#chaos' aus 🖋️

[tridential-sauce]

SO.

CCCC AU. The three of us fell into a RABBIT HOLE fantasy au for CCCC. We don't really know how to get your attention so we will simply throw out words about the Rotten Faith AU.

God Eater Mind. God wars. Rot Angels and Eternity. LITERAL Angel Heart. Mechanically Modified Angel Mind. The Rot Consumes. Healing and friendship. BLOOD SACRIFICES. Soul Religious Corruption arc. Heart and Mind being friends <3. But not for long </3. Abandonment Issues. The Shot But Worse. Cacophony But Worse. {but they become friends again <3}

(delicious delicious dead dove do not eat levels of angst-)

Ask us if you want more info about the Rotten Faith AU :3

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[officialdaydreamer00]

MASTERLIST

Written by @/officialdaydreamer00

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- Under no circumstances may you repost, modify my works or feed them to AI

- Translations are only allowed once asked for permission. I will personally hunt you down if otherwise.

ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟ ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇꜱ:

—» twst

✧ DANCE WITH ME! (the tweels)

✧ GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVER BOY (cater, jade, floyd, malleus)

✧ MISMATCHED SOCKS (the tweels)

✧ A GIFT FOR YOU (all the dorms)

✧ TSUM JADE'S STRAWBERRY DRESS SHENANIGANS

✧ PERSEPHONE IN THE GARDEN, part 2 (idia)

✧ DANCING WITH JADE LEECH TO "SO THIS IS LOVE"

✧ THE FAE AND THE CURSED ONE (lilia)

—» character/oc interactions

✧ A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS (ft. Florianne LaFleur and Ortho Shroud)

—» mutuals shenanigans

✧ FLOYD'S MERMAY AFTER PARTY with the Debtor (ft @cloudcountry) and Cone snail (ft @siren-serenity)

✧ Lovesick Cater and Jade brainrot (ft. @ceruleancattail)

✧ ATHENA'S CHILDREN MOVIE NIGHT (ft. @dove-da-birb and @taruruchi)

✧ I WON'T SAY (I'M IN LOVE) (ft. @aqua-beam, @cookiesandbiscuits, @i-like-forgs, @identity-theft-101, and @cloudcountry)

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ:

—» twst

✧ COTTAGECORE!JADE LEECH

✧ WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR (ace, floyd, silver)

✧ PLUSHIES! (HBD JADE AND FLOYD <3)

✧ KISSES FROM THEM (octatrio)

✧ THEY'RE ABSOLUTE SIMPS, YOUR HONOR (the tweels)

✧ CHOMP!! (idia)

✧ CUTENESS AGGRESSION (the tweels)

✧ BREAK TIME! (riddle, vil)

✧ UNCONVENTIONAL MER FORMS (octatrio)

✧ POMEGRANATE LIPS (idia)

✧ CARRYING THEM IN YOUR ARMS (riddle, jade, malleus)

✧ NUI SHENANIGANS (idia)

✧ FERAL BODYGUARD (idia)

✧ FERRIS WHEEL KISSES (malleus)

✧ FLOWER CROWNS (HBD IDIA <3)

—» crossovers

✧ Idia in Camp Half-blood (TWST x PJO)

✧ The original idea for "Child of Wisdom, Legacy of the Dreams"

—» randoms

✧ MASQUERADE BALL AU 🎭

✧ DOODLING AND/OR DANCING AS A LOVE LANGUAGE

ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ:

—» twst

✧ THE STRAWBERRY DRESS™ SHENANIGANS 🍓 (written version)

heartslabyul

savanaclaw & octavinelle

scarabia & pomefiore

ignihyde & diasomnia

ramshackle & nrc staff

✧ NECROMANCER!?

first years

second years

third years

—» obey me!

