#charlai

[brackgiraffe]

[kneworder]

snl love island sketch you will always be famous. she's got a great personatalie.

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Charlay Ander, 2023

[wowcats]

important little man at coordinates 67.99 - 22.90 in dornogal, I'll let you find him for yourself because I lost my fucking mind when I first saw him

Oath Gate, Dornogal

Charlay!!! A very big, beautiful, and VERY IMPORTANT little man ❤

[az-cain]

Rhet abbot laughing at you corrupting small children by explaining the kinds of cows on a car trip. There’s milk cows and meat cows, and Black and white=milk cows, brown and white=chocolate milk cows, buttery charlais make butter etc and wondering the best way to deprogram the littles. (Based on my childhood car rides and my funny assed dad)

Thanks for consideration

Omg yes this.

You’re on a road trip w y’all’s kids— two, maybe three if you have twins— and your youngest is pointing out the animals.

A few hours in, you get bored and decently annoyed. “Did you know that the brown and white ones make chocolate milk, baby?”

Rhett’s head whips to you, eyes wide and lips restraining a laugh. “WHAT?” Rips the incredulous cry from the back seat.

“Yup. And the white ones are called Buttery Charolais because they make butter.”

Rhett’s struggling not to laugh now, shoulders shaking as he clutches the steering wheel.

—

It’s five more years before your oldest realizes this is utter bullshit (pun absolutely intended) and addresses the betrayal.

“MAMAAAAAAAA!!” She bellows through the house when she arrives home.

“YESSSS?” You bellow back.

“MRS. RODRICK SAYS YOU LIED ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!”

[deputy-buck]

Tag Game

Tagged by @ronald-speirs ilysm Mar thank you for tagging me (I'm slowly working through all the other things you tagged me in!!)

Rules: Shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then tag five mutuals.

This playlist is labeled Dirty South Crunk Rap and uhh, it's all I listen to while doing yard work, spreading grass seed and crip walking- jokes... I can't crip walk...

Knuck If You Buck (Feat. Lil' Scrappy) - Crime Mob

Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It - Dem Franchize Boyz, Peanut, Charlay

Camelot - NLE Choppa

Yeah Glo! Extended Version - GloRilla (CURBAN CURBAN MY SHIT IN LAYERS HOE!!)

Primetime - BigXThaPlug

Tagging: @lispenard-street @jesterlesbian @kafka-ohdear @thewindyoubargainedfor @corkyviolet @arbor-tristis

[songbird-sunrise]

tommy ;_; i got the slime guy's comm it's so sticky and gross and horrible @goofygoop

oh fuck its that slimy guy holy shit whats up charlay

[spiralfucker]

Yesss I’m DJing a Halloween party next weekend DJ charlay is backkkkk

[doggieheaven2008]

Storp Charlay………

[filbertoossani]

Charlay Cay Tre ghost form

[ironborealis]

Wait wait galaxy brain thoughts here --

In an AU where the figure out Palpetine's a Sith a bit sooner :

Mace Windu is retired from the stage because "I want to be left alone" officially, but unofficially he got promoted to the Council and doesn't have time for hobbies outside the Temple.

One of his biggest fans pre-retirement, who shows up at every opening night, hangs out at the gala specifically to talk (gush) about Mace's brilliant turn as Mak-Bet in The Mon Cala Play, and get an autograph for his fictional nibling: Sheev Palpetine.

(Sheev knows Mace is a Jedi, but talent is talent, and dramatic stage arts are his only Sith weakness)

Council discovers Palpetine's the Sith. Council starts a headcount to see how fast and how many Jedi can they call back before the Sith makes a move, maybe Anakin can spy on the Chancellor --

Not necessary, Mace assures them, they have some time because he has A Plan, calls up an old director friend, and suddenly the holonet is tearing itself apart because Mace Windu will be making a triumphant return to the stage as Do-Ker Charlay in a new production of The Valachord Lesson next month.

Hold off on Order 66 boys and girls, Sheev's too busy using force-lightning on scalper bots trying to get front row center tickets for the first week of performances without having to pawn a Sith artifact.

Taking some pages out of Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich's playbooks, Mace offers a private meet and greet to the Supreme Chancellor on opening night, and of course in deference to the threats on the Chancellor's life he will meet him in his dressing room entirely in the nude to assure him that this is not a secret assassination plot.

(This is the point where Sheev should have realized the Jedi were on to him, but One. Sith. Weakness.)

Once the Chancellor agrees it's time for the Jedi to put on the best little show to save the Republic

Anakin was not invited because everyone knows he hates theater/opera. The only time he willingly goes without a bunch of whining about how he's bored is when Palpetine invites him.

Obi-Wan is just relieved that he's not playing honeypot this time. He's excited to be the lead electrician operating the spotlight in the catwalk.

Quinlan, Tholme, and Ayala have fully invested themselves in the roles of beleaguered head costumer / make-up artist / hair stylist.

Yoda is stage manager.

