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CHUK NORRIS🥋 & BRUCE LEE🐉#chucknorris #brucelee #couple #martialactor

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Vamos falar dele: o mito, a lenda, o homem - Chuck Norris

[moonamite]

chuk norse For those who can’t see what I wrote (Aka people who are normal)

“What do I do when i’m scared? I tell myself jokes. Jokes are so hard- Think of easy jokes! What are easy jokes- Chuck Norris jokes! Uhh- Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain, Chuck Norris can drown a fish, Oh man I feel great-”

[brazilian-whalien52]

The true question: who would win Shaggy or Chuk Norris?

[the-firebird69]

mac daddy, killed by his son cork aka danny g aka bja aka martin sheen, who hit him in vietnam and is one of the shark tank asses who taunts me nightly.  though his own forces fight his own he states he ahs a reason for it, to get them off him nad it isnot true he wishes to surround caa and do the same to him and these here using his forces he gathered as chuk norris jsut another contingent....and he is hissing as he lost them we round them all up and his miscreants form here. same idea. Thor

[andres-m-valle]

#Repost @tee_kami • • • • • • ¡Nuevos diseños en www.teekami.es! Después de un tiempo volvemos con @andriu_ilustracion Ilustración, que estará bien presentes en las próximas semanas: 1. Primer diseño del League of Legens, el mayor e-sport del momento. Nuestra particular Caperucita Lanzallamas Annie tendrá que escapar de las garras del Lobo-Hiena Warwick. Enrevesado, si, pero mola mucho! 2. Los Minions están locos, como auténticas cabras, de ahí que su malévolo último plan sea lanzar una gran Banana a modo de Bomba... 😅😅 3. Chuk Norris no necesita pistola. Si te apunta con el dedo y te hace "bam", tu te mueres y punto. ¡Y PUNTO! 4. Una portada clásica, unos monstruos clásicos, fusionados en una Rapsodia de terror en blanco y negro. 5. ¿Cansado de los superhéroes clásicos y los ultravillanos de cliché? Te encantará The Boys, donde los "buenos" son los malos, los malos son aun más malos y unos pobres don nadies tienen que liarse a hostias con todos. 6. El mal ha surgido en South Park, Pennywise, cansado de Derry, se acercó a hacerle una visita a nuestros ofensivos amigos. Si IT toma la forma de tu mayor miedo, aquí se transformará en Twitter y sus oleadas de ofendiditos 😂😂 . . . . . #diseños #diseñosunicos #tee_kami #original #camiseta #TeeKami #camisetas #camisetafriki #geek #teeshirt #teeshirtdesign #teeshirtstyle #artcollective #artstagram #artpassion #artoftheday #artnation #paintmore #look #love #likeforlikes https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ZKu6sCQ1W/?igshid=tnjub50l9ku5

[alsharqawy]

Liked on YouTube: UNA GRAN PELEA QUE JAMAS OLVIDAREMOS BRUCE LEE VS CHUK NORRIS EN EL COLISEO ROMANO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAhMpHEnaI

[danijuntak]

Chuk norris vs Dangdutan . exe

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LINCOLN CITY thrashed Port Vale 6-2 to cement their spot at the top of the League Two table. But second place Exeter City, who are four points behind, kept up the pace with a convincing win over Swindon Town at St James Park. Reuters Lincoln City remain at the top of the table after 13 gamesLincoln dominated from the start and Harry Anderson broke the deadlock after just three minutes. Shay McCartan doubled the tally before Leon Legge put the ball into his own to make it 3-0 before half-time. Michael Bostwick scored straight after the interval, before Tom Conlon pulled one back for the home side. Scott Wharton and James Wilson found the net to secure three points for Danny Cowley’s men. Reuters Shay McCartan scored the second goal for the visitorsJonathan Forte and Jayden Stockley scored as Phil Brown’s men continued their winless streak in the league. Elsewhere in League Two, MK Dons scraped a 1-0 win over Cambridge United after Chuks Aneke scored the winner. Morecambe secured their first win in four outings with a convincing display against Carlisle at Brunton Park. AJ Leitch-Smith and Vadaine Oliver scored as Jim Bentley’s men rocketed up to 17th in the table. Reuters MK Dons star Chuks Aneke battles for possession against George Taft LEAGUE TWO RESULTS * Cambridge United 0 – 1 MK Dons * Carlisle 0 – 2 Morecambe * Port Vale 2 – 6 Lincoln City * Colchester 3 – 1 Crawley Town * Exeter City 2 – 0 Swindon Town * Crewe 1 – 1 Bury * Newport County 2 – 1 Stevenage * Northampton 2 – Forest Green Crawley, who lost to Portsmouth in the League Cup on Tuesday, suffered a 3-1 defeat to Colchester. Sammie Szmodics, Frank Nouble, Luke Norris scored to cancel out Filipe Morais’ first-half penalty. Crewe drew 1-1 with Bury while Newport County beat Stevenage 2-1 following goals from Matthew Dolan and Antoine Semenyo. Northampton beat Forest Green 2-1 after Andy Williams scored an emphatic late winner in the seventh minute of stoppage time. Getty Images – Getty Northampton ace Andy Williams celebrates after his team’s second goal PA:Press Association Harry Anderson celebrates as Lincoln run riot against Port ValeUsain Bolt scores twice for Central Coast Mariners after getting kicked in the balls in final trial game before A-League kicks off Source link The post Lincoln City thrash Port Vale to stay on top as Exeter City keep up pace with win over Swindon Town appeared first on 10z Soccer. #ExeterCity #LincolnCity #PortVale

