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the-god-of-death · 10 months ago
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The Very Evil Guide on How to Find and Keep Fellow Emotional Manipulators for Mutually Evil Purposes.
Introduction
Friends.
The word conjures up an image of fellow humanoids holding each others hands under a bright sky filled with white clouds and rainbows. Together, they skip upon lush, green fields towards the future, knowing that whatever life throws at them, they will face it together.
Pathetic.
The reality is that these people will throw you under the carriage at the first sign of trouble. When life hands you incriminating evidence of your wrongdoings, despite being perfectly innocent, they will always follow the path of ‘law and order’ and inevitably betray you. The system is not your friend. The system is a method of control. The system is there to keep those at the top in power and they are willing to sacrifice anything and everything of yours to keep it that way.
But that's why you've picked up this book, isn't it? You've realised that the classic way of making ‘friends’ doesn't work for you. It's hard to know who to trust and who to allow into the inner circle of your confidence.
Spoiler: it's nobody.
No. This is the Very Evil Book on How to Find and Keep Fellow Emotional Manipulators for Mutually Evil Purposes. Friends are for people who don't know any better. You want a confidante. A co-conspirator. A Fellow Schemer. Most of all, you want someone who will deny the ‘truth’ that the Good Guys so desperately want you to believe. Someone who will have your back when the going gets tough and who, if they aren't already in jail with you, has already set in motion the plan to break you out for you to live the rest of your days in some other country under the guise of a different persona. Someone who will help you enact your sweet, sweet revenge on those who have wronged you.
Of course, Evil comes in many flavours. Ultimately, it's about doing what you want. To allow and nurture the selfish desires within yourself. How you actually act upon them is up to you.
Some choose to build Constructs of Death without any foresight about how they could be used.
Some choose to wage extreme war upon those who could potentially do harm in order to show off their talent for healing.
Some mix themselves into society to empower it from within, showing them how, together, they have more power than they realise and should they ever join as a group, they could topple any system of government that wishes only to provide ‘security and stability’.
Others, instead, choose not to get involved at all. Preferring to turn a blind eye to the suffering of others or even reap the benefits of being in a position of privilege.
There are many other ways. I'm sure you could think of some yourself. The point being, how you choose to enact your evilness is a personal choice but it is your choice.
In this book, we’ll discuss many issues on how to find your partner(s) in crime.
We will start with how you view yourself. From the insane reason as to why you wanted friends in the first place, to discussing what kind of person you are, before laying out the groundwork of what it actually means to be the villain of your own story and how it differs from being the hero.
Next, we’ll utilise tips and tricks that Emotional Manipulators use and test them on the best subject there is (you) in order to understand how these methods work from both sides.
Finally, we’ll start developing the skills you will need to be the best villain you possibly can be.
Don't forget to destroy all notes you may keep along the journey. We don't want to leave any incriminating evidence for any Heroes to use against you now, do we?
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the-god-of-death · 1 year ago
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Always remember that if a company is offering you something for free then either YOU are the product or YOUR work is going to be appropriated by them for their benefit.
Capitalists can't just be cool.
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how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?
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the-dragonshard · 9 months ago
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To the folks who I’m going to doodle - sorry guys, I might be a couple days late. School work is picking up and ap exams are around the corner 😒 it’s still on my agenda tho, I’ll get to it eventually :)
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cidrawsthings · 4 months ago
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Hi!
I've been on Tumblr for a little while (at @chaoticincompetent) but, much like my mega-ADHD brain, that blog is too chaotic and full of random stuff.
So I'll be posting my art here, by itself. Mostly fantasy and ttrpg-related, but occasionally veering into other areas. My main page also covers crafts and updates as I make over a tiny vintage caravan.
Asks are open!
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the-god-of-death · 11 months ago
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As @chaoticincompetent wrote up the notes from our last DnD session while I was stuffing my face with the most delicious food I've ever eaten, it seemed only fair that I tried my hand at doing the art for this week.
