#chat with cris

[chloesimaginationthings]

This isn’t Gregory and Cassie’s first meet in FNAF..

[opikiquu]

my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)

[khattikeri]

"then I pray to never rest in peace" is without fail THE craziest line in tgcf. one million words and eight volumes and eight hundred years of unwavering devotion, and then hua cheng hits xie lian and the reader with THAT. i still haven't recovered from the first time i read it

[cloudykinzz]

"it's not a funeral, what's so upsetting?" Jason says in reference to his bar mitzvah, which ends up actually being a funeral, Whizzer's.

[notedchampagne]

dont forget: palamedes invented the pulmonary drain for dulcinea when he was 15 (htn 199). dont forget he loved her to the point of creation

[izzystizzys]

Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.

Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.

“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”

Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”

Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.

Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”

Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.

He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.

“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”

“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”

Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”

The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.

Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.

[neoninglitchen]

I DONT USUALLY SWEAR BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST CAME OUT TO MY PARENTS AND THEY WHERE SO ACCEPTING I WANTED TO CRY I CANT THANK THEM ENOUGH OMG OMG

THANKING MY MUM, DAD, SISTER, THE REST OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS BECAUSE I AM JUMPING FOR JOY JUST AHSHGDAJY

IM GOING TO CRY FROM HAPPINESS THIS IS MY BEST DAY EVER

AND TO ALL THE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE, YOU CAN DO THIS! YOU ARE DOING SO WELL, I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU ARE PERFECT KEEP BEING YOU!!!!

DJKHSGMNFDSCJNGJVHFHJFHFNJFDFNJNFDHJFDJSCHDAJFREBHJWFDVBRNHJDVBDNRMJ,CHDJKSIHUFGJBDIEO3FHBVDNKEHFBVNDJKEWFHBVDNKELWFHBVNDEJKWLFHBNVMSEKLJFNVBMDEJKLSFHBVNMEKLWJFBNVSJKDHGBDEKLWIOFHVBEIOFBGHKKNDL;ROIJGBHFNKDELIFGHBEKWFIGHBEKWIGHBFEJUYSGYKUEGRKUHFILHGIEFGYHUEIJWDUFRHGJFILERHUGYHKEIJLFRGHUTJKFREIHUJLUFRHKJEILWURYGFKHLIEFORP8GYTHEI389

anyways heres some silly highlights from the presentation!!!! (there was more but these were the best slides lol)

[joeyclaire]

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i bet on losing dogs.

[elvensixpm]

In my vision of Little Wolf, the suitors form a circle around Telemachus and Antinous to physically stop him from escaping. In the first few seconds, Antinous shoves Telemachus so hard he bumps into the wall of suitors, and one of them (who I like to think was pitying Telemachus— or is trying to rile the crowd up even further) hands him a small dagger to fight against Antinous.

Of course, Telemachus fumbles with the dagger, never really getting close enough to deal any blows to Antinous. He holds the blade wrong, or maybe even tries to hit him with the hilt instead— because Antinous is still a guest, it would look bad on the Ithacan prince if he stabbed him.

And then Athena comes to his aid, and suddenly, he's on equal footing with Antinous. He's quick to evade his heavy blows and even manages to nick him on the eye (Polythemus reference!), which catches Antinous off guard and makes him even more aggressive.

The suitors, not willing to see Antinous lose (they placed bets on him LOL), intervene by grabbing at Telemachus and tripping him up as he fights against his opponent. They egg on the two, and then—

Antinous strikes Telemachus so hard it knocks out all the air from his lungs, and the Ithacan prince falls to the ground, defeated and humiliated but still buzzing with adrenaline. Warm blood trickles from his nose as he looks up at the suitors, who suddenly disperse, having lost interest in the fight.

Antinous tells him to go away and cry to Penelope, acting smug (but not really, his pride is somewhat hurt by the fact Telemachus managed to injure his eye) and talking himself up to the other suitors as he walks away.

As Antinous walks out the door, that's when Penelope enters the courtyard. He whistles at her, and she ignores him (although she is startled by his bleeding eye) in favour of Telemachus, who she rushes over to check on.

The stifled laughter and murmurs from the suitors as Penelope kneels to inspect his broken nose is not lost on him, and he somehow manages to convince her that he's fine— quickly excusing himself and retreating back to his room.

Well, at least he survived! That's a win in his mind. Now, he needs to find out why the goddess of wisdom intervened to help him.

[I also like to imagine Telemachus took the 'bite little wolf, bite!' bit seriously and now Antinous has seriously deep teeth marks in him. Telemachus goes up to the suitors like "thanks for the advice guys!" and they're like "uuuuh...." (looking at his missing tooth /j)]

[crismakesstuff]

I’m really sick and tired of seeing people reduce nolan down to:

1. He’s actually hitler, he’s a racist and sexist and hates every minority + viltrum is magakkk /srs

2. He’s an UwU wife guy babygirl guys!! He said he misses his wife so this clears him of all bad he’s done !!

All of you are wrong and I’m taking him away from everyone until y’all learn how to do media literacy correctly, you people treat nolan the way you should fucking treat homelander the actual canon racist and sexist pig! some of you r even deluded enough to think they would be homeboys ! NO

[tropicalcontinental]

But satisfaction brought it back

[sdillanes]

[max-the-silly-guy]

Idk I'm tired

[hawnks]

Deku definitely had a panic attack the first day of school when he saw all those bright young optimistic faces looking back at him, and he knew what they were about to go through.

[lovemailboy]

✦ ⎯⎯ *whispers to myself* they hit the 2nd angst./j (SELF-INDULGENT IMAGINE CAUSE 🎉! sorry if it's bad by the way cause i'm no writer (kinda)

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✧ Imagine you comforting your F/O(s), for whatever reason.

✧ Holding them in your arms, or letting them hold you for comfort.

✧ Do they rant to you? Or do they just stay quiet, letting the noises of the background drift by in the moment? Perhaps music in the background?

✧ What would you say to them in the moment? Whispering to them how much you care? Or would you both just prefer the silence?

✧ Well, despite anything that'd happen in the end. You'll both turn out safe, and together.

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