#chubby barney

[ridestomars]

ISN'T SHE LOVELY? – S. HARRINGTON

𖥻 summary: the party meets y/n and steve's firstborn. 𖥻 pairing: steve harrington x fem!reader 𖥻 warnings: girl dad!steve. the baby's name is amelia. too much fluff. everyone is alive and well thank you. one dirty dancing reference. bad grammar, italics & not proofread (hey it's me). 2k-ish words. weird divs :/

💭 liv's thoughts: this is based on an idea i had last year (s4 i miss you) and a sequel of sorts to my 'all is well universe' of sunny days that won't ever end – you don't have to read it, but pls do it's v sweet. i hope you like it! <3

DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS WORK IF YOU'RE UNDER SIXTEEN.

The sound of loud chattering could be heard from the end of the hallway, which wasn't surprising, given the number of people that were sharing the limited space of the apartment's living room. The kids – can you even call them that anymore? – were never known for their ability to speak quietly whenever they were together. However, everyone seemed to be in such a good mood that you can even hear the loud sound of Jonathan's laugh. There's a first time for everything, right?

You held the small baby in your arms, walking in slow steps out of her little nursery. Though you tried not to disturb your daughter too much, Amelia already had her big brown eyes open and searching for the source of all that noise. She wasn't used to such noises, being too accustomed to her parents' soft-spoken voices and the entertaining sound of their television – that didn't play anything other than Steve's recordings of Barney episodes. It's only natural that she finds the commotion strange.

As you arrive in the living room, you are greeted by Steve in his typical mom pose, hands on his hips as he watches Michael and Max's every move, anxiously waiting for his girls. From his stance, you can see that he already regrets the idea of inviting everyone over. Taking in the very worried furrow of his eyebrows, you just know that he is going over the most pessimistic thoughts as he looks at the crowded living room.

Appearing with the small baby in your arms, everyone gasped in surprise and amazement, including Steve, who quickly made his way over to you with the goofiest, most endearing smile. His big hands wrap around Amelia's small frame, as he leans down to take her from your arms. He has that sweet look on his face, that brightens even more when he sees the chubbiness of the baby's laughing cheeks. Delicately, like he's carrying the world's most precious jewel (he is!), your husband shows Amy to everyone, with a proud glimmer in his eyes.

"There she is!" he maneuvers her chubby body tenderly, making the baby sit on his arm to face everyone. Her upper body leaned on his chest for support, and she squealed happily when her curious eyes noticed how many people were in their living room. Unhesitating, Steve translates it to everyone, "Millie says hi". 

That was enough to erupt a string of awws, sighs and one high-pitched "she's so adorable!" from Eddie. It was funny to see how a human being so small had everyone wrapped around her tiny little finger. Even Max, who usually had a hard time showing any emotion other than pure annoyance, was goofily smiling at the baby, admiring her brown (and very full) hair and round cheeks. 

The kids were the most eager to get to know Amelia, with Dustin being the spokesman for their wishes, telephoning almost every day since the baby was born to ask when they could meet her. So, it's no surprise that the first person to make grabby hands to hold her next was Henderson himself. "C'mon, Steve, let me hold my goddaughter!" he exclaims as he looks at your girl in absolute awe. 

"Your goddaughter?" Eddie asks, scoffing from his seat at the couch's armrest, next to the boy. "Yeah, right".

"Guys," Robin quickly intervenes, rolling her eyes as she watches the two bickering all over again over the matter. She was seated comfortably in the chair by your living room's small table, alongside Vicky. "Not this again, please?"

That wasn't enough to silence Eddie and Dustin, who began to argue harder about who is supposed to be the baby's godfather. The usual arguments were professed, "You're not old enough!", "but I'm the most mature!", "The baby's lullaby shouldn't be Dio!", "And it shouldn't be Weird Al Yankovic either!"

Given that he couldn't clap, Steve stomped his foot on the ground as he commanded the room's attention to him again, "Hey, hey, hey!" he exclaimed, letting out a satisfied breath when everyone falls silent again. "So, before we let you hold our daughter, I'd like to go over some rules-".

Loud groans erupt from everyone's mouths, and Amelia looks up at her dad, even more curious.

