#chatty cat m

[straycatj]

こんにちは！過去 二 年間に制作された猫のカレンダーを楽しく拝見しています。今年は作る予定はありますか？ (このテキストは英語から機械翻訳されたものです。不正確な点がありましたらご容赦ください。)

ことし…

2026ねんのものは　ふゆまでおまちくださいです

2025ねんのものは　リンクからどうぞです

ふりーなのです

[hexamineangel]

fanart of @straycatj s lovely boys in a nostalgic style bc they are an iconic trio!

[sansloii]

"i told you to turn your music down!" (In case Mikah listen to music 'loud' in his appartment I guess)

Oh — that, he did… and, if they were being completely honest, they hadn't given that much care towards his ���request" the first time he'd knocked on their do to complain about their music. To them, it wasn't nearly as loud as the music that tended to seep through the walls from their other neighbors ( and there were some that blasted whatever they liked the moment the weekend hit ) so… why should they turn theirs down?

“I don't feel like doing that, honestly.”

“I get it; the walls are kinda thin and whatever but come on.” they sigh, leaning against their door frame. “Am I not allowed to listen to music in my apartment? It's not late, 'm not botherin' anyone, and you're the only one that seems t'have an issue with it.”

“It's not even that loud.” — which, if they're being honestly, doesn't make it any better. “So... unless ya got another issue with me, 'm gonna close the door... kay?.”

random ( chaotic ) dialouge starters | @starzfield

[thevalicemultiverse]

What is the character's love language?

((As you didn't specify a character, I'll just do Victor, Alice, and Smiler as the main three:

Alice: Her main love languages are Quality Time and Acts of Service -- she shows she loves people by spending time with them and doing things for them (which, given she's generally more involved with people inside her head than outside it, is a big deal). If she loves you, she wants to be around you and helping you out!

Victor: His main love languages are Acts of Service and Gifts -- he shows he loves people by doing things for them and getting them presents (I suspect the latter comes from growing up with a mother who was often placated with presents from his father when she was in a mood). If he loves you, he wants to help you in any way that he can and give you things that he thinks will make you happy.

Smiler: Their main love languages are Words and Physical Touch -- they show they love people by telling them and touching them (I imagine they're a big hugger). If they love you, they want to say the words as much as possible and hold you nice and close!

Now, while Victor and Alice have a love language in common, Smiler doesn't share one with either of them -- fortunately, I think being told how much they're loved suits Victor and Alice fine, and honestly I think Physical Touch does count a bit as a love language for Alice -- in that, if she DOES love you and trust you, you get touch privileges. It's a big thing for both Victor AND Smiler the first time they're allowed to hug her. And I actually do headcanon Victor as a bit of a cuddler, so yeah -- it's all good between the OT3. :) ))

[boom-bada-boom]

shawn spencer, through a series of comedic should-be-impossible hijinks, gets turned into a cat without anyone knowing its him. he elects to hang around the station and help out however much his four paws can.

hilariously, it doesn’t change that much.

some notes:

hes brownish-orange (kinda like henry’s hair in flashbacks??) which means he is close enough that he has the orange cat curse™

trying to decide on what breed he is. obviously mixed but what is in the mix?? main thoughts are havana, bengal, and siamese

okay final thoughts: bengal-siamese mix with a havana-like coloring for both eyes and coat.

hes a chatty cattyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,,,, yapper frfr

dog-person lassie and cat-person jules (she canonically has two cats)

he is so indecisive on if he should try and communicate that he is shawn to the station. on one hand theyd know hes safe and maybe be able to help him fix this. on the other jules has literally played fetch with him. a few officers have hand fed him. several cat things occurred. he would never live this all down (human shawn after hes asked where he was for like two months: (heavy sweating) i dont remember)

shawn sleeping in lassie’s chair and on his lap. he started doing it for the laughs but now he has realized that oh no this is actually comfy. tragedy.

