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Citizen Roach

[maternal-extinct]

nervously and slowly collecting the discords of all the critters im crushing on cus theyre all slimy rat bitches who frequently get banned for no reason and losing tack of people stresses chickenbrain out

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #201

King of the Hill Season 9 - Episode 23 | May 3, 1998 | Prod: 5F16 This is a just okay episode. It’s not too terrible but there are telltale signs of this being a dog. The opening has three jokes: bart being gay, homer doing something with wild cartoon physics, and then marge does something out of character and gets yelled all like it’s some kinda METAFEST. Homer gets buff to impress his son and then climbs a mountain and then also there’s SATIRE about corporations being bad and media!! There is one big laugh where the kids throw eggs at Homer while pathetically making eye-contact with his son. Okay going back tot he bart being gay thing. One of the many things that lead to The Simpsons to being bad is that during seasons 7 & 8 Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein showran what a lot of old school simpsons fans consider to be the last of the classic seasons. Those two bimbos also assumed the show was ending so they did episodes that put the characters in new, interesting places as part of a concentrated effort to squeeze all the possibilities out of the show before wrapping up. so they did an episode that shows moe as a secret lonely heart softy and an episode about mr. burns being a super-frail chickenbrain and an episode where bart is gay. Cut to the Mike Skully era where all those characteristics stuck. So all the rudest characters are now soft and toothless. so that is why bart is gay guy now (not that theres anything wrong with that lol) The other main thing i remember about this episode is that Al Jean had hsi son on a DVD audio commentary and browbeat him into naming his favorite joke on the simpsons and he cited homers not pronouncing GYM correctly THE B-SIDE:

South Park: “Volcano” Season 1 - Episode 2 | August 27 1997 South Park came into my life at the right time: I was 13 and easily impressed when the first episode premiered. I remember taping it because TV Guide was like “this is a cartoon a nd it’s rated R!!!” I’m calling this episode 2 because this was the second fucking episode. I remember it being this the second episode and getting mad at online internet episode guides being like “no this aired second I REMEMBER I TAPED IT” but to this day they all say that the kathy lee gifford episode aired second. stupid fucking shit Anway the South Park Boys Go camping on a volcano

[writingbakery]

i expected nothing less from my chickenbrained bf. now to strangle him—

thank you sm bb! 💓

hawks & “how could you betray me like this?”

A/N: excuse the crackhead energy in this but damn if this isn’t based on a personal experience

“How could you betray me like this?”

Trust could be a very fragile thing. Once it was gone, there was no turning back. You should have known better than to trust him again after he had proven time after time that he was not worth trusting. But here you were, stuck in the exact same situation once again, with the tension thick in the air and everyone in the room holding their breath as they watched it all unfold.

You glared at him, despite the fact that his attention was elsewhere. It took him a lot of begging to get you to give in to his pleas andgave him one more chance. You had been hurt enough, stabbed in the back by the ones you most loved for enough times to be wary. But as you waited for his next move, you could not help but feel your heart leaping out of your chest.

What would he do? What would the choice be this time?

No one dared to say anything as the winged hero stared at what he had, thinking of what his should do. Does he sacrifice himself? Does he push the burden onto you? There was too much to think of, and he found himself clenching his jaw without knowing at the pressure of choosing.

When he let out a deep breath, you knew that he had his answer. Watching as he threw out the card onto the pile, it was like your own heartbeat stopped. As everyone else leaned forward to take a look at what he had put onto the table, they could already see what would happen, and sighed.

“You bastard.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I should not have let you tricked me into doing this.” You slammed onto the table and Keigo winced at your angry expression.

“(y/n)…”

“I can’t believe you would do this to me.” You threw your hands into the air. “That’s it, I want a divorce.”

He bite his tongue to stop himself from pointing out the fact that you weren’t married (yet), only lowering his head as you huffed and motioned to the last draw 4 he threw onto the pile of multiple others that was on fulldisplay. “How could you betray me like this?” You gritted from your teeth as you started counting the amount of cards to get and hissed when you stopped at 16.

Under your angry stare, Keigo only shrugged and smiled in apology as your other friends who were at the table snickered.

You would never, ever sit next to that feathery idiot in a game of Uno again no matter how much he begged.

