#chris grace as scarlett johannson

[fallinginaforrest]

Chris Grace as Scarlett Johannson is a fucking masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, I self-reflected, and I yelled (/pos) at some masterfully executed cameos. Literally amazing.

[fringereviews]

Show 2: Chris Grace as Scarlett Johannson

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect going into this show, and although I ultimately enjoyed it, I found myself confused at times. The show builds itself up in layers - Chris is himself, then himself playing Scarlett, then Scarlett playing himself playing Scarlett, and so on and so on until the lines blur completely in the second half. As an exploration of racism and the failures of Hollywood casting, the show is sensitive and thought provoking - however, as a comedy show, it does fall flat near the end as it becomes more and more self-referential. The show shines best when Chris is himself, and I’d love to have seen more of that - his anecdotes are excellently delivered, and he’s able to connect with the audience, building rightful tension while also diffusing it every so often. It’s a shame this often becomes lost in the many many wigs and awkward dance sequences.

Rating: 3/5

[pamiiap]

watching chris grace as scarlett johannson right after watching the make some noise episode he was on genuinely shocked me like that was wild

[theaterbearca]

So INCREDIBLY proud of my husband Chris Grace and his new special on Dropout: Chris Grace as Scarlett Johannson.

The entire team behind this really knocked it out of the park. If you haven't checked it out yet, please do. I guarantee you it's not what you're expecting.

[imsurethisisprobablyabadidea]

The Beginning.

The beginning of the fanfic with no name. 

No warnings here. It is, after all, just the beginning!

Word Count: 1,276 (I told you this series would be long)

Mornings suck. We can all agree on that. However, we can probably also agree that mornings suck even harder after sleepless nights. You’ve been having a lot of those recently. Do you remember the feeling of anticipation right before a big vacation as a child? Or Christmas? Christmas Eve is the most difficult time to sleep. You used to lie in bed counting the hours in your head. 

If I go to sleep now, do I think Mom and Dad will let me wake them up in 5 hours and start the festivities?! 

The past week worth of nights have felt like that. That feeling when you are 100% assured something big and exciting in the morning, when the sleep, for a change, isn’t relaxing, but an obstacle keeping you from the true prize. You’d honestly like to give a shoutout to coffee for keeping you coherent recently. It’s through the grace of God and Arabica that you even made it to this dreary Monday morning. Which, as you hope we can all agree on again, is the worst kind of Morning. But today, you don’t even care. you’re awake, and it is Christmas morning, time to depart on your much awaited vacation, the day you win the lottery...whatever you want to call it. Either way, you’re done with the anticipatory sleepless nights today.

Even mornings here are warm. When your alarm clock goes off, that’s the first thing you notice, rolling over. Well, shifting over. This tiny twin bed doesn’t allow for a glamorous amount of room. Your body seems to be radiating heat already. The feeling of the humid air is what finally causes you to snap out of your sleepy stupor. You sit up in bed, wiping an embarrassing amount of drool off my chin. With a generous stretch, you swing my legs over the bed and sigh. The walk to the tiny bathroom in your tiny apartment is, if you can believe it, short. Once the shower begins to run, the small space is even more sweltering than your bed. Perhaps some people would take a cold shower to even out the weather, rather than complaining about the temperature as they make it worse, but not you. If anyone ever catches you taking a cold shower, send the ambulance. After all, this is a very important shower. It’s a big day, and you want to make a good first impression. When you work this closely and hands-on with people, shaving your legs becomes a pretty high priority. With such a lengthy shower, you had certainly cooled off by the end. Hey, guess that means the size of the water heater compliments the rest of the loft! You towel off quickly, brush your teeth, and run a comb and some product through your hair and leave it to dry of its own accord. When the air is this thick, there’s no sense in trying to tame the curly mane. While the Atlanta air saves you time on your hair, it’s the lengthy work day that cuts down the makeup time. A quick swipe of mascara and concealer will do, getting you out the door quicker too. Which is good, cause you’re already running late and, as previously mentioned, first impressions are everything. 

Regardless of how late you am, you cannot skip coffee. So you throw on a pair of black leggings and a tank top, and race out the door. Starbucks, here you come. One trenta caramel macchiato later, and you’re feeling much more ready to face the day. We can pretend it was the block you jogged to the cafe and back, but we all know it was the unhealthy amount of caffeine. Trying to avoid rush hour traffic at this ungodly early hour, you begin my trek to the studio. Since it’s the beginning of production, today will be one of the easiest for you. It’ll begin with a script read through which, with the projected runtime of this film, will take a good bit, and then, after lunch, begin to work on some costuming, makeup, and fight choreography. You could not be more grateful for the scenery today. Though it is very fun to be on location, the air conditioning in the studio feels like kisses from heaven on this scorcher of a day.

People are already bustling around when you walk in the door. 

Maybe I got the call times wrong.