half the station supports shawn’s cat shenanigans. a third just take videos. the remaining sixth try to call animal control on shawn but he always gets away and hes back in the station like two hours later so eventually they give up lmao

while all this is happening the station is also stressing because of shawn’s disappearance. they cant find any evidence for what happened. shawn went out to pursue a lead and just vanished. consequently, shawn is trying to make them all feel better with cat shenanigans

he refuses to use a litter box. it does not matter that he is so so small now he is using the fucking toilet. (the officers start leaving the bathroom door open a crack so he can slip in lmao)

shawn reading over case files while sitting on them. hes participating (and solving them)

shawn as a human accidentally left a pineapple stress toy in the station (maybe on some forgotten corner of lassie’s desk or smth lmao) and as a cat he rediscovers it and decides to play ball using it. all this to say that people start calling him pineapple because of it. honestly hes quite happy with that name over some other possibilities

jules is the only one allowed to touch the pineapple toy. he doesnt trust lassie not to try and dump it or something like the spiteful person he is and he certainly doesnt want anyone else touching it. (he would allow lassie to touch the pineapple toy if it werent for that fact though)

(shawn very carefully putting the pineapple toy down in front of lassie for the first timeand staring up with his big ole eyes and lassie stares back and externally his expression is hella flat but internally hes like oh no. oh no its growing on me)

BIG NEWS: cats can in fact eat pineapple, just not a lot since as a fruit it has a lot of sugar (not good for cats), HOWEVER… “It’s hard to see why because cats don’t have the taste buds that let them enjoy sweet flavors. The strong sweet and tangy taste of pineapple is mostly lost on them.”

shawn finally managing to get someone (probably buzz) to give him some pineapple only to be utterly HEARTBROKEN bc it DOESNT TASTE LIKE PINEAPPLE ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!

juliet holding him like a little baby as he is purring like a freight train

LASSITER HOLDING HIM LIKE LONGCAT AS HE IS WAILING LIKE THE DAMNED

literallyyyyyy thisss,,,,

he breaks into the chief’s office to lounge on her desk and she gives him hardcore side eye before, after a while, just sighing and starting to pet him. “this station doesn’t exactly need a mascot, you know,” she tells him, to a reply of mrrp, “but i suppose a little bit of cheering up wouldn’t be too bad.” very carefully, she taps him on the nose. “but not too much. this is a serious line of work—no making a mockery of my station.” the dull thunking of a tail smacking repeatedly into solid wood made no promises.

inconceivable amounts of cat fur everywhere and on everyone. no one can brush him because he wriggles away like an eel and dramatically grooms his fur out of their reach. so he just sheds everywhere. hes got a thick coat there is so. much. fur.

he keeps sneaking into crime scenes. no one is sure how but they suspect he is hitchhiking in lassiter’s car. no one can prove it tho bc they cant fucking find him. the crazy thing is that he leads them to evidence sometimes like a narcotics detection dog but with completely random items that usually seem nonsensical at first. until they prove otherwise. consistently.

lassie to himself: man this feels just like dealing with spencer’s psychic shit. weird.

GUS FIGURES IT OUT FIRST. not because he saw anything but he just saw a newspaper about this cat solving crime with the cops and he was like “oh my fucking god. it can’t be.” and then he pulled up to the station yoinked said cat and went to an isolated corner to freak the fuck out with it. “shawn what the hell happened” he goes, and shawn meows with feeling

juliet watching gus talk to pineapple the station cat in the corner of the bullpen: ???????

several cops having the all-important conversation of what to label him as. theres no snappy cat version of K9 they can use. K9 is supposed to sound like “canine” but there’s no letter to cover the fel in“feline”

some say F9 and some say L9 and a few say FL9 or just straight up FEL9

BY THE WAY!!!!! “Police cats are becoming an increasingly popular addition to law enforcement teams around the world. These feline officers are being trained to assist their human counterparts in various aspects of police work, from sniffing out drugs and explosives to providing comfort and emotional support to officers on duty” SND ALSO “Because they are uncommon, police cats receive a lot of press. Many show up regularly in media posts. If your local department has a police cat, don’t be surprised if you see stories about them on the news”

police cats are a real thing!! shawn is not an official police cat but he is at this point an unofficial one. on rare occasions he might even listen to an order or two (the station thinks he may have been specially trained by some probably-illegal group or smth, escaped, and decided to imprint on the station) (btw this is an actual issue with some police cats. as independent creatures theyre not as predictable as dogs and might not follow orders, which is an issue in high stakes situations n shit)

