#charlai

[brackgiraffe]

[criceofpain]

📓 spill bbg

this was actually published in my old blog but i never got to finish it soooo this is guy.exe

THIS IS KINDA LONG SOOOOOO BEAR WITH ME

yes this is inspired by superfruit's "guy.exe" yes SIX FEET TALL AND SUPER STRONG WE ALWAYS GET ALONG

there's a backstory that comes with this: high-schooler soobin got rejected by his ultimate crush arin and even got shamed in public for it. as he enters uni, he programs a software that lets people construct their dream guys in an app and then an android with the qualities they've chosen gets delivered to their doorstep.

now onto the main story:

y/n has a crush on riki but he clearly doesn't want anything to do with her. sad that she got rejected too many times, she runs to her best friend for help and they accidentally stumble on the guy.exe app. she gives it a try, inputting almost the same qualities as riki, except for his coldness and all his negative traits. after a few days nothing happens...

... until a big ass box arrives on her doorstep. it was an android that looked just exactly like riki, and his name is cheolsu-1130.

cheolsu took care of her–cooked for her, hugged her, made sure she's prepared before going to uni, hadeverything she would want in a dream guy. however, she had to keep one thing in mind–don't let him anywhere outside her apartment.

so she starts to feel less pain when seeing riki bc cheolsu was there, and riki was starting to find it suspicious that she's back to normal after his rejection. since they were teammates in a project, they start to grow closer, which angers chulsoo who you forgot to switch off before leaving your apartment.

chulsoo's jealous mode automatically activates and as per the warnings provided in the manual when he first came, an android's jealous mode is irreversible and can only be fixed by the programmer–soobin. the problem is, soobin is in japan for a business trip and there was no way to contact him.

chulsoo starts attacking riki, and that's when the human makes sense of all that's happening. y/n confesses to him in the process and tells him that she "wanted to get over riki through chulsoo" on a whim instead of telling him that she took riki's rejection badly, which triggers chulsoo's destruction mode. the android holds her captive in soobin's old workstation and riki now has to find ways to disable the android and save her. (because apparently you can't just crush androids to death bc they're battery powered)

in the end, riki manages to destroy chulsoo using a kill code he found on an old, unreleased manual, thanks to a close friend of soobin (yeonjun). he also crushes the android's motherboard in the process.

riki starts to develop a soft spot for y/n and he realizes how cute she is :D he figured she could use more humanly interaction (aka physical touch)

the next day, news announces that guy.exe has been discontinued by the creator himself, and that all existing androids will be completely shut down after the chulsoo incident. he now has arin begging on her knees apologizing for her past actions btw, because he's glowed tf up so so good.

[kneworder]

snl love island sketch you will always be famous. she's got a great personatalie.

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Charlay Ander, 2023

[wowcats]

important little man at coordinates 67.99 - 22.90 in dornogal, I'll let you find him for yourself because I lost my fucking mind when I first saw him

Oath Gate, Dornogal

Charlay!!! A very big, beautiful, and VERY IMPORTANT little man ❤

[az-cain]

Rhet abbot laughing at you corrupting small children by explaining the kinds of cows on a car trip. There’s milk cows and meat cows, and Black and white=milk cows, brown and white=chocolate milk cows, buttery charlais make butter etc and wondering the best way to deprogram the littles. (Based on my childhood car rides and my funny assed dad)

Thanks for consideration

Omg yes this.

You’re on a road trip w y’all’s kids— two, maybe three if you have twins— and your youngest is pointing out the animals.

A few hours in, you get bored and decently annoyed. “Did you know that the brown and white ones make chocolate milk, baby?”

Rhett’s head whips to you, eyes wide and lips restraining a laugh. “WHAT?” Rips the incredulous cry from the back seat.

“Yup. And the white ones are called Buttery Charolais because they make butter.”

Rhett’s struggling not to laugh now, shoulders shaking as he clutches the steering wheel.

—

It’s five more years before your oldest realizes this is utter bullshit (pun absolutely intended) and addresses the betrayal.

“MAMAAAAAAAA!!” She bellows through the house when she arrives home.

“YESSSS?” You bellow back.

“MRS. RODRICK SAYS YOU LIED ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!”

[deputy-buck]

Tag Game

Tagged by @ronald-speirs ilysm Mar thank you for tagging me (I'm slowly working through all the other things you tagged me in!!)

Rules: Shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then tag five mutuals.

This playlist is labeled Dirty South Crunk Rap and uhh, it's all I listen to while doing yard work, spreading grass seed and crip walking- jokes... I can't crip walk...