✧ THE STRAWBERRY DRESS™ SHENANIGANS 🍓 (written version)

the brothers

the dateables + guests

—» hazbin hotel + helluva boss

✧ THE STRAWBERRY DRESS™ SHENANIGANS 🍓 (written version)

hotel gang

hell's overlords

angels + fallens

—» oc lore

✧ IRENE'S COLLECTION OF WONKY EARRINGS

part 1

part 2 (ft @siren-serenity)

✧ THE FINAL EXPERIMENT ⚠️

episode 1

episode 2

episode 3 ..... ✍🏻️ (discontinued)

✧ DREAM DIARY 👁️ (discontinued)

sneak peak!

the first dream

concept: silver in dream diary

dream record, log 32: the children of the dreamscape

dream record, log 3 (unarchived): dr. iris ambrose

the second dream ..... ✍🏻️ (discontinued)

✧ CHILD OF WISDOM 🦉

sneak peak

story

✧ THE CREATOR 🖋️

the lore

creation and chaos

qᴜᴏᴛᴇᴠ:

✧ THE FORGOTTEN STATION 🚉

(One Piece x DSMP!Reader)

✧ ÉNOUEMENT 🐦‍⬛

(Twst x Minecraft!Oc)

✧ Three of Crows 🪭

(HxH OC insert)

[hauntedziosportrait]

WHAT THE HELL GABE'S AJ AU / Epilogue 💫

🖋️ NOTES:

So erm. Hey jamblr. Here's that au I promised you. It is lacking a name. This is currently a huge HUGE HUGE wip but what I will say is i have had this headworld and story in my brain for a pretty scary amount of time. Now I am making the mature decision and taking a step from imagining animatics in my head to making an actual story!! As of right now, I have very intense artblock, so I'm bringing it upon myself to write for this AU instead!!

This was inspired by probably a lot of stuff, notably FOTS by Greeky and a whole bunch of AJ headcanons I have mashed together into a slightly salty stew.

⚠️ WARNINGS:

An insatiable amount of cringe

The very original idea of an apocalypse AU

Autism

Greely says a bad word and instantly gets sent to the seventh circle of hell

Enjoy jamblr. You stinky stinky individuals

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A delicate feather was carried by the wind from its birthplace and took time to settle as the wrath of the winds sailed it about the sky endlessly. This delicate feather- she, a delicate feather, had lesser expertise with a realm such as this. Despite never having seen it, she had heard innumerable myths and legends about it and had researched Jamaa throughout the ages. As she landed amidst the chaos and apocalypse, she spread the scrolls of her map with two eager wings. She then, excited as can be, soared up and above the lands to look down on it, comparing it to the papyrus in her grasp. Apart from some tiny geographic inaccuracies, she was mostly right about what she thought Jamaa would resemble. Her sole hyperfocus for as long as she had been living was right here in front of her. Her map and other tools of the trade were no longer necessary.

She went by the name Io'lani, and if she had friends, they would undoubtedly refer to her as Lani, but since she didn't, that was that. Her name meant "royal hawk", although she was neither royal nor a hawk. She had been around a very long time but mostly in captivity; her living quarters resided in some sort of third-dimensional space as she watched the centuries go by. Originally, she was created to be a faux offspring for the two guardian spirits to embrace and love as their own, the way parents would cherish a newborn babe, but their heavenly duties consistently got in the way of that. She wasn't necessarily forgotten, neglected, or abused- but her existence was merely an afterthought for the Sky Mother Mira, and barely a thought at all for the (mostly) unaware Zios.

Promptly, as a being of balance, and the product of the two holy deities that brought life to Jamaa, Io'lani's emergence in a time of destruction and despair was foretold in literature and books written by the most fanatical of scholars and theorists.

Io'lani emerged, of course. I just described her descent to you. The problem was that she wasn't quite sure what she was meant to do.

Her eyes darted as she stared at the gloomy surroundings. Buildings once bursting with life had been knocked down and torn apart for materials by scavenging jammers who were desperate to survive. The greenery and plants were now wilted and desaturated. The rivers, now a goopy inkwell. Once there were animals united by friendship, now wicked phantoms united by their desire to destroy and multiply. The hiss of black smoke filled Io'lani's lungs and she coughed, covering her beak with the edges of her mask.

This is not how Jamaa was supposed to be. Where were the cheers and laughter of water slides, movie theatres, and young mammals venturing out into the wild? Where was the happy haven that she had been assured existed? As she floated and landed at different locations, pointing to her whereabouts on the map, she analyzed her positioning with precise craftsmanship.