[rosesonbreeze]

OPEN TO: M/F/NB, vaguely Ted Lasso (Roy/Keeley) inspired. Anna is a model, your muse is a public figure (athlete, actor, etc.) and despite your muse being black cat energy and Anna being a golden retriever, they have an undeniable bond as they try to date differently from how they have in years. MUSE: Anna Ricci, 30, She/Her, Influencer/Model, chatty and good with people, a tad pushy, obnoxious to some, but friend to all.

“I’m no expert,” she starts off, lingering at the doorway of their office unannounced. Should she have called, or texted? Waited for them to make the first move? Maybe. But Anna’s never been one for waiting, or playing it cool. She goes with her gut on these things. “But usually, people call or text after a fucking phenomenal first date.” Her assessment, anyway. Shuffling nervously at the door frame, she nods. “Our date was good… Wasn’t it?”

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Cut the (Ghenea) crap

I have been anticipating since at least last Friday the very recent rumor overdrive about S and Mrs. Mădălina Ghenea, Romanian Horizontal Extraordinaire and I howled like a pack of hyenas in the dull silence of my flat.

Of all the rumors featuring S and divers representatives of the International Fitness Harem, this one stroke me as the most ridiculous ever. Downright scraping the bottom of the barrel, here, to be honest.

Now, as all of you know, I happen to be Romanian and if anything, you should at least grant me the benefit of a flawless knowledge of the terrain, so to speak. And as far as erotically ambitious Romanian chicks go, let's just say I am a sweet summer child, compared to this one.

Mădălina hails from Slatina, a small town in Oltenia, one of the most fascinating parts of the Romanian Southwest (I have a good quarter pint of Oltenian blood myself, so I think I know what the hell I am talking about: quick-witted, ambitious people, with a devastating, sarcastic sense of humor). She comes from virtually nothing: a working-class family of former farmers drawn to the nearest town by the quick and demented industrialization of the country during the Sixties, which is to say, the Lumpenproletariat our German friends can immediately relate to. But when you spend your childhood in the dull and poor anonymity of a non-descript block of flats (matchbox upon matchbox upon matchbox - think of it as a dignified favela of sorts), the only thing you want to do is to get the damn out of there, at all costs. Which, I have to say, she brilliantly and ruthlessly managed to, almost in record time. Granted, she is beautiful (to me, she is very cliché, but for any foreign male she is a Wanton Goddess of Sex, I suppose) and she does have the street smarts to safely get her through any urban jungle of this planet, too.

You can peruse her war credentials here, for a quick overview of the character, if you really, really, really need to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%83d%C4%83lina_Diana_Ghenea.

I will just add (and you will have to trust me on this one), a couple of things:

Cynically speaking, she could be a decently plausible beard for S. After all, she did beard for di Caprio (an info I just corroborated over the phone with a friend who is a cinema & TV journalist, back home). Problem is, a woman like this is way over budget. I am afraid The Boy doesn't qualify, bless his heart: too meh for her eclectic, but high-end tastes (local cardboard millionaires, Bulgarian tennis players of the light mafioso type, Philipp Plein, Italian TV beaux and yup, Gerard Butler - but it did not end amicably, enough said). You have to understand that woman saw it all and she won't settle for a pap walk in the pishing drizzle of GLA, or even NY. This one knows perfectly well diamonds are a girl's best friend. And if you doubt me, maybe you won't doubt her, when she declared three days ago for the Daily Fail something along these lines:

[source, LOL: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12681539/EDEN-CONFIDENTIAL-Sexiest-woman-world-Madalina-Ghenea-yearns-real-man-stealing-hearts-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Gerard-Butler-Michael-Fassbender.html]

Read my lips: not going to happen. Not in a million years, not even for the sake of the fucking Narrative. Not even on a desert island. Never. Nuh-oh. No way.

