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today i bought two pairs of pants and a black hoodie, ate nine leftover chicken wings, drank three faux claws, smoked one cigarette, talked to my girlfriend for one hundred seven minutes while she drove the back roads of rural georgia between family gatherings, cooked fourteen servings of boxed cornbread stuffing as part of my end of year cupboard clean out, visited with my daughter for forty-one minutes at her place, went to two stores that 'just stopped' developing chemical process film, and listened to two hundred forty-seven minutes of sad music or else
#and that would fix everything#i want to be a turtle when i grow up#grabbing onto the weeds to keep from falling off the edge of the world#dutch ovens#cornbread stuffing#the day parsnip lost an eye#the day mumblelard lost a plot#plops are for dead people#prurient purple#there's a last time for everything#mirror city pizzas#time trammel#funiculars#cloud factories#chrytical failures#sad dogs barking in side yards#expired wisdom#my life as a dog#robot elders#second blue moon epoch#first winter#end of messages
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