#charon x male oc

[thatdamnmutt-exe]

Too Sweet • Charon (Fallout 3)

Plot:

Charon accidentally gets too horny after constantly watching his boss all day. After trying to ignore it, it becomes too much to bare for him.

Pairing:

Charon x Masc!OC (Name: Ren)

Warnings:

Pre Bottom Surgery Masc, Size Kink, Choking, Thigh Riding, Needy!Charon, Hickeys, Blow Job/Face Fucking, Praise, Spitting, and Gay Shit.

Extras:

Maybe I’m a gay lil homo boy for a big ghoul man.

Song:

Too Sweet • Hozier

“I’d rather take my whiskey neat.”

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“Charon, what do you think of this look? These road leathers fit better with my armor.” Ren asked his ghoul bodyguard who was looking around the store, watching others gather what they needed.

Charon grumbled, “Looks good boss.” He avoided looking at Ren. Today was just an off day for him- he felt overly… horny as the humans would say. He didn't understand why, he never feels this way.

Ever since last night when he accidently walked in on his boss changing from his shirt and into one of his own, something in him just clicked. Seeing his boss in his very clearly oversized shirts- god the memory made his pants even more tight. He was so thankful that he had armor on to cover it.

"You didn't even look. Charon, you've been weird all day? Are you doing okay?" Ren asked, concerned for his body guard. Charon grumbled out a 'I'm fine' before moving away to leave the store.

Ren watched, confusion clear on his face as he watched Charon leave. He made his way to pay for the outfit and quickly left the store. He looked around for Charon, calling his name a few times.

"Where did he go?" He moved over to the back of the building, only to be grabbed and pushed up against a wall. "Char-" Ren was cut off by rough lips against his while the other's hips ground against his own. A small moan fell between their lips, making Charon's pants to grow tighter. That small sound drove him mad.

"Ren... last night... fuck you looked so good in my clothes." Charon's hand moved to pin Ren's above his head, his other hand snaking under his shirt. Charon has never been more happy that Ren forgot to put his armor back on.

Charon's thigh moved to open Ren's legs as he moved his leg to grind against Ren's clothed pussy. "Get off on my leg." Charon commanded, his voice deep and raspy. Ren's body shivered as he felt himself pulse at Charon's voice.

"Yes, Charon." Ren breathed out before matching Charon's rhythm, his legs nearly going weak from the sudden spike of pleasure. Charon kept Ren up, absolutely loving how much bigger he was. He loved that he could hold Ren up and in place.

Ren's arms moved to wrap around Charon's neck, his face buried in the Ghoul's chest to muffle is whimpers and moans. He angled his hips a bit, hitting his clit better, sending his legs to shake. His climax slowly climbing as he moved a bit faster.

"C-Charon- can I cum?" His voice comes out muffled against Charon's chest. The words make Charon's eyes roll back, the fact that he could get Ren off by just his thigh, it made him feel so powerful for the first time in forever.

Charon grabbed Ren's neck, squeezing slightly as he tilt his head back before spitting in his mouth. Ren was caught off guard at first, but ended up swallowing. “Cum for me- Show me how good my thigh feels.”

Ren’s head spun as he felt his legs nearly give out as he came hard against Charon’s thigh. His grip on the ghoul tightened as his breath was shaky. “Charon!” He moaned against the ghoul’s chest, the sound muffled by the chest.

Charon held onto Ren until the smaller composed himself and moved himself to lean against the building. It had been awhile since Ren had done anything like that and it hit him hard.

He looked up at Charon, lust still in his eyes as he moved down to his knees. His hands moved to rest on Charon’s buckle, his eyes trained up at the ghoul, waiting for permission. Ren earned a grunt as a response, giving him all the permission he needed.

His fingers worked fast to undo the belt and throwing it to the side. He moved the pants low enough to reveal Charon’s decently sized dick. He takes it into his hands and slowly starts pumping, making the ghoul groan and move to rest his arm against the wall, leaning against it for support. “Just like that.” He huffed out while his eyes closed.

Ren moved his face closer before doing small licks against the tip, licking up all the precum. Within a second, Ren took most of the ghoul’s length into his mouth. He hallowed his cheeks and sucked a bit while his tongue focused on the tip. His hand pumping the rest of the shaft while his other hand massaged the balls.

Charon, who was unaware of just how skilled Ren was with his mouth, became a grunting mess at this new sensation. His free hand moved to grasp a handful of Ren’s hair to hold him in place before rocking his hips, face fucking his boss.

Ren gagged a bit and struggled to gain breath from Charon’s sudden harsh movements. As sudden as the actions were, they couldn’t help but turn Ren on more from how Charon manhandled him.

“Keep doing that- I’m going to-“ Before Charon could finish, he came down Ren’s throat, forcing the smaller to swallow it all. It was bitter, as to be expected. Ren didn’t pay attention to that, he was too focused on making sure he sucked out the last drop.

Charon slowly started to let Ren out of his grasp, allowing him to breathe. Ren moved to stand and lean against the wall, his head spinning from the lack of oxygen.

Before Ren could say anything more, an arm wrapped around his waist and held him close. Ren looked up and was met with Charon’s eyes. They were full of need, lust, love, confusion, and desire. The ghoul was very unfamiliar with this territory, but what he did know was that he wanted to explore it more with Ren.

“Charon?” Ren’s voice broke the silence, his voice scratchy and hoarse. Charon didn’t answer, he instead pulled Ren closer, kissing him deeply as he did.

Ren understood what Charon was trying to tell- show- him what he was feeling and thinking. He smiled in the kiss as his heart fluttered. He loved the Ghoul with his whole heart.

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“My coffee black in my bed at 3,

you’re too sweet for me.”

[omgeveryusernameistakenicanteven]

Masterlist

These are all of the stories I've written so far.

If Reader is male or female I will write M!Reader or F!Reader. If gender isn't specified here it is not specified in the story.

Fallout 4:

A Promise of Warmth - Kent Connolly x Sole - F

Sunshine on a Rainy Day - John Hancock x Sole

Marvel:

Monotony - Deadpool x Reader

Totally Awesome (Pt 2 to Monotony) - Deadpool x Reader - NSFW

Harry Potter:

A Compromise - Severus Snape x F!Reader/OC

A Compromise Ch 2 - Severus Snape x F!Reader/OC

Draco Malfoy Crush Headcannons - Draco Malfoy x Reader

Predator/Alien:

Male Yautja Courting Headcannons - M!Yautja x Reader

Female Yautja Courting Headcannons - F!Yautja x Reader

Original Characters:

A Vampire, Not a Monster! - Vampire OC x Reader

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The Shipping Board

Hello! This is the Shipping Board, where I just put what ship I'm into across different fandoms! OC x Canon ships will occur because I said so. Anything in bold and red means a favorite ship out of favorites.

Destiny 2

O14 / Osiris x Saint-14 (You cannot go wrong with them)

Shaxx12 / Lord Shaxx x Maximus-12 (Main and canon for my Warlock)

Saint-14 x Maximus-12

O14 x Lord Shaxx (Thanks to Zalia for this!)

Lord Shaxx x Saint-14 (I need more of these two Titans together)

MaxCayde / Cayde-6 x Maximus-12 (Canon within the main universe for my Warlock but never fully became fruitful)

CayShaxx12 / Cayde-6 x Lord Shaxx x Maximus-12 (Max can hold each of their hands… come on now)

Tataaks / Misraaks x Tatag-9 (My first OC x Canon ship for my Exo Titan, loyal Guardian to his Kell)

ShiroTag / Shiro-4 x Tatag-9 (I think having a mostly no-nonsense Hunter be in my Exo Titan’s life would be something)

Candal / Cayde-6 x Andal Brask

Felshaxx / Shaxxwinter / Lord Shaxx x Lord Felwinter

O14 x Maximus-12 (AU ship for my Warlock)

O14 x Shaxx12 (the fantasy foursome for Max / my headcanon polyamory where they're all husbands)

Call of Duty

Ghostsoap / Soapghost / Ghoap (Original and Reboot)

Korangi / König x Horangi

Ghostkonig / Ghost x König

König x Male OC (still trying to make one)

Ghost x Male OC (same goes here)

Horangi x Male OC (and here)

Keegan x Male OC (and here.)

König x Horangi x Male OC (a dream thing hihi)

König x Ghost x Male OC (and another dream thing)

Kruegernikto

Ghostsoaproach / Ghost x Soap x Roach

Gazprice / Pricegaz

Nikprice

Alerudy

Walruss / Keegan x Logan

Baldur's Gate 3

Gale x Tav/Durge

Shadowheart x Tav/Durge

Karlach x Tav/Durge

Shae'zel (?) / Shadowzel / Shadowheart x Lae'zel

Shadowlach / Shadowheart x Karlach

Bladeweave / Gale x Wyll

Bloodweave / Gale x Astarion

Bloodpact / Bloodblade / Wyll x Astarion

Durgetash (my preference though is default Durge)

Fallout

Craig Boone x Male Courier

Charon x Male Lone Wanderer

Paladin Danse x Male Sole Survivor

Ghoulcy / Vaultghoul / Lucy MacLean x The Ghoul

Maximus x Thaddeus

Elder Scrolls

Teldryn Sero x Male Dragonborn

Razum-dar x Male Vestige (mostly Khajiit)

Sharp-as-Night x Male Vestige (mostly Khajiit but Argonian too)

Mass Effect

Shakarian & MShakarian

Sheptali (both Shepards!!!)