Knuck If You Buck (Feat. Lil' Scrappy) - Crime Mob

Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It - Dem Franchize Boyz, Peanut, Charlay

Camelot - NLE Choppa

Yeah Glo! Extended Version - GloRilla (CURBAN CURBAN MY SHIT IN LAYERS HOE!!)

Primetime - BigXThaPlug

Tagging: @lispenard-street @jesterlesbian @kafka-ohdear @thewindyoubargainedfor @corkyviolet @arbor-tristis

[songbird-sunrise]

tommy ;_; i got the slime guy's comm it's so sticky and gross and horrible @goofygoop

oh fuck its that slimy guy holy shit whats up charlay

[spiralfucker]

Yesss I’m DJing a Halloween party next weekend DJ charlay is backkkkk

[ammiemarie]

I Can't Complain

Currently Listening Lean Wit It Rock Wit It By Dem Franchize Boyz (Ft Peanut & Charlay) Coming Undone Wit It - feat. Korn

i can't complain.

i've had a good week.. everything was alright.. there was a few minor glitches, but over all it was good.. :) like JUNIORS KICKED THE SENIORS ASSES AT THE BASKETBALL GAME. Oh yeah. bitches got served. :P oh i so didn't just say that.. anyways so i wanted to have a minor get together this weekend.. but my mother is a hooker.. so it shall be next weekend.. oh and then one of my friends popped out of no where in school this week for a visit because he had moved to Philidelphia, PA.. i was shocked out of my mind. but i was definitely happy :) okay and let's see what else happened.. oh yeah we had a dance on top of the tables in Downie's room. good going.

Amber: why did you think of me? cuz i'm nuts Me: yes amber. Me: because you're a nut case. Me: dear god. Me: give me my cashews back you damn almond. Amber: well how do i know you don't work for the fbi trying to get me inot shit Amber: into Me: you're right Me: how do you not know Me: o.O Amber: idk Me: that's right amber Me: i work for the CIA. Me: i've been tracking you down since 1997. Me: we know your every move. Amber: damn i am hard to get huh Me: and yes, we were in the shower that one time in band camp. Amber: bitches Amber: i knew someone was there Me: yes, amber it was… us.

Ammie

[doggieheaven2008]

Storp Charlay………

[filbertoossani]

Charlay Cay Tre ghost form

[ironborealis]

Wait wait galaxy brain thoughts here --

In an AU where the figure out Palpetine's a Sith a bit sooner :

Mace Windu is retired from the stage because "I want to be left alone" officially, but unofficially he got promoted to the Council and doesn't have time for hobbies outside the Temple.

One of his biggest fans pre-retirement, who shows up at every opening night, hangs out at the gala specifically to talk (gush) about Mace's brilliant turn as Mak-Bet in The Mon Cala Play, and get an autograph for his fictional nibling: Sheev Palpetine.

(Sheev knows Mace is a Jedi, but talent is talent, and dramatic stage arts are his only Sith weakness)

Council discovers Palpetine's the Sith. Council starts a headcount to see how fast and how many Jedi can they call back before the Sith makes a move, maybe Anakin can spy on the Chancellor --

Not necessary, Mace assures them, they have some time because he has A Plan, calls up an old director friend, and suddenly the holonet is tearing itself apart because Mace Windu will be making a triumphant return to the stage as Do-Ker Charlay in a new production of The Valachord Lesson next month.

Hold off on Order 66 boys and girls, Sheev's too busy using force-lightning on scalper bots trying to get front row center tickets for the first week of performances without having to pawn a Sith artifact.

Taking some pages out of Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich's playbooks, Mace offers a private meet and greet to the Supreme Chancellor on opening night, and of course in deference to the threats on the Chancellor's life he will meet him in his dressing room entirely in the nude to assure him that this is not a secret assassination plot.

(This is the point where Sheev should have realized the Jedi were on to him, but One. Sith. Weakness.)

Once the Chancellor agrees it's time for the Jedi to put on the best little show to save the Republic

Anakin was not invited because everyone knows he hates theater/opera. The only time he willingly goes without a bunch of whining about how he's bored is when Palpetine invites him.

Obi-Wan is just relieved that he's not playing honeypot this time. He's excited to be the lead electrician operating the spotlight in the catwalk.

Quinlan, Tholme, and Ayala have fully invested themselves in the roles of beleaguered head costumer / make-up artist / hair stylist.

Yoda is stage manager.

Sheev shows up backstage and is ambushed by Mace Windu holding only his actual lightsaber and 50 Jedi cast and crew who quickly turn him into a lightsaber pin cushion.