Crystal Sands' warm, golden shoreline had vanished and been replaced with a gritty, black, and grey substance that was scorching to the touch. Jamaa Township's characteristic swirling pavement was no longer present; instead, a sizable crevice divided the town's center in half. Phantoms emerged from these recesses, spreading their purple muck and cackling maliciously as they advanced to wilt the fauna.

Jamaa was not intended to be like this. Io'lani quietly descended and fell to her knees in front of a violet flag that had been suspended from the arcade's former roof. It had been shredded at the ends, painted with a sinister expression, and pasted all over the lifeless hamlet. The photograph was of the Phantom Queen, or PQ as she liked to be addressed by her subjects, and a message was scrawled in goopy black ink over her portrait.

And this was everywhere, mind you. The phantom propaganda was affixed to masonry and stone throughout the featureless plains. The Queen's vile grin was still present, along with the same stern call to repent. Io'lani scurried desperately and frantically, zipping to each of the wrecked locals on her map and urgently hoping to find at least someplace not entirely defunct. The statue of Zios was gone completely, presumably taken as a trophy by the Queen herself.

She slid against a jagged rock in Balloosh, the place least subject to destruction and where she had initially started her quest. To her knowledge, there was a power within the marsh- a strong power. She could feel the sheer electric of protection in her bones, the blazing blue light shimmering in her peripherals.

She wept silently, her tears ink-black and resembling the slime of the phantoms. Her tears flowed into her wings, and as she trembled and wept, her voice had a pitiful catching. Any sign of goodwill was absent. What's more, a sheer lack of both guardian spirits, ironically not doing a very good job at guarding or keeping up spirits. There was no point in visiting the place she had wanted to for epochs when it was torn and forgotten. No alphas to save the day, except the elder wolf sitting across from her, giving her a sympathetic glare.

Wait.

As she made touch with the blue-gray canine, she gasped and the emerald glint in her eyes resurfaced. Her thoughts searched for why he was so familiar to her until she caught on. This was Greely, first name unknown, the alpha philosopher with an interest in all things macabre. Except it wasn't quite Greely, for this wolf was bruised and had an ear torn, his golden bejeweled accessories cracked and corroded in ash. He looked older than what Io'lani had seen of him in stories, and less well-kept. He had a husky growl in his voice, reaching out an injured paw towards the skittish heron.

"I was hoping I'd... end up stumbling into you." He groaned.

"Do you know me?" Io'lani replied, her voice just above a whisper.

Greely bared his teeth, before turning his head and looking to the side. "I have... heard such things about you. You're the one who's meant to make this hell disappear. Are you deliberately wasting time here?"

Io'lani frowned as Greely raised his voice to her, the confusion and anxiety settling in her stomach. Greely's gaze pierced right through her and was even more intimidating than she had anticipated. Ultimately, she spoke up, clearing her throat and gripping her trusty map defensively in one wing.

"I don't know what exactly I'm meant to do."

Greely paused.

"Shit."

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[enby-chaos]

Oooooh I just had a sudden thought!

So during Eret’s stream after the Red Banquet, they built a memorial to Foolish as well as building a replica of the Egg in their museum. They encased the replica in glass and put down a sign saying “This is a replica. It won’t hurt you”.

My thought was, what if someone switched it with the real Egg somehow? When no one is looking they somehow swap the real and replica Eggs, so now the real one is in the museum, where glass isn’t gonna do jack shit to contain it.

This was purely an angsty thought for a potential au but also:

[enby-chaos]

Oh I have a l o t more, most of them I came up with with my friend @teenageapocalypsesurvivior​ (lov ya scooter)

I really like how I developed Wilbur’s time traveling, since I wanted to make it different from Karl’s (The Inbetween is Karl’s beast to deal with lol). He starts out not being able to control when he travels or where he ends up, then he can control when he travels but not the destination, until finally he can control both.

He’s also seven years old when he first time travels. Thank goodness an older Wilbur went further in the past and told Eret when and where to find poor seven year old Wilbur who’s definitely panicking.

Also the scenario where kid Wilbur and Eret go into a town in the past, and they both have to pretend Eret is Wilbur’s blind older brother. Cue Wilbur purposefully giving out the wrong story to Eret’s “blinding” just to rile them up and go “Goddammit Wilbur that is NOT the story we agreed on!”