Shiara (both Shepards!!!)

Shenko & MShenko

Shepard x Jack

Shawson

Dragon Age

Alistair x the Warden

Leliana x the Warden

Morrigan x the Warden

Zevran x the Warden

Handers / Hawke x Anders

Fenhawke / Hawke x Fenris

Isabela x Hawke

Fenders / Fenris x Anders

Cullistair / Cullen x Alistair

Josephine Montilyet x the Inquisitor (they are an aspec relationship in my headcanon)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Kusahigu / Higukusa / Kusakabe x Higurumi

Higunana / Higuruma x Nanami

Nanago / Nanami x Gojo

Dimension 20

Theopin / Theobald Gumbar x Lapin Cadbury

Ruehob / Delloso de la Rue x K. P. Hob

Inkblade / Oisin Hakinvar x Adaine Abernant

Figayda / Figueroth Faeth x Ayda Aguefort

Other Fandoms

Reymas / Reynauld x Dismas / Crusader x Highwayman (Darkest Dungeon)

Kapglaz / Glazkan / Kapkan x Glaz (Rainbow Six Siege)

Liondoc / Doclion / Lion x Doc (Rainbow Six Siege)

Poolverine / Deadclaws / Deadpool x Wolverine (Marvel)

Spideypool / Spiderman x Deadpool (Marvel)

Gabv1el / Gabriel x V1 (Ultrakill)

Minosgabe / Minos Prime x Gabriel (Ultrakill)

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Because tomorrow I'll be nothing

Word count: 5.8k

Rating: M

Hypnos x Male!reader (mutual pining), brief Automedon x reader, Achilles x Patroclus, background Zagreus/Meg/Thanatos

Warning (for the whole series):

family issues, bullying, medical issues, death (none the main characters or reader), underage drug use, relationship with Ocs, angst, sexual content, language, cops, therapy, mentions of other pairings, Toxic/unhealthy relationships (not with Hypnos) no beta

A/N: hello! Sorry about the wait! Real life got kinda rough for a bit and I was struggling with my writing a bit. Still kinda am tbh.

I hope yall like it!

I am taking requests for this story and in general. I also have another Zagreus x female!reader I am working on.

Thanks for the love guys.

Masterlist

Both Hypnos and Thanatos had told you hospitals had a weird smell.

Thanatos scowled as he tried to explain, “It smells like old medicine, like…”

“Like it’s too clean.” Hypnos finished, his golden eyes dull as he looked away from you.

That was a few weeks ago and you thought it was deeply unfair that Hypnos was already back in the hospital.

You wrinkled your nose as the sliding door opened for you and Patroclus. You were in agreement about the smell. The lobby was huge with a round desk in the middle.

Patroclus took your hand and you followed him, holding on to Hypnos’ gift. You were eight years old, a big boy and didn’t need the comfort of stuffed animals. But maybe Hypnos did. You looked down the sheep’s black eyes and even you found yourself smoothed a little bit from the softness.

You hoped it would help.

“Alright, thank you.” Patroclus told the soft spoken lady and began walking again. When you were with him in the elevator, you spoke up. “I don’t like this place.”

Patroclus looked down toward you, a slight smile on his face. “No one does, love.” He patted your head, “Hypnos and his mother will be very happy to see you.”

You nodded, your eyes looking up at the posters. Eventually in too white hallways, and too many doors to count, you arrived at Hypnos’ room.

The room was dark, the blinds closed and you didn’t even see Hypnos at first.

Nyx was quiet, and you noticed her eyes, normally lined neatly with black wings and purple eyeshadow, were smeared and the white of her eyes were red.

Thanatos sat in a chair, his golden eyes on the machines. He only gave you and Patroclus a small wave.  His golden eyes were just as red and puffy.  Charon loomed by the window, his hand curled against his mouth. He didn’t look at you or Patroclus.

Nyx smiled weakly as she stood and moved away from the bed, only then did you see Hypnos.

You swallowed, his skin was washed out and his eyes looked bruised even when closed. You saw lines attached to his arms and to the breathing mask on his face, which went from clear to white over and over as his small chest rose and fell.

Patroclus hugged Nyx, murmuring comforting words. You heard a small sob from Nyx, but not even that was able to tear your eyes away from Hypnos. While the adults whispered to each other about pneumonia, bipap and oxygen levels over the beeping of machines, you forced yourself to walk closer on legs that felt like jelly.

You knew what you were looking at but you couldn’t understand, every time you tried to think about words they used, it slipped away from you.  Those words didn’t suit Hypnos, whose bright golden eyes could rival the sun.

With hands that shook, you placed the stuffed sheep next to his side carefully, worried you could hurt him.

You looked back at his face, waiting for a response, for his eyes to open, for anything.

But no response came.

~

Winter break had finally arrived and so did the snow.

Even Patroclus had taken the day off from the doctor's office. You got to sleep in late for once. Your room, the whole house in fact, was mostly quiet.

You could hear Achilles working getting the fireplace going and you knew Patroclus was probably working on a pot roast or stew that will sit in the slow cooker for the whole day.

But winter break meant more than just time off from school. It was time to kick your training into high gear, you forced yourself out your warm bed and peeked out the window blinds.

The roads and sidewalks still haven't been cleared off yet and from what you tell from the dark clouds, more snow was to come. Which means you were using the home gym for today.

Your phone went off with a text on your bedside and you grabbed your phone along with a workout pants.

‘Does Snowpiercer sound familiar?’ Hypnos texted.

Your eyebrows went up, you didn't think Hypnos would like such a depressing movie. ‘Yeah, I saw it. I didn’t know you liked such movies.’ You replied as you got dressed. You saw the iPod and pulled it off the charger.  The screen cracked but the wheel still worked.

You scroll the music list, whoever the owner was, they liked everything from musicals to bands you never heard of. After a few minutes, You found some good, fast music to work with.

You made it to the gym when Hypnos texted you again.

‘I like everything. I got the film club to watch it but they missed the point but you know whatever, nothing matters but the baby eating.'

You laughed. 'To be fair, babies are delicious.'

'Omg.' Hypnos texted back.

'But yeah, the caste system was fucked. I thought the anti-capitalist thing worked pretty well with baby eating.'  You replied, wishing you had something smarter to say.

You heard Achilles come in, and you shoved your phone away before he saw it. "Hey Pops."

"Hey, kiddo. Have you started the warm ups?"

"Nah. I'm about to." You said. But Achilles shook his head and pointed over the benches. "Wait, let me talk to you about something.'

"I haven't done anything." You muttered as you sat down.

Achilles shot you a disbelieving look and you tried to give him an innocent look back. Judging by the eye roll your father gave you, you failed.

"Tell me, have you found a college you like?" Achilles asked, crossing his arms and looking down at you. You glanced down at your shoes, noticing how ratty they were getting.

At least now you know why he wanted to talk to you. Not to spend time with his kid or even talk about something that wasn't about college or sports.

You shrugged, "Dunno. Still don't know what I want to major in. I don't like any of that school stuff."

Achilles frowned, "What about that medical sport class you're doing?"

"I'm basically a babysitter for the juniors and sophomores." You grumbled.

"Of course." Achilles paused, "You know your major won't define what you will do, I mean. Remember what the recruiters have been saying, they all think you got what it takes to go pro."

You shrugged, "Yeah I guess."

Achilles frowned, “You guess? Son, you and I both know your kind of talent doesn’t come around often. I mean, you have already beaten some of my old records.”

You said nothing. So what if you could throw a ball a little better than other people. Your mind flashed to Hypnos and the basketball game. How even just moving your body came naturally to you in ways other people couldn’t do.

How Hypnos teased you about being the sport guy.

“Just use this break from school to really think about what college you want to go to. And don’t worry about your major, the first two years are all basics anyway. You know we will support whatever you want to do.” Achilles said. You almost said, and what if I don’t want to go pro? But you bit back the words, you didn’t know what else you could do.

You weren’t clever like Hypnos or good with people like Zagrues was.

“Yeah, yeah okay. I will. I promise.” You said. Achilles reached over and gave you a hug, “Good lad.  Just come to me or Patroclus if you have any questions or need help alright?”

“Okay. I will.” You lied.

When you were alone, your phone buzzed. Only out of habit, you picked it up and looked at the message and huffed out a laugh.

‘You know what, I’m going to make you watch Mean Girls.’ Hypnos texted.

‘Never seen it, how did you go from baby-eating to high school drama?’ You texted back.

‘Just wait, it’s really not that different.’

You raised a brow, and shook your head in amusement.

At least you knew you could count on Hypnos’ quirks to lighten your mood.

~

It was the second week when Automedon had finally had enough and called you.

“You’re taking me out tonight.” Automedon ordered on the phone call. You huffed, still half wake.