Anakin, who was invited to attend by Palpetine but has not recognized that the man whose face and name are on all the playbills and posters is THAT Mace Windu feels the shift in the Force and joins in on the fun, not realizing until it's too late that Palpetine's the Sith they've all been stabbing backstage. (This incident will spur Anakin to be assessed by neuropsychologist who diagnosis him with face blindness among many other diagnoses).

Mace Windu wins a Honorary Award at the Corusc-ony Awards for saving the Republic through the power of theatre.

The End

(References:

1. "I want to be left alone" - Greta Garbo on her retirement.

2. Macbeth aka The Scottish Play in theatre circles.

3. Fuck scalper bots and Ticketmaster.

4. Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich both allegedly (take with a pound of rock salt) had similar plans to assassinate Hitler that involved being in a room with him alone and naked.

5. Samuel L. Jackson was nominated for a 2022 Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for his role as Doaker Charles in The Piano Lesson by August Wilson.

6. By operating the spotlight in the catwalks, Obi-Wan maintains the highest of grounds at all times.

7. All of Quinlan's costume designs are sleeveless. Aayla has no clue what to do with humanoid hair so it's pigtails and headbands for everyone. They both get nominations for their work come awards season.

8. Turns out Anakin has been using people's Force signatures to identify them all these years instead of their faces, which explains how no one caught on, but does bring up questions about how he was fooled by the Rako Hardeen incident, not to mention how he missed that his friend the Chancellor's a SITH...

9. Coruscanti Tony Awards and a hat tip to Samuel L Jackson's Honorary Award at the Oscars in 2022)

Happy Birthday Ian McDiarmid

[doverstar]

PART TWO. 002 - Caspian/Lucy. \\ 003 - I don't think you said a single word about Edmund your whole previous post, so, Edmund!

I didn’t say anything about Edmund, but of course he’s wonderful!

How great are you, Charlai, that you would send me a follow-up? You’re so cool.

002 | Lucian (The Chronicles of Narnia)

When I started shipping them: The other day. I’m not kidding. Like two days ago, I was talking to my sister after having just finished re-reading The Last Battle (my favorite book in the series) and gushing about how I ship Tirian with Lucy, and she immediately responded with her deep love for Lucy/Caspian, and proceeded to explain how it made sense. I went on with my not-exactly-in-order re-reading of the series and read some pieces of The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader and…yeah. She’s right. SO cute.

My thoughts: He’s this lovely golden-haired boy king who is so polite and so chivalrous and hardcore, and technically he’d probably be Lucy’s age (though ALSO technically, she’s like generations older than him from Narnia’s viewpoint?). And he’s already in awe of the Queens and Kings of Old (Pevensies). Lucy is so darling and faithful and strong in the best ways, and how can he not be attracted to her? SHE’S THE ONLY GIRL ON THIS BOAT, YOUR HIGHNESS, YOU DON’T MEET A GIRL LIKE THAT EVERY DY-NA-STY. And if it hadn’t been for Lilliandil (daughter of a frickin’ STAR, Caspian’s cold future queen), and had Lucy stayed in Narnia a bit longer, I am confident they would have made an easy, sweet couple who never did anything wrong, ever. And I also have been listening to True Like Your Name by Steve Moakler, and that’s now their ‘song’ to me. I’m such an ear of corn.

What makes me happy about them: I think I just wrote about half of it up there (oops), but while Peter and Susan are not characters I could really ship with anyone (I can’t even handle well-made, believeable OCs, I just don’t ship them, no matter who it is, which is a bummer) I can easily ship Lucy with someone. And Edmund, though I can think of few people for him in Narnia’s map. Lucy apparently was the Queen of Old who every Narnian prince wanted for their king (I know Susan had suitors, too) and Caspian clearly has desirable qualities. I just think they’d be so adorable. Thank you, sister, for endearing me to them. This is all your fault.

