#chow mien

[paulpingminho]

[scattered-winter]

its wild just realizing how much people have done and experienced and how prepared they are for what's to come when i am . very much not . lmao

[may-be-alive43]

TMC isn’t really angry when killjoys steal from his shop. He is 100% a crotchety asshole but he doesn’t mind when the younger joys steal from him

[cookingwithgenius029]

Crispy noodles stir-fried with a mix of meat, vegetables, and a savory sauce in Cantonese cuisine, offering a delightful combination of textures and flavors.

[emarket-ireland]

How to make chicken chow mein, a delectable take-out-style dish, at home. This is an easy recipe with tender chicken, veggies, and a flavorful sauce.

[badbitchstromboli]

Ramen

I eat ramen bricks dipped in marinara and I know it’s a heresy to the church of culinary respectability but I’ve never sat in a pew and thought to myself “I belong here” it’s more like a shelf to place the wrongness that is me So my eating foods that juxtaposed look insane and imbalanced is a symptom of the larger imbalance and I feed it daily 'cause it needs me How can you turn your back on the person who you were when the person who you were holds the screen of who you are? Like the landscape in an old film that tells you where you are covers up the set so you can sit back and forget all the shit that you have yet to deal with How can you turn your back on years and years of working with the enemy, the friend, and the pot and rainbow’s end? The other guy comes out and he shoulders it like Atlas shows me I’m not hopeless because the hope is there the rope is there the smoky scent is in my hair and I’m still holding those matches perched on cans of gasoline but when the fire starts, you can tell just where I’ve been from the ghost of my outline likely filling up that space as I take off like a race on the other side of grace Sit me on that wooden slab of scrabble-like rigidity and tell me why this god of mine is fluent in frigidity the silent treatment’s going strong but I just need to know what’s wrong and where he wants to eat so I can grab him flowers and chow mien and take a better seat by the ear of god alongside the mouth and he can tell me shit and I’ll know what’s what and I can go from there instead of down the street cuts Tell me what’s on your mind and split my melon open you can take the honey-dues and the goddamn can’t-elopes all the sweet and weak and watered-melons bite them 'til you choke on those violent contradictions speak against them please tell me I’ve done worship wrong and take me from my knees bring me full to standing and slit my throat with ease lick the blood that spurts about bury me near trees The “death” of me is not the worst to come and yet The “death” of me will overthrow the death of me, I’ll bet

[feddy-34]

i got you all the way

brock purdy/fred warner | 3.2k words | completed | rated T

fluff, college au, meet cute, slice of life

*author is still too lazy to dig up non fb pics of brock and fred from college*

"You dumbass, why the fuck would you try to reheat chow mien on a paper plate? What is wrong with you?" or, the daily bs of college, part 1

GUESS WHO'S BACK FUCKERS??????????

im actually so hyped i finished an nfl fic for the first time since APRIL. whew. been dealing with a lot of writer's block and also laziness but the seahawks dub provided much needed motivation.

this is... idek. we're struggling in dorm life and taking it out on the athletes that live in my head. bless. it's cute, promise!

link in the title above, go check it out!

[highendphsrs]

Tommy Chow Mien: i got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯💥🔫

Me: yeah whatever. i won’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw DESTROYA standing outside my window

My buddy Jet Star pacing: we need to take down better living industries before it's too late

[poekiidokidoki]

Chicken Chow Mein

It's the last order of the night, and it’s a big one. Kumiko thinks their two delivery boys should make the trip together since there's so much food for one person to handle. But little did she know the chaos that would ensue for poor Daniel and Johnny once dropping off that order. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Relationship: Daniel LaRusso/Johnny Lawrence Characters: Johnny Lawrence, Daniel LaRusso, Kumiko, Chozen, The Demon King Additional Tags: AU, Sacrifice ritual, Cult, Chinese Restaurant, Comedy, first kiss,  stupidity for sure, death, the demon king, chicken chow mien is the real hero here, inspired by fanart, there are some bad jokes thrown in there, Yes, Mr. Miyagi owns a Chinese restaurant,  Johnny and Daniel are Delivery Boys, horror, blood, 90's era, their in there 20's,campy fic

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Haunted Everything changed once Johnny entered a house he didn’t recognize.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning; Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: Gen Characters: Johnny Lawrence, Laura Lawrence, Sid Weinberg Additional Tags: AU, Johnny is four years old, psychological horror, short fic, depressing,

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@ckhalloween Week 3 Side A - Event Horizon

[r1-jw-lover]

Hello :3 Do you have any favorite John x Caine headcanons? Any cute moments between them that play on repeat in your head?

Have a lovely day! ✨

Thank you for the ask, my friend! I am more than happy to share with you some of my favourite John/Caine headcanons (though a lot of them will be too obvious).