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League Two Betting: Managerless Macc to spring a Friday surprise

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Low-scoring Tranmere could be vulnerable to the Silkman on Friday, argues Ian Lamont, who picks MK Dons to pile the pressure on Joe Dunne at Cambridge on Saturday, and lays Carlisle at home…

Silkmen showing heart – and goals

Friday October 12, 19:45

Tranmere [1.78] v Macclesfield [5.3]; the draw [4.0]

I’ve often plumped for a “Friday night is shock night” – and here’s a case in point. Something tells me Macclesfield have a chance of achieving what would be a shock result at Prenton Park.

The Silkmen actually seemed to be getting better before Monday’s announcement that they had “parted company” with Mark Yates, the fifth managerial change in League Two this season. Two early season draws had been followed by a string of League Two reverses – four in a row, sandwiched between the League Cup win on penalties at Walsall after a 3-3 draw and the next match in the competition, the 8-0 thrashing at West Ham.

They had already beaten Bradford on penalties after a 1-1 draw, too. Often, players will be distracted by a big cup game looming or a cup run. It’s human nature – whether in their conscious thinking or sub-conscious, that they don’t want to get injured and miss out on the big day. That can often account for a form loss.

And, yes, I am arguing that Macclesfield did have some sort of form – those two draws and some other goals in their first five games. They only failed to score in one of them. So, while “returning to form”, is relative, Yates’ men had proved the point with a 1-1 result against draw kings Forest Green and then a 3-3 draw at Newport, where they led 2-0 (early on) and 3-2 in the 82nd minute, only to concede in the seventh minute of time added on. They followed this with a narrow defeat to Notts County, who are back in form.

Macclesfield noted, in their announcement, that Yates had suffered huge doses of ill-luck with his team, especially on the injury front. They only appointed him in June, and yet they seem to want to bring in someone else to work miracles on the same basis, with the same injured players and presumably same bad luck.

Well, good luck. It worked for Notts County after all. And if it can work for the Magpies, the “new broom” theory, even under a temporary manager, might just work on an autumn evening at Tranmere.

Only Fiacre Kelleher’s poor back pass (and subsequent penalty) cost Macclesfield at Notts County. Which isn’t so much bad luck as an avoidable error. The defender is on Macclesfield’s short list of scorers this season (including in the League Cup), which goes some way to making up for it. Harry Smith and Scott Wilson have to start firing more than a goal each in the league. Peter Vincenti still has goals in him, proven in the 4-1 Football League Trophy defeat on Tuesday.

Tranmere, by much logic, should win here. They beat battling Morecambe 4-3 at the weekend, but their home record is a little bit odd. They have scored either one goal or no goals in their League Two fixtures at home this season – three wins, two draws and a defeat (also only conceded one). They have scored just four and conceded two. So they are there for the taking, even with the likes of James Norwood on board.

As the Silkmen look to impress a new boss – whoever that may be – their tails should be up to make a fight of it. They have at least been scoring. I’m tempted by laying the short-priced Rovers, but I can’t resist a big Friday night price. Back it in the hope of cashing out if you must.

Saturday kick offs, 15:00

McGreal’s marauders look formidable up front

Colchester [1.8] v Crawley [5.2]; the draw [4.0]

Crawley’s form looks impressive, if you look at the six-game form table, in which they lie third. The trouble is they only have 12 points. So the top end of that particular form line is not a great reflection on those occupying it. Usually a third placed team would have 14 points.