At any rate, if God knows what sick plot twist happens, you'll learn it here first, probably: the Romanian gossip press would put to shame poor Deux Moi, with its needlessly chatty, exuberant, salaciously detailed style.

So I will say again here what I did say in a comment to an Anon who brought it up first @bat-cat-reader's :

TERMINAȚI CU TÂMPENIILE. Which is simply translated as CUT THE CRAP.

Of course.

[kotegiris]

[Event Story] The Herald of Dawn

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Chapter 11: Empty

After Leo Force’s second raid on the factories, the butlers on the scene were also questioned by the Bartolo family…

Only Lono, whose back was injured, and I were allowed to return to the hotel.

Lono: Sigh… It’s been a rough day…

> Show me your back

Lono: Huh…? A-Aruji-sama…

Lono: N-No, I’m fine… It’s not a big deal.

I could tell that his words were a bluff just by looking at the wounds on his back.

His clothes were torn and his skin was red and swollen.

> This is an order from your boss (Please)

Lono: Ugh… It’s hard to say no when you put it like that…

Lono: Alright. Then, I’ll take off my jacket; excuse me…

………

Lono: Ugh… O-Ouch…

> Don’t even think about moving (Stay still, okay?)

I applied a disinfectant and ointment onto Lono’s large back.

His body would twitch and jolt a little, but he kept silent until the very end.

-A little later-

Lono: Sigh… Thanks, Aruji-sama.

Lono: Because I ran off like that, I caused you some trouble.

> But you did it to protect the kid

Lono: Yeah… That’s right.

Lono: The instance I saw that kid’s frightened face, my body just moved on its own.

Lono: Actually, in that moment… I remembered my younger siblings.

Lono: My siblings and I aren’t related by blood, but we stuck together while living in the slums…

Lono: The image of them overlapped with that kid, and I just thought, “I have to protect them”...

Lono: Hehe. Thinking about it now, it would have been faster to just knock out the guy with the whip.

Lono: But at that moment… It’s like I reverted back to when I was a 10 year brat.

Lono: I was so weak then… The only thing I could do to protect my siblings was use my body as a shield.

> You’re not weak, Lono

Lono: Aruji-sama…

> You really did your best, Lono

Lono: Hehe… Hearing you say that makes me super happy…

Lono: I’m so happy; it’s like I’m 10 years old again…

Lono: Uhm… Aruji-sama. Or even as the boss is fine too.

Lono: Could you… praise me more?

Lono: Like how you did earlier for Lamli-san…

I understood what Lono wanted to say, and with a smile on my face, I had him take a seat.

Then, I put my hand on his head and… Gently stroked his hair.

> You did a good job, Lono > You’re amazing, Lono

Lono: Hehe… Thank you.

Lono: Sigh… It’d be nice to stay like this until everyone comes back…

Muu: I’m back, Aruji-sama!

Lono: UWAA!? M-Muu!?

> T-That was fast…

Muu: Yeah! I stayed behind for questioning, but…

Muu: Then I remembered that I’m just a “normal cat”. I’m not supposed to be able to talk.

Muu: So I went back first!

Lono: A-Ah… So everyone else won’t be back until later.

Muu: Yeah. I’ll let you know when they come back.

Muu: I’ll keep watch outside the room, so… Please feel free to take your time to continue what you were doing!

Slam

Lono: Tch…! He’s picked up a strange way of talking to others…

> …What now?

Lono: Y-You’re asking me…? Uhm…

Lono: I feel more embarrassed now than I did earlier…

Muu: Ah! Then I don’t mind switching places with you and getting head pats!

Lono: Hey! Muu! Eavesdropping through the door is bad manners!

Muu: Mufufu… I’m not a butler right now! I’m just a “normal cat”!

Lono: Geez… Awfully chatty for a “normal cat”.

While being conscious of the fact that Muu was on the other side of the door…

I quietly continued to stroke Lono’s head until the other butlers returned…

-That night-

After the butlers returned from being questioned, we headed to the hotel’s restaurant for dinner like we usually do.