Your parents were still in bed, and you were sneaking around the kitchen for an early morning first breakfast before going back to your bed. The overcast skies made the house cool and gray, perfect for napping.

“Where to?” You asked, pulling out a box of cereal along with milk. You heard him sigh in annoyance, but you ignored it in favor of taking a bite of cereal. With the bowl in your hand, you sat on the counter since neither of your parents were there to kick you off.

“Babe. I told you before.” Automedon said and he was using that tone again, the quietly disappointed one. You flinched a little from the guilt but only took another bite.

"Can't we do something else besides a party?" You swallowed. You already knew the answer but you asked anyway. Whether it was because you hoped that he might agree for once or out of pettiness you weren't sure.

'Like what?" Automedon snapped and you rolled your eyes. There was the anger you knew was boiling under Automedon's calm voice.

"I dunno, we can stay in and watch some old movies." You said. "Like, I know you never seen-"

Automedon cut you off, "No. I swear to-" you heard him pull away with a sharp intake of breath.

"Okay, fine. Just forget I said anything." You closed your eyes, already tired from talking to him.

"You know I just wanted to spend time with you." Automedon said.

"How is going to a party with like three dozen drunk people spending time with me?" You asked as you stared down the bowl of cereal. You dumped it out in the sink, no longer hungry.

"Because I will be there with you." Automedon softened his voice, and you sighed.

Normally you would push the argument even more, pointing out that Automedon would ditch you once he got enough shots in him. You and him would go back and forward to the point of yelling, until either you broke up again or have angry sex or both.

You just didn't have it in you anymore to even care.

"Fine. What time?" You pitched your nose, trying to think of what lie to say to your parents.

"Ten." He paused. "You could at least sound more excited since we haven't really had time to handout." Automedon said quietly.

"I am. I am babe, I just needed to know the time." You said reflexively, still pitching your nose.

"Okay." Automedon said, his tone doubtful. "Love you."

"Love you too." You said, the lie was a quick and easy one.

Your boyfriend hung up the phone, and you sat in silence.

You only moved when Patroclus found you on the counter again.

"If you are going to be in the kitchen, you might as well be useful. Go get the potatoes and peel them, I'm making hash browns and eggs." Patroclus yawned. You obeyed, going to get the bag. You dump the potatoes in the skin and begin the process of cleaning and peeling.

The smell of coffee filled the kitchen as Patroclus puttered about. He turned on the little beat up radio and holiday music filled the air.

"Dad sleeping in?" You asked, placing the peeled potatoes on the other side of the skin.

"His back and knee are acting up." Patroclus said quietly. He held the blue mug that was your dad's, creamer and sugar had lightened it up to a pleasing cream color "Just let him get his rest. He will be up and bugging us in no time" He patted your arm and left to go give Achilles his coffee.

You swallowed and kept peeling. It had been years but every now and then especially in cold weather, Achilles couldn't get out of bed due to the pain.

It had been a freak training accident. It was a brand new pole and there shouldn’t have been no way for it to snap.

You still remembered the loud snap and for a moment, he was floating in the air, golden in the late afternoon light, before he dropped. And the horrified scream that ripped from Patroclus' mouth.

You dropped the peeler and took a deep breath. You squeezed your eyes shut and then opened them again.

It was fine. Everything was fine. You swallowed. It was fine.

After breakfast, you had stayed in your bedroom for most of the day, napping or playing what mobile game you had. You were sure that Patroclus knew you had a phone but for whatever reason had chosen to leave you to be.

Every time you went to check on Achilles, he had been sleeping and you left him to be, just glad he got a break from the pain.

You had been dozing when your phone had gotten a text, you yawned as you blinked at the text you got.

‘Zagreus is here, trying to drag Thanatos and me out for a snowball fight.’ Hypnos texted. ‘Beware.’

‘Don’t let him in the house next time.’ You texted back lazily. ‘You brought this on yourself.’

'I just told him that you wanted in. Be ready.’ Hypnos responded immediately.

You rolled on your back with a laugh. ‘So? I just won’t let him in.’

‘No, you won’t. But your parents will.’

You groaned, they would. 'Damn it.’

‘Game set and match.’ You tried to scowl but a grin won out. You could imagine the smirk Hypnos must be sporting right now.

You wondered if Hypnos was still his pjs, maybe tormenting his twin and mother with cartoons. Or maybe he was still in bed when Zagreus came in.

You felt your gut warmed at the thought of him sleep-warm and tried, it would be so easy to slide your hands up his soft stomach and chest. To hold his chin and make him look at you.

Would Hypnos shudder at your touch? Or maybe he would arch into it, just as hungry.  His golden eyes dark and on you as you bend down to taste him.

Then you got another text.

Automedon.

And you flinched, feeling guilty for thinking of another person you actually knew when  you had a boyfriend.

‘Babe! It's so cold out, I wish you were here. I can’t wait for tonight.’ Followed by a winking emoji. You rolled your eyes and texted a quick ‘Me too.’  A moment later you got a shot of a tasteful nude from him, and you could see the muscles in his thighs. Of him.

It didn’t spark anything in you, not lust, not love, just nothing. You quickly just texted back a devil emoji and tossed your phone on the bed.

It was becoming a problem. You always felt a pull towards Hypnos, even as children.

And You had a boyfriend, and you weren’t that kind of guy. You weren’t unfaithful, and you normally pushed away even thoughts of other people and you didn’t like being dishonest.

But right now, you knew you were toeing the line. You pitched the bridge of your nose, and went to take an shower.

Whoever you thought of in there was your own business.

~

The snow crunched under your feet, making you stop and look back at the house. Thankfully no lights turned on and you kept moving on, and climbed over the wooden fence.

You almost slipped on the sidewalk as you landed, but caught yourself in time. You kept an eye out for more ice patches as you walked from the house.

You made your way over to the park, looking for Zagreus' car, you heard a faint honk and saw him wave you over with a grin on his face.

You got in the passenger side, sighing in relief at the warmth. You froze when you saw Hypnos sitting in the back.

He laughed, and gave you a little wave. Zagreus grinned, "Don't tell anyone but I also busted Hypnos out. He‘s coming with us to the party."

"If it's cool with you." Hypnos tugged his hoodie strings, a nervous smile on his face.

You nodded, "Yeah dude."  Hypnos relaxed a little, still playing with the white strings. Zagreus pulled out of the parking lot, trying to find something that wasn't holiday music.

You gave Zagreus the address to your boyfriend's house and turned around to face Hypnos. He rose an white eyebrow, his phone in his hand.

You smirked, "Have you been to one of Didionysus' parties?"

"Nope. Not cool enough usually." Hypnos grinned a little as he shook his head. His white curls bounced with the movement.

"Just stay away from the homemade punch and you will be fine." You told him as you moved back to your seat. "Zagreus still can't drink fruit juice after his first time."

Zagreus gagged, "Don't remind me. Who puts three bottles of everclear in hawaiian punch?"

"Dionysus." You replied as Hypnos laughed quietly.

Zagreus pulled up to Automedon's house, white mansion-like with bushes lining the pathway.

You hated his house, it felt too big and too empty whenever you were inside. You shot him a text and waited.

Zagreus leaned over you and gave the house a lookover. "This looks like a clone of my house." His tone was light but you knew him well enough that he didn't like it either.

Achilles and Patroclus had worked hard to make their home warm and welcoming, especially since they had unofficially adopted so many kids. Zagreus, Hypnos and his brothers along Meg.

Zagreus' house was dark and always had the blinds closed. Automedon's home was light but there was a coldness to it.

Automedon came out, not bothering to be quiet and gave you a wave as he got in. You turned around to greet him and he pressed a loud kiss against your lips, his fingers curled into the collar of your shirt.

You didn't notice Hypnos quickly looking at his phone, or Zagreus‘ eye roll.

You broke the kiss first, trying not to grimace and went back to starting ahead. You resisted the urge to wipe your mouth.

"Hypnos! I haven't seen you in a while. I didn't know you guys were hanging out again." Automedon smiled, his dark eyes on Hypnos who returned the smile a bit nervously.

"Oh yeah, you know how Zagreus is. He likes to get everyone together." Hypnos shrugged, his eyes darted to the front and you met his brief glance in the rearview mirror before Hypnos looked back down on his phone.

Automedon hummed in agreement, a pause filling the car.

You crossed your arms and tried not to stare at the pair behind you. You never thought about it but  Automedon and Hypnos couldn't be more different. Not just in  their looks but Automedon looked ready to be a model where Hypnos looked more…

Real, more solid in a way you didn’t notice before.

Sometimes you still had to be reminded he wasn’t as small or fragile as he was during childhood.

Thankfully Zagreus took control, and for the rest of the drive he and the others talked about something going on with the drama club.

You could hear the party half a block away, a street full of rich people's houses, too big and some even with fountains in the center of their driveway. You rolled your eyes, your family had money but your parents never felt the need to flash it.

Zagreus and Automedon both laughed at some joke you missed as they pulled up. There were people mulling in the front yard, drinks in hands and the house looked packed. You could even feel the music from inside the car, and you could already feel the headache forming. You stepped out into the cold air, your breath coming out in white puffs.