I’ll leave it there for now, since I don’t wanna end up making a super long response infodumping about everything lmao

oh roxy! have i ever told you about my immortal/cryptid au? i know i haven't but i don't know how else to open this ask lmao

It works by the universe manifesting legends created to be real! If a legend starts to spread the universe will actually send out magic to make it reality, to the point where it's common knowledge to not be out alone at night when a story starts to spread. This is because the universe is also lazy and building a person to fit the legend from scratch is hard, and will just grab any person out alone.

Anyway, the AU really starts when resident time traveler no. 1 Karl ends up centuries in the past, and accidentally ends up being the one to create the legend of Herobrine. One thing leads to another, Eret ends up out alone at night unaware there's a new legend, now mans is literally Herobrine. Oops

I do have more if you wanna hear more! including a time travelling wilbur who becomes friends with this immortal he keeps running into, literal god philza, reincarnating technoblade, and more!

Oooh I like this! This is really cool! :D The way people become legends reminds me is a really cool concept. This really got my imagination going, pls excuse my rambling!

Time traveler Wilbur would be fun! I can imagine it would be weird to run into Wilbur out of chronological order, though. Like the first time Eret meets him, Wilbur is already well-acquainted with them and Eret is just really confused about who the heck this weird musician guy is and how he knows to call him "Eret" instead of Herobrine. Or Wilbur traveling to explore a new place one day, only to be suddenly blindsided by a hug from this weird dude in sunglasses, a deep voice, and the tallest platform boots he's ever seen.

I can imagine that every time Eret runs into one of Technoblade's many reincarnations, Technoblade will say something funny that has to do with rich people or coliseums or haunted mansions or being a week from retirement, and Eret will just do a double-take and add it to the ever increasing list of moments they questioned whether or not Technoblade remembers his past lives. But maybe this is just the universe again, messing with him. (Do you think Technoblade's latest incarnation would be turned into the Blood God by the same magic that turned Eret into Herobrine? That'd be fun to explore :)

And I can imagine it would be comforting to have Philza around to help them navigate being a new immortal. Telling them to change their legal name once every few decades. How to avoid getting recognized (pretending to be your own son/cousin/younger brother if the need arises). The importance of taking up a new hobby/skillset every 50 years or so, to prevent getting bored. The importance of therapy when loss/fucked up shit happens.

Also it would be really funny if Karl brags that he started Herobrine as a meme and out of nowhere Eret just goes "BITCH THAT WAS YOU?!" and that's how they become friends :3

(I don't mind if you use these ideas btw but I know it's your story you're not obligated to use any of 'em either)

[enby-chaos]

my laptop keeps crashing so i guess y’all aren’t getting the long text post ramblings of the immortal/cryptid au i’ve been brainstorming since february

or i can just list the major players in the au.....

eret - actual herobrine, functionally immortal but can still die, loses key memories each time they die (but not all of them)

wilbur - time traveller, used to not be able to control when and where he travels but can now, warped sense of time since when displaced in time he doesn’t age

philza - immortal, ???, finds techno and raises him for each reincarnation

technoblade - reincarnates after each death, regains his memories when the voices find him again (youngest was 5 years old)

tommy - raccooninnit, possibly lab grown?, extremely lucky thanks to universe intervention

karl - time traveller, not really a big player but he started the herobrine legend that created eret, still stuck with the inbetween nonsense though rip

foolish - god of death and revival, i don’t have enough foolish in this au i want to fix that

i did not proof read this one bit lmao

[enby-chaos]

made a new au, decided to make art for it

also have others in the au to draw eventually

[enby-chaos]

Alrighty folks, if you don’t know me, I’m Chaos. You may have seen me lurking in the DSMP fandom or my art the rare times I’ve posted it, but I’ve decided I want to be more active! I want to post more! And I want to ramble about the AUs I have that I’m scared to talk about unprompted.