Boschi: Geez… I can finally have some real food.

Lamli: Yeah… The Bartolo head was really angry, huh~

Lamli: He was saying things like, “How could the Devil Butlers let such a mess happen!?”.

Lono: Shh! Lamli-san, you’re too loud…

Lamli: It’s all good! There’s no one nearby.

Lamli: Actually, now that I’m looking around… We’re the only customers in this restaurant.

> Now that you mention it…

Lono: Yeah… They’re not closed today or something, right?

Lamli: No way~ Look, the manager’s in the corner, timid as always.

Boschi: Yeah… Hey, Manager.

Manager: Y-Yes! What can I do for you…?

Boschi: Why aren’t there any other customers besides us here?

Manager: U-Uhm… Even if you ask me, I was just hired as the manager…

Manager: If I had to guess, though… ……Maybe all the other customers were scared off by you……

Boschi: …………

Manager: I-I mean! I didn’t say anything!

Lato: Hmm… I knew it; it’s similar.

Lono: Hm? What is, Lato-san?

Lato: No… I had a feeling earlier today too.

Lato: It was through the voice pipe, but… They really are similar.

> Similar to the voice from the voice pipe…?

Lato: …My apologies, Manager-san. Could you try saying this for me?

Lato: “My name is Leo Force…”

Manager: …………………

Manager: Looks like the rumors that you have good ears are true, Lato Bacca.

Lamli: EHHH!? T-Then you’re…!?

Lono: The mafia boss we’ve been looking for…?

> … (EHHH!?)

Leo Force: Exactly. My name is Leo Force…

Leo Force: Emancipator of the oppressed workers from the Bartolo family’s tyranny…

[midsommersonnets]

1x1 rp req (18+ writers) : dark romance / possible dead dove : daughter of rich man's mistress (f) x rich man's legitimate son (m).

gnawing at the bars of my cage because i crave this one very specific dark romance plot with desperation. please, come at me if you wanna give me tension, twistedness, and crossed lines... i need the thin line between hate and love, red flag actions, and toxic emotions in spades for this one,, pls gang,, lets serve chaos 🙏 the plot basis: f oc is the daughter of m oc's father's mistress. she is a blight on their elite families and they never let her forget it. she's an unwelcome sight. this girl's irrationally beautiful existence makes the cruel, prodigial son sick with so many intense emotions. the daughter of his enemy should suffer. an outsider deserves no mercy. she doesn't belong here in his world of endless money, power-fuelled hierarchy, and cutthroat machinations. this elite society is not meant for someone like her to taint with her sinful origins; no, it is his field to rule so how dare she infiltrate it and cast a shadow on his iron-fisted rule. he needs to put her in her place for his family/revenge's sake. she may have a shared connection to him -- but she is not pure, she does not belong, she will never matter like he does. the girl is an impostor, an infiltrator, so he deals with her by enacting a cat n mouse game. he exacts revenge by using his power to toy with her, by finally settling her familial debt through using her body and mind as his makeshift canvas and scoreboard. details pending on how the cat n mouse game / revenge seeking would pan out because i can go as dark or as light as my fellow writer desires. could see lots of dead dove themes in the plot if the other writer is comfortable with it (mindgames, d*bcon/n*ncon (?), power imbalance, fauxcest/inc*st (?), toxicity, darker kinks, psychological horror, etc). ultimately, i need the m being completely obsessed with the f, culminating in him wanting to break her. while she will fight back as best as she can because she is her mothers daughter just as much as he is his fathers son <3. possible reverse harem / poly antics if m's best friends want to get in on the action but not a necessity. maybe secret society and fucked up frat rituals are in play. possibly, an elite academy or university setting, or alternately, a set-up for a fucked up arranged marriage. would love an exploration into both ocs very fucked-up mindsers. we can workshop things together. <3.

housekeeping :: i'm 21f+, so 18+ writers only, please.