The kids were squished on the living room's small couch, surprisingly fitting in the space where you and Steve had a hard time adjusting in. Eleven was sitting on the side of the couch's armrest, patiently kicking her feet as Mike, Will, and Dustin elbowed each other in a silent fight for more space by her side. At the end of the couch, Max, Lucas and Erica found a way to position themselves without struggling too much. It was so crowded that poor Suzy had to sit on an old puff that Steve had bought in a garage sale when you moved in together ("It'll come in handy one day, you'll see!" Steve exclaimed while he walked off the sale holding the object, victoriously), right at Dustin's feet. On one side of the sofa, Eddie was slouched on the armrest, while Nancy sat on the other, as put-together as ever. Near her, Jonathan leaned against the apartment's wall, chatting with Argyle and Eden.

Amelia was carefully handed to Dustin, who sat in the middle of the couch. You figured it was the best position to have everyone look at her, an democratic decision, but it was still possible to hear Eddie complaining under his breath.

Your daughter got used to Dustin's hold fast, only shifting her tiny body over his arms a couple of times to find her position. When she did, Amy made one of those adorable baby sounds, showing everyone that she was incredibly satisfied now; and it was like the world had stopped for all of them. The only thing that mattered was to witness baby Harrington simply exist. Feasting your eyes on the scene, you hold Steve's waist, hugging him from behind as you rest your face against his arm, not being able to battle the tears that filled your eyes. Your heart was swelling with pride.

"She's pretty," El murmured, her voice sounding even quieter now, as her eyes sparkled at the sight of the little one.

With a trembling voice, Dustin agreed, "She is very pretty". 

"Yeah," Will says as he watches Millie yawn, "She looks just like you, Y/N". 

"Lucky for her," Mike and Max remark in unison, immediately glaring at each other with narrowed eyes. That makes everyone laugh, and baby Amelia opens up her eyes to check it out, opening a toothless grin after. Max, feeling as if her witty remark was stolen by the boy, adds, "It'd be such a shame if she had Steve's dead-fish stare. Thank God she has Y/N's eyes, too". 

At that, your husband gawks at her, letting out an offended gasp. He's so upset that his mouth hangs open, as he looks at her, in complete silence. Catching his incredulity, Max only shrugs, as if to say, "What can I do?".

"Well, at least she has his hair," Lucas observes, mediating the situation, as usual. 

"Thank you, Lucas!" Steve breathes out, feeling he got the justice he deserved. 

The bickering soon faded into a familiar silence, as everyone's attention fell fully on your little girl, who slept peacefully in Dustin's arms, completely ignoring the commotion around her. And that was when the emotional weight of the moment fell on all of you. Glistened eyes watched in tranquility as the baby squirmed every once in a while, as the importance of the scene settled. Amelia's sole existence reassured you of a peace that you hadn't known in years, as if she was the last step in sealing the serene fate that awaited all of you. She was living proof that life is still normal, and despite all the hard times, it isn't all that bad, actually.

Seeing those grown-up kids taking care of a small piece of you and Steve filled your heart with delight, and a different sense of fulfillment that you hadn't known until now. It's so meaningful. 

The nostalgia of seeing their sweet faces intensified when the kids started to argue about who was going to hold Amelia next, and suddenly the apartment was filled with loud chattering all over again. Just like the old times… but, somehow, better.

"Jonathan, look!" Nancy points out to little Amelia scrunching her nose, as if to suggest that he should snap a picture of the baby like that. Now, the kid was laying in Robin's arms, having her full head of hair brushed by Auntie Bobby – the lame nickname was picked by Steve, of course. "What a cute little nose you have, Amy!"

The oldest Wheeler compliments the baby in a high-pitched tone, as if the girl would actually understand. By her side, Jonathan kept taking pictures of the baby, snapping beautiful frames with that domestic feeling that you're growing used to; he promised that he'll develop all of them later. 

"When's her birthday?" Eden asks quietly, as she smooches her face against Argyle's arm, watching the baby in wonder. 

"October thirty-first," Steve answers quickly, not helping himself. Ever since the baby was born, he started to cultivate this staggering need to answer anything Amelia-related, talking about her constantly as if he didn't know how to chat about anything else.