Automedon grabbed your arm with his, “See? I told you it would be fun.” Automedon dragged you toward the crowd. You just grimaced, praying it will be over soon.

~

Once Hypnos texted you at two in the morning, waking you up. It was a picture of a stuffed sheep, old and well loved. It looked familiar and you frowned, not understanding why Hypnos texted you a picture of an stuffed animal.

‘Do you remember giving me Monie?’ Hypnos texted followed by another text. ‘It was that one year I had a really bad case of pneumonia.’

Suddenly the memories rushed back, and you swallowed. You didn’t realize Hypnos had kept the toy. Something about Hypnos keeping the sheep made something inside of you grow warmer, softer.

‘Yeah. Pa had helped me pick it out. Why?’ You texted back.

‘No reason. I didn't know it was you who gave me Monie.’

A moment later, ‘Just wanted to say thank you.’

~

It only took an hour for Automedon to leave you on a random sofa among unfamiliar faces. You took a sip of your beer, scrolling on your phone.  After a few moments, you turned your head around to look for your boyfriend. You saw Automedon on the other side of the room but he was still standing on his own as he chatted among a group of people.

Automedon wasn’t too drunk. Yet.

“Oh thank gods, finally someone I know.”

You looked up at his voice immediately knowing it would be Hypnos. Even with the dim lighting, you could tell how bright his golden eyes were. He sat down next to you, relief on his face.

He waved toward the crowd, “I don’t think any of these people even go to our school.”

You nodded, unable to really look away from him. “Did you lose Zagreus?”

“He found Meg.” Hypnos replied with a small laugh, picking at the beer bottle’s label in his hand. It was still mostly full, you noted.

You laughed before you took another sip, ‘I keep telling him just to ask her out already.”

Hypnos nodded, his fingers still picking at the bottle. “You know Thanatos has a crush on Zag.”

You almost spat out your beer, “What?” You and Thanatos haven't talked in years. The idea that Thanatos, the stick in the mud and future valedictorian, liked your wild little brother made you frowned.

Hypnos smirked in amusement. “I'm there for all their ‘studying’ and it is painfully obvious.”

“Huh.” You just tried to process the information but Hypnos kept talking.  “It makes sense though.”

At your confused stare, he insisted, “It does! Zag is the only one who can get Than to chill. And you know what they say about opposite attracting.”

“What about Meg?” You asked, curious what else Hypnos had to say. Hypnos shrugged, “She will be good for both of them, I think.”

And then you understood, “Oh.” You said dumbly. “I didn’t think…”

Hypnos grinned, “Makes sense right?”

You rolled your eyes, you officially knew too much about Zagreus’s love life. You pointed a finger at him. “That’s enough about my brother’s love life.”

Hypnos held his hand with a wide smile. “Alright, alright.”

A comfortable silence grew between you and him even among the loud partygoers. Until a drunk couple fell on the sofa next to Hypnos, lips locked and moaning.

“Wow. Okay. Do you want to go outside or something?” Hypnos asked as he pressed closer to you to get away from the couple. You tried to not to think how close he was, even as you eyed the couple in disgust.

You placed your hand on his upper back to help push him up, “Yeah, come on.” You used your body to push through the crowd to the backyard, and held the door opened to let Hypnos out.

Even the now muffled sound of music followed you but at least it was better than before.

Hypnos leaned on the porch railing with a sigh, his eyes going toward the backyard.  You matched him, your beer dangling from your hand. Being on the second floor allowed you both the view of the backyard, bright and pure with freshly fallen snow.

But for the life of you, you couldn’t help but keep glancing toward Hypnos. Flushed from the party, his curls messy from the wind, he looked good. Really good.

“So I’m guessing this party was Automedon’s idea.” Hypnos took a sip of his beer, his nose wrinkling at the taste.  You took a sip of your lukewarm beer, “Yeah.” You much rather talk about anything else, you wanted to forget about everything else but the boy next to you.

“So tell me about this Mean Girls.” You said. Hypnos grinned, “Nope. I said you have to watch it so next time we hang out, I’ll bring the DVD.”

You tapped your beer in thought, “My parents have their date night next Friday, come over then.”

Hypnos perked up, “Yeah?”  And you nodded, smiling at the happy look on Hypnos‘ face. “Yeah.”

“Automedon can come along too.” Hypnos said quietly, his golden eyes peeked up at you and you felt heat crawling up your neck.

“Maybe, if he’s free.” You said. You sipped your drink, taking a bigger gulp this time. Hypnos did the same or he tried to. He coughed and rubbed his mouth with his sleeve, “I don’t know how people drink this stuff.” He groaned.

You laughed, “It's an acquired taste.” You handed your bottle over to him, “Here try this one.”

Hypnos took it after a moment and took a careful sip and gave a hum. “That one is a little better.” He said as he gave it back. His fingers brushed against yours, making you take a sharp breath.

You and his eyes met and for a moment, it felt like everything else fell away. Hypnos held your gaze, and he opened his mouth to say something when the porch’s door slammed open.

You turned around and blinked when you saw Automedon standing there, swaying with his hand on the door. He blinked, looked at you and Hypnos and slowly his eyes narrowed. It was only then that you realized how close you and Hypnos were standing together.

“Hi babe!” He slurred as he joined, stepping in between you and Hypnos. Hypnos took a drink from his beer as he took a step back. Automedon wrapped his arms around you, and turned his head to look at Hypnos.

“Hypnos.” Automedon said, “You don’t mind if I steal back my boyfriend, do you?”

You scowled down at him but before you could say anything, Hypnos gave a wave.

“Sure, have fun.” You watched him return to the crowd of people, and something about the door closing felt final, like whatever words Hypnos were going to say was lost forever.

“I don’t want to be alone with him.”  Automedon said, no longer slurring as much. His dark eyes stared you down but you met his stare just as harshly.

“He is my friend. I can do whatever I want.” You said. Automedon laughed, harsh in the quiet and he stepped away, crossing his arms. “I swear, it's like you don’t even like me anymore. You used to just wait for me, not run off to whatever or whoever caught your attention.”

You placed your beer on the table, mostly to take a moment to ground yourself, taking a deep breath. Something about this fight felt different and you watched Automedon lean his hip against the railing.

“What is going on with you?” Automedon waved a hand toward you, “You've been a total shut-in unless it involved breaking shit or spray painting.”

You scowled, “I do other shit, just because I don’t get shitface at parties doesn’t mean I don’t do stuff.”

Automedon rolled his eyes, “Just don’t, okay? I mean, you would take me out with you or do stuff with me and talk to me, but now I can’t even get a text from you with more than three words.” His voice cracked a little at the end and you were surprised to see actual hurt on his face.

The shame you felt was almost too much and you looked away from Automedon. There was nothing you could do. “I’m sorry.” You offered up but it sounded weak and pathetic in the winter air.

Automedon just sighed, and you stared down at your boots, feeling like the world’s biggest coward for letting this happen again, for letting it go on for so long. It had been easier to keep getting back with him and act like he was the cause of all your issues, but it wasn’t the truth. You knew that and it wasn’t fair to Automedon, who actually was trying to be a boyfriend.

Automedon didn’t deserve this. And you thought, hoped you didn’t either.

You swallowed and walked over to him, but didn’t reach out to touch him.

“I think this was a mistake.” You said. You heard a sharp intake of breath and Automedon slowly looked up at you. His mouth was parted slightly in shock and you grimaced in response.

Automedon was always the one who initiated the break up, every single one. This was the first time you ever did and you could see the mix of hurt and shock on his face.

“You’re right.” You continued, “I haven’t been involved, I don’t even text you first anymore. I think we should break up.”

Automedon laughed wetly, a sob breaking though. He rubbed his eyes, “Unbelievable. Here, right now?”

You shrugged, “You broke up with me during my games a couple times, Automedon. I think you even did on my birthday in tenth grade, right? This is nothing.”

Automedon huffed, a rueful smile on his lips. “You’re such a jerk you know that?” You said nothing, he wasn’t exactly wrong.

“Just tell me something. What does he have over me?”  Automedon said. He walked over to the table and picked up your beer. He stared down at the bottle before he chugged the rest of it.

You frowned, annoyed that Automedon was still playing this little game. A game you never understood and always lost. “What do you mean?”

Automedon placed the empty bottle on the table, and turned around to you.  “Hypnos. Don’t play the dumb jock thing with me, I know you better than that.”

“I said he was a friend. I mean hell, we grew up together.” You said, and Automedon laughed coldly with a shake of his head. “Right. You can’t be honest with me or yourself. Why is that?”

Automedon walked back to you and patted your cheek sharply. “I hope he is worth it, babe. Really I do.”

And that Automedon went back inside, and you stood out in the night, alone and quiet.

You stayed out of the cold for a few minutes longer, not ready to be in the same house as your ex. You sat down on the chair, feeling like you ran ten miles without stopping.

You should be feeling relief but all you knew was some odd sense of fear. You tried to shake it off, you just had a break up of course you were feeling off- balance.

You groaned and covered your face when you remembered you will have to be in the car with him after the party.

