#check out the pinned post for the 100 sulemio prompts challenge!

[sulemio-week-official]

Suletta: Mio, have you seen my jacket?

Miorine, wearing Suletta's jacket: no...?

Suletta: Miorine...

Miorine: we made vows, Suletta

Suletta: i just want my jacket back...

Miorine: what's mine is yours, you said.

Suletta: this is going a little overboard. But i also love you so okay

[sulemio-week-official]

Chuchu: Miorine isn't answering her phone.

Suletta: I’ll call.

Chuchu: Nika and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Miorine, answering on the first ring: Hello?

[sulemio-week-official]

At a carnival:

Miorine: so how do you play this game?

Suletta: you just throw the ball at the clown as hard as you can to try and knock it down to win

Miorine: oh okay

Miorine: [throws the ball at Guel and knocks him over]

Guel: [on the ground] OW!

Miorine: did I win?

[sulemio-week-official]

Miorine: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole. Suletta: …You think I’m cute? Miorine: Miorine: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

[sulemio-week-official]

Suletta, to Miorine: [dazed from blood loss and poison] Hey, not to kill the mood completely but I think I am in love with you.

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[after grassley duel]

Miorine, helping Suletta out of the cockpit: are you okay?

Suletta: yea I think so

Martin: oh my god

Chuchu, flat on the ground: we're okay too, lover girl

Miorine: [embarrassed grumbling]

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Suletta: you're the most jealous girl I know

Miorine: you know other girls?

Suletta:

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Miorine: i have nightmares about falling in love with someone that has crocs on.

Suletta: *walks in with bright red crocs* Miorine! How was your day?

Miorine: *falling in love*

Miorine: fuck.

[sulemio-week-official]

Miorine: Suletta is annoying me

Chuchu: she isn't even looking at you

Miorine: that's what's annoying me

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Suletta: why is Ericht here?

Miorine: i always ask that question

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Miorine: working hard, classical music playing, very focused*

Suletta: *upside down on the sofa* do you think stars have feelings?

[sulemio-week-official]

Suletta: aw mio! You had a crush on me. That's embarassing hehe

Miorine: we're married

Suletta: stillll

[sulemio-week-official]

Miorine [at the GundArm monthly staff meeting]: alright, listen up you little shits!...not you Suletta you're everything and we're thrilled you're here

[sulemio-week-official]

[finding a lost dog]

Suletta: i think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters

Miorine: yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "is this your dog? Not anymore"

[sulemio-week-official]

Ericht: how petty can you get

Miorine: I once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about