With that spaced-out way of his, like he just had snapped out of a trance by the baby's birth date, Argyle lets out a chuckle, looking down at Millie with… respect, it seemed. "Ooh, Scorpio. Cool, man". 

Then, everyone falls back into silence, just appreciating her small features and lovable babbles. However, Steve seems a little skeptical about how cool it is for his kid to be a Scorpio, and he slowly turns his head to look at you, giving Argyle a bit of a side-eye when he does so. "What did he mean by that? Isn't that, like, bad?" he whispers to you, still watching your friends interact with Amelia from the corner of his eyes.

"No!" you immediately reassure him, telling a little half-truth, "It just means that she's very… sweet". 

Steve seems satisfied by your answer, mainly because he doesn't ask any further questions, and he goes back to keeping his eyes on Robin, making sure that she's holding your kid correctly. It isn't his fault that she has spaghetti arms, alright? 

Eddie soon joins in, though he doesn't look very pleased about it, walking to stand in front of Robin with an exasperated expression on his face. He crossed his arms in front of his chest, looking down at the girl. You watch the scene unfold with confusion. 

"Well?" he asks, lifting his eyebrows as if he is waiting for something, though he doesn't say what it is. 

Rob looks up, still playing with the baby's hair, pursing her lips while she waits for Eddie to explain why he is interrupting her moment with Amelia. From over her shoulder, Vicky makes funny faces at the small girl, making loud squeals come out of your daughter's mouth.

When he doesn't say anything, Robin asks, "What, Munson?", blinking her eyes vigorously as she tilts her head.

"You're taking too long!" he tells her like that was the only answer possible. "It's been fifteen minutes already, it's my turn!"

After Eddie's little protest (thankfully, he didn't feel the need to get on top of your table this time), everyone took turns holding baby Millie in their arms. You didn't mind it, because you knew that your friends were just very excited to be meeting your daughter for the first time, but you cannot say the same for Steve. He was hating every second of it.

"Y/N, I can't take it," he breathes out once he pulls you to the side, hiding with you in the kitchen, away from prying ears, "They're passing her around like a joint". 

"Relax, Stevie," you try to calm him down, though it's useless. Spying into the living room again, you see that Amelia is laying in Eleven's arms, which warms your chest a little. "El's rocking her to sleep, there's no prob-" 

You quickly stop talking when Mike takes the baby from his girlfriend's grasp, having a hard time managing his long limbs around the kid's small frame. Eyes widening, you look to Steve, wanting to catch his reaction to the scene. 

And he's fuming. 

But just as he is getting ready to stomp his way over to Michael, you hold his arm, keeping him back and away from the kids. "Give them a break," is how you begin to reason with him, "he's getting the hang of it". 

"Well, my daughter shouldn't be their little guinea pig," he huffs back, crossing his arms.

"Don't be like that," you persuade. "You didn't know how to hold her either, and now you're, like, a pro. Right?". 

His hardened expression seems to melt at your compliment – Steve always feels so elated whenever people praise his parenting skills, especially when it comes from you. Your husband's cheeks flush a little, and he looks down, a bit bashful. 

"You mean it?" he asks, playing with the loose seems of his yellow sweater.

"Of course, I mean it," giggling, you get closer to him, wrapping your arms around his waist as you pull him in for a hug. "She's so lucky to have you as her dad. Actually, we're so lucky to have you in our lives". 

He chuckles a little, pleased to still gain such flattery from you. From where you stood, you can clearly see the timid redness that cripples from his neck up to his cheeks, which makes him seem even more adorable in your eyes. But even his striking looks didn't distract you from the intimate feeling of his hand resting over the small of your back, drawing you closer for a sweet peck on the lips. It's funny how still after all this time, Steve was able to make you feel endless electricity and warmth just by the simple touch of his lips. 

Unfortunately for you, the pleasant moment was ruined by someone clearing their throat. Pulling apart from the kiss, you and Steve looked ahead, catching Eddie and Dustin's embarrassed faces after interrupting. 