flexible literacy is my preference. i can span from writing para to multi-para or multi-message (literate-novella). generally, i tend to mirror or write based on what the rp scene requires. i really want to get past the planning stage for this rp but am also VERY pro-prose (pretty writing and striking imagery are a beloved weakness <3), so initially, multi-para / para would be preferred.

strong preference for myself to write as the f in a mxf pairing for this idea, or mxfxm if desired. not into doubling of any kind due to time constraints and preferring to give my full energy to just one pairing/plot, but i will write many side characters for the sake of developing the world and plot.

an undying NEED for headcanons, pinboards, plotting n rambling, side threads/text threads and playlists to be utilised because ooc developing is my lifeblood. my beloved chatty and rambly writers– pls hmu because we are the same !! i love to yap about ocs and pairings far too much.

i'm fine with smut, darker themes, dead dove, etc, and am also equally okay with fade to black and less overt darkness. keep in mind, i will respect limits, and i hope others will do the same for me. expanding on this point, limits and specific rp desires will be discussed in dms before moving to discord.

on that note, i write on discord platform only.

like/comment/dm if interested.

[ecstasydemon]

is anyone else really excited about the chatty cat m addition to the straycatj universe

[straycatj]

皆さん　どんなトシノセですか

ボクはあそんだり　ねたり　

家主おばちゃんをのぞきにいったり

いいとしが　来るといいですね

Everyone, how are you at the end of the year

I'm playing, napping and sometimes watching ma'm landlady...

I hope lovely new year come to everybody

[sansloii]

"Mikah, you definitely seem maidenless. For the low price of $99.99, I can set you on the right path. I even gave you a discount."

“…”

“Y'know, 'm of the opinion that if the word “maidenless” ever leaves your mouth in like… any capacity, then that's a sign that ya need t'look inward.” Mikah says without an inch of hesitation, “ — but I think ya know that already.”

“'Sides, 'm hot as fuck and very few are worthy of that so… no thank ya. 'm good.”

Prompted | @un1awful

[darkrpfinders]

[* 1x1 request intro ] hihi, i'm seeking 18+ writers only for a dark romance / possible dead dove. oc x oc pairing of the: daughter of rich man's mistress (f) x rich man's legitimate son (m). i'm practically gnawing at the bars of my cage because i crave this one specific dark romance plot so badly. please, come at me if you wanna give me tension, twistedness, and crossed lines... i need red flag actions and toxic emotions in spades for this one,, pls gang,, lets serve chaos and obliterate the thin line between love/hate with this rp 🙏

[ * the plot basis ] f oc is the daughter of m oc's father's mistress and her irrationally beautiful and irreverent existence makes the cruel and prodigial son feel sick with so many intense and unspeakable emotions. he wants revenge and to rule, while she wants to survive and escape. the ocs trauma and upbringing provokes them into a dark game full of revenge and twisted desires. after all, f's existence has cast a shadow on m's iron-fisted rule, so he needs to put her in her place for his family/revenge's sake. while m's cruelty has led the f into a victimhood that she never desired to have, with a resentment building as she fights against him... they'll finally settle their familial debt by using their minds and bodies as a makeshift canvas and scoreboard.

[* setting ] an old money and upper crust seting full of endless money, power-fuelled hierarchy, and cutthroat machinations. i can see dark academia themes and secret society's as a possiblity. modern-day royalty, corporate elite, or a political dynasty are all viable as the family's elite basis. need a very dark family history with a lot of family secrets and in-fighting. lets have fun with with possible worldbuilding and plotting, just as much as the romance.

[ * notes ] details pending on how the cat n mouse game / revenge seeking would pan out because i can go as dark or as light as my fellow writer desires. bad endings full of mindbreak/torture are a-okay with me, AND i'm also fine with a toxic codependant romance forming to soften the ocs into a happier-ending. could see lots of dead dove ⚰️🕊️ themes in the plot if the other writer is comfortable with it (mindgames, dubcon/noncon (?), power imbalance, incest/fauxcest (?), toxicity, darker kinks, possessiveness, psychological horror, god complexes, ownership/obsession, etc). ultimately, i need the m being completely obsessed with the f, and it culminating in him wanting to break her. while she will fight back as best as she can because she is her mothers daughter just as much as he is his fathers son. possible reverse harem / poly antics are fine with me if m's best friends want to get in on the action but not a necessity. maybe secret society and fucked up frat rituals are in play. possibly, an elite academy or university setting, or alternately, a set-up for a fucked up arranged marriage. i would love an exploration into both ocs very fucked-up mindsets. we can workshop things together. <3.