Sheev shows up backstage and is ambushed by Mace Windu holding only his actual lightsaber and 50 Jedi cast and crew who quickly turn him into a lightsaber pin cushion.

Anakin, who was invited to attend by Palpetine but has not recognized that the man whose face and name are on all the playbills and posters is THAT Mace Windu feels the shift in the Force and joins in on the fun, not realizing until it's too late that Palpetine's the Sith they've all been stabbing backstage. (This incident will spur Anakin to be assessed by neuropsychologist who diagnosis him with face blindness among many other diagnoses).

Mace Windu wins a Honorary Award at the Corusc-ony Awards for saving the Republic through the power of theatre.

The End

(References:

1. "I want to be left alone" - Greta Garbo on her retirement.

2. Macbeth aka The Scottish Play in theatre circles.

3. Fuck scalper bots and Ticketmaster.

4. Greta Garbo and Marlene Dietrich both allegedly (take with a pound of rock salt) had similar plans to assassinate Hitler that involved being in a room with him alone and naked.

5. Samuel L. Jackson was nominated for a 2022 Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for his role as Doaker Charles in The Piano Lesson by August Wilson.

6. By operating the spotlight in the catwalks, Obi-Wan maintains the highest of grounds at all times.

7. All of Quinlan's costume designs are sleeveless. Aayla has no clue what to do with humanoid hair so it's pigtails and headbands for everyone. They both get nominations for their work come awards season.

8. Turns out Anakin has been using people's Force signatures to identify them all these years instead of their faces, which explains how no one caught on, but does bring up questions about how he was fooled by the Rako Hardeen incident, not to mention how he missed that his friend the Chancellor's a SITH...

9. Coruscanti Tony Awards and a hat tip to Samuel L Jackson's Honorary Award at the Oscars in 2022)

Happy Birthday Ian McDiarmid

[criceofpain]

📓 spill bbg

this was actually published in my old blog but i never got to finish it soooo this is guy.exe

THIS IS KINDA LONG SOOOOOO BEAR WITH ME

yes this is inspired by superfruit's "guy.exe" yes SIX FEET TALL AND SUPER STRONG WE ALWAYS GET ALONG

there's a backstory that comes with this: high-schooler soobin got rejected by his ultimate crush arin and even got shamed in public for it. as he enters uni, he programs a software that lets people construct their dream guys in an app and then an android with the qualities they've chosen gets delivered to their doorstep.

now onto the main story:

y/n has a crush on riki but he clearly doesn't want anything to do with her. sad that she got rejected too many times, she runs to her best friend for help and they accidentally stumble on the guy.exe app. she gives it a try, inputting almost the same qualities as riki, except for his coldness and all his negative traits. after a few days nothing happens...

... until a big ass box arrives on her doorstep. it was an android that looked just exactly like riki, and his name is cheolsu-1130.

cheolsu took care of her–cooked for her, hugged her, made sure she's prepared before going to uni, hadeverything she would want in a dream guy. however, she had to keep one thing in mind–don't let him anywhere outside her apartment.

so she starts to feel less pain when seeing riki bc cheolsu was there, and riki was starting to find it suspicious that she's back to normal after his rejection. since they were teammates in a project, they start to grow closer, which angers chulsoo who you forgot to switch off before leaving your apartment.

chulsoo's jealous mode automatically activates and as per the warnings provided in the manual when he first came, an android's jealous mode is irreversible and can only be fixed by the programmer–soobin. the problem is, soobin is in japan for a business trip and there was no way to contact him.

chulsoo starts attacking riki, and that's when the human makes sense of all that's happening. y/n confesses to him in the process and tells him that she "wanted to get over riki through chulsoo" on a whim instead of telling him that she took riki's rejection badly, which triggers chulsoo's destruction mode. the android holds her captive in soobin's old workstation and riki now has to find ways to disable the android and save her. (because apparently you can't just crush androids to death bc they're battery powered)

in the end, riki manages to destroy chulsoo using a kill code he found on an old, unreleased manual, thanks to a close friend of soobin (yeonjun). he also crushes the android's motherboard in the process.

riki starts to develop a soft spot for y/n and he realizes how cute she is :D he figured she could use more humanly interaction (aka physical touch)

the next day, news announces that guy.exe has been discontinued by the creator himself, and that all existing androids will be completely shut down after the chulsoo incident. he now has arin begging on her knees apologizing for her past actions btw, because he's glowed tf up so so good.

[journey-of-the-tmnt]

Working on the character layouts still, then we can animate it!

[hellraiser-gorydays-kwort]

BUSBY 🚬BLUT ...

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Ez ryyyda charlay

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Hay common

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🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸🏸

AM I PAKOOO RICH

I FIND SHE'S FRUSTRATED N TAKES HER BEER PEIRPD BLOOD KING OF THE MONTH. HER PEEERS BLOOD.CHLOE🌫🛢

Rite TO YA BOXXX

TAKE A POOP WAYNE GOOD

[rrrauschen]

Alexandre Louvenaz, {2016} Jamir At Home. Episode 6: Charlay varenne

[johndoe020]

TWI; characters in frame.