[babys-first-campaign]

Courtesy of /u/ThoughtEater1:

The Big List of Racial Slurs

Anyone who isn't water breathing:

Landwalker 

Drowner 

Landdweller 

Mouth-breather

Dwarves:

Beard-goblin 

Flea-bearded alestain 

Stunty 

Pump Sucker

Stone shitter 

half-sized alcoholic 

Maggots (according to legend!) 

rock eater 

Stone Domes 

Gutter Rats 

Angry Footstool 

Rockhead 

Hairy Halfling 

Tunnel Rat

Pubic Face 

Cave Hippo 

Oremonger 

Bushies 

Gut Draggers 

Knoties 

Lumberfoot 

Half-Man 

Gnomes 

Spuds (Both are lumpy and come from the ground) 

stunt  

gold digger  

dirt-licker  

teapot  

hammer midget  

copper polisher  

squash (look like squashed humans)  

rock bitter  

stone humper  

hill/mountain/dirt fairy  

keg belly  

pyrite-muncher  

giant snot 

Hairy Brewery

Elves:

Leaf lickers 

Butterboys

Dandelion Eater 

Pointy ears 

Knife-ears 

Sharp ears 

Chinfolk 

Beardless 

Pole-proportioned dendrophile 

Fairy Folk 

Drow (except to actual drow) 

Pointy 

Wood-Heads 

Fancy Lad

Tree-thumpers 

Dagger Head 

Rabbit 

Keeb 

Leafblower 

arrogant stuck up tree fondling hippies 

tree hugger 

pixie  

bark sniffer  

left handed casters   

waste of immorality  

fairy wannabes  

tinkerbell  

wedgie (they're uptight)  

wingless fairy 

light weights  

mushroom dancers  

faithless woodland sprite 

dew drinker 

fey mongrels 

discount dryad 

daisy sniffer 

weed eater 

bird boned 

oozebait (especially elf children)  

tree f*cker

Drow

murker 

Underscum 

Filth-Skin 

Chimney Sweep 

Cavemen 

Ash-Face

tall dwarfs  

dirt elves  

moss licker  

Spider Kisser 

dwarven imposter

Anyone who isn't a drow:

Iblith (meaning excrement)

Half-Elves

By elves:

Mongrels 

Bastards 

Half Breed 

Mudbloods 

Half Bad 

Mayfly Babies

By Humans:

Fling Kids 

Traitor Babies 

Half Good 

Mutts 

Mules 

Not Enough 

Halfways

Halflings

Hairy doorstop 

Hill goblin 

Hairless Dwarf 

Leatherfoot 

Children 

Dwarfling 

Gnome 

Shaved Dwarf 

Sneakies 

Succling 

Ankle Biter 

Swine 

Half men 

Dire-Midget 

Bilbo 

Runt 

Arm rest 

sticky fingers  

small fry  

hobbit  

shin licker  

all-you-can-eat  

fairy giant

Humans

Soft one (from lizardfolk) 

Round ears 

Pink Thing 

Mayfly 

Pinks 

Dust 

Spoon-Ears 

Normie 

Short-life 

pink-skin  

Joe Bloggs 

generic protag #435 (if a PC) 

Full-lings 

Smoothskin 

Succling 

Swine 

Quisling (a human who spends a lot of time around a dragonborn) 

Dire Halfling 

Lumberfoot 

Pig Skin 

Shortlived 

Monkeys 

Doubling (by Halflings) 

World-blight (by elves) 

Tree-killers (by elves) 

Monkey 

graceless elf 

rabbit spawn (from the elf point of view because of how fast they seem to breed to them) 

milkskins (orcs on humans) 

whore-race (they're the reason for half breeds) 

