#cheryl blossom reaction

[ourladyofmaplemurder]

This little Choni moment got me. Like, even though they didn't remember their previous lives explicitly, they did retain their emotional memories to some extent.

So, Cheryl knew her shit was about to be ROCKED. I can't even IMAGINE what watching S4 would have been like for her. I can't believe she sat there and watched her previous life with an audience.

But like, this little moment was very sweet.

Cheryl holding on to Toni for dear life.

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1

Propaganda under the cut:

Hank/Dean:

Twincest, family trauma, they literally get a "we came into this world together please come back to me" speech ffs

they canonically experimented (it's directly implied in "guess who's coming to state dinner"), Dean had a full speech about missing him in the last episode of the series (other than the movie)

they love each other theyre devoted to each other they are two traumatized twin brothers who had somewhat opposite reactions to their trauma and as they grew up drifted apart and both hated it and missed the other and resented the other for it

the ghost of abraham lincoln made them kiss once

Cheryl/Jason:

She digs him up and keeps his corpse with her. At the dinner table it is her, her girlfriend, her grandma, and her twin brother's dead body

She literally had a hot girlfriend who she was living with and that loved her unconditionally. And she still risked that relationship bc she wanted to keep Jasons Corpse around and talk to it and be insane <3

Also she was obsessed with Jasons babies that Polly was carrying and called them "our" babies

I dont watch riverdale but the fact that cheryl and jason are ginger twins should speak for itself. They definitely fucked.

[random-imagines-blog]

Riverdale Masterlist

In an attempt to organize the blog and keep everything in order, masterlists are being made to join together into a masterlist of masterlists to make it easier for those on mobile. Thanks for being patient!

⭐ contains smut.

Archie Andrews

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Archie Andrews wanting to step up to be the boyfriend you deserve.

Imagine Archie trying to figure out the right words to win you over.

Imagine camping with Archie Andrews.

Betty Cooper

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine playing small pranks on Betty to cheer her up.

Imagine revealing to Betty that she’s made you feel insecure.

Imagine exploring an abandoned building with Betty Cooper

Jughead Jones

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine going UFO sighting with Jughead.

Imagine drawing Jughead while he sleeps

Veronica Lodge

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine Veronica taking care of you when you’re sick.

Imagine Veronica Lodge inviting you for a private trip on Hiram’s yacht.

Imagine Veronica Lodge moving in with you.

Cheryl Blossom

Oneshots

Holding (Cheryl Blossom)

Imagines

Imagine the first time you tell Cheryl Blossom you love her.

Imagine surprising Cheryl for her birthday.

Imagine telling Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz about your abusive partner.  

Toni Topaz

Oneshots

Someone Dangerous (Chapter 1)

Someone Dangerous (Chapter 2)

Someone Dangerous (Chapter 3)

Someone Dangerous (Chapter 4)

Someone Dangerous (Chapter 5) ⭐

Someone Dangerous (Final Chapter)

Infinity

Lightbringer

Metamorphosis

Imagines

Imagine telling Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz about your abusive partner.  

Imagine Toni Topaz taking you on a night swim.

Imagine taking Toni Topaz on a date in the woods.

Reggie Mantle

Oneshots

Promise Me (Part 1)

Promise Me (Part 2)

Imagines

Imagine being in a poly relationship with Reggie Mantle and Sweet Pea

Sweet Pea

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine the Ghoulies kidnapping you in front of Sweet Pea.

Imagine being the first person to hug Sweet Pea.

Imagine being in a poly relationship with Reggie Mantle and Sweet Pea

Fred Andrews

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine going over your wedding plans with Fred Andrews.

Imagine Fred Andrews taking on extra hours so he can take you on a vacation

FP Jones

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine going on a ride with FP Jones. 

Imagine FP’s reaction to you getting fiesty with enemies of the Serpents.

Imagine being Archie Andrews’s older sister and dating FP Jones

Hermione Lodge

Oneshots

House of Cards ⭐

Beacon ⭐

Imagines

Imagine making Hermione a home-cooked meal.

Imagine Hermione Lodge being your dominatrix.

Hiram Lodge

Oneshots

Love Peas

Wide Awake

Imagines

Imagine getting into a very heated argument with Hiram Lodge.

Imagine distracting Hiram Lodge while he’s working by appearing in your underwear.

Imagine being Hiram Lodge’s young lover, and him adjusting to the changes.

Imagine Hiram Lodge introducing you to the family as his ‘Baby Girl’.

Imagine charming Hiram Lodge into a game of strip poker.

