#chef rexx

[emilyrox]

Uhhhh idk pick your favorite Markaplier series.

Gotchu homie :)

In honor of it being Valentine's Day tomorrow, I'm gonna choose A Date With Markiplier!

Favorite Male: Date!Mark. I am making the distinction between him and Actor Mark, as Date!Mark is a different character that Actor plays according to the Meta ending. Date!Mark, while he can sometimes be ignorant or an idiot, does have a lot of funny moments (like taking 50 years to dig a hole with a spoon). He also is my date in this so...bias?

Favorite Female: Kathryn. She appears for 5 seconds during the Meta ending but she's always a delight. Her sassing Actor (or anyone when they're being a dumbass) is always glorious.

Favorite Pairing: If I can include non-canon ships then Darkstache 100%. Unfortunately they aren't (which is a mistake on Mark's part), so assuming I can only include canon ships (ones that appear in the actual show) then Dark x Y/N. Not me specifically. The character Y/N in themselves. Although Dark is threatening in this, they do treat Y/N better than Mark, or at least claims they will. I also recall a post someone made pointing out the difference in the Vanilla and Chocolate endings. In the Vanilla ending (where you shoot Dark), Mark is basically like "Oh man that sucks. Anyway :D." In the Chocolate ending (where you shoot Mark), Dark, disguised as Mark, asks if you're okay, tells you everything will be fine, and is more comforting towards you. That could just be Dark being manipulative, but it's still interesting.

Least Favorite Character: Actor Mark. He shows who he truly is in the Meta ending, and he is nothing but an asshole. Not even an entertaining asshole. Just a big jerk. Some of his lines are funny, but other than that I don't like him. I may also be taking the other series into account but he's just a bad dude.

Who's Most Like Me: Considering Y/N is meant to be whoever the viewer is, and can have whatever personality the viewer has...Y/N I guess lol. Honorary mention to Mad Mike because I too love Ice Cream and would advise parents to not bring their kids as the Ice Cream shop is actually a drug front.

Most Attractive: Dark. There's no contest. Just Dark.

Three More Characters That I Like:

Chef Rexx. He's kinda creepy and tried to kill us at one point but ngl he kinda had a right to. Mark claims he doesn't have his wallet (on our first date?!?!) and can't pay Rexx, and listen retail/restaurant workers barely make enough as it is so I think he had a right to go after Mark. Just wish he didn't go after Y/N too. But later on Mark finds his wallet and I'm like "dude are you serious."

Ethan and Tyler. Including them and all the characters they play throughout this. Their constant running joke of "bonjour" to them getting married in a crappy play to Tyler rooting for Mark during his proposal (that we rejected) to Mad Mike (Ethan) and his totally drug-free ice cream.

Chica. Everyone is legally required to like Chica. She is the goodest girl. The floofiest girl. The most cutest precious girl (that Y/N has apparently been this whole time according to Warfstache?). And she's a doggo. Automatically likeable.

[fischyplier]

Please give it a watch! And thank you for finding this interview!

So this rad YouTuber, Vexitis, interviewed Robert Rexx (as well as Holt Boggs for that matter) and it’s so cool that he did it and I want to share it here on the tumbls so ya know it exists

[meiko333]

I don´t have them yet but I´m going to rank them based on the stock photos and video reviews I´ve watched:

6.- Rexx Mcqueen

He´s the coolest RH/SH boy but next to the rest of Series 2 he´s just boring

5.- Karla Choupette

She´s cute, I like her shoes a lot but the rest is meh to me

4.- Zooey Electra

Adorable, I like the space theme a lot and her hairstyle and makeup are just *chef´s kiss

3.- Dia Mante

I just love her style and the fact that she has short hair makes her very unique looking

2.- Reina “Glitch” Crowne

I love her character in the show so maybe I´m a bit biased but she´s just awesome, she has the prettiest face and I love her clothes

1.- Monique Verbena

Omg, how can she not be number 1 with those amazing braids and adorable dress? I could stare at her for hours

That´s it I just wanted to share my ranking, it may change once I get my hands on them.

[kenmarlenn]

the Chef applied to be Prison Chef but accidentally clicked on the form for ‘Prison Chief’ instead

[strawberryamanita]

Okay but where's the 40-minute lore video for Chef Rexx @markiplier

[wonkasweet]

Relatable Chef Rexx and Tyler 

[seer-celine]

Please enjoy: the Heist trailer, but with the Cats trailer music over it

...what have I done...

[monochromemedic]

Me: remember that show 1000 Ways to Die, that was weird I loved that show hang on let me find some clips me clicking on a watchmojo video:

R...Robert REXX?

[d-ama-ien]

ROBERT DOES PLAY A CHEF!!!! Heist is officially good now

[codenamesailordarillium]

“You know, there’s something about you that always makes me trust you.”

Always, you say, chef chef prison guard? As if you’ve seen/met him before?

[septicstacheedits]

How I feel when Mark causes feels and chaos

[sassmasterhost]

*wakes up in cold sweat* What if Mark did fake his death and the Butler and Cook are in on it hence the little late-night chat about their trustworthiness with the Detective and the Butler giving up so fast after the Detective vetoed the idea of calling the cops and this is some sort of test for the Mayor and the Colonel who may or may not be Darkiplier and Wilford Warfstache but then who the hell is the District Attorney and why did the Butler tell us anything and what is Mark’s goal but what if this whole thing is some kind of fever dream murder mystery cooked up by the Host who is currently laughing at all of us as he narrates the story to some unseen radio audience because boy that would sure explain a lot but then is he doing it out of malice or boredom is he trying to kill all of us or maybe none of us or maybe just them and he created the District Attorney character deliberately to give us a way to watch and participate and what does Amy’s reflection in the bedside clock mean I mean does it mean anything or is it an accident also are the two Jims we see reporting on the murder the same Jims we saw in Markiplier TV or are they two new Jims and if so how many Jims are there I mean they have their own TV network apparently so maybe there’s an army of identical men all named Jim running the weirdest channel ever also are the sportscaster Jims canon and are they also their own Jims or are all Jims the same two Jims filling all the roles and is investigative reporter Jim dead now or what he better not be or at least not permanently but then again Googleplier was basically dead and the Author and Darkiplier were both shot and left for dead and they’re all okay now more or less I mean even Mark died thanks to Wilford and he’s alive at least I think he’s alive he could be faking his death to fuck with Mayor Maybe-Dark and Colonel Maybe-Warfstache and 

FOR 

THE 

LOVE 

OF 

GOD 

HELP

ME

[pixelpoot]

THE FACT CHEFS CANONICAL NAME IS 'CHEFF REXX'

I'M GONNA LOOSE IT.

This has been confirmed by Robert Rexx (the actor) on his Insta!

[megameels]

Chapter 3

So Pams in it! Which I love!

The colonel made a Jumanji reference

How did Celine become a seer?

FLASHBACKS???

I am a terrible drawer

Pams acting is amazing

The detective is an asshole

Now the groundskeeper is a suspect

PAM IS THE FUCKING DEVIL

ẇḧṏ ḲḭḶḶḕḊ ṁḀṙḲḭṖḶḭḕṙ

[strawberryamanita]

Chef Rexx cursed out Batman

[isthiskaii]

Me rn at the videos that just dropped.