#choso isnt on this list because hes perfect /hj

[angry-geese]

Things the JJK men do that give me the ick

Featuring: Naoya, Gojo, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna

Warnings: not proofread so spelling errors idk

Naoya

Unironically refers to himself as an "alpha male"

Tries to start a podcast. It flops

Will make you listen to aforementioned podcast

If he didn't have people washing his sheets for him he would forget to

Gojo

Manspreads

Can't handle alcohol. You practically have to sit on him to keep him from wandering off when he's drunk

Eats in bed. Gets crumbs everywhere

Is still a little bit in love with his ex

Nanami

Turns the TV up too loud

Tries to have conversations with you over aforementioned loud TV

"why are we yelling?" ITS BECAUSE THE TV IS TOO DAMN LOUD

Sukuna

Thinks "kitten" is an acceptable petname

Doesn't believe people landed on the moon

Aside from the whole eating people thing? 6/10, at least he's not Naoya /j

Toji

Idk he's weird but he gives good enough head he can be forgiven