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kneesntoess · 2 years ago

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I posted 2,502 times in 2022

That's 795 more posts than 2021!

40 posts created (2%)

2,462 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@raventaire

@temporalreplicsimile

@frodo-sam

@ceedawkes

@screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse

I tagged 1,397 of my posts in 2022

Only 44% of my posts had no tags

#lotr - 108 posts

#the magnus archives - 81 posts

#note to self - 69 posts

#queer stuff - 58 posts

#reference - 54 posts

#history - 46 posts

#hades - 41 posts

#uk politics - 40 posts

#my chemical romance - 39 posts

#the witcher - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#taking the collars and sleeves off a bunch of my tshirts and getting increasingly frustrated because the goddamn sides never line up!!!!!

My Top Posts in 2022:

heyaaaaa!! For the WIP ask game!!! soft nsfw crimes??? Curious about the crime part of it all ngl!

it was a crime because i started writing it when i should have been filling out job applications /o\

have a (not very nsfw) snippet!

It started with a dream.

Or - not started, exactly, because Jon is pretty sure it started around the time Martin’s smile first made his chest seize up like a poorly maintained motor, all the essential cogs and gears that made breathing possible and controlled his heartbeat and the ability to feel his fingertips getting caught up with whatever else had started leaking into his chest cavity. A twitchy restlessness in his limbs that increased with proximity and distance both. It fluctuated with

It started at some undefined point between Martin’s residency in document storage and the Unknowing; because Jon might have awoken changed, but the way Martin made him feel wasn’t new, even if the knowledge of what he felt was.

the outline is for a jon pov safehouse fic in which jon has a series of tender dreams - sexy and otherwise - about martin, made more awkward by the fact they're sharing a bed and haven't talked about anything.

eventually they do Have A Talk about they agree to try out some of the things Jon has been dreaming about

thank you so much for the ask!!!

5 notes - Posted March 14, 2022

this man is going to get people killed.

(transcript:

A Conservative MP has claimed that people taking precautions during the heatwave are “snowflakes” and “cowards”.

John Hayes, who was previously a government minister at the climate change department, suggested that fear of the heat was everything wrong with modern Britain and “the state in which we now live”.

It comes as forecasts hit a record-breaking 40 degrees of heat on Monday and Tuesday, amid Met Office warnings that people should stay inside and avoid the sun.

But Sir John, a Brexiteer who voted against reintroducing Covid restrictions told the Telegraph: “This is not a brave new world but a cowardly new world where we live in a country where we are frightened of the heat.”

“It is not surprising that in snowflake Britain, the snowflakes are melting. Thankfully, most of us are not snowflakes.” )

(from the independant, here)

6 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

absolutely convinced the ot3 gets together after the rundown job and i cannot tell you why except to say that it’s the first episode their “walking towards the camera, arms around each other” bit has eliot in the middle

there are a hundred and one moments in this show where the three of them could have slid so easily into something more than what they were, but it’s that end scene that makes me go oh. OH. a dynamic has shifted here

7 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

WIP Game

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

tagged by @evanescentjasmine, thank you friend!

I have, oh boy, a whole lot of WIPs! somehow they keep multiplying when I’m not looking, which I guess is why they’re called plotbunnies :D I am also not including things that exist only as chatfic files because otherwise I’d be here all day. given how many there are I think it makes sense to sort them by fandom, so!

buckle up, folks.

the magnus archives:

ghost martin

fma fusion

fantasy week fic

soft nsfw crimes

sexy leitner cnc

martin-and-food

the witcher:

sweetheart fic

geralt of rivea, supernatural pest control

geralt gets dewitchered

there’s only one bed in the snowed in fishing village, oh no

eskel/jaskier “i had nowhere else to go”

eskel pov - endgame ot3

lotr

hobbit au of doom

legolas gets baby fever

critical role

pike/vax - sex in the light of everlight

pike/vax/shaun

botw:

sidlink reverse knot

I’m fairly sure almost everyone has already been tagged, but please consider this a blanket tag if you want to have a go!

8 notes - Posted March 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

wonder what song is going to hit #1 in the charts this time & trigger a huge constitutional argument about whether the bbc is going to play it

UPDATE: I made a playlist

140 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

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#HELL YEAH look at that top post #ding dong the bitch is dead indeed #ask meme #look that's close enough

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