#chillmachinebroke

[akapen011]

My art for the @tf-bigbang !!! This art corresponds to this amazing and fantastic fic by @chillmachinebroke (go read it, it's so good fr, heed the warnings btw)

[lambery]

absolutely insane abt @archie-sunshine’s meter and @chillmachinebroke ‘s ada btw here is meter getting rekt by her and my ribbon critters

[mlentertainment]

tagged by @tasteofyourblood thankyewwwww

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone / i have a friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

tagging @nielution @salt-blog @cowboyypunk @coiled-dragon @thegooeyblog @chillmachinebroke and viewes like you, who was reading this and wishing you were tagged in games

[icypolargirl78]

just gonna go down my list lmao

@azileuk - liquid

@sylvmea - witch

@ltlemonpop - cloud

@thevisjex - shorthair

@cutephitten - loaf

@noritaro - tux

@mychlapci - liquid

@archie-sunshine - tux/little shit

@welcometothesewers - cloud

@zombiepassionsdotcom - orange

@lemolives - shorthair

@maxicaiman - shorthair

@doomspoon888 - tux

@wistsandmagic - loaf

@thankgnomeitsfriday - skrunkly

@bizarrebirds - little shit [the you in question is because i always know it's you reblogging because i see new birds]

@sug4r-melon - witch

@chillmachinebroke - creature?

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

[lambden]

For the tag game: The risk i took was calculated but MAN am i bad at math

Standing there above them is the biggest man Jaskier has ever seen; his shoulders are so wide that a normal-sized human could easily use him as a bed, and his arms and thighs and muscular calves and even his hands all measure up too. Hanging around his neck is a medallion that matches the one dangling from Geralt’s, and his eyes glow in the dull daylight. Jaskier swallows, his mouth suddenly dry. “Didn’t expect to find you round these parts, Geralt,” says the other witcher. He steps closer to the edge of the riverbank to hold out a hand, and Geralt quickly crosses the stream to accept. The strong witcher pulls him up with ease. Jaskier watches, beyond curious about the nature of this friendship. Is this a brother? A rival? But before either witcher can hug or punch the other, Geralt shakes out his wet hair and steps onto the path, out of Jaskier’s line of sight. He asks, his brief amusement apparently over, “Are you on a contract right now?” The giant witcher hesitates before answering, glancing over at Jaskier. Even though they’re at a slight distance, the air between them feels unnaturally charged for a moment. Jaskier doesn’t move, still lying on the uncomfortable shore and holding his lute. The witcher doesn’t say a word, but his bright eyes flash with… something.

this one is kind of like a 5 times jaskier met letho, with lethskier revenge friends with benefits except they aren't friends. basically "i'm definitely just in this for the sex so help me get over geralt no strings attached"... except of course the idiot lutist develops some serious strings. and then it ends with jaskier/letho/geralt because i'm a sucker for a good ot3!! yay

ask me about one of my works in progress!

[d-andilion]

I'm really curious about break a leg 👀

so this is a newer one - mostly vibes and raw dialog with 1.2k written. it's a modern au where the bards are working on the same theater production as understudies or something.

the gist of it is that the two of them start a rivals-with-benefits situation and definitely Do Not catch feelings. valdo calls it off when he starts officially seeing someone else on set, but those feelings he definitely Did Not catch draw him back to jaskier, despite the fact that he has a partner.

eventually, their secret gets exposed and it all blows up in their faces. i haven't decided if i want them to have a happy ending, or if i want to go the "it all ends in flames" route! i'm a happy ending type of writer, but these two are just sooooooo ripe for tragedy.

i have a little snippet for you from jaskier's point of view after everyone finds out about him and valdo

Everyone is staring at them. Jaskier feels their eyes on him everywhere he goes, every step he takes in any direction, like he's walking a minefield. Yesterday there was no one he couldn’t chat with, no one who wouldn’t smile when he walked up to them. Everyone liked him in that superficial sort of way that you like people who smile all the time and ask you how your day was.

There are no smiles today. He doesn't attempt to speak to anyone. They all look like they might spit in his face if he tried. He can hear them, whispering as he passes by, and he wants to turn around and scream at them but he doesn't dare. They’re right, aren’t they? They’re right to whisper, they’re right to scowl at him. He's the dirty little homewrecker who tricked them all with polite conversation into thinking he's not a monster.

thanks for playing!

send me a wip title and i'll give you a snippet

[bl00dline]

16 on your Spotify wrapped!

rubber ring by the smiths

[buckleydiazes]

Would it be possible for me to get on the second devons discord?

Yes yes I will send you a link. 😌

[moosekababs]

tagged by @amyrafiercebladeartz

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better.

Relationship Status: married to myself <3

Favorite color: feeling pretty fond of pink and orange right now, but mint green is coming into fashion

Song stuck in my head: atm nothing

Favorite food: Oyakodon

Last song I listened to: The Shrine / An Argument (i am making an animatic for it)

Dream trip: up to the place where brood 13 and brood 19 cicadas are emerging at the same time. long enough for me to catch at least one of both.

Last show/movie: Bang Brave Bang Bravern

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: SWEET ALWAYS

Last thing googled: "tfa lockdown prowl" ( i was looking for a pic that shows them near-ish enough to each other to use as a height ref for the animatic i am making with them)

tagging: WAAHH I DONT KNOW wHO TO TAG BESIDES @chillmachinebroke

thank u for the tag :)) @worldwhightnight

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better.