Imagine almost getting caught with Hiram Lodge, by his daughter Veronica.

Imagine cuddling with Hiram Lodge after a long day.

Imagine being Archie Andrews brother and casually admitting to Hiram Lodge that you like watching him work out at the gym.

Imagine Hiram Lodge inviting you to his private gym.

Imagine being Archie’s brother, and being intimate with Hiram Lodge for the first time

Josie McCoy

Oneshots

Imagines

Imagine inviting Josie McCoy to try out your new hot tub with you.

Imagine Josie getting annoyed when Reggie flirts with you.

Imagine Josie McCoy writing a duet for the two of you.

Imagine getting ready with Josie and the Pussycats

[americanblossom]

*         send   META   +   a   word   ,   a   name   ,   or   phrase   and   i   will   write   a   head  canon   based   off   of   this   !!!  Greenhouse ( what plants are in there, what does it look like, when did she start it, etc ).

*         send   META   +   a   word   ,   a   name   ,   or   phrase   and   i   will   write   a   head  canon   based   off   of   this   !!!  

The  blossom  greenery  was  built  in  the  2000’s  due  to  the  fire  she  had  set  a  blaze  to  her  own  house  out  of  spite  to  her  mother.  The  greenhouse  sits  at  24  inches,  due  to  some  vine-growing  crops.  Clear,  long  windows  –  followed  by  a  black  interior.  Pots  and  plants  are  dispersed  across  the  floor  and  tables.

Roses  surrounding  the  outside  complimented  her  gated  area.

Each  section  in  her  greenhouse  is  tailored  to  a  specific  plant  and  or  flower  type.  Some  of  her  most  dangerous  (  poisonous  )  plants  are  nightshade,  poison  ivy,  hemlock     &    jimsonweed.  Just  to  name  a  few.

Nightside  often  grows  in  the  best  temperatures  of  68–100°F,  whereas  poison  ivy  does  its  best  growing  time  during  the  spring  &  summer.   

Poison  ivy  can  often  stay  on  a  human's  skin  for  months  after  it’s  initial  touch.  Even  a  dead  poison  ivy  plant  can  cause  allergic  reactions  for  years.

Jimsonweed  is  a  posion  weed  that  can  affect  both  humans  and  animals.  It  can  grow  in  various  types  of  conditions.

It  had  been  often  said  that  the  Blossom  family  would  use  plants  and  flowers  to  hurt  their  victim  or  kill  them,  leaving  no  trace  behind. 

Not  all  plants  in  her  nursery  are  poisonous.  Such  as  Orchids,  begonias,  roses,  celosias,  anthurium  &  so  much  more.  Each  bud  is  redder  than  the  other.

The  nursery  also  carried  various  plants:  strawberries,  tomatoes,  onions,  kale,  peas  &  cucumbers  that  were  used  for  cooking.

If  Cheryl  had  ever  gotten  anything  befitting  from  her  mother  –  it  was  how  to  tend  a  garden.  Gardening  was  a  family  passing  time,  where  it  wasn’t  always  a  verbal  nightmare. 

[alexzalben]

Alex! Are you down to discuss past seasons? Because I’ve been rewatching Chonis whole story play out from the time jump and I still feel an inconsistency with Toni. she mentions to Cheryl in the beginning of the Key party episode after revealing who she’s having the baby with and why- that maybe they can begin to look at what their relationship would look like now that she knew the truth- and also what it could be moving forward with the baby. Then Cheryl kind of rejects her out of anger and being hurt obviously. But then when Cheryl tries to manipulate her with the nursery, her whole entire attitude towards Cheryl is completely different. I feel like when she says she would never raise her baby in the Blossom house it was really even more hurtful than Cheryl’s reaction.. I just don’t see how she went from “maybe we can get back together” to completely rejecting her. The writing at that time was truly disappointing. They’ve made up for it but when I watch it again I still have those feelings come up and I just get so confused over the whole thing lol any explanation or clarity for that whole storyline?

I'd have to go back and watch these episodes, but the way you describe it, it seems like a classic Riverdale exquisite corpse plotline. To be clear, I don't actually think they write this way, but it does sometimes feel like there's bouncing around from episode to episode with no real connection. Honestly, it's why I get thrilled when there is a clear character arc over multiple episodes. But yeah, I don't know that it worked - they were trying to create tension between Cheryl and Toni, but it didn't really serve either character properly, imo.