What makes me sad about them: Lucy has to leave and live a dull life in our world, and Caspian meanwhile lives a lifetime in Narnia, marrying Lilliandil and dying nice and old, and for Lucy that’s just, what? Five years have gone by? Since the last time she saw him? They don’t see each other again till they’re in Aslan’s Country, and that’s no place to be concerned with flighty, silly things like romance. Ew. But yeah, it sucks that they were torn apart like that. It would be more painful, though, if Lewis had given us many hints between the two. Luckily, we were spared.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: STOP MAKING THE CHILDREN KISS. THEY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. HAVE SOME SELF-CONTROL. Also, I know it’s hard not to be jealous of Lilliandil, but Lucy is better than that. Caspian would never leave his country, his people, to go with Lucy to England. And guys: neither of them would blame Aslan. That’s what’s dangerous about writing for Narnia with a ship that canonically doesn’t make it. Lucy would never be angry with Aslan for ‘separating them’. And Caspian wouldn’t either. If Aslan says it’s time to go, you go. Lucy especially. She goes. Aslan is more important than her crush! One of the biggest parts of Lucy’s character is her relationship with Aslan. She represents the faithful Christian. Make her the faithful Christian, and she’ll be accurate.

Things I look for in fanfic: Like every fanfic I actually read, the characters had better sound like themselves. Caspian doesn’t say yeah. He says yes. Lucy doesn’t say great. She says hurray. She’s from the 1940′s, or 50′s. And he’s from a medieval magical land. Also, like I said, I don’t love reading fics that don’t understand the characters. I feel like (I could be wrong) the best way to write for Narnia (if you’re brave enough to tackle it at all) is to write it with the knowledge that this is a Christian story, with Christian themes throughout. Caspian and Lucy are not gonna be all over each other. Aslan is not just some magic kingly lion. He’s the Lion. He’s supposed to be Jesus. If you’re going to put him in there at all, be darn careful how he’s portrayed, even if he’s just mentioned.

My wishlist: I would like for Caspian to magically become fair-haired, the way he’s supposed to be, in the film adaptation of The Last Battle, please? That’s all I can realistically want. Ben Barnes is fantastic. But he never looked like Caspian to me.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Caspian already ended up with Lilliandil, which I guess is fine. We wouldn’t have The Silver Chair if he hadn’t, so I’ll live. And Lu is a good Christian girl who don’t need no man. …But we all know Tirian is enchanted with her, so I wouldn’t mind that!

My happily ever after for them: Chillin’ in Aslan’s Country for eternity with their dearest friends. OHHHH, FISH FISH I GOT MY WISH.003 | Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

How I feel about this character: Edmund is the emotional pinnacle of character development in the series. C.S. Lewis made the perfect redemption story, especially geared towards children, with this one character. First book he’s a little snot–a traitor–and he acts so believably miserable and awful. Like he’s the worst he could be for his age (probably 9 or 10). And he thinks such hateful thoughts and he does such wretched things and he goes through crap for it as consequences. And then he’s rescued by Aslan’s people and he has one conversation with the Lion and it changes him forever. And the Witch comes and is like, yo, he’s a traitor and I get to kill him, and Edmund’s scared but he just keeps watching Aslan’s face, and he’s okay. And Aslan dies for Edmund, in his stead. And Edmund freaking breaks the Witch’s wand in the fight for Narnia (9 or 10 years old and he does this) and doesn’t let anybody stop him, and gets wounded for it. Then he becomes King Edmund the Just (JUST!) and he reigns Narnia with so much wisdom and quiet confidence. And in the rest of the series he’s just divine. He loves his family, believes Lucy when nobody else does, and at the slightest mention or hint of Aslan, he’s excited and joyful and ready and it’s so ENDEARING. Like, he is hard to like when you first meet him–not likeable at all, actually–and the change that is evident after coming into contact with Aslan is so beautifully done! And in Prince Caspian? When Edmund follows Lucy to Aslan, always willing to believe the Lion is really there? AND ASLAN SAYS “WELL DONE” TO HIM?

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Actually, some people ship him with Lilliandil and I’m okay with that. Not that she deserves him or anything. And some people apparently also go with Jill Pole/Edmund, but Jill is much too young for him? No. Also, excuse you, Jill would get with Eustace if she were with anybody–

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: I love his relationship with Aslan. And Lucy. And Peter. (That last one especially in the films.)

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t like shipping him with Caspian, get behind me, tainted brains. How dare you defile them like that.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish he could have had more scenes on his own with Aslan–just like Lucy. At least after he was saved. But like I’ve said before, no real complaints. It’s all too wonderful.

Favorite friendship for this character: I like his relationship with Caspian! It’s so easy and genuine. But also with Trumpkin, his D.L.F.

My crossover ship: I bet if I really thought about it, I could find one. Maybe Edmund/Hermione? YIKES, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I like thinking what Edmund might be like fancying some girl, but the girl would have to be pretty spectacular, and I can’t think of a worthy one.Thank you, Charlai. You’re a golden friend!

[hellraiser-gorydays-kwort]

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[journey-of-the-tmnt]

Working on the character layouts still, then we can animate it!