In addition, Crawley have a poor away record (two wins from six, four goals and seven against) – and certainly not a good enough to rival Colchester’s at home, which is won four, lost two, with a 16-5 goal difference.

Even without the 6-0 drubbing of Crewe the goal difference is good. As is the fact they have scored in every game bar one – on the opening day.

Luke Norris (5), Frank Nouble (3), Sam Szmodics (3) and Harry Pell (3) make the U’s formidable opponents.

Crawley have also scored in most games – all but two, with both those blanks fired away from home. In their other away games, they have scored only once at a time, apart from the 2-2 draw at Swindon.

Ollie Palmer (4) Dominic Poleon (1) – he’s a better strike than that tally – and Ashley Nathaniel-George (2) don’t seem to be hitting the heights of their hosts, making this one England trip relatively new boss Gabriele Cioffi won’t enjoy. However, I can’t back Colchester at a short price, therefore I am going to go for over 2.5 goals @ [2.04].

Dons to add to Dunne’s Cambridge woes

Cambridge [3.3] v MK Dons [2.4]; the draw [3.55]

With five managerial changes in League Two already this season, the Cambridge board must be thinking about whether they can justify a sixth. Joe Dunne must have a sense of impending doom every time he looks at a league table, given that the U’s are second to bottom with just two wins and two draws and the worst goal difference in League Two, being -14.

They have led in two of their most recent three defeats, 2-0 at Newport but losing 4-2, and scoring against Forest Green but losing 3-1 and having Jake Carroll sent off.

Jevani Brown is enjoying himself, having penned a new contract, Reggie Lambe scored the goals against Newport, but they can’t keep using the “we’ve been unlucky” excuse, especially when they concede so many. That’s a fundamental flaw.

MK Dons will expose this at most opportunities. Kieran Agard and Chuks Aneke are doing their best to fulfil their manager Paul Tisdale’s aim of promotion. Cardiff loanee Rhys Healey is finding his feet now, too. Defenders like Jordan Moore-Taylor won’t have much trouble soaking up the Cambridge attacks.

Injury-hit Shrimps must still have a chance in local affair

Carlisle [1.92] v Morecambe [4.2]; the draw [4.0]

I weighed up whether to go for the win for Lincoln, at [2.2], or victory for Morecambe at [4.4]. The value is with the Shrimps. However, it might be better to lay Carlisle.

I can’t be having Morecambe at such a long price, especially as they have found some wins recently and also scored nine times in four games – two goals in three of those and three against Tranmere before suffering a sucker punch with a minute to go and losing 4-3.

Jim Bentley is right: they shouldn’t be scoring three at home and losing, but they have one of their shorter trips of the season to put that right. AJ Leitch-Smith and Rhys Oates having confidence from scoring in recent games, while Liam Mandeville is capable of chipping in too.

The trouble is the club’s injury list – Bentley says it is the worst he has seen – now might include Kevin Ellison, injured in the Football League Trophy, and Aaron Wildig, who took a knock against Tranmere last weekend. The manager hopes they will be alright for Saturday, even playing through pain.

Carlisle have been inconsistent, losing their last three home games without scoring a goal, while beating Bury and Oldham away. You could understand that record if it was the other way around.

Mike Jones is glad to be back after two months out with injury, but finds strong competition in United’s midfield. John Sheridan’s men will look to put their home form right, but both sides will see this as a great opportunity for points. The hosts seem short to me, so I’m going to lay them, which covers the draw.

Ian’s 2018-19 League Two P/L +5.18pt

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Se puede ser solitario sin tener que estar solo

[bastadedocumentales]

#ElOtroCine

Porque cuando hablamos de la industria cinematografica no solo tenemos que mencionar a los actores y a los directores.

Este es un homenaje a otros rubros menos reconocidos: El critico cinematografico (de la mano de “Life itself”), los productores que te venden lo que quieren (La historia de Cannon Films en “Electric boogaloo”) y el dibujante capo que diseño los posters de tu infancia y adolescencia (Drew, the man behind the poster)

Todo el trabajo del fallecido Roger Ebert como critico cinematografico esta en su documental “Life itself”

Life itself

http://www.teledocumentales.com/life-itself/

ELECTRIC BOGALOO

http://www.teledocumentales.com/electric-boogaloo-la-loca-historia-de-cannon-films/

DREW, THE MAN  BEHIND THE POSTER

http://www.teledocumentales.com/drew-the-man-behind-the-poster/

[elitekulturen]

Bruce Lee vs Chuk Norris ( Enter the Dragon)

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