#choro pierre cuz frog.
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okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that Iām asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?
i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!
anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??
he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!
also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.
#(i gave myself an arbitrary rule of no double dipping on units)#oso touma but specifically OLD touma. otherwise he'd be teru tendou probably#kara is asselin bb ii because it's always two delusional bitches telling each othre exactlyyyyyyyyyyy#choro pierre cuz frog.#ichi kirio because cat.#jyushi michiru because MUSCLE MUSCLE!!#and totty kanon because if you wanna act like a baby so damn bad then go dress like a 9 year old#png#i think touma would fucking hate oso btw and this is a bonus#kara and asselin bb ii would start kissing on the mouth in like 3 minutes#i need choro to stay 5000000000000 feet away from pierre and luckily pierre's armed bodyguards will ensure this#i think kirio would make ichi explode#jyushi and michiru well they would just be two peas in a pod#and i dont know what would come of putting totty with a 9 year old
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