Relationship Status: happily alone

Favorite color: red :D its super pretty

Song stuck in my head: nothing currently lol

Favorite food: fish n chips!!! sorry guys but it goes hard

Last song I listened to: Devil Town (live at Hoxton Hall) by cavetown

Dream trip: hmm cant think of anything, plenty of places i would like to go but nothing i would consider a dream trip

Last show/movie: Craig of the Creek :)

Sweet, Spicy or Savory?: savoury but sweet is also very good

Last thing googled: cat (i was testing a browser function lol)

tagging: @caspercubed @rivertakis @quietwriter94isback @narwhalsarefalling @sydneyofalltrades @graceofspades777 @serrantsalotto @lilliths-httyd-blog @silkastral911 @fictionalnormalcy (not forcing)

[archie-sunshine]

ada brainrot time, everyone prepare. im not apologizing. she's perfect. you will look at her. this is her cybertronian form btw (she belongs to @chillmachinebroke btw go learn more about her)

[archie-sunshine]

also draw Meter & Ada holding hands (or tendrils, in Ada's case)

i give you holding hands but what about dancing?

god. i love that big womene....

@chillmachinebroke is ada's creator!!

[sledge-1959]

This was harder than I thought lmao 💘 @dadtron-3000 @sparrowville @unstablequeerbitch @backbreak @fallen--lilith @moosekababs @chillmachinebroke

Oooo I needed this in my day, thank you for the tag @orangekittyenergy

Here we go (and I won’t be using anything overly lewd no worries):

No pressure Tagging: @sav-not-tav (when you got time) @dutifullylazybread @darkurgetrash @fangbanger3000 @forget-me-maybe @honeybee-bard @cchickki @lemonsrosesandlavender @crowwolf @ladyofcrowsandcoffee and anyone else who wants to do this!

[d-andilion]

I'm also curious about beauty & the beast

like i said here, this one is a beauty and the beast retelling for the boys and a continuation of this one-shot that i wrote last year! i'll drop another snippet for you - this one is from the beginning

Geralt returns to Roach and his campsite with a fat pheasant from his snares and a handful of wild strawberries. A good sign, he hopes, for the journey ahead. It’s not often he finds such a treat on the road and the bird should last him the last day or so’s ride to his destination.

It was a tiny village that summoned him, not large enough to have a name anyone outside the area knew. A few hundred orens are all they could scrape together for his services. Geralt might have ignored their summons under different circumstances. As it stands, however, he has nothing more interesting requiring his attention and he admits he’s curious besides. Mysterious beasts in ruined castles aren’t something he sees as often as his job description may imply.

He sets about building his fire with the wood he’d collected earlier and gets to work preparing his meal. His mood is pleasant, or as near as he ever gets to such a thing. But, evidently, not to last.

thanks for playing!

send me a wip title and i'll give you a snippet

[lambden]

Last Line Game

I was tagged by @seidenbros 🥰🥰 Thank you!!

Rules: Write the last line in your latest WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence. Make a new post!

Now this sounds like the beginning of a very good story— and a story not about Yen-and-Geralt, which makes it even better. Jaskier straightens up and leans forward on the bed, scooching closer to the woman. Yennefer reaches up to throw a hand over her eyes and shield her gaze, but the bard is undeterred. “Listen,” he practically implores her. “Why don’t we talk about it over a bottle of wine?”

I’m cheating because I think this is more interesting with (a tiny amount of) context! This is in my WIP where Jaskier gets blessed/cursed by Melitele, and his presence draws out ‘fertility’/impulsivity/lust in everyone around him.

Tagging: @jaskiersvalley @faetxlity @weedsinavacantlot @feedingmyinsomnia @xianvar @resident-lambert-hoe @chillmachinebroke @witchersgoldenbard @hirikka @jaskierx @mimeticeternity aaand if I’ve forgotten anyone, please feel free to join in! 💖 and sorry for any double tagging I’m sure it’s inevitable in this tiny fandom

[golden-atlantic]

@rinisfriendnotfood @yespleasefandomtrash @chillmachinebroke

IM WHEEZING!

[d-andilion]

wip title tag game

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips

thanks @chillmachinebroke for the tag!!

*cracks knuckles* let's do it

untitled nemesis project (valskier)

s2 moment (geraskier)

break a leg (valskier)

beauty & the beast (geraskier)

dance of kings part 2: untitled (geraskier, part 1 👀)

dance of kings part 3: soldier, poet, king (geraskier)

nightmares (valskier)

untitled document (valskier)

it's difficult being back (valskier)

an au 4 ur au (geraskier)

headaches (geraskier)

ivy (geraskier)

sick flower (gerlion)

she(s) (geraskier)

dried up (geraskier)

monstrous (geraskier)

SHE (geraskier)

blank walls (geraskier)

this is going to be fun, send those asks folks!

tagging: @witchersgoldenbard, @drowningbydegrees, @julek, @not1-2write, @grassylampshade, @dani-dandelino, @carrottheluvmachine, @witcher-and-his-bard, @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde, @wren-of-the-woods, @jaskierrrrrr, @westmoor, @alllthequeenshorses, @jaskierswolf, @wanderlust-t, @the-not-so-silent-back-up, @weirdfishy, and @reveniemus