You fret. Luckily, a quick swipe through your email assuages my fears. All these PAs must be eager to impress. Weaving through the masses, you make it to a much calmer room. It’s fairly plain, just tables, chairs and scripts, but then you notice the bagel spread against the wall. You love a good bagel. So, you grab yourself breakfast and take your seat, facing the open “U” the tables create. Only a few of the talent are here yet, sitting calmly in front of their nameplates, quietly reading through their scripts for what you are sure is the millionth time. By the time production makes it to this stage, most actors have their lines almost completely memorized. And with the quality of actors on this film, you’d be willing to bet your tiny apartment, for all it’s worth, that most of them would only use their printed scripts to make notes, not to read.

Though you’ve never worked with this cast before, a quick scan of the room confirms that those present are who you would assume the usual “early birds” are. Anthony Mackie sits calmly, although he isn’t reading his script like the others. Just staring at his phone. From the looks of his finger swiping...playing Tetris? Scarlett Johannson, however, is trained on her lines, her lips moving slightly as she runs through them. A laugh draws your eyes to the last two people at the tables. Mark Ruffalo smiles, script forgotten as his costar tells him what you have to surmise is a hilarious story. His eyes meet yours and he offers a slight wave of his hand. You smile and wave your fingers back. Chris Evans, his conversation partner, turns over his shoulder to meet your eyes as well, a smile lifting the corner of his lips.

You smile at him as well, with, you’ll admit it, a bit more heat on your cheeks than could be attributed to the Georgia humidity outside. Because, come on, we’ve all seen the man! He shifts back around, continuing his chat with Mark. You turn to your phone, people filtering into the room steadily now, deciding to spend the next few minutes responding to emails. When you look up next, the table is full, Robert Downey Jr, Sebastian Stan, Chris Hemsworth, and Jeremy Renner having joined the fray. Clearly, with a Marvel project, it’s nearly impossible to have the entire universe in the same room, so this script read will only feature the original six, plus Mackie and Sebastian, of course. The rest of the parts will be read by production staff. As the last stragglers file into the reading, Anthony Russo stands to address the room. With some passing comments about how important this film is to bring the MCU’s Phase 3 to a head, and jokes about the professionalism of his beloved cast, You settle into your seat as Russo begins by reading the movie’s title, “Avengers: Infinity War”. 

[apricior]

Who are all the actors in your facetious Live Action Infinity Train, sorry I'm kinda not with all the modern actors? PS: Simon would cry seeing the actress cast as Grace Monroe.

oh the best/worst thing i've created... don't worry i'm not that familiar with modern actors either ! i know most of them by name not by face

millie bobby brown (tulip/lake), robert pattinson and tom holland (one one), robert downey jr (atticus), emma watson (amelia), noah centineo (jesse), zendaya (grace), timothée chalamet (simon), mia talerico (hazel), helena bonham carter (tuba), scarlett johannson (ryan and min-gi), tilda swinton (samantha the cat), and adam driver and chris evans (agent mace and agent sieve)

[tabloidtoc]

Us, June 3

Cover: Best Bodies -- Kate Hudson 

Page 1: First Look -- Katy Perry 

Page 2: Red Carpet -- Gold Glitters -- Sophie Turner, Diane Kruger, Constance Wu, Shanina Shaik, Dua Lipa 

Page 3: Joan Smalls, Isla Fisher, Jorja Smith, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum 

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Grace Chatto vs. Cardi B, Rita Ora vs. Cobie Smulders, Renee Bargh vs. Victoria Justice 

Page 6: Pusha T vs. Timothee Chalamet, Donald Glover vs. Michael B. Jordan, Lamar Johnson vs. Evan Ross 

Page 8: Molly Sims vs. Tiffany Haddish vs. Judith Light vs. Ella Hunt 

Page 10: Loose Talk -- Halle Berry, Sophie Turner, Sterling K. Brown, Miley Cyrus, Ellen DeGeneres 

Page 13: Contents 

Page 14: Hot Pics -- Prince William, Kate Middleton, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis 

Page 17: Jenny McCarthy, Gabrielle Carteris and Tori Spelling and Jason Priestley and Ian Ziering and Jennie Garth and Brian Austin Green on BH90210, Janet Jackson, Miranda Lambert and husband Brendan McLoughlin 

Page 18: Cannes -- Antonio Banderas, Helen Mirren and Andie MacDowell, Amber Heard, Alessandra D’Ambrosio 

Page 19: Taron Egerton and Elton John and Richard Madden, Elle Fanning 

Page 20: Camila Mendes and Charles Melton, Jake Choi and Camrus Johnson and Yara Shahidi 

Page 22: George and Amal Clooney, Chadwick Boseman and Sienna Miller, Carrie Underwood, the cast of Modern Family 

Page 23: Samantha Ronson 

Page 24: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Elizabeth Banks, Ashley Benson, Christina Milian 

Page 25: Channing Tatum and Jessie J, Lisa Bonet, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Page 26: Caffeine Craze -- Katie Stevens, Hilary Duff, Jordana Brewster, Busy Philipps, Whitney Port 