"Hey, so, hm…", Dustin starts, clearly not knowing how he should start, still very awkward succeeding the scene they had just break in on. 

"We have settled on who should be Amy's godfather, and we swear-", Eddie cuts in, talking at full speed. But before he could get on with their (definitely) deep and sensible reasoning, you hear Steve groaning. "Jesus, guys. Not this again".

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Bucky Barnes Reblogs

A masterlist of my fav Bucky Barnes Fics 

SERIES

A Maidens Tale 18+ @world-of-aus

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Dolores, Mob!Bucky x Maid!Reader 

The Truth Will Set You Free @angstysebfan

pairing: Bucky x Female Reader, Thor x Reader

Bad Decisions 18+ @syntheticavenger

pairing: Mob Boss Bucky Barnes x Right Hand Female Reader

Monster In Law 18+ @holylulusworld

pairing: CEO!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader

Chubby Bee 18+ @holylulusworld

pairing: Mobster!Bucky Barnes x Plus-size!Reader 

The Annoying Guy @holylulusworld

pairing: OFC x fem!Reader, Biker!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader

Every Other Day 18+ @holylulusworld

pairing: Mobster!Bucky x Teacher!Reader

Mr Grumpy and His Ex-mate @holylulusworld

pairing: Alpha!Bucky x Omega!Reader 

Rebound 18+ @holylulusworld

pairing: Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader 

Unwilling Bride @holylulusworld​

pairing: Mobster!Bucky Barney’s x fem!Reader 

Howlin’ For You @invisibleanonymousmonsters

pairing: Biker!Bucky x Fem!Reader

Her soft animal 18+ @kinanabinks

paring: Dark Bucky x Reader

The Penthouse 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Multiple Characters x Reader

Two Thousand, Five Hundred and sixty nine 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: frat!bucky x best friend!reader

Relax 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Nerd!Frat!Bucky x Reader

Best Friend 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best Friend!Reader

ONESHOTS

As In The Mother, So Is Her Daughter @suitk0via

pairing: Dad!Bucky x Reader

His Little Play Thing 18+ @bucky-barnes-diaries

pairing: Stepdad!Bucky Barnes x Stepdaughter!Reader

It All Belongs To You 18+ @angrythingstarlight

pairing: Beefy Biker Bucky x Reader 

Rescuing Alpine @angrythingstarlight

pairing: Bucky x Reader. Alpine 

Top Of His List @angrythingstarlight

pairing: Mafia Bucky x Reader 

Don’t Make Me Wait 18+ @angrythingstarlight

pairing: 

Thin Ice 18+ @angrythingstarlight

pairing: 

Say The Word and It’s Yours 18+ @angrythingstarlight​

pairing: Mafia!Bucky x Reader 

Cruel 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best friend!Reader

How You Love Me 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best friend!Reader

Something Blue 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best friend!Reader

Separation Anxiety 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: Semi-dark!fratbucky x best friend!reader

Clingy As Fuck 18+ @kinanabinks 

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best friend!Reader 

Constant 18+ @kinanabinks 

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best friend!Reader

His Girls 18+ @kinanabinks 

paring: Nat x Reader x Bucky 

The Sound Of Love 18+ @kinanabinks 

pairing: Bucky x Partly Deaf!Avenger!Reader

Tug Of War 18+ @kinanabinks 

pairing: Mob!Bucky x Best Friend!Reader, Ex!Pietro x Reader 

The Only One @kinanabinks 

pairing: Ex!Bucky x Reader 

Obedient 18+ @holylulusworld

Pairing: Alpha!Mobster!Bucky x Omega!Reader 

Two Souls @holylulusworld

pairing: Alpha!Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader;Alpha!Winter Soldier x Omega!Reader

Stumble @holylulusworld​

pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader 

I Have A Feeling This Was A Trap 18+ @scarletsoldat​

pairing: Beefy!dom!Bucky x Shy!sub!Reader x Roommate!dom!Wanda 

Mr Grumpy Man 18+ @idy-ll-ique​

pairing: Mob Boss!Bucky x F!Reader

STUCKY: 

BackStage Pass 18+ @luxeavenger​

pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Female!Reader 

Their Surrogate 18+ @gotnofucks

pairings: Dark!Steve x Reader, Dark!Bucky x Reader

Theirs To Keep 18+ @holylulusworld

pairing: Mobster!Bucky x Reader x Mobster!Steve

Your Doll 18+ @kaiparker-avengerssmut

pairing: steve rogers x bucky barnes x f!stark!reader

Method Acting 18+ @kinanabinks

pairing: frat!steve x reader x frat!bucky

[ignihydeidiot]

Meet the horses of NRC's equestrian club!