[ * housekeeping ]

i'm 21f+ writer, so looking for fellow 18+ writers only. (cismen dni, and under-18s dni.)

flexible literacy. para to multi-para or multi-message (literate-novella).

i want to write as the f in a mxf pairing for this idea, or mxfxm if desired. my oc idea is new but fairly developed.

fine with realistic fcs (actors or models) manwha/manga fcs or descriptive fcs. small note that my oc will likely be asian as the two character concepts that i'm currently dying to write are asian. also note, i'm fine with giving/taking fc suggestions if needed.

i ADORE headcanons, pinboards, plotting n rambling, side threads/text threads, and playlists. my beloved chatty and rambly writers– pls hmu because we are the same !! i love to yap about ocs and pairings way too much.

love, love, love darker themes, dead dove, smut etc, but i will also respect limits and expect the same in return. expanding on this point, limits and specific rp desires will be discussed in dms before moving to discord.

like/comment if interested.

.

[findroleplay]

[* 1x1 request intro ] hihi, i'm seeking 18+ writers only for a dark romance / possible dead dove. oc x oc pairing of the: daughter of rich man's mistress (f) x rich man's legitimate son (m). i'm practically gnawing at the bars of my cage because i crave this one specific dark romance plot so badly. please, come at me if you wanna give me tension, twistedness, and crossed lines... i need red flag actions and toxic emotions in spades for this one,, pls gang,, lets serve chaos and obliterate the thin line between love/hate with this rp 🙏

[ * the plot basis ] f oc is the daughter of m oc's father's mistress and her irrationally beautiful and irreverent existence makes the cruel and prodigial son feel sick with so many intense and unspeakable emotions. he wants revenge and to rule, while she wants to survive and escape. the ocs trauma and upbringing provokes them into a dark game full of revenge and twisted desires. after all, f's existence has cast a shadow on m's iron-fisted rule, so he needs to put her in her place for his family/revenge's sake. while m's cruelty has led the f into a victimhood that she never desired to have, with a resentment building as she fights against him... they'll finally settle their familial debt by using their minds and bodies as a makeshift canvas and scoreboard.

[* setting ] an old money and upper crust seting full of endless money, power-fuelled hierarchy, and cutthroat machinations. i can see dark academia themes and secret society's as a possiblity. modern-day royalty, corporate elite, or a political dynasty are all viable as the family's elite basis. need a very dark family history with a lot of family secrets and in-fighting. lets have fun with with possible worldbuilding and plotting, just as much as the romance.

[ * notes ] details pending on how the cat n mouse game / revenge seeking would pan out because i can go as dark or as light as my fellow writer desires. bad endings full of mindbreak/torture are a-okay with me, AND i'm also fine with a toxic codependant romance forming to soften the ocs into a happier-ending. could see lots of dead dove ⚰️🕊️ themes in the plot if the other writer is comfortable with it (mindgames, dubcon/noncon (?), power imbalance, incest/fauxcest (?), toxicity, darker kinks, possessiveness, psychological horror, god complexes, ownership/obsession, etc). ultimately, i need the m being completely obsessed with the f, and it culminating in him wanting to break her. while she will fight back as best as she can because she is her mothers daughter just as much as he is his fathers son. possible reverse harem / poly antics are fine with me if m's best friends want to get in on the action but not a necessity. maybe secret society and fucked up frat rituals are in play. possibly, an elite academy or university setting, or alternately, a set-up for a fucked up arranged marriage. i would love an exploration into both ocs very fucked-up mindsets. we can workshop things together. <3.

