#character / joseph christiansen.

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

PRELIMINARY ROUND 11

Iron Bull propaganda:

“My friend was like "There's lots of cool options in this game that I know you'll like" but as soon as I saw Iron Bull there was no going back”

Joseph propaganda:

“idk I just wanna watch the world burn sometimes”

[canonqueercharacters]

The canon queer character of the day is:

Joseph Christiansen from Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, who is bisexual.

[daijinboo]

Deuces, nerds.

I love my christian wine mom wife

[veloriium]

theres just something about stupid potentially menacing silly characters i just adore

[artsietango]

Living the Dream Daddy - Chapter 2  is up now!

Chapter 2 for my alternate S tier ending fanfiction for Joseph/Dadsona is now uploaded! In this alternate ending, Joseph starts the divorce process with Mary while committing to the Dadsona. This chapter focuses on their weekend getaway to a beach, and how all of their feelings come back to a head.

Read Chapter 2: A Margaritaville State of Mind on AO3 here!

[heralds-bah-commune]

could you make us a Joseph from Dream Daddy alter? would it be possible to have him be level 4 but not include the likes and dislikes

thank you if you can!

RAAAAH he's literally our favourite dream daddy character. went with the non-canon ending but pls feel free to send us another request if you want a more canon version!

a new flower has blossomed! 🌹

joseph (dream daddy) ... [LVL 4 PACK]

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name(s) ;; joseph christiansen, jo, gabriel, adam

pronouns ;; he/him, hx/hxm, burn/burns, fire/fires, wine/wines, bleed/bleeds

age ;; late 30s

species ;; human (possessed by demon)

gender(s) ;; satrogoric

orientation(s) ;; gay (in denial), polyamorous

role(s) ;; [some options] sensual reliever, religious trauma holder, spiritualist

source ;; dream daddy

sign-off(s) ;; – Joseph 🔥 ; {🔥🍷}

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hex code ;; #DCB4BC (blossom)

personality ;; confident and cunning. hx is paranoid and prone to lashing out at others, but tries to keep that under wraps to maintain hxs appearance. bleed's cheerful in a way that is unsettling to others.

bonus info ;; definitely has lingering feelings for robert + MC from canon

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cisid(s) ;; white, theistic satanist, autistic, bipolar, blond, pastor

transid(s) ;; straight, immortal, popular

trisid(s) ;; harmful

permaid(s) ;; manic

kink/fetish/para(s) ;; conabuse, sadomasochism, haemotophilia, zeusophilia

[canton-everett]

I realised I didn't finish unwell podcast. If I remember correctly I listened only 1-2 seasons. Or maybe just started third season.

Now I'm already on 8 episode of second season.

And I remember why I didn't finish it's because I was so worried about characters (yes I like horror podcasts and I'm worried about characters dieing/suffering).

Also I hate Chester so much. I picture him as Joseph Christiansen from Dream Daddies and I want punch him in his face.

[leastdatablebracket]

ROUND 1.5, MATCH 14

Joseph Christiansen

So many reasons. He's already married, he's a jerk to his wife, he's already slept with at least one of the other romance options. That romance option goes to you before a date with Jospeh and damn near begs you not to be stupid and go with him. The worst part? You put up with all this and he leaves you to "work things out with his wife". She deserves so much better than him! One of the writers even said he's a sociopath. 

Married and a youth minister.

Cheater, cringe man, father of creepy children, possibly evil cultist, left a guy feeling used which said guy also became friends with Joseph's wife who appears to be an alcoholic likely as a coping mechanism since she's married to Joseph

He cheats on his wife, has done so before, lies to you by claiming that he's going to leave his wife when he clearly never intends to (and, in one ending, will even cheerfully suggest that you two continue having an affair in an extremely sleazy way), and judging by the fact that the other guy we know he cheated on his wife with, Robert, hates Joseph and is now very close friends with his wife, it seems clear to me that this whole "purposefully mislead someone into sleeping with you and then later drop the bomb that it was an affair" thing is repeat behavior with him. Also, I just find much of his behavior to be very manipulative and controlling; there are many situations where it seems to me that he's actively trying to paint others in a negative light while still coming off as saintly himself, such as an early scene where he subtly implies his wife is a shitty mom because she *checks notes* let their toddler out of her sight... during a neighborhood barbecue in a fenced-in yard surrounded by trusted adults and other kids. Also notice how in this scene he pushes *her* to go look for their son, rather than just looking himself, all while keeping up his "long-suffering husband" act. (and in other scenes can be found letting his other young children wander off into the woods with sharp implements and visibly not caring, but whatever). He does this with Robert, too -- the other guy he had an affair with. Almost everything he says about or to Robert is a subtle jab about his personality or his alcoholism. Classy, Joseph. Meanwhile, the fact that you can't actually end up with him in the end (because he was never going to leave his wife for you) started some of the most volatile discourse in the fandom and had people calling the devs homophobic and claiming they were spreading a message about "gay men needing to stay in loveless abusive marriages to women" (just ignore the fact that there are several other divorced gay dads in this game who all have great relationships with their kids and are not demonized in the slightest). HOWEVER, if you see people claiming he's a cultist or demon or something, that's untrue and was just going to be a non-canon spooky alternate ending that ended up getting cut. So I empathize with him a little bit for getting literally demonized by some fans for that cut alt ending. But he loses all those points by cheating on his wife multiple times and showing clear intent to continue doing so.

