#chaoticneutraldragon

[lashysdomain]

hi ertoth I just want my brain microwaved please

He stares at you for a moment, confusion rippling through your mind before the hum of the incomprehensible horror microwave begins.

You are being microwaved.

Congrats(?)

[ketchfantrolls]

nitro comm for @knavestrolls !!

[windy-trickster]

! friend request incoming from astonishingLivelihood

-> The Purpleblood hummed and grabbed her palmhusk, laying back in her cocoon as she noticed a friend request. She shrugged and decided to accept it, sending a message. "He||o? Mind if I aask who this is?"

[sasster]

well now I wanna know- Orfuse how would you take care of Harlan if he was a worm??

“Y’know.. I know a lot of things.

So many things.

Some might say ‘Orfuse, you know too much’, and they’d be right.

But I don’t know the first thing about worm…husbandry?”

>He scratches the side of his face with the end of his pen.

“I guess I’d… I’d get him a big worm house?”

[ase-trollplays]

Your most attractive troll is a tie between Tantor and Kyevee

Kyeeve I get. He's hot by design.

BUT TANTOR???

THIS MAN IS TIED WITH KYEEVE!?!!!

[fantrollology]

my heart is forever with Button, she's my JoAnn's teammember in crime

you are the only valid button liker. i respect YOU

[themisfitsedge]

Art Trade with Chaoticneutraldragon!!!

Here’s my half of the art trade with @chaoticneutraldragon!!! Thank you so much for trading with me, I had an absolute blast!

[sunnetrolls]

Abyssal is the most attractive,,,

That is to be real with you not a guy I expected but I’m also not surprised

[cryptiiids]

★★★★★★★★ for whomever's on your mind!

Lightning round!

-Aluuca was initially supposed to be a loner, and not an adopted kid of Valtii and Astris! Overtime it just worked a little better narratively and thus the Freaky Family was born

-Listen to Astris' playlist here , Valtii's here, Aluuca's here, Helsin's here (skip body for the pile if you aren't a fan of piercing noises), Tegrah's here, and Tatchi's here! whew! that's 6!

-ok ill think of this later boom! i did all the stars!!! haha!! im all thought out rn so ill post more later lolol

[mageofspacemultiverse]

Mr. Hidelord sir! I've got a molar for you. I also, ironically, ended up with a burn that was exactly the shape and size of the molar the next day after they removed it too!

Well, congratu-fuckin-lations bitch, you got maimed. Thanks for sharing! You want a bouquet of flowers with that? Maybe some nook fumblings?

Unless you plan to hand that morsel over, I've got more important things to do right now. Trying to cut a bastard's throat over here.

He does, in fact, appear to have his knife pressed tightly into the neck of a troll, who is struggling and kicking with little success. Who it was and for why? Who knows what the guy was doin'? Probably trying to force info out of him.

[periodicparadox]

Jestlo do you have any thoughts on omens?

CE: (/) Omens.. Take them seriously... When the uni/\erse feels the need to send you a direct message, not heeding it could end in. Disaster.

[lashysdomain]

I'm gonna show him that beast picture. you know which one.

You feel like you're in a microwave.

[shenktrolls]

Sacrad is the prettiest to me

oh shit i forgot to answer! true, spider bat goth very pretty 😳😳😳😳

[windy-trickster]

Toki my dear! I have come acrossss ssomething to try, you ssimply musst give me the chance to do sso! When sshall you be back?

-> There was no return message from the Fuchsiablood. Shockingly, it took an abnormal amount of time before SOME sort of message showed up. But it was not one Koreki would've wanted to see.. -> [encagedLuminosity]'s phone has been disconnected <-

[sasster]

I'm so sorry I jumpscared you with the grape... twice

were you the anon that trick or treated at his door i wont be mad i promise

[ase-trollplays]

Amelia what was life like before capitivity?

>> You were free. You could swim as deep and as much as you wanted and hunt to your heart's content. You never saw other trolls aside from the ones your lusus drowned, but you were okay with that.

>> Now you're stuck in a glass box with nothing to hunt or much of anything to do, and every night the same strangers talk nonsense at you, trying to teach you how to be a troll until they decide what to do with you.

>> After you almost drowned the first troll that entered your tank and grievously injured her, you were deemed too dangerous. Now they use monsters when you must be handled.