[shadowbrn]

velma  dinkley  (  @herencias  )  said  to  cheryl  blossom  ;  ❛ something is afoot with this whole affair. i know it, and i believe you know it too. ❜

cheryl's  first  reaction  is  to  twirl  her  hair  around  her  finger,  shrugging  her  shoulders  ever  so  slightly.  she's  good  at  playing  dumb,  and  she  doesn't  want  to  let  velma  know  that  she  knows  what's  going  on.  velma's  smart  though,  if  she  sees  through  it,  she'll  see  through  it,  but  cheryl  has  to  try  to  downplay.  it's  how  blossoms  do  things.  ❝  i  don't  know  what  you're  talking  about.  ❞  cheryl  told  her,  a  soft  smile  on  her  face,  ❝  everything  seems  just  like  always  to  me.  ❞

[justcallmenikki7]

Who’s Daddy? Madelaine Petsch

Summary: a q&a goes different than expected with your girlfriend, and things get exposed.

Pairing: Madelaine Petsch x Fem!Reader

Genre: fluff

Warnings: mentions of slight smut (like nothing happens), and just overall fluff

Request: Anon said - Can you write a Madelaine petsch x female reader where they film a YouTube video together and they reveal “who’s daddy” of there relationship by like maybe answering a q and a or something and it turns out everyone thought the reader would be but isn’t? You’re writing is great and appreciated.

A/N: I’m bored so i did my makeup just to have motivation to do my homework lmao

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“Hey guys, it’s Madelaine! Today is going to be a little different.” Your girlfriend announced to the camera. You smiled at how she glowed from how excited she was. “I have a special, special, guest here with me, Y/N, come here.” Madelaine demanded, turning towards you. 

Getting up from the chair that was behind the camera, you walked over to where your girlfriend was sitting in her chair, plopping down on her lap for fun. “Hey guys!” You smiled, waving at the camera, only to begin laughing loudly from the feeling of your girlfriends fingers being pressed into your sides. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry!” You laughed, falling to the ground to get away from the tickling.

“That’s what you get for sitting on me.” Madelaine smirked, looking down at.

“You like it when I sit on you,” you winked, dodging from the hairbrush that was thrown at you. 

“Anyways! Today, my girlfriend and I will be answering the most frequent questions from you guys. And, at the end of this video, there will be a possible announcement. Who knows.” The red head spoke to the camera. “Alright, let’s get started!” She clapped her hands excitedly.

For the next thirty minutes, you and your girlfriend joked around, answered questions, and acted like complete idiots in front of the camera. You were having a good time, only when a certain question popped up.

“@/ilovefoodsodearly69 asked ‘who’s the daddy of the relationship’?” Madelaine read the tweet aloud, blushing at the comment.

You could feel your face turning red too, looking down at your lap. It was quiet for a minute until you spoke up, “Like.. in bed or do you mean ‘mom’ like taking care of everything, like the ‘mom’ friend in a friend group.” You asked, trying not to laugh.

“Y/N, I think they mean in bed.” Madelaine stated, trying not to laugh also. 

“Defintly Madelaine.” You answered honestly without hesitation, giving your girlfriend an innocent smile, knowing that you’ll pay for your answer later. 

“Y/N!” Your girlfriend yelled out.

“What? It’s true! The way you use yo-”

“-ENOUGH!” The red head demanded, slapping her hand over your mouth.

You were laughing so hard that your stomach began to hurt because of how flustered your girlfriend is. But the look she gave you that you only caught told you that you were so in for it tonight, making the whole thing worth it.

[stinkyweasley]

Kissing Cheryl Blossom.

- First off, her lips would be soft, like super soft, it would be like kissing a pillow.

- The first time you kissed she tasted like cherries, it was the lipgloss.

- When you started getting serious, she would give you the brand of lipgloss, so if you ever wore it, it would feel like you were kissing her.

- NUT

- Kissing Cheryl would be romantic.

- she’s soft and warm, she would be the type to put her hands on your face or neck.

- if you were taller she would grab the top of your shirt.

- taller? she would hug your hips and waist.

- you would never want to let go.

[ajmichalka]

#excuse you she absolutely does

[vuigardarling]

when you realize your girlfriend is fucking nuts

[vanderrwaals]

I won’t be gauche and ask who the father is.

[feathers-fallen-on-riverdale]

Season 1, Episode 1: Chapter 1 - The River's Edge These Aren't The People From My Polycule! (They Said What?)

[Ep. Statues: Already Watched/First Time Watching + Remember/Vaguely/Don't Remeber]

First off. It sort of slipped my mind that Jughead narrates the opening of each episode. Doesn't he become like a God type writer in the new season? Very Jensen coded of The CW to only know how to do one (1) thing.

