#charlie thought it ment his friend was having a baby

[vaggietheangel]

Angel:*pushing a pram*

Charlie:Awwww, Angel, who are you babysitting for?

Charlie:*opens hood of pram*

Fat nuggets:🐷🐷🐷

[i-enjoythings]

My favorite quotes

Spoilers for jrwi riptide

Yumi: Sense when did you learn Spanish?

Jschlatt: I'm bilingual

Yumi: I thought you were bisexual

Jschlatt: *puts foot on bike Yumi is pushing* well that too

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Tommy: there's only one way to unclog this *intense slurping noises" aaAAhh muddy! All uncloged

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Jschlatt: Charlie go circumcise this man! Go circumcise him!

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Charlie: can we get dream on? Is he a lobster?

Jschlatt: he's not a lobster

Charlie: why

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Charlie: I'm all blood below the dick

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Grizzly: I ended it with them finding a blue fish man

Charlie: I'm literally teal

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Charlie: your blood is worms

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Gillion: listen chip I don't know what part of this was lost on your human culture but what you just did was vulgar and foul and in no world or culture acceptable. *turn to the priest and flashes his tits*

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Gillion: the thing about improv is no one knows what will happen next *starts eating sand*

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Chip: she has hair, and eyes. teeth too

Gooblek: no. She has no teeth. She has no teeth

Chip: oh ya she has no teeth and and it's ok it feels better

Charlie: *screaming*

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Charlie: I got a seven on that survival check by the way

Grizzly: you try to help but you are inside the soup

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Jay: hey chip is it getting hotter in here?

Chip: ya a little bit

Jay: I don't think it's the sex talk

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Charlie: gooblek doesn't know how physics work. Gooblek comes on the ground.

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Jay: gooblek do you bleed?

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*a really touching moment between chip and jay*

Felipe: wait gooblek

Gooblek: felipee

Felipe: don't go

Gooblek: why

Felipe: because we're friends

Gooblek: what does that mean

Felipe: that means I mean like you're baby bro I'm baby bro this is big bro

Gooblek: we baby we baby

Felipe: babies gotta stick together

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Jay: *pulls out vial of white liquid*

Gillion: what the fuck

DM grizzly: it's clear liquid you fucking weirdo. Ya she pulls out some cum!

Gillion: oh cool jay

Felipe: wait why do you have that

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Sword dad: he has softer hands

Gillion: *puts sword back in boat*

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Gooblek: *hidden somewhere on the ship and whispers* and I want to stay on ship forever

Chip: what the fuck

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Gillion: can we wait till hes awake before you guys take my grandpa's clothes off?

Chip: you've read his books gil, I don't think he'd mind

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Gillion: oh gods he's probably going to wake up to me being stabbed to death by a frog

Chip: that he is

Jay: you wanted that tho gillion

Gillion: yaa

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Dre: ya he wrote some pretty kinky stories *pause* Lucky for you he might be able to tell you some of them himself

Gillion: I'm good

Dre: I mean uh. I ment the adventures

Gillion: that I'd like

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Gillion: now let's see how many balls you have. Is that the saying?

Chip: it's two

Gillion: what..?

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Charlie: *saluting* I wanna be slapped with butter! Call me a butter boy again sir!

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Chip: I'd like to teach you a new word come.

Gillion: I already know cum

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Finn Tidestrider: pepa got around

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