[ * housekeeping ]

i'm 21f+ writer, so looking for fellow 18+ writers only. (cismen dni, and under-18s dni.)

flexible literacy. para to multi-para or multi-message (literate-novella).

i want to write as the f in a mxf pairing for this idea, or mxfxm if desired. my oc idea is new but fairly developed.

fine with realistic fcs (actors or models) manwha/manga fcs or descriptive fcs. small note that my oc will likely be asian as the two character concepts that i'm currently dying to write are asian. also note, i'm fine with giving/taking fc suggestions if needed.

i ADORE headcanons, pinboards, plotting n rambling, side threads/text threads, and playlists. my beloved chatty and rambly writers– pls hmu because we are the same !! i love to yap about ocs and pairings way too much.

love, love, love darker themes, dead dove, smut etc, but i will also respect limits and expect the same in return. expanding on this point, limits and specific rp desires will be discussed in dms before moving to discord.

like/comment if interested.

-

[roleplay-finder-search]

[ * intro ] 1x1 rp req (seeking 18+ writers only for a dark romance / possible dead dove. oc x oc pairing of the daughter of rich man's mistress (f) x rich man's legitimate son (m). i'm practically gnawing at the bars of my cage because i crave this one specific dark romance plot so badly. please, come at me if you wanna give me tension, twistedness, and crossed lines... i need red flag actions and toxic emotions in spades for this one,, pls gang,, lets serve chaos and obliterate the thin line between love/hate 🙏

[ * the plot basis ] f oc is the daughter of m oc's father's mistress. this girl's irrationally beautiful existence makes the cruel, prodigial son sick with so many intense emotions. he shouldn't want her becuase she is a blight on their elite families, she shouldn't even exist. the daughter of his enemy should suffer, the outsider deserve no mercy. she doesn't belong in his world of endless money, power-fuelled hierarchy, and cutthroat machinations. this elite society is not meant for someone like her to taint with her sinful origins; no, it is his field to own, so how dare she infiltrate it and cast a shadow on his iron-fisted rule. he needs to put her in her place for his family/revenge's sake. she may have a shared connection to him — but she is not pure, she does not belong, and she will never matter like he does. the girl is an impostor, an infiltrator, so he deals with her by enacting a cat n mouse game and doling out righteous torment. he thinks of himself as kind in how he'll finally settle her familial debt by using her body and mind as his makeshift canvas and scoreboard.

[ * notes ] details pending on how the cat n mouse game / revenge seeking would pan out because i can go as dark or as light as my fellow writer desires — bad endings full of mindbreak/murder are okay, as is a toxic codependant romance forming and softening both. could see lots of dead dove ⚰️🕊️ themes in the plot if the other writer is comfortable with it (mindgames (?), power imbalance, fauxcest/worse (?), toxicity, darker kinks, psychological horror, god complexes, ownersip/obsesson, etc). ultimately, i need the m being completely obsessed with the f, culminating in him wanting to break her. while she will fight back as best as she can because she is her mothers daughter just as much as he is his fathers son. possible reverse harem / poly antics if m's best friends want to get in on the action but not a necessity. maybe secret society and fucked up frat rituals are in play. possibly, an elite academy or university setting, or alternately, a set-up for a fucked up arranged marriage. i would love an exploration into both ocs very fucked-up mindsers. we can workshop things together. <3.

[ * housekeeping ]

i'm 21f+ writer, so looking for fellow 18+ writers only. (cismen dni, i prefer writing with other f/non-cismen writers.)

flexible literacy. para to multi-para or multi-message (literate-novella).

i want to write as the f in a mxf pairing for this idea, or mxfxm if desired. my oc idea is new but developed. fine with realistic fcs, manwha/manga or descriptive fcs. also fine with giving fc suggestions.

i ADORE headcanons, pinboards, plotting n rambling, side threads/text threads, and playlists. my beloved chatty and rambly writers– pls hmu because we are the same !! i love to yap about ocs and pairings far too much.

fine with smut, darker themes, dead dove, etc, but i will also respect limits and expect the same. expanding on this point, limits and specific rp desires will be discussed in dms before moving to discord.

like/comment/dm if interested.

🕊