Hey there, I'm Atlas, I run NRC's Equestrian club alongside @the-better-retainer and I'm here to create the masterlist of our horses here! Vorpal- Well known, male, Riddle's horse. Never rode him myself but he's chill ig. Buttons- Holy shit where do I start. She's angy 25/7, beats the crap out of her own reflection and will dead stop in the middle of a canter. Maverick- Goodest boy, just a pony. Floofy. Scared of cars, tried to eat Sebek. Ozzie- Old man. Has exactly 3 teeth. Cannot keep his tongue in his mouth. Annie- Mule. Sassy. Bites people. M&M- Chonky lil pony girl. Bouncy. Nigel- RUN HE WILL TRAMPLE YOU Luca- Nigel's boyfriend. Will also trample you. Mr. Chubs- Stubborn and chubby as hell I rode him once as I was manspreading as I walked for days. Shiraz- Prancing paint horse, likes to be a baddie <3 Barney- Looks old as heck and wants to go home. Tansy- Sweet old woman. Petey- A literal golden retriever. Wants to follow you everywhere. General- Missing one eye from an icicle. Badass as hell. Whitney- Wants you dead. Huge. Goose- Also wants you dead but more chill.

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Niffty: So if you two can create babies from static fights, does it mean I can feed Vinyl with electricity?

Domestic Alastor: What, no. Of course not! He still eats like a normal baby and venison.

HsAlastor: (Venison is normal for a baby????)

Domestic Vox: And dvds, records, cds, for snacks, he finds nursery music tasty.

Baby Vinyl is nomming a cd record of Barney and Friends' Music.

Dadstaticradio Charlie: He is so cute and chubby aaaaaw I am so jealous little me has a baby brother.....

Nothing here is normal according to your world's standards Al, it's a mess and a half /pos

All I can think abt is dadstaticradio having an absolute heck of a time trying to convince their Charlie that no she is not getting a sibling

[steelyven]

All of you drawing Barney Calhoun as chubby keep going. I see you. I love you

[pulim-v]

Hello there and good day to you!

Don't know if you're still up for this, but for the character ask game how about Barney from Dead End Paranormal Park? :)

Hi!!!! I'm still up for it lol sorry for taking so long

favorite thing about them

He is SO cringefail I love him. Nice to see representation for chubby pathetic guys out there

least favorite thing about them

DE:PP would be a horror story if his crush on Logs wasn't reciprocated jesus christ Barney is obsessed

favorite line

I might be getting these wrong but it's either "remind me to call my therapist after this", "it's not like I've got plans for our wedding; cuz that's a totally stalker-ish thing to do" or "this isn't even the first time I die!"

brOTP

There is an obvious answer for this but it's WRONG Barney and Pugsley I love their friendship

OTP

Get Logney out of here we're going for the throuple 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Logney + Az it's literally canon (in the comics)

nOTP

Once saw Barney x Norma on Ao3 and like. I get what they were going for but no.

Random headcanon

If the show had an actual budget he'd have a different hair color every episode just like in the comics

Unpopular opinion

The Dead End fandom isn't big enough for me to have heard outrageous stuff 😭

Song I associate with them

Boring answer but I don't have one lol (assuming Just Some Guy and Phantom of the Theme Park don't count lol)

Favorite picture of them

He's such a silly little guy I love him :3

[mogai-sunflowers]

barneygutcharic!

barneygutcharic-

a gender related to the character barney gutman from the show ‘dead end: paranormal park’!