Oh god that nasty "Welcome to Riverdale!" board.

Also I will probably be saying this a lot but what are these outfits? Cheryl and Jason are going for thier stupid little boat ride (really? A boat ride? In the morning? On July 4th?) dress all in white expect for Cheryl's bright red stilettos. Like no wonder first time watcher me though Cheryl killed her brother. All the white, the creepiness of the scene and the "are you scared Jason?" just convinced me Cheryl had ritualisticlly killed her brother in a fucked up horror movie girl kinda way. Instant way to make me stan her. Kinda disappointed she didn't (would now would also be a good time to mention that I completely forgot who actually killed Jason? Oops?). Anyway where is that AU? Where is that show?

"In those last moments I hope he suffered. May Jason Blossom burn in hell" ? Miss girl. Are we sure Betty's mom isn't the real family psychopath?

Also can we talk about Jughead in season 1. With his lil beanie and his camera. I'm like 90% he was written to be a movie nerd/buff then it was retconed to books and they never talk about it again? That was weird.

Lol okay so I forgot how privileged the Lodges are made out to be. But honestly, Veronica's mom? Kind of a MILF. Now that I think about it, aren't they like, the Riverdale Kardashians?

Girl naurrr the gay-bestfriend-ification of Kevin 😭💀. My mortal enemy. I will make Kevin a full fleshed character if it kills me. Kevin walked no-crawled so that Will from Stranger Things could stumble over to Mike only to be called a slur.

Also how old are these bitches supposed to be? 15 year olds do not look like that. What is in the water in Riverdale? Pfffff what am I talking about Archie is Just Like That TM.

Also something about the way the actors deliver thier lines. I can't explain it but it's hilarious. Maybe just cause it's the pilot and everything's a little stilted still.

Also I think Kevin wants to hit that (Archie). #LetKevinHitThat2022 #LetKevinBeArchiesGayAwakening2022

Oh Archie's music passion my beloved. I forgot that one too. Season 1 may not be as batshit as its descendants but it has it's gems.

Betty and Archie: having their disgusting little heterosexual talk

Me looked in the background: omg Pop Tate 😍😍😍

I used to laugh at the sketches of Riverdale on tiktok because the facial expressions were so greatly exaggerated. But nope, it's actually Just Like TM.

Omg Veronica's slow-mo entrance my beloved. Some would say it's over the top but honestly she's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment. She deserves this.

Also I know I should be focused on the Archie and Veronica's meet-cute but there's this one shot of Betty's face that is absolutely sending me.

Betty said gay rights because I'm going to be homophobic towards a straight couple.

ALSO FRED ANDREWS. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. ARCHIE STOP BITCHING AT YOUR FATHER.

Forgot just how... Karen-like Betty's mom was in season 1. I know it's out of worry but I can't wait for her character to flesh out (as much as it can on a CW show). Also I did not know Betty has ADHD?

Archie, honey, what is your handwriting. Okay, if Betty has ADHD then I want Archie to be dyslexic. They bond over being neurodivergent and mistake that comradery for love.

Nasty ass early season Chad Reggie 🤮🤮🤮. Where is my is my mafia bimbo meow meow. Give him to me now.

What. What was this moment. ONLY The CW. I would only accept this moment if Veronica was wearing a little bi or pan flag. Hold on.

Guys she sewed them on herself! (her mother taught her!) (I know it looks like shit alright I'm horrible at editing)

JOSIE! AND THE PUSSY CATS. Okay but genuinely they sound really good.

JUSTIN GINGERLAKE ??! Oh she's savage I love her. Also Josie and her girlies all use she/they pronouns because I said so.

Also the way Veronica talks. How does Camilla Mendes pull it off. What ever they're paying her, double it.

"Are you two dating?"

"No we're just friends."

"No he's straight.'

I stand by my earlier statment, #LetKevinHitThat2022

Oh god. The one plot line I wish I could desperately forget is the one where Archie fucks his music teachers. How is nobody noticing these 2 eyes fuck infront of the entire gymnasium.

Oh Fred and Hermione 😔

"Is cheerleading still a thing?"

"Is being the gay best friend still a thing?"

Shots fired. I am loving the mlm wlw hostility. At least The CW got gay on gay violence right.

Cheryl? Body shaming! What year is this?

They're trying to make me like or feel sympathy for Grundy and it's not working. I'm just waiting for her to leave.