~

It was almost spring and you were now nine years old when you saw Hypnos again. Charon and Nyx brought the twins over, Nyx was thinner but there was a nervous relief in her face. As if she didn’t dare to hope that it was okay now.  It was the same one all the adults and Caron wore.

Thanatos held Hypnos’s hand the whole time even as Zagreus tried to get them to play some kind of game. Achilles eventually was able to talk Zagreus into doing some coloring books in the living room .You just sat next to Hypnos, letting him watch over your shoulders to the DS in your hand.

Sometimes he would ask questions but for the most part, he was quiet. Eventually he fell asleep on your shoulder.

You stayed still for the rest of the visit, even as your arm went numb.

~

Of course, someone called the cops.

Being outside you heard the sirens first. And you rushed back in,Hypnos was the first one you found. You grabbed his arm carefully, and began moving him with you. You heard him protest but you ignored it. “Where is Zagreus?” You asked.

Before Hypnos could respond, a feminine voice, Aphrodite you think -yelled out, “Cops! Some asshole called the cops!”

There was a beat of stillness. Then panic ensued.

You swore and pulled Hypnos closed to your side as people rushed about. You pushed though, trying to find a familiar stock of black hair.

But Zagreus was nowhere in sight. You bit your lip, trying to come up with a plan. But Hypnos took control and moved toward the back along with other partygoers.

You and Hypnos got out through the first floor backdoor and you immediately headed to the thick bushes and moved Hypnos behind them first before you followed.  You swore when you saw how little space there was and pulled Hypnos closer.

“Oh this is just a great hiding place. They will never look here. Like, have you seen any movies?” Hypnos hissed as you pressed him against your side as you sat down on the cold ground. He opened his mouth to continue scolding you but you covered his mouth with your hand.  You whispered against his ear, “Be quiet.”

The backdoor slammed open, and you heard the slow crunch of snow under boots. Hypnos went rigid, his fingers curled against your leg.  A flashlight shone out the backyard and you were grateful for the mess of footprints in the snow, making it impossible to find you.  Both of you watched the light move across the yard, hearts racing.

And after a few more minutes, the light left.

You waited, ears straining to hear anything but all you heard were the faint sounds of cops yelling at people to lay down on the ground.

Hypnos slumped against you, sighing in relief, his breath hot against your palm.

Slowly you moved your hand off Hypnos and whispered, “Sorry.”

Hypnos whispered back, his golden eyes wide. “Does this happen a lot?” And you shook your head in response.  Dionysus had family in the police force and they never showed up before.

Hypnos didn’t move away and you stayed in place. You tried not to think about it, how warm and how solid he felt.

“Do you know if the others got out?” Hypnos asked, and you pulled out your phone. You pulled up his number and called him.

But you only got voicemail. So you tried again, and again until finally he picked up the phone.

"Zag, where-" you muttered, trying not to have the cops hear you.

“This is Officer Johnson. Can I ask who is calling?”

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[anotherisodope]

Who among the Companions do you ship your OCs with, if anyone?

Wow, okay, here we go. Details below the cut.

Widow (male-leaning bisexual, on the rebound): I don’t really ship her with anyone. I could see her become attracted to Preston, Hancock, Nick, and possibly Curie, but she’s skittish and it would take a while to win her trust. The person with the best shot would probably be Preston, who is pure and loyal to a fault, but even then it would probably be a slow-burn thing. Hancock would be a close second once she really got to know him.

Morgan (pansexual, elegant flirt): I could see Morgan with a variety of people, though she would feel less attracted to the younger human characters because she’s forty and they’re around the age her son would have been. She’s largely attracted to people who impress her.  Nick would obviously have the best shot, as he’s hyper-intelligent, extremely competent, honorable and behaves like someone in her age bracket and from her time.

Julia (straight, hopeless romantic): I’ve shipped her with both Charon and Hancock before, but Julia has a huge heart and is a bit naive, and falls in love at the drop of a hat. She also really doesn’t care about species or age gaps. Any good and/or honorable male ghoul, human or synth has a shot with her.

Akane (still figuring things out, chaotic horny): Akane has the opposite thing going from Morgan: she doesn’t have any interest in people much older/maturer than her. Nick for example she would adore, but platonically. She would thirst after all the fitter and more badass characters. This would include X--and it would get WORSE upon finding out he’s a synth. Same with post-BB Danse.

Danica (asexual, panromantic):  Danica is most strongly attracted to those who are equal to her (considerable) intelligence and (medium-high) power, experience and competence. I’ve never actually shipped her with any Companions, but I do know she would want to be part of a mutually supportive power couple. The more power (and mutual support), the better.

[written-in-sunshine]

Fandom List And Ships

Updated: 12/9/18

This is the current list of fandoms and pairings that are requestable. It’s a long list (12+ pages), and I can always add more if the need arises. Bolded fandoms are the ones I am currently in the mood to write for, and I will try to update that as much as I can. Italicized fandoms are something I might consider working on soon and can easily be pushed back into.

Please look at this list before requesting something, it’s in the rules.

Fandoms under the cut!

Adventure Time

Flame Prince/Fionna

Flame Prince/Prince Gumball

Hot Dog Prince/Lumpy Space Prince

Lord Monochromicorn/Cake

Marshall Lee/Flame Prince/Prince Gumball

Marshall Lee/Prince Gumball

As Told By Ginger

Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling

Carl Foutley/Hoodsey Bishop

Assassin’s Creed

Altair Ibn La-Ahad/Malik Al-Sayf

Desmond Miles/Shaun Hastings

Ezio Auditore/Leonardo Da Vinci

Federico Auditore/Vieri De Pazzi

Haytham Kenway/Charles Lee

Kanen'tó:kon/William Johnson

Kadar Al-Sayf/Gian ‘Salai’ Giacomo

Petruccio Auditore/Gian ‘Salai’ Giacomo

Ratonhnhaké ton (Connor Kenway)/Thomas Hickey

Rauf/Kadar Al-Sayf

Talal/Malik Al-Sayf

William Johnson/Thomas Hickey

The Babysitter

Bee/Allison

Bee/Sonya

Cole/Melanie

John/Allison

John/Bee

Max/Allison

Max/Bee

Max/Cole

Max/John

Sonya/Allison

Beetlejuice (Both Movie/Cartoon Verses)

Beatleguise/Lydia Deetz

Camp Camp

Max/Daniel

David/Daniel

Max/David

Max/David/Daniel

Nerf/Preston Goodplay

Neil/Harrison

Neil/Nikki

Quartermaster/Daniel

Catherine

Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Ariga/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins

Orlando Haddick/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins

Orlando Haddick/Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Ariga/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins

Thomas Mutton/Astaroth

Vincent Brooks/Catherine

Vincent Brooks/Astaroth

Crossovers

The Bye Bye Man/The Crooked Man (The Bye Bye Man/The Crooked Man Crossover)

Jack/Max (The House That Jack Built/The Babysitter Crossover)

Jason Dean/Firkle Smith (Heathers/South Park Crossover)

Jason Dean/Lucas Ward (Heathers/Dismissed Crossover)

Jason Dean/Victor Criss (Heathers/IT Crossover)

DC

Bane/John Blake

Blackfire/Starfire

Cyborg/Beast Boy

Deadshot/Diablo/Harley Quinn

Francis “Hotstreak” Stone/Richie “Gear” Foley

Joker/Harley Quinn

Killer Croc/Babydoll

Killer Croc/Diablo

Killer Croc/Harley Quinn

Killer Croc/Scarecrow

Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn

Raven/Terra

Red X/Speedy

Robin/Beast Boy

Robin/Red X

Robin/Red X/Speedy

Robin/Speedy

Deadman Wonderland

Ganta Igarashi (Woodpecker)/Shiro

Nagi Kengamine (Owl)/Azuma Genkaku

Senji Kiyomasa (Crow)/Toto Sakigami (Mockingbird)

Tamaki Tsunenaga/Rokuro Bundo

Tamaki Tsunenaga/Yo Takami

Wretched Egg (I refer to her as Sorae after Ganta’s mother)/Minatsuki Takami (Hummingbird)

Yo Takami/Ganta Igarashi (Woodpecker)

Death And Cremation

Stanley/Jarod Leary

Devil’s Carnival

The Devil/Tamara

Scorpion/Tamara

The Twin/Hobo Clown

Digimon

Matt/Tai

Willis/Davis

Dragon Age

Alistair Theirin/Cullen Rutherford

Alistair Theirin/Kallianne Cousland

Anders/Ethan Hawke

Anders/Fenris/Ethan Hawke

Anders/Jowan

Anders/Jowan/Ethan Hawke

Anders/Karl Thekla

Anders/Karl Thekla/Ethan Hawke

Anders/Sebastian Vael

Anders/Sebastian Vael/Ethan Hawke

Arishok/Carver Hawke

Arishok/Ethan Hawke

Ashaad/Ketojan/Saemus Dumar

Ashaad/Saemus Dumar

Bartrand Tethras/Carver Hawke

Bemis Cousland/Lysander Amell (OC Ship)