Cattle 

Morties 

roundteeth

Dragonborn

Lizard 

Fly eater 

Fake-drakes 

Tall Kobold 

Iguana Wannabe

Snakeskin 

Wyrm Wannabe 

Scalie 

Boot 

Scalebacks 

Scales 

Lizard Brain 

Walking Purse 

Skinks 

Man-Eater 

Lizardfolk 

Forked-Tongues 

dragon refuse 

newt  

Gecko 

wyrm reject 

overgrown iguana

For anyone who isn't a dragonborn:

maunthreki

Gnomes

Quarterling 

KneeLicker 

Mini-elf 

Halfling 

Mushroom sucker 

Ankle Biter 

Fat Fairy 

Sniffers 

Tinkertots 

Lawn ornaments 

Bug-Eyed Stumps 

Shaved Hobgoblin 

Glamer-slingers 

Dwarflings 

Trickster 

discount dwarf  

cone head  

lawn darts

Half-orcs/orcs

Swampskin 

Tusk-Face 

Greenskins 

Slimeskin 

Dorc 

Forc 

Necro-Breath 

Pig-Face 

Tuskers 

Grunt 

Scumbreed 

Halfbreed 

Lumberfoot 

The green beast (referring collectively) 

Savages 

green ape  

broccoli head  

ogre droppings

Tieflings

Devil spawn 

Sideshow

Devil bastard 

Hellspawn 

Brighteyes 

Gargoyles 

Bullheads 

Half-Hells 

Pox 

Demon Child 

Handle Heads 

Clip-Clops 

Goat Face 

Unloveables (from Demons) 

Freak 

Failbirth 

Filth 

Unbirth 

Hell-touched 

Tainted Ones 

Tall Imps

Kenku

crow  

raven  

parrot (in tropical/port cities) 

Flightless 

Hollowbones 

Noisemakers 

Mockingbirds 

Caw-Caws 

Peckers 

Copycats 

Jabbers

Aasimar:

God's Pet 

Goody Two Shoes 

Wingless Earthbound bastard Half breed 

Birdy 

Chickenbrain 

Chicken 

Angel Face

Aarakocra

crow  

raven  

parrot (in tropical/port cities) 

Hollowbones 

Bird-Man 

Pigeon 

Caw-Caws

Kobolds

Scaly Gnomes

Little Lizardfolk 

Yippers

Gnoll

hunger slave 

mutt 

cur  

Dog 

Carrion-eaters

Warforged

Rusties 

clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk 

Dumbells 

Hunk of Junk 

Lemon 

Golems 

Walking talking tools 

Dummies (as in training/target dummy) 

Scarecrows 

Dolls 

Marionettes / Puppets 

Made-to-Orders 

Fakes / Facsimiles 

Walking Casket 

rust bucket  

gear head  

scrap heap  

golem (they're living constructs)  

robot

Genasi

Fire

Cold Heart 

Matchstick 

Hazard 

Sunburn

Earth

Gravel bed 

Sedimentary 

Slabs

Air

Leaf Blower 

Spark Plug 

Unfavorable Fart (From Orcs. Orcs aren't great at throwing shade) 

Windbags

Water

Algae Infested 

Salty 

Soakhead

Goblins

Greenskin 

Gobber 

Slimeskin 

Trash Gnome 

Orcslave 

Toothpick-Nose

Tabaxi

Fleabag 

Hairball 

Cat 

Worm farm

Triton

fish f*cker 

Dolphin born 

Wet blanket 

Coral Eater

Firbolg

Giant Half-Breed

Overgrown Dwarf

Half-Baked Goliath

Goliath

Mini-Giant

Tribal Boy

Stoneskin

Centuars

Clippity-Clops 

Horse Bastards 

Half-Horses

Giants

Tumbletower ( tall like a tower, but more easy to knock down)

Nesthair (birds tend to nest in high places)

Indirect Racial Slurs:

*a dagger "a Gnome Greatsword"

*a bag of leftovers from a restaurant "an Orc-y Bag"

*the act of going barefoot "wearing Halfling Shoes" with signs in stores specifically forbidding halfling shoes

*happy endings at a massage parlor "Human Style"

*public drunkenness "going Dwarven"

*vegetables "Elf food"

*the bastard children of non-human races "Half-man"

*unshaven men "dwarf babies"

*whiskey "dwarf milk"

*barrels of whiskey "dwarven wetnurse"

*bad breath "dragonborn singing"

*pickpocketing "halfing handshake"

*picking a lock "banging a halfling's sister"

*stealing a horse "taking a half-orc bride"

*laying a dwarf or gnome "boulder rolling"

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Asians be like...

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neyfquTMvmo

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Any one else see the chickens in my coffee mug? Just me? #chickenbrain

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