Okay no actually I need her to DIE. A student is asking for help because he's feeling guilty and scared of something he's witnessed but your saying no because you fucked him? 🔪🔪🔪

Beronica kiss hello? Young sapphic me blocked this out because they could not deal with the emotions and revelations this brought her. Also this is beginnings/foundation of the Riverdale polycule. Also that kiss was.... a little longer than necessary 😏.

Cheryl is not impressed tho and honestly good for her. But that baiting scene. Sheesh I'm not one to judge be get a better coping mechanism honey. Betty's half moon scars I remember vividly. I wonder if they ever resolved that plotline.

Also. VERONICA ACTUALLY POPPED OFF NOT CLICKBAIT!???!!!???

WE COME AS A MATCHING SET? I AM THAT RECKONING? SORRY CHERYL BOMBSHELL MY SPECIALITY IS ICE?

I am losing it. Is this Riverdale's version of "Freedom is a lenght of rope and God wants you to hang yourself"?

Nope, now I've lost it. That scene! Where Veronica is zipping up Betty's cheerleading outfit and the sweet music is playing and they're all smiles and giggles and she turns around and Veronica compliments her and Betty just touches her in the same way Veronica did her even though Veronica was already set! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOODBYE! The entire show could end right here and I wouldn't care. Also, I see you Veronica's black nail polish.

Oh Betty and Veronica's little chat after that felt very very real. Oh no this Supernatural all over again. Shit show, good moments that keep u coming back.

Okay Betty's mom is giving my mom vibes and that is not okay.

Fred's words to Archie about his future are ringing really true and are a really fresh and good twist on the parents dont support the kids passion trope.

Maybe this first season is actually good? Skdjkskdjd nah.

Omg our favourite trouple doing their entrance!

"What does your heart say?"

Archie: *looks over at Grundy*

Me: Come on, Grundy?!

Archie: *demands lessons*

Me: Oh he chose music!

Oh god.... I keep pausing the fantasy couple scene because I just can't.

Veronica and Kevin, mouthing: ask him about the polycule!

Betty, who can't read lips for shit: power couple? 🤔

The absolute silence on Archie's side. WHY did he look at Grunkle what's her face.

Let's see who's riding the ginger stallion tonight? WHO IS WRITING THESE SCRIPTS?

"Who are you asking for, you or Betty?"

Me: SAY BOTH

Veronica: *doesn't say both*

Me:

Me watching Archie and Veronica kiss even tho the polycule is in shambles before even fully forming:

Veronica and Hermione's relationship. God I wish I had something like that.

"Archie went looking for the girl next door. Instead he found me." Okayyyy, it's giving Jarchie.

Archie and Jughead's scene. First of all Jughead's dark humor. Love it. The talk to her. It'd go a long way. It'd have went a long way with me. Ooof. But also what did happen? Omg gay coming out went wrong!

Me watching the "I can't give you the answer you want" scene trying to focus on literally anything else but the forced monogamy in front of me: huh the way they shot this reminds me of the "I was there where were you scene".

Okay but let's put a pause on the polycule and talk about Barchie. Archie says something along the lines of "You are always perfect, I could never be good enough for you" and earlier on Betty said she's sick of being perfect, the perfect x,y,z for everyone else. I don't know if she's realised this but that may include being the perfect love interest for Archie. And Archie perceives her as Perfect when Betty just wants to be perceived. So if they were ever to get together, polycule or not they'd need to work past that.

Oh Moose. Didn't he just fade into the background as the show moved on or did I just forget him?

Oh Jason? Neat ig. Was he shot and his body dumped after the lake was searched? I can't even remember.

Unhinged rating: 3/10. There were some moments (mostly from Cheryl) mostly from the dialog and things I'd forgotten but this episode is really tame reconsidering my expectations for later seasons.

Tag list (you can ask to be added [or removed] though I doubt anyone will ask: @youre-only-gay-once

[rubylane]

riverdale s5e8, a story in six pictures

[katherine-mcnamara-archive]

endless cheryl blossom 

[wlw-mess]

Nic please.. 👀😂

[alexzalben]

Alex why did they have to show archie and cheryl sexual like that? what are the writers thinking? 😞

In all seriousness my guess is that Cheryl has so suppressed her sexuality in 1955 that as usual with Ms. Blossom she is overcorrecting in the other direction. My emotional reaction to this as a human being is "thanks, I hate it!" but as a person who watches TV critically I'm willing to give any storyline a shot, as it's hard to base anything off a trailer when the sole goal of a trailer is to get a reaction out of you. In context, any storyline can work. Or not work! That all said, they're definitely gonna have to win me over with this one.