Blackwall/Carver Hawke

Cole/Dorian Pavus

Cullen Rutherford/Dorian Pavus

Cullen Rutherford/Ethan Hawke

Cullen Rutherford/Illeah Lavellan

Cullen Rutherford/Tempestia Surana

Danarius/Dorian Pavus

Duncan/Cailan Theirin

Fenris/Carver Hawke

Fenris/Ethan Hawke

Fenris/Sahir Nadeer (OC)

Greagoir/Irving

Herren/Wade

Jarvia/Isabela

Jowan/Sister(Mother) Petrice

Justice/Seneschal Bran

Ketojan/Saemus Dumar

Leliana/Josephine MontilyetLoghain Mac Tir/Maric Theirin

Meeran/Carver Hawke

Sebastian Vael/Ethan Hawke

The Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus

The Iron Bull/Solas

Varric Tethras/Ethan Hawke

Varric Tethras/Merrill

Varric Tethras/Solas

Zevran Arainai/Alistair Theirin

Zevran Arainai/Mortine Mahariel

Dreaming Mary

Boaris/Mary(Mari)

Father/Mary(Mari)

Foxanne/Bunnilda

Gwendell (Glenn)/Mary(Mari)

Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy

Eddy/Edd

Kevin/Edd

Kevin/Rolf

Johnny/Jimmy

Sarah/Jimmy

The Evil Within

Reuben ‘Ruvik’ Victoriano/Leslie Withers

Sebastian Castellanos/Joseph Oda

Fallout Universe

Barrett/Murphy

Benjamin ‘Benji’ Montgomery/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Butch DeLoria/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Charon/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Charon/Iib Townshend(FLW)

Colin Moriarity/Andy Stahl

Desmond Lockheart/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Everett/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Flash/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Karl/Justin

Mercenary/Moira Brown

Sole Survivor/Sole Survivor

Three Dog/Gob

Timebomb/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Vance/Ian West

Wally Mack/Derek Segraves(MLW)

Wally Mack/Paul Hanon

Walter/Leo Stahl

Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest

Zak Young/Pips

Final Fantasy

Balthier/Vaan

Cloud Strife/Kadaj

Fang/Lightning

Genesis Rhapsodos/Sephiroth

Gilliam ‘Gil’ Blat/Angeal Hewley (OC/Canon Ship)

Gippal/Baralai

Layle/Keiss

Loz/Yazoo

Lulu/Yuna

Paine/Rikku

Reeve Tuesti/Vincent Valentine

Rude/Reno

Seifer Almasy/Zell Dincht

Snow/Hope

Squall Leonhart/Irvine Kinneas

Tseng/Rufus ShinRa

Wakka/Tidus

Zack Fair/Cloud Strife

Gravity Falls

Mabel Pines/Pacifica

Robbie/Dipper Pines

Thompson/Mabel Pines

Wendy/Tambry

Harry Potter (Movieverse) - ON HIATUS

Blaize Zabini/Saemus Finnegan

Dean Thomas/Saemus Finnegan

Lee Jordan/Saemus Finnegan

Oliver Wood/Marcus Flint

Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy

Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy

Harry Potter/Hermione Granger

Heathers (Movieverse, Slight Musicalverse)

Jason Dean/Lucas Ward (Dismissed Crossover)

Heather Chandler/Heather Duke

Heather Duke/Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean/Firkle Smith (South Park Crossover)

Jason Dean/Vernon Sawyer (Male Veronica)

Jason Dean/Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean/Victor Criss (IT Crossover)

Kurt Kelly/Ram

Veronica Sawyer/Heather McNamara

Veronica Sawyer/Martha Dunstock

Hellboy (Movieverse)

Hellboy/Abe Sapien

Hey Arnold

Helga G. Pataki/Rhonda Wellington Lloyd

Nadine/Rhonda Wellington Lloyd

Stinky Peterson/Sid

Torvald/Stoop Kid

Inception

Dom Cobb/Ariadne

Eames/Arthur

Insidious

Josh Lambert/Parker Crane

Josh Lambert/Specs

Tucker/Specs

Invader Zim

Dib Membrane/Zim

Red/Purple

Tak/Gaz Membrane

The Iron Giant

Dean/Hogarth

IT (2017)

Belch Huggins/Victor Criss

Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough/Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough/Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough/Stan Uris

Butch Bowers/Patrick Hockstetter

Butch Bowers/Victor Criss

Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins

Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss

Henry Bowers/Victor Criss

Mike Hanlon/Bill Denbrough/Stan Uris

Mike Hanlon/Patrick Hockstetter

Mike Hanlon/Richie Rozier/Stan Uris/Eddie Kaspbrak

Mike Hanlon/Stan Uris

Mike Hanlon/Victor Criss

Patrick Hockstetter/Avery Hockstetter

Patrick Hockstetter/Belch Huggins

Patrick Hockstetter/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss

Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers

Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins

Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss

Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Victor Criss

Patrick Hockstetter/Victor Criss

Pennywise/Pennywise

Pennywise/Victor Criss

Richie Tozier/Eddie Kaspbrak

Richie Tozier/Stan Uris/Eddie Kaspbrak

Jeepers Creepers

Jeepers Creepers/Darry

Kick-Ass/2 Movieverse

Todd Haynes/Katarina Dombrovski

Dave Lizewski/Chris D'Amico

Javier/Chris D'Amico

Kingdom Hearts

Axel/Demyx

Axel/Marluxia

Larxene/Namine

Lexaeus/Zexion

Luxord/Demyx

Luxord/Marluxia

Luxord/Xaldin

Pence/Olette

Rai/Fuu

Riku/Sora

Roxas/Xion

Saix/Demyx

Saix/Xemnas

Seifer/Hayner

Vexen/Marluxia

Xigbar/Demyx

Xigbar/Xaldin

Krampus

Howard/Tom Engel

Krampus/Max Engel

Krampus/Tom Engel

Tom Engel/Max Engel

Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler

Claude Faustus/Alois Trancy

Pluto/Grell Sutcliffe

Undertaker/Grell Sutcliffe

Undertaker/William Spears/Grell Sutcliffe

League Of Super Evil

Doomageddon/Doktor Frogg

Red Menace/Doktor Frogg

Left 4 Dead/2

Keith/Dave

Keith/Ellis

Louis/Francis

Nick/Dave

Nick/Ellis

OC/OC

Lollipop Chainsaw

Gideon Starling/Elizabeth Starling

Lewis Legend/Swan

Nick Carlyle/Juliet Starling

Vikke/Josey

Zed/Mariska

Zed/Swan

Mad Max

Angharad/Capable

Dag/Capable

Dag/Cheedo

Dag/Toast

Max Rockatansky/Blood Shed Ted

Max Rockatansky/Imperator Furiosa

Nux/Slit

OC/OC

Rictus Erectus/The Ace

Stank Gum/Scabrous Scrotus

Marvel

Alex Summers/Hank McCoy/Sean Cassidy

Alex Summers/Sean Cassidy

Azazel/Emma Frost

Azazel/Kurt Wagner

Bruce Banner/Tony Stark

Erik Lensherr/Charles Xavier

Hank McCoy/Charles Xavier

Hank McCoy/Sean Cassidy

Lance Alvers/Pietro Maximoff

Loki Laufeyson/Tony Stark

Mortimer Toynbee/Emma Frost

St. John Allerdyce/Pietro Maximoff

St. John Allerdyce/Tabitha Smith

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

The Incredible Hulk/Tony Stark

Todd Tolansky/Kurt Wagner

Todd Tolansky/Pietro Maximoff

Tony Stark/Pepper Pots

Wade Winston Wilson/Bob, Agent Of Hydra

Wanda Maximoff/Anne-Marie (Rogue)

Miraculous Ladybug

Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng

The Mist (2017)

Tyler Denton/Adrian Garf

Monster Prom

Amira Red/Miranda Vanderbilt

Amira Red/Polly Geist

Brian Green/Damien LaVey

Brian Green/Damien LaVey/Liam De Lioncourt/Oz Yellow

Brian Green/Oz Yellow

Damien LaVey/Liam De Lioncourt

Liam De Lioncourt/Oz Yellow

Scott Howl/Football Team

Scott Howl/Liam De Lioncourt

Scott Howl/Vicky Blue

Vera Oberlin/Polly Geist

Vicky Blue/Polly Geist

Monsters University/Inc.