He's still married when you start dating him. He's also got like 5 kids that are some "children of the corn" kinda shit, and all their names have "Christ" in them

You don't even get to date him he's still married to his wife who he doesn't get along with. Tragic really

Jakob

I like the whole "kind of an ass, but ultimately cares about people" character trope, so I latched onto Jakob early in my first playthrough and decided to marry him. Only problem? He gets no character development, ever, and constantly crosses the line from being kind of an ass to being genuinely horrid, at least to people who aren't Corrin. Then I actually married him and found out he doesn't even get over himself after that, he stays exactly the same and turns into a really bad father as well. Sorry, but no. That killed any interest I had in the character.

[darkdoverpseeker]

🕊 hey! 21 year old nb mainly looking for people as enthusiastic as i am about pirates of the caribbean. i’m also interested in other fandoms though <3 open to dead dove content, your filthiest fantasies, or the fluffiest romances ever!

i’d love to write any of the below ships, or any of the characters involved in those ships against ocs. just a heads up though: ocs mean we double with an equal amount of enthusiasm, no exception!

pirates of the caribbean (will turner x elizabeth swann, jack sparrow x james norrington)

dream daddy (joseph christiansen x robert small)

marvel cinematic universe (stephen strange x loki, stephen strange x tony stark, scott lang x hope van dyne, steve rogers x tony stark, steve rogers x bucky barnes, thor x loki, thor x bruce banner)

give this post a like and i’ll reach out to you!

like if interested!

[dearloverboy]

Intro Post!!!

Hi!

I am a fictive of Eddie from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so call me Eddie or Icarus!

I'm a romantic selfshipper, and this is where I'm going to post about my loves!

Minors, proshippers, zionists, terfs, ect DNI

Some of my FOs are from problematic sources, so know that I don't particularly like the source, just the character.

Any FOs that are minors in canon, I age up, and it's a case of me having a crush on them as a child, and aging them up with me.

Edits may come later!

DM me for art comms!

Broad is tagged as general!

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Specific Tags!

Five Hargreeves: Everything leads back to you

Joseph Christiansen: Margarita Zone

Stanley Skeptik (OC): Batty Rants

Robbie Shapiro: Broken Glass

Henry Emily: Connection Restored

William Afton: Spring Forward

Teruteru Hanamura: burning love

Michael Mell: Cheap Headphones

Ivan Braginski: Sunflower Home

Alfred F Jones: Rubber Band Heart

Carlos Machado: Ice Cream Smoke

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

BONUS POLL 1

Anti propaganda warning under the cut

Joseph anti propaganda:

Lucio anti propaganda:

"absolutely no hate to anyone who likes lucio from the arcana i'm saluting you and hope you're having fun, but i hate him so fucking much. i hate him so much it makes me look stupid. he's the least datable person on the planet. he's so self centered and doesn't care about the player or anyone at all. he's literally the main antagonist in every other characters routes and everyone hates him and makes fun of him constantly. the fact that he got a romance route BAFFLES me. WHO liked him enough to get him that?? i mean props to whoever on the team decided they wanted to kiss him but HUH??? WHAT??? i just don't get it. he's pathetic and not even in the fun way. i tried doing his route just to see how it would go and he's so . ANNOYING! i could not tolerate him. i wanted to kill him every 3 seconds. and to be fair it seems like the whole point of his route is about making him realize he's a piece of shit and the game acknowledges he's annoying as fuck but that also just makes me more confused about how he got a route. cause clearly even the writers were like Yeah This Guy Sucks. i will acknowledge i didn't finish his route so if it's actually good then i wouldn't know and i respect everyone who could tolerate him enough to get that far. i still hate him so so much"

[cisphobicdamien]

i don’t think it’s ever directly stated but it’s a pretty common headcanon!

i think the only dad with a canon neurodivergency/mental illness is mat, who has an unspecified anxiety disorder. additionally npc/side character quizmaster/dj quinn has depression.

some of my personal headcanons are damien and lucien are autistic, hugo and ernest are adhd, amanda is adhd and dadsona has depression, robert also has depression, craig has adhd, brian has some form of ocd and daisy is autistic. i think a few of the christiansen kids are autistic but i’m not sure if i have any hcs for joseph and mary (other than that they definitely need marriage counseling lmao)

is damien meant to be autistic or am I just projecting

[classysansy]

[scare-ard--sleigh]

AND ALSO like yes infidelity is bad, do not do it, especially if you're a minister for fuck's sake but ahchddjej everyone made it sound like joseph and robert were fucking on the reg to the point where they were basically secretly together when it was. one night lmao.

[gh0stly-sins]

So I kind forgot I had tumblr for a bit, but here is some stuff I’ve been doing, oc stuff, fanart and some cat boys

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[wagglin]

Joseph’s route was loss central bro.