[Image ID: A flag with seven equally-sized horizontal stripes. From top to bottom, the colors are deep grey, medium blue-grey, sky blue, beige, golden, dull red, and medium blue-grey. In the center of the flag is a symbol of the character Barney Gutman. He is a short and chubby cartoonish white boy with short blue hair with a buzzcut on one side, wearing a dulled blue short-sleeve shirt beneath a short-sleeved golden collared shirt and dulled red pants with white shoes, and he’s smiling widely with one arm flexed and the other on his hip. End ID.]

term and flag by me, requested by no one! tagging @radiomogai​ and @xenogemini​ 

[roosterm3attrash]

If you draw Barney chubby I will personally make you a grilled cheese sandwich and tuck you into bed at night

[venera-787]

ok.. then I suggest you draw chubby barney from hl2

srry I only draw those 3 specific anime boyz like that =`)

[jenkinsgallardo]

When we’ll meet another way (pt.3)

Took a wrong detour or something?" Roger sipped his coffee and taking a seat.

Belinda, his wife didn't even need to ask what he was talking about…

Belinda made a knowing face, she smiled softly hoping to not make a big deal of it..

Roger took a deep breath "Thought I dog proofed the area."

His wife took a quick deep breath... but her deep breath wasn't for the young wolf that dented her car.. it was her wolf of a husband.

"We don't even know what he was doing? and it wasn't even near our house like you said and"

"Belinda." Roger kindly stopped his wife from defending what he already knew the facts.

The fact was that it was Paul that dented the car. And the fact that Paul didn't listen to Rogers orders to stay away.

Now Roger might be a giant wolf and shouldn't be afraid of anything.. but he realized who he was talking to ..his wife

"I'm sorry" Roger stood up from the table and hugged her, leaning over to rest his head on top of hers

"Why is this something that's making you so mad…You don't seem to mind when it happened to you."

"Yea neither did your folks" Roger joked and kissed on top of her head and sat back down.

"Hey, that is not fair. Okay this whole thing is different."

"Why? cause the reservation has a stray dog problem."

Belinda sighs "It shouldn't have to be a problem.."

Roger looked knowingly at Belinda.. because she was right.. it shouldn't be a problem.

It was who he was and what he was tied down to that was the problem.

"C'mon barney!" Laura came running down the stairs with her pet pug.

"You ready?" Roger said while walking away from his wife.. and from a possible fight that would've happened if Laura hadn't came down..

"Yes" Laura said while finishing giving Barney some breakfast in his bowl.

"Alright Laura, take it easy on your dad. Let him keep just try and keep up with you" her mom teased while they made their way out.

"Yea I'll run slow for her" Roger teased back and gave his wife a kiss before he left.

Belinda waved goodbye to her husband and daughter while they drove off to go running.

She smiled down at Barney who was sitting next to her leg, already missing Laura.

"You think everything is gonna be ok with them?"

Barney barked back.

Belinda smiled down at the young chubby Pug.

"I hope so too"

Laura looked back at her dad, she knew that he could run up to her. But that didn't stop her from pushing her legs faster.

"are you ki-!"

She looked up with her dad already running next to her.

"Shi-!"

Laura jumped on her dads back only hoping to stop him…. but she was only hoping. Roger just laughed at his young daughter trying to hang on

him like a monkey.

Laura looked up from the ground to her dad waving at someone.

"Is that laura?!" she quickly turned her head over to her name.

"Who's that?"

Jack smiled "go over and find out"

Laura stood up and wiped the sand off her leggings. She ran over and the more closer she got the more she started to recognize him.

"Is that Sam" Laura said while running closer, and before he could reply back he hugged her almost off the ground.

"I haven't seen you since you were a baby" Sam said with a smile.

"Yea nothings really changed" her dad said walking up to them.

"Oh my goodness look at your guys eyes, they are so unreal"

Laura smiled at the young women; already so use too the eye comments she'd get every day.

Emily, the young woman introduced herself.

"Where do you go to school?" Emily asked.

"I go to Sutton, in forks."

"Aw your dad didn't want you to go school in the rez like he did?" Sam teased.

laura looked over and saw a picnic setup "how cute a lil picnic date."

Emily looked back and smiled "yea you want some cookies"

Laura smiled and nodded.

"Wow, laura must be fighting off the boys at school. She's adorable" sam said while looking over at laura and Emily laughing.

