#christmasthemedcelluloid

[thomasoutt]

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, went through #Downsizing in order to become a #ChildStar for this film. "I was coerced to be in this film in order to fulfill contract obligations," wept the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine. "I wanted it to be an #IntentionalHorrorFilm, & it could be that my wish has been granted." The #PublicityShyPrincess refuses to grant any interviews related to having reversed her #AgingProcess to act the role of a #SpoiledAmericanChild for this #ChristmasThemedCelluloid. "I needed the experience," was all that she would tell us. As usual, all her earnings go for the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. She left a gift 🎁 near the #ChristmasTree. "Greece 🇬🇷 needs love," she whispered. #DowsizingWhisperer. #ChristmasWhisperer. ShareAMC. #GiftWhisperer. (at AMC Van Ness 14)