We ended the session at a puzzle very similar to a game found on Windows PCs. Minesweeper.
My favourite part? The DM allowed us time to find a solution and the 2 brainiest people in our party (not me, I'm just a talented liar) came back with differing solutions.
So this week, we'll have either cracked it or my skeletal body will make for a beautiful, and dramatic, explosion.
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the-god-of-death · 9 months ago
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@chaoticincompetent I detect a Bellis.
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Though she be little, she is mighty.
Based on a submission from @skyeribbon
Want me to doodle your D&D party? Commissions are open! Currently $20/character, see my blog post or e-mail YourDnDStories at gmail, subject 'Doodles' for more information.
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the-god-of-death · 10 months ago
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A little bit of context to this.
My good friend @chaoticincompetent currently plays an adorable Goblin Artificer who isn't great with social cues and had previously been burned by bad friend making choices in the past.
As a result, my Skeleton Bard has started to write a book for her to refer to so she never makes the same mistake again. Unfortunately, due to the fact that he (or rather, I) is a bit of a dick, he can't help but be slightly insulting.
It all comes from a place of love and deep-rooted trauma.
The Very Evil Guide on How to Find and Keep Fellow Emotional Manipulators for Mutually Evil Purposes.
Introduction
Friends.
The word conjures up an image of fellow humanoids holding each others hands under a bright sky filled with white clouds and rainbows. Together, they skip upon lush, green fields towards the future, knowing that whatever life throws at them, they will face it together.
Pathetic.
The reality is that these people will throw you under the carriage at the first sign of trouble. When life hands you incriminating evidence of your wrongdoings, despite being perfectly innocent, they will always follow the path of ‘law and order’ and inevitably betray you. The system is not your friend. The system is a method of control. The system is there to keep those at the top in power and they are willing to sacrifice anything and everything of yours to keep it that way.
But that's why you've picked up this book, isn't it? You've realised that the classic way of making ‘friends’ doesn't work for you. It's hard to know who to trust and who to allow into the inner circle of your confidence.
Spoiler: it's nobody.
No. This is the Very Evil Book on How to Find and Keep Fellow Emotional Manipulators for Mutually Evil Purposes. Friends are for people who don't know any better. You want a confidante. A co-conspirator. A Fellow Schemer. Most of all, you want someone who will deny the ‘truth’ that the Good Guys so desperately want you to believe. Someone who will have your back when the going gets tough and who, if they aren't already in jail with you, has already set in motion the plan to break you out for you to live the rest of your days in some other country under the guise of a different persona. Someone who will help you enact your sweet, sweet revenge on those who have wronged you.
Of course, Evil comes in many flavours. Ultimately, it's about doing what you want. To allow and nurture the selfish desires within yourself. How you actually act upon them is up to you.
Some choose to build Constructs of Death without any foresight about how they could be used.
Some choose to wage extreme war upon those who could potentially do harm in order to show off their talent for healing.
Some mix themselves into society to empower it from within, showing them how, together, they have more power than they realise and should they ever join as a group, they could topple any system of government that wishes only to provide ‘security and stability’.
Others, instead, choose not to get involved at all. Preferring to turn a blind eye to the suffering of others or even reap the benefits of being in a position of privilege.
There are many other ways. I'm sure you could think of some yourself. The point being, how you choose to enact your evilness is a personal choice but it is your choice.
In this book, we’ll discuss many issues on how to find your partner(s) in crime.
We will start with how you view yourself. From the insane reason as to why you wanted friends in the first place, to discussing what kind of person you are, before laying out the groundwork of what it actually means to be the villain of your own story and how it differs from being the hero.
Next, we’ll utilise tips and tricks that Emotional Manipulators use and test them on the best subject there is (you) in order to understand how these methods work from both sides.
Finally, we’ll start developing the skills you will need to be the best villain you possibly can be.
Don't forget to destroy all notes you may keep along the journey. We don't want to leave any incriminating evidence for any Heroes to use against you now, do we?
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