"Sutton is an all girls school" Jack said while taking a sip of water

"Hm, so it's every boy you're keeping away from? thought Paul was just special"

Jack gave Sam a stern look that almost made him think twice on who he was talking to…

"I was thinking, You guys should come to the bonfire tonight?"

"I don't think so."

Sam furrowed his eyebrows "You know they'll be other people. And look i'll even watch over Pau-"

"It's not that"

Sam just looked at Jack waiting for an explanation.

"I don't want her to get freaked out"

"Freaked out? doe- does she not know about?…"

Jack slowly shook his head

"And I want to keep it that for as long as I can"

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Chapter 3 finally. Yes, finally getting more characters in too. I'm kind of starting on chapter four but have a bit of a hard time getting everything together. Any ideas on what you want to see or anything? I have like a whole outline it'll be cool if I find out what you guys are wanting, or think might happen in this story. Be sure to comment and follow!

[barneyandthepoetrymuse]

Stoned….

Where did that unopened pot of coffee come from…..?

It’s sitting on the side and I, thought the lot had gone…..

I cracked the seal on the oat-milk and it just sounded wrong…..

Chasing a bone, the dog’s been up all night long…..

Cats…! Rocky, you might’ve migrated from that room to this…

But you haven’t been promoted too…sit where I’m gonna I sit….!

You’ll have to go over there mate…”awp”, you’re on my lap then….

Barney’s already on the chair taking the fuckster-position…

Rock’s is knocking on eighteen and Mel still calls him kitten…🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m telling you, I’m way overdue a new pair of mittens…..😆🤭🥸!!

She once accused me of putting his back out…but I didn’t..!

It was the…”don’t jump out the window”, grab-cat-tail incident…..

Christ he looks chubby, I might’ve bunged him one too many calories….

Fuelling up Barney because he can’t charge his own batteries…

We missed the factory recall and he didn’t come with guarantees…

He’s not been the same dog since we lost our other one Molly…..

This means I’m a dog-phobe AND…he’s wearing his tank top…

So…? He’s bellied out a bit but he likes being a fat dog…..

He’s also inclusive because he likes hand outs and blow jobs…..

Nothing selfish but he can’t do the shakes…and the nods…..

Bonjour…..we’re halfway there…from the living room chair…..

Tate Mccray is on my streamer and she’s combining her hair…..

It’s actually pretty good but is any of this getting us anywhere…?

When’s it time to say what you mean and get your voice out there….

God only knows why I’m ruminating over this again…..

I had an altercation at the local petrol station…..

It wasn’t looking for a fight, just a simple explanation…..

I should’ve dropped in first for an approval quotation…..

…I just wanted to put petrol in my cans and diesel up my van…..

The fuel police at sainsburys didn’t approve my sticker-less can….

It’s doing the same job as it’s has for the last twenty years…..

It’s a petrol receptacle with a capacity of five litres………ffs 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are we still being PC, action line, bringing down crime…?

Prices are high but are the standards of service are really that shite…?

It’s all play and make believe of the most insignificant kind…………

Don’t you ever just think…..all we really have is time……..?

Where the fuck are the poo bags and it’s still raining outside…?

I gotta run the dog out so he can evacuate his insides…..

What a stupid thing to write about and it’s now getting light…..

Making a quick sketch of what it’s like in here with me tonight…..

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There's groan given that is paired with a roll of his eyes, cheeky smile put upon his lips. "The internet is boring, Tony." He loves the internet for its ease of access for a lot of things. Google was incredible, but when they were cuddling on his couch. Tony in his clothes, ignoring the tv to chat. He blame Stark absolutely for putting him in a talking mood now. Still wasn't glad for the what is this conversation.

"Where's the fun? You've either got to show them to me-" That makes it personal, intimate, sharing with a friend. "Or I'll get them another way." Break in. It's been awhile since he and Natasha have attacked or slipped into Tony's place and gotten into his system. It's mutually beneficial, Clint and Nat test out their ability to get into places they shouldn't and Tony gets to find all the flaws in his system.

"Bet you were a potato baby, all chubby and squishy." Cute.