Brock Pearson/Claire Wheeler

James P. “Sulley”  Sullivan/Michael “Mike” Wizowski

Johnny J. Worthington III/Randall “Randy” Boggs

Nadia Petrov/Taylor Harbrooke

Night In The Woods

Angus Delaney/Greggory Lee

Bea Santello/Mae Borowski

Casey Hartley/Greggory Lee

Levy/Steve Skriggins

Jeremy “Germ Warfare” Warton/Selma Ann “Selmers” Forrester

Outlast

Edward “Eddie” Gluskin (The Groom)/Terry “Theresa” Harriss (OC)

Portal/2

Adventure Core/Fact Core

Cave Johnson/Caroline

Cave Johnson/Evil Cave Johnson

Chell/GLaDOS

Companion Cube/Turret

Logic Core/Curiosity Core

Weighted Cube/Defective Turret

Wheatley/Space Core

Prince Of Persia: Sands Of Time (Movieverse)

Garsiv/Dastan

Princess And The Goblin

Prince Froglip/Princess Irene

Rick And Morty

Abradolf Lincoler/Nancy

Birdperson/Tammy Gueterman

Brad/Morty Smith

Greaser Morty/Punk Morty

Lucius Needful/Summer Smith

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith (in all/most incarnations)

Summer Smith/Jessica

Regular Show

Don/Rigby

Mordecai/Rigby

Skips/Benson

Rocket Power

Lars Rodriguez/Twister Rodriguez

Otto Rocket/Sam Dullard

Saw

John Kramer/Amanda Young

Lawrence Gordon/Adam Faulkner

Logan Nelson/David (Saw .5)

Lukas Faulkner (OC)/Adam Faulkner

Lukas Faulkner (OC)/David (Saw .5)

Lukas Faulkner (OC)/Scott Tibbs

Lynn Denlon/Amanda Young

Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm

Scott Tibbs/Adam Faulkner

Scott Tibbs/Lark

Silent Hill

Butcher/Valtiel

Pyramid Head/Alessa Gilespie

Walter Sullivan/Murphey Pendleton

South Park

Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Firkle

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Kyle Broflovski

Christophe “Ze Mole”/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens

Craig Tucker/Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak

Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Damien Thorn/Firkle

Damien Thorn/Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Eric Cartman/Bebe Stevens

Eric Cartman/Firkle

Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger

Filmore Anderson/Firkle

Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak

Ike Broflovski/Firkle

Kenny McCormick/Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Kenny McCormick/Firkle

Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Kenny McCormick/Leopold “Butters” Stotch

Kevin McCormick/Firkle

Michael/Pete

Michael/Firkle

Mike Makowski/Firkle

Mike Makowski/Larry

Nathan/Firkle

Quaid/Filmore Anderson

Quaid/Firkle

Red/Henrietta Biggle

Ryan Ellis/Larry

Scott Malkinson/New Kid

Scott Tenorman/Firkle

Stan Marsh/Firkle

Stan Marsh/Gregory Of Yardale

Stan Marsh/Pete

Stan Marsh/Gary Harrison

Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger

Trent Boyett/Firkle

Token Black/Clyde Donnovan

Token Black/Clyde Donnovan/Bebe Stevens

Team Fortress 2 (I have OC’s for this)

Demoman/Soldier

Engineer/Medic

Heavy/Medic

Pyro/Medic

Pyro/Scout

Pyro/Sniper

Sniper/Medic

Sniper/Scout

Soldier/Engineer

Spy/Scout

Spy/Sniper/Scout

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leonardo/Donatello

Raphael/Casey Jones

Raphael/Michelangelo

Until Dawn

Billy Bates/Mike Munroe

Josh Washington/Chris

Josh Washington/Mike Munroe

Matt/Chris

Matt/Mike Munroe

Matt/Mike Munroe/Jessica/Sam/Billy Bates

Mike Munroe/Jessica

Mike Munroe/Sam

The Walking Dead

Glen Rhee/Daryl Dixon

Merle Dixon/Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes/Daryl Dixon

We’re Back

Louis/Cecilia Nuthatch

Yami No Matsuei/Descendents Of Darkness

Hisoka Kurosaki/Asato Tsuzuki

Seiichiro Tatsumi/Yutaka Watari

Zootopia

Chief Bogo/Benjamin Clawhauser

Finnick/Gideon Grey

Larry/Gary

Nick Wilde/Judy Hopps

Pronk Oryx-Antlerson/Bucky Oryx-Antlerson

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okay im gonna just try and write down all my damn pokemon i can remember from every generation fuck fuck i know i could never get ALL OF THEM cos it was at least 100 each gen but i can hopefully remember my main teams??

~ Sun and Moon Team ~

Pulcinella the male Primarina (Egotistical smarmy jerk-with-a-heart-of-gold celebrity boy) Herald the female Mimikyu (nice grandma + amateur newspaper reporter, sends them back to the other ghosts at the thrifty megamart) Charlene the female Golisopod (never really thought of a personality for her? I didnt originally intend to use her but then she was really good and i love golisopod’s design?? so i just named her randomly after charon cos wimpod is kinda shaped like his hair, lol) (i think maybe one of those cowardly characters who’s brave when she needs to protect her friends? like eduardo from foster’s home for imaginary friends) Suspenders the female Lurantis (stoic samurai type, but also very sweet, naive and a little ditsy. easily gullible to pulcinella’s pranks cos she just takes everything seriously with samurai honor.) Ampere the female alolan Raichu (sweet mom friend of the group, makes everyone pancakes and mitigates all the conflicts. you’d think herald would outrank her in mumsiness but she’s more like the eccentric grandma who encourages her kids to misbehave, lol) Sherbet the male Muk (super chipper cuddly little toddler type fella who luv and support he friends) (OH GOD i caught a shiny muk in bw2 and i was gonna say they were cousins and i was so excited to have them finally meet.. aaaa... T_T) (THE COUSIN IS NAMED NOUGAT AND HE IS ALSO A SUPER CHIPPER CUDDLY BABY AND NOW HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS FUCKIN DEAD) (god that gives him a plotline to differentiate him from his alolan version but GEEZ i didnt want it to happen like that...)

and honorary member Neopolitan the Kadabra who was on the team early on but got replaced with Charlene cos when SuMo first came out there was a dumb glitch that prevented kadabra from learning one move in its learnset and it was just STUCK WITH NO ATTACKING MOVES FOR 20 LEVELS GEEZ but neopolitan was still a supportive friend yes possibly personality like that monk robot guy from overwhetch?

also honorary member: that leavanny that my friend Beezah traded me and i spent ages training it up to level 80 to rematch her and i NEVER GOT TO DO IT I think his name might have been cedric?? or some other c name??

~ X and Y Team ~

Didnt really think of personalities for these ones or have any big attatchment to them, except that the game came out on my birthday by some strange coincidence. funny how we’ve gone from that to losing games on my birthday! the xy birthday was like the only time my birthday hasnt been GIANT MISFORTUNE in the last seven years, and the only time i managed to meet up with any irl friends and have some sort of a party. so i guess i’ll remember that fondly about XY even though the story was possibly my least favourite in the series.

Namaqua the male Greninja Jayus the male Aromatisse (named for an OC of mine at the time, who’s also my steam handle!) Dwedd the female Gourgeist (who was actually my most powerful pokemon in sun and moon competitive?? god im gonna miss her now)

and I’m seriously struggling to remember if there were any others :P

~ ORAS Team ~

I played both versions of this so my team was kinda huger? Still not super memorable as a generation, tho. one of the ones im least depressed about but more depressed than xy. but still depressed about all of them. AAAAA

York the female Blaziken Roquefort the female Swampert (a duo! i played with both of them as my starters cos i only played a little bit of alpha sapph before switching to omega rube for the main playthru. i just love tabitha!) (oh and they were named for some of my ocs at the time.) Wesley the male Charizard (actually got him in XY but never used him there) Seraphim the female Salamence (REALLY sad about this one cos she was a gift from my friend Zoe whom i’ve now lost contact with, same one who gave me the birthday party when xy came out, same one who traded me like EIGHTY OTHER POKEMON ACROSS ALL MY GAMES and LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE ONCE and WAS AN AMAZING PERSON) Nick the female Gyarados (also traded from zoe. it was named after her fish who died :< I LET HER DOWNNNNNNNN) Tanka the female Gardevoir (just a shoutout to the one i had back when i first played the original rse as a kid, but lost along the way. it was also my username and the name of like forty different ocs for every fandom i had as a kid? i just thought it was a cool word. its the name of a type of poem i heard in class once) Pascal the female Ludicolo (Only one who i gave any sort of personality to. I kinda liked her so much she was more like my starter? i felt like she was a super chill badass. repurpose all those old chuck norris memes for pascal!) Lockjaw the female Banette and Hex the male Mismagius (actually pokemon i made as ocs for a team galactic fanfic i never wrote. usually i make pokemon ocs based on mons i caught, but these ones i went out and caught them to match the story. spent so long chaining mons to find a story-fitting nature for lockjaw that i stumbled onto a shiny shuppet along the way?? i was like “fuck but that isnt what i asked for, but i’ll take it anyway” XD) (oh and i named the shiny shuppet Chuckie) (oh and lockhjaw and hex were meant to be the rest of charon’s pokemon team to give him enough for a decent boss battle)

~ BW Team ~

Anotehr generation i didnt really enjoy? honestly there was a large gap between sinnoh and sun and moon where none of the main plots grabbed me. i still enjoyed the gameplay and the increased graphics for all the cool areas and stuff, tho! im just a plot lover so SuMo bumped the series back up from “just consistantly good” to “the best game ever” But strangely enough I did get really attatched to these guys, even if i didnt really think up personalities and backstories for all of them

Shogunkora the male Samurott (Back when i was in highschool i drank so much caffeine it was like a running joke i was ‘that cola kid’ so i just named my starter after a dumb attempt at ‘cola in a japanese accent’. Ugh, past-me!) (But Shogunkora was actually a casuality long before this! I lost him during the time i was transferring pokemon using a friend’s BW cartridge. I actually had to sell my BW game cos i was preparing to run away from my abusive parents and live in a homeless shelter. Thankfully i did indeed survive that! i had to pick on only one game to keep and of course it was sinnoh. But then i ended up losing the cartridge when i moved house and then finding it earlier this year and then causing me to buy bw2 and put the sun cartridge down and.. well, you know the rest.) Boku the female Leavanny (named as an in-joke cos my roselia was Ore in sinnoh. also a casualty who got lost in that hectic transfer.. alas...) Alviss the male Roggenrola (I was very fond of that pun. He managed to survive, and i even got to pet him in sun and moon! I miss him... gahh.. he survived so much and it was all for nothing...) Flint the male Lampent (i only just finally was able to evolve him in sun and moon, thanks to beezah’s help! i miss him tooooo... fuckkkk...)