Caine likes to touch John's face, map out every inch with his hands and commit it to memory: cupping his cheeks, trace his eyebrows and nose, smooth out his wrinkles, scratching his beard, combing through his hair... And John likes it, of course, finding intimacy and comfort and relief in being touched like that. (Sometimes, it leads to kissing and maybe even more 🤭)

John wants to learn to cook all sorts of noodles, especially Asian noodles, for Caine: chow mien, pan mien, wantan mien, etc. Caine was initially taken back by the idea but eventually comes around to it. He appreciates John's sincere efforts and sometimes joins in on John's cooking while giving commentary on John's food. (The one time John cooked ramen, it tasted so good that Caine cried because it reminded him of Koji's ramen.)

At one point, Caine complains to John to give Dog a real name, to which John rebutted that Caine's name is one letter away from "cane". (When Caine gave himself that name before he went blind, it was because he wants people to remember him as the guy who kicked their ass with a fucking cane.)

Their favourite pastimes at home are singing karaoke, watching movies, listening to music, sleeping and eating. Occasionally, they would spar with each other to test their skill sets, and Caine will never stop showing off how much better he is than John at it.

It is very likely the two of them will be staying in Paris, since John's house in New York got burned down and Caine was already familiar with the city. Somewhere during their relationship, Caine starts to hold John's right forearm while walking through the streets, even though he clearly doesn't need to.

It was easy to forget that John was missing a ring finger on his left hand, that he never got Helen's ring back from the Table. It was also easy to forget that Caine still wears his wedding ring from his previous marriage. Then when Caine one day suggested to John to get a prosthetic finger, John outright refused and they had their biggest argument yet. The next day, John noticed that Caine no longer wears his wedding ring.

When Caine puts down his sunglasses, John makes sure that he's safe and comfortable with showing him the true colours of his eyes, giving him kisses on the eyelids as reassurance.

Okay, I think that's all for now. Hope this answers your question.

[theink-stainedfolk]

Get to know me tag

Thank you @drchenquill for the tag. I shall use this as an opportunity to make more online friends >:)

Do you have any pets?

Nope. I can't handle myself so handling pets might be a nightmare for me.

Comfort food?

I have so many. Hyderabadi Biryani, Maggi, Indomein, Kurkure, Red Lentils and rice, Makloubeh, Kabsa Rice, Kunafe, Shakshuka and so many more. Also Indo-chinese foods like dumplings, chow mien etc.

How many languages do you speak?

I speak English, Hindi and Urdu.

Random fact about yourself

When i was 3 my parents moved to Saudi Arabia due to my fathers job and i studied their till 8th class. I can read Arabic but i can understand it a little bit. I can also write it probably but i can't speak it. I became a writer because of that one chapter in my English course book about a girl with anxiety finding herself because of what her English teacher told her once and became a well know author and i also have memory problems which is why i forgot everything :).

Something you’re proud of?

Improving in my writing and speaking English. Finally studying in 11th and proving everyone wrong. Getting in college and proving everyone wrong again. Being good in Psychology....somehow. Standing up for myself in front of my family because I'm done. Rejecting my younger cousin's love confession because i stood up for myself.

I'll tag @cssnder @finickyfelix @agirlandherquill @ascotwriting @willtheweaver @illarian-rambling @winglesswriter @paeliae-occasionally @the-golden-comet @leahnardo-da-veggie and his is an open tag.

[scattered-winter]

nothing makes you appreciate sight more than trying to find your phone charger that is on the floor SOMEWHERE but fuck if you can find the damn thing

[cookingwithgenius029]

Crispy noodles stir-fried with a mix of meat, vegetables, and a savory sauce in Cantonese cuisine, offering a delightful combination of textures and flavors.

[sshaw0l]

I had a super good chow mien earlier but it was oily asf and now it’s all I can taste - I’ve brushed my teeth twice, gargled lots of water, used mouthwash, chewed the strongest gum I had and all I can taste is oil it’s horrible 💀

[planetastoria]

introduction

hii!! im astoria(they/them/she/hers), u can just call me story though! my goal is to read 90 books this year, welcome to my self-shipping blog! i post my drawings and ramble about my fos (and some misc stuff like my rodents n books) here!  i’m not new to self-inserting or self-shipping but i am new to the community (this is my first ever tumblr blog)! 

im 20, sapphic biseuxal, a virgo and i really like drawing and gacha games! i collect pusheens, squishmallows n art supplies! i also really love my rodents.

i have eight guinea pigs and their names are cheesecake, chow mien, MF DOOM, dragonlord placidusax, hollywood, genocide, DJ subroc and roxanne + a turtle named Farram, The Goddess of War, The Nameless Queen, Daughter of Gwyn.

[feddy-34]

"You dumbass, why the fuck would you try to reheat chow mien on a paper plate? What is wrong with you?" He's tall, light brown curls with a strong jaw and thick eyebrows from the sliver of his face Brock can see. The guy he's yelling at is probably his roommate, and, judging by the half-burned plate he's hiding behind is back, also the cause of the alarm.