#chaotic boi with two jaded sidekicks

[evintide]

amazing how the hero of the wild continued to leave both of them speechless . . . but it's their own entertainment , as both midna and volga observed from a safe distance merely for whatever the hylian had in mind to go unbothered . " it appears he's now trying to craft some sort of . . . boat ? " if it helped on their quest then so be it , but why did they need to be so aggressive with things ? a sigh from the dragon knight ; he had to admit it though , it was near hypnotic watching that controlled and strangely organized chaos unfold . ( from his main verse ! )

" ... a boat. "

it's a fair assumption on her companion's part, and she can certainly see the attempt taking place. but what keeps Midna's attention is a cynical fascination, as if waiting for the moment for the would-be raft's mast to fall straight onto the blonde's head, and thereby tipping whatever logs had been assembled for the base to go flying. that would be fantastic, a small devil cackled on her shoulder. and yet another part of her just watches in mild disbelief.

the tortured cycle of rebirth, pain and war had conjured up someone such as... this.

it was equally as enthralling as it was vexing.

waking in a new age had only seemed to distill her skepticism. cranky, she's sure he would have called it, was he still her own. but now that very one -- no, different, so very different -- was resolutely trying to construct... something. not quite unlike a memory that floats to the surface, unbidden by the familiarity, to call forth an image of a broken fishing rod being jammed back together by force and held there by a tangled ball of twine.

a snort escapes her. eyes remained glued onto the distant figure, narrowed gaze sharpening further as their would be hero uses eerily familiar technology to put together their next means of travel.

" if he thinks i'll step one foot onto that thing he's denser than i thought. i doubt that little dingy could even hold up your weight. "

[barid-bel-medar]

5+ headcannons: Au where Inko was either really good friends with Rei or Enji so Izuku could be child friends with Shoto

So let's do this in the Jade (Attract, Repeal) 'verse, aka the one where hero!Inko and AFO had a one night stand and thus Izuku.

Inko and Endeavor became friends at UA, and she was originally a Management student. Due to some complicated events involving two guys they both to this day simply refer to as the 'Two Vs', Inko ended up transferring into heroics following a shockingly successful Sports Festival, leading to very weird, long term friendship (amongst the events cause by the Two Vs involves the early and very unlamented death of one Todoroki Ryu). This also meant Inko has always been around the Todofam and Izuku and Shouto are childhood best friends (also a lot of people assume Endeavor is Izuku's dad, even though Inko and he have been stated otherwise)

Shouto and Izuku are a duo of chaotic pain in the asses, and Inko's favorite thing to do to her interns/sidekicks is put them on 'Toddler Watch' (a name that sticks even when they're teens); they're always convinced it'll be easy, that Izuku and Shouto are sweethearts. They soon learn they are adorable balls of cute evil.

Izuku is accepted as an honory babyroki. Yes they know that he's not biologically related but close enough (Mei and Neito get dragged into the mess when in the area too). This is also aided by Touya (aka the hero Apollo) babysitting Izuku all the time, and enjoying confusing by referring to his 'younger sister and three younger brothers'. This does nothing but flame the rumors Endeavor is Izuku's dad.

Rei enjoys having both boys hanging out in the house. They bring joy and noise, and occasional bouts of arson into her life.

Izuku is a much happier and much less stressed out kid here (even though he still lacks a Quirk). However he's aided by having a best friend perfectly willing to either freeze or set on fire whoever upsets him for being a 'Quirkless Deku' aka Bakugou Katsuki is no longer allowed within six blocks of the duo since age five.