~ DPPT Team ~

THE GOLDEN ONES god that was back when i was so extra into pokemon, aaa it legit helped me survive thru abusive dad times i got so atattched to sinnoh and all of these lil guys... fuckkkk...

Ore the male Roserade (Personality was like a cheerful and goofily oblivious typical shonen action hero, but like.. eight. He had a sad backstory where he was befriended by a kind old blind human back when he was a wild pokemon, and then some sort of tragedy burned down the forest and killed both that human and all of his family. And also burned off his hands. I mean, he’s a plant so he can grow those flowers back, but it was still super traumatic. So he took up his trainer’s sword in his burnt off hand stumps and promised to avenge him, and thus gained a magical girl style transformation into a human, somehow...??) (the theme for this party was ‘gijinkas’ and i thought it would be cool if there was a different reason behind it for everyone. he was the more magical type.) (oh and he really liked sandwiches) (oh and he was comic relief a lot cos he was a pokemon who turned into a human instead of vice versa. like ariel in the little mermaid where she combs her hair with the fork. HOW DOES HUMAN WORK) Mangos the female shiny Luxray (traded to me by another best friend that i lost touch with long ago, Clash. I miss her too, it sucks that now all i have is one well-protected drawing of an oc she gave me in high school to remember her by..) (anyway, Mangos fit into this random plotline by being the opposite to Ore. she was a human who got turned into a half-pokemon through an evil genetic experiment. And she balanced him out by being an ultra stern and serious mom figure. She was actually a policeman as a human, so she kicked a lot of ass!) (I know that this whole serious personality doesnt really fit with a name like mangos but shiny luxray looks like mangos) Zene the male Infernape (another shonen hero type comic relief guy?? but he was a teenager and comparatively buff, i guess? i didnt realize these two were so samey despite being opposite elements lol. i guess just the difference is that zene did more comic relief and ore did more cuteness factor) (he was also the least developed one in terms of backstory for being in this half-pokemon heroes team. I just knew that he was some sort of martial artist trainee who wanted to be the best, and that was still his goal after he got superpowers, rather than actually saving the world and all. he’d always recklessly get into fights and have no sense of danger, just HEY THAT THING LOOKS DEADLY LEMME PROVE IM DEADLIER) (oh but i did think way too much about how the law would work in this situation?? like, he was depressed and ended up joining this travelling group cos he got banned from the martial arts tournement he was in. having pokemon superpowers would put him at an unfair advantage.) (oh, i think actually his powers were just genetic or something? like it was a mystical power his whole family line had, but he was an orphan so he didnt know until he hit puberty and started breathing fire. but comedically he thought it was because he ate a magical riceball instead. “it was supernaturally yummy!”) Gaspar the male Haunter (Actually came from that one memorable trollish trade in sinnoh where that lady offers you a haunter and it doesnt evolve into gengar, DAMN YOU. i was determined to love him forever to spite her!) (oh and he eventually did evolve into gengar in xy due to a friend trade and me forgetting to tell her not to evolve him. i’d gotten really attatched to him as a haunter so i was sad for a while before realizing it was dumb and that i might have made my friend think i was mad at her?? thankfully we worked it all out!) (Gaspar’s gijinkaness was literally just... i Died.) (He was a human from the 1920s or something who died horribly and came back as a ghost to avenge his own death. but then after he avenged it he continued to exist, and he floated around aimlessly for a long time before learning to appreciate his second chance and form a new life and a new family. He was like the goofy sitcom dad of the team!) (oh, and he liked candy. i still maintain the headcanon that all ghost pokemon like sweet things!)

~ RSE Team ~

These guys actually were also part of my sinnoh team, but they originated from RSE. I didnt really get attatched to my pokemon in rse or gsc cos i was still salty over having my yellow cartirdge stolen and losing my starter raichu that i loved. TOOK THIS LONG FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN, EH? *cries forever*

Reaper the male Sneasel (My honorary starter and oldest pokefriend. I miss him the most.. fuck..) (He was like.. kinda sirius black from harry potter? but teenage? and like.. trying to be serious? like, a total goober prankster loveable uncle figure but he wants everyone to think he’s a brooding dark antihero, and gets flustered whenever his true cuteness slips through. He looked like squall from ff8 except with dark skin and sunglasses??) (He was also someone who was a pokemon with human powers, instead of a human with pokemon powers. But he adapted a lot better to human society, he was just like.. pride at being wild? He hated the idea of being captured by a trainer, or now the idea of losing his true self and becoming like those humans he hated. So all his moments of failing to pass as human were more cos he refused to lower himself and do [insert normal thing here], rather than cos he was oblivious like Ore. But he actually did end up getting a soft spot for his trainer and becoming like a dad figure to her, like how mangos was a mom to ore and zene, and gaspar was the grandpa/dad to everyone in general. I had quite a complex set of relationships worked out for everyone!) (oh, and yeah, they had a trainer! cos i mean i was playing the game, of course they did. but it was more like the one token powerless human on a team of magical girls and boys. she just pretended to be their trainer so they could travel around pretending to be normal pokemon when necessary. and they were all bffs and protected her cos she didnt have parents. she was kind of a self insert..) (oh, and reaper’s backstory was that he was one of the shadow pokemon captured by team cipher, and then when he got rescued and purified it somehow gave him superpowers too or something. he was blessed by celebi and was like the chosen hero of that legendary. But he didnt wanna, he just wanted to use his new human feet to go buy booze and stuff XD) (i actually did get him in collosseum and he was my fave and best and i kept him forever and now he’s fucking gone) (fuck) Nether the male Sableye (Basically my oc Malachi?? its been all these years and i just suddenly recently revived his plot concept as his own character in his own original story. I hope maybe now i could do that with all the others in some way, so i dont forget them..) (he was all the same back then, down to dying from being bricked up inside a basement. except he became a magical gijinka instead of a more normal ghost.) (oh and this version had him as an adult instead of a child, and his personality was... vague? he started off as a loki-ish trickster and then was a complete jerk and then was the comic relief and then was a gym leader and blablabla. At one point he was even Reaper’s boyfriend, which is ridiculous now this character is a kid instead! (tho he’s still remained bisexual in honor of that) Funnily enough he was also Reaper’s sworn enemy gary oak rival at some point too!) (Basically he was the least developed personality-wise, so i dont feel bad that i changed him quite a bit as malachi. it doesnt feel like a change and more like i finally figured out what i originally wanted to do with him.)

~ RBY virtual console team ~

aaaargh only just got them and already lost them whyyyy

Chuppy the male Raichu (reincarnation of the first pokemon i ever got on my original Yellow cartridige, which got stolen because kids are ASSHOLES) (i cried for days and i feel like doing it again right now.. how little life changes...) Starlet the female Clefable Gumdrop the Nidoqueen

i didnt even have time to love you enouuuuughhh

i didnt love any of them enough aaaa

god this made me sad

but at least now i wont forget any of those memories

probably??

i dunno how to tag this so i dont forget

[ao3feed-saintseiya]

X-PECTERS

AO3: https://ift.tt/2DGz9Fy

by Midosgarden

AU. 1985. A group of twelve people escape from a clandestine laboratory to an uncertain fate. A world where humans with special abilities called "mutants" hide under the facade of ordinary people and strive to survive. Disaster, friendship, love, and heartbreak. What will the future bring?

Words: 3528, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Saint Seiya

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Pandora (Saint Seiya), Wyvern Rhadamanthys, Garuda Aiacos, Griffon Minos, Balron René, Harpy Valentine, Sphinx Pharaoh, Papillon Myu, Alraune Queen, Basilisk Sylphid, Acheron Charon, Minotaur Gordon, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Hades (Saint Seiya), Original Characters

Additional Tags: Multishipping probably, Love Triangles, Friendship/Love, Family Fluff, Slow Burn, Bisexuality, Mystery, Murder Mystery, Mutants, Mutant Powers, AU, 80's, Drama, Humor, Angst, Romance, Platonic Relationships, Sexual Content, Mild Sexual Content, Non-existent location, High School, Suspense, References to Drugs, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Canon X OC - Freeform, Action

AO3: https://ift.tt/2DGz9Fy