselves) that covers his ass#like at the time there was a statement put anonomouysly in a gay newspaper (bc thats a thing apparejtly. i wish we still had gay newspapers#that basically said “sorry about the new bible translation i dont wanna be excecuted like my dad”#i know my bible lore#ic:akito
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