Lynzerfart
I thought Lynz’s tweetfest the other night there was “weird” and I know that I’m not alone in thinking this. The tweets about the perfume descriptions? Wtf? There had to be a reason behind it.
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“Fowl smelling”, FYI Christian Hejnal-Addams, “FOWL” is a bird
Did you mean “FOUL”?
Spelling mistakes aside, what Christian wanted to get across is that Lynz is a big stinkin, sloppy, funky mess that doesn’t wash. Maybe the guy has a point
Maybe that’s how Lynz got her cute name, “lynzerfart”, circra Steve Righ? affair.
As Lynz has pointed out, she needs to change her clothes more. Smelly over-grown goth is not a cute look at all. Perhaps the Addams can hook her up with some of their pirated clothes. What about this shirt?
Or maybe with the $$$ she saves by not buying new clothes or y’know, soap, she could support her sick mom???
It’s great to be back!
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Jessicka Addams and Scott Mitchell Putesky, October 23, 2015
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“Let’s be myopic
Elitist and smart
Gently rehash pop nostalgia into biblical art
Preach our genius to the masses ‘til our faces blue
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I want to drive my car into a wall
I want to buy your house just to burn it down
Please, let me sleep with somebody that I will never trust
Blame the cruel art of pretension for my screw-ups”
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Jessicka Addams and Christian Hejnal have paid Scott Hodges off. Scott Hodges was sexually abused by Jessicka when he has a teenager.
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