Page 28: Fur-ever Friends -- Dennis Quaid and his dog Peaches, Taylor Swift and her cat Benjamin Button, Sasha Farber and dog Ruby, Elizabeth Olsen and her dog 

Page 34: Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott may have another baby soon 

Page 35: Nikki Bella can’t deny her connection with Artem Chigvintsev, Val Chmerkovskiy and Jenna Johnson are still doing a dance of joy since marrying in April, Daryl Sabara and Meghan Trainor have been intense since the beginning 

Page 36: Katharine McPhee and David Foster so happy together 

Page 38: Amanda Seyfried on her support system for raising her daughter 

Page 40: Christina Anstead is busy with two TV shows while pregnant 

Page 41: The end of Game of Thrones, Zoe Kravitz and Karl Glusman are married, Scarlett Johannson and Colin Jost are engaged 

Page 42: What’s in my bag? Vanessa Hudgens 

Page 43: The Bentonville Film Festival, Katherine Schwarzenegger admires Chris Pratt’s ex Anna Faris

Page 44: Cover Story -- Best Bodies -- Kate Hudson 

Page 45: Serena Williams, Kourtney Kardashian 

Page 46: Ashley Graham 

Page 48: Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Hough 

Page 49: Jasmine Sanders, Cristiano Ronaldo 

Page 50: Halle Berry, Chris Hemsworth 

Page 52: Sexy Couples -- Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez 

Page 53: Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union, Shanina Shaik and DJ Ruckus 

Page 54: Kendall Jenner 

Page 55: Hailey Bieber, Adam Levine 

Page 56: The Property Brothers Drew and Jonathan Scott expand their home-improvement empire 

Page 58: Hot Reads 

Page 60: Style -- Spring in Bloom 

Page 61: Lea Michele, Zoe Saldana, Sarah Paulson, Sarah Hyland, Riley Keough 

Page 62: Summer like the stars 

Page 64: Summer Movie Season 

Page 70: Fashion Police -- Daisy May Cooper, Farrah Abraham, Jennifer Connelly 

Page 71: Haley Kalil, Julianne Hough, Maya Rudolph 

Page 72: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Ashley Tisdale 

[wouldadepressedpersonmakethis]

names

tier i: 

emily blunt / MARGUERITE STAFFORD

keira knightley / CORDELIA “LIA” STAFFORD

alexis bledel / GENEVIEVE STAFFORD

dominique mceligott / CORA JOHNSON

nicole kidman / GRACE SEYMOUR

amanda seyfried / CLARA SEYMOUR

lupita nyong’o / VIRGINIA WOOD

alicia vikander/ REBECCA MORRIS

tom hardy / CHRISTOPHER MORRIS

rachel mcadams / MARGARET GREENE

jessica chastain / EDITH CRAVEN

josh harnett / OLIVER WRIGHT

xaiver sameuls / WILLIAM SEYMOUR

leonardo dicaprio / ALEXANDER LAMBTON

james mcavoy / ERNEST LAMBTON

charlie hunnum / ADAM JOHNSON

mads mikkellson / VICTOR WARD

david oakes / HENRY CRAVEN

julian morris / JOHN CRAVEN

charles dance / CLARENCE STAFFORD

tier II:

saoirse ronan / ROSE CALVERT

scarlett johannson / ANNA CALVERT

joanna vanderholmd / LOUISA WILSON

rosamund pike / SARAH WILSON

evan rachel wood / ALICE WILSON

winona ryder / KATHERINE CLARKE

juno temple / IDA MOORE

kate beckinsale / HELEN KING

nina dobrev / MARIA KING

eva green / HARRIET PRICE

michael fassbender / HOWARD CALVERT

tom hughes / CHARLES CALVERT

mathias schoenarts / JAMES WILSON

liam hemsworth / BENJAMIN WILSON

hugh dancy / THEODORE CLARKE

richard armitage / ALFRED CLARKE

tom hiddleston / ROBERT CLARKE

benedict cumberbatch / JOSEPH MOORE

norman reedus / SAMUEL DAWSON

daniel craig / FREDERICK HARRIS

tier iii:

katheryn newton / EMMA TURNER

carey mulligan / ELIZABETH HARRIS

hayley bennett / JOSEPHINE TURNER

anna maxwell martin / GERTRUDE HARRIS

maya hawke / LAURA HARRIS

romola garai / LUCY ALLEN

gemma artertron / NANCY COOPER

willa fitzgerald / NORA COOPER

jenna louise coleman / FLORA LOWRY 

emily blunt / IRENE LOWRY

edward norton / GEORGE MARTIN

jude law / ARTHUR ALLEN

chris pratt / JESSE TURNER

aaron taylor johnson / OSCAR ALLEN

christian bale / ROY COOPER

logan lerman / THOMAS “TOM” COOPER

anson mount / ELI WRIGHT

toby stephens / EDWARD LOWRY

robert downey jr. / CECIL KING

ian somerhalder / NICHOLAS STAFFORD