He lays his chin down on Tony for a moment, listening to him and only mumbling. "That sucks." He would have something more to say, constantly being in pictures and having no privacy would be awful. He couldn't imagine it. Guess in way one, he should count himself lucky there's no physical evidence besides being deaf of his past. Oh, and Barney. "Were some of them good?" He means the memories, "Problem for me is I have nothing. At all. Suppose having too much is also a bad thing." There was nothing that he and Barney got to keep. Even the good memories of their mother are only memories, no relics and he's never bothered trying to find them. No pictures.

It was like he didn't exist until he was Hawkeye.

What Clint's not expecting from today was to find out something new and personal about Tony, that he's got a brother and that he was adopted. Shit, is all he can think. "I hate to say it but it's not surprising. Before we ran away, we were in an orphanage. The place's motto? A heart for every child, or something like that. They didn't care." If Tony was sharing deep, personal than he would share back. So Tony didn't feel like he was the only one opening up.

"Philanthropist." He just mumbles, "Spending time with kids ain't bad, I'll teach the neighborhood kids some thing time to time." Like the teenage girl, who thinking of her is opening the front door. "He pissed, he shat. Lucky's happy, almost got a girlfriend." She calls out, unhooks the dog and leaves the apartment without so much as looking up at Clint. He doesn't even have time to call back to her besides.

"Thanks." With that, Lucky is bounding over to his food and water bowl before he comes to sit in front of the couch and stare at the both of them.

Tony laughed. "Get out your phone and google," he said, reaching down and pinching his hip in the same playful style of the bite and flick. The way it was going they were going to end up wrestling on the floor like a couple of kids. "One of the side effects of being born rich and attractive means you don't get any privacy. You can find all kinds of pictures of me. Childhood ones. Ones were I'm napping in the back of cars. Police mug shots. Edits that made me look like I have the body of a well waxed porn star. I'm sure there's mullet pics there of me."

He let out a huff. "Though I may have been born attractive, it wasn't rich. Haven't you heard? Tony Stark was adopted. I have a brother and everything."

It was new news to him too and something he was still getting used to. Arno was on the board of Stark Solutions and was smart enough to keep up with Tony. But he was bed locked due to a childhood illness. So while it wasn't a secret, it also wasn't something everyone knew about. "Pretty weird, huh? Imagine deciding to adopt a kid and then treating them the way he treated me?" He stopped and shook his head. He wasn't going to get darker than that. Not when he was enjoying the softness. "Anyway, I've been looking into my biological parents. I've been spending some time at orphanages. Funding them. Spending time with the kids. That's been nice."

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Reasons to vote Barney over Mettaton

Barney made it to the Transmasc Swag Bracket's finale, so let's go over some reasons why he should beat Metatton!

He's actually gay! A lot of people have called Mettaton gay, but Barney is canonically gay and has a boyfriend!

He has a super cute personality and relationship with his boyfriend, like seriously they're so sweet with each other;

He named himself after The Dinossaur;

His fit is so fire neither Angels nor Demons could keep him dead;

After dying, came back as a clone, ghost and zombie, the latter two at the same time;

Wrestled a demon prince, and almost won;

Chubby. Friend-shaped;

Has blue hair and pronouns;

Again, Dead End was canceled give this to us;

Remember the face I told y'all to look at? I drew it, now look at it²

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[peachy-doodles]

This is the FRUITIEST thing I’ll ever post on here because it’s about the G-Swap AU and I think it’s funny :)

 Rainy season + gay people = hard developing crushes...

[creepyghostboy]

and my boy Barney is chubby, too!

while I've been opening up more, allowing myself to be vulnerable and rejecting shame, I still find it extremely difficult, if not impossible, as a chubby trans man, to imagine someone loving me. The lack of media and artistic representation of trans men being loved is not insignificant to this. I cannot name a single book, movie, tv show, song, or other form of media (except visual art such as paintings) that explicitly depicts a trans man experiencing love. If there is clearly a lack of romantic sentiment towards trans men, why should I think I would be privy to such experiences? Why would I look at myself, someone who I am trying so hard not to hate, and think another person could look at me and see someone worth their heart?