#chase young as much more of a crueler streak whereas jack is NYEH HEH HEH HEH EVIL!!!!!!

[jackedspicer]

reverse au sid, who swaps roles with master monk guan. she’s a little bit of grunkle stan, a little bit of k’nuckles, and a little bit of uncle iroh. au and jack’s design belong to @c0njidraws​

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much like the spear of guan, she has this real nice harpoon. she calls it her baby and treats it like you would a car

the monkey she has is a capuchin! but i also like the idea of her having a parrot because i love those also. she probably has both

she’s like this crusty narsty old jerk who the alternate xiaolin monks have to be trained by to defeat jack spicer. hey, she knows the guy better than anyone

and it SEEMS like a joke because she’s all hungover like oouuughghghg scrub the deck oouououughghg im gonna laze around BUT when the time is right she is SHOCKINGLY competent and sharp as a knife. she’s been around a good 1500 years and has traveled all over the place, i mean... she’s been around the block a few times. and like she throws the coat off and she’s SHREDDED like uncle iroh when he busted out of prison. she just saves her energy 

she actually cares very deeply for the xiaolin monks. she loves em a lot

she used to be one of the og xiaolin dragons with jack and omi but you know. the soup. her best friend of all time and closest confidant went bad and turned into an imperialist hog so now she can’t stand the guy. there’s still this mutually unresolved emotional attachment, but it was never properly rectified. what’s expanded on here is what i talked about on her bio post, how in all incarnations of her and jack there’s this crucial dissonance in moral code and what matters most - in the og universe, they have a falling out because of this, but they resolve it. in this one they didn’t. it’s the bad ending. she’s down to earth and he’s just too much man. he wants it all

the way i see it, jack is still kinda weak about her. he puts up a front and acts like he’s not but she’s a huuuge sore spot. it’s very funny

he compensates by acting extra snarky, he does that slutty villain thing and teases her like “well well well~ if it isn’t my old friend~~~ i’d say i don’t believe it but here you are~~! care for tea ?” he’s the type to manhandle her into a tango while singing a villain song