So buckle up! I got c!Eret brain rot, I got c!Wilbur brain rot, and I’ve been hyperfixated on the potential of their friendship for nearly three months to the point I created multiple AUs with the help of my dear friend @teenageapocalypsesurvivior specifically to focus and accidentally project on it! i’ve been starved of content too long wilbur soot :gun: /lh

Below I have a list of all the AUs I’m going to start accepting asks about, since I’m gonna start trying to write actual fics for soon-ish. You can also use the emoji’s to reference them if you don’t want to use the full title. (so for example you could use “ 🔪 au” instead of “villain au” and I’ll know what you’re talking about)

Immortal AU - ☘️

Trapped with Vines AU - 🥀

Pirate AU - ⛵️

Villain AU - 🔪

Two Lives Eret AU - 💔

Under the cut I’m gonna elaborate on each one a bit more so y’all have a basic idea of each AU, while I attempt to keep myself restricted to a single paragraph so this post isn’t stupidly long (/hj). It’s really hard.

And just to clarify, unless stated this is 100% about the characters.

Immortal AU - tag : chaos’ immortal au ☘️

I’ve already started talking about this AU in the ask box of @netheritenugget (my beloved /p), but various members, if not all, of the SMP are some form of inhuman being. Whether they were born that way, or the universe “gifted” them with the magic to fulfill some kind of legend. Eret is literal Herobrine, Wilbur is a time traveller, Foolish is a God, Phil is immortal, and Technoblade reincarnates, among others.

Don’t go out into the night when the stories spread, the wind is not picky with whom it chooses.

Trapped with Vines AU - tag : chaos’ vines au 🥀

At some ambiguous point after Wilbur is resurrected, he and Eret both get locked inside of the castle with no way out. The castle itself is redesigned so it looks more similar to the haunted mansion from TFTSMP, so it’s just an absolute maze to those who don’t know the layout (or even those who do but never have reason to use every room). Unbeknownst to the both of them, at least at first, the crimson vines are growing in the halls, following them. It’s an extended “lock them in an elevator so they talk to each other” AU, let’s be honest.

Pirate AU - tag : chaos’ pirate au ⛵️

Wilbur is a pirate captain, Eret is his first mate. Phil was a pirate captain who retired to raise his children, who ended up becoming pirates anyway (good job), Tommy ran away to join Wilbur and Techno betrayed the Navy (he only joined to improve his skills anyway). The rest of L’Manberg plus El Rapids are their crew. They have a cat named Pogchamp. Also Wilbur is the son of a sea goddess and Eret is a descendant of the god of the dead, wait what?

Villain AU - tag : chaos’ villain au 🔪

After Doomsday, after the failed resurrection, Eret takes a Totem of Undying and revives Wilbur alone by sacrificing one of his lives. Wilbur comes back pissed off at the world and pissed off at Eret for reviving him. The resurrection leaves Wilbur injured though (reversing death can only do so much), so he doesn’t appreciate having to stay in a hideout with Eret for a few days to heal. The alliance to commit some “light” chaos comes before they become friends again. Yeah, and they murder people.

Two Lives Eret AU - tag : chaos’ two lives au 💔

As President of L’Manberg, especially in the early days, Wilbur has to attend quite a few meetings with the King of the SMP for negotiations. Except, to Wilbur’s confusion and later anger, Dream is the one to come to these meetings, insisting it’s on Eret’s behalf. When Wilbur goes to confront Eret over it, for thinking they’re too good to show up, Eret is confused; they never knew these meetings existed. He temporarily puts aside his grudge against Eret to help the other confront Dream, which succeeds, but quickly grows concerned when their actual first meeting reveals that Eret has lost a life. It’s also a Eret in Pogtopia AU.

would y’all believe me if I said there were like two more AUs on this list originally but I had to omit them because they were either 1. wayy too big or 2. i didn’t want to overwhelm y’all with so many lol

[enby-chaos]

Hello can we know more about the Two Lives Eret AU???? 👀

I am extremely interested

Oh good news anon, this one is one of my favourites what am i kidding they all are it was so hard to keep it to one paragraph in the post, though I swear when I started I did not plan to give Eret so much trauma lmao

Fortunately, I am not giving myself such restrictions as “one paragraph”, so I’m gonna elaborate and add context to that paragraph.

Okay, so Wilbur is president right? L’Manberg has just gotten independence so our man is busy figuring out deals with Dream SMP, since yknow, international relations exist. So meetings are organised between him and Eret since they’re both the official leaders of their nations. But he hates it, he doesn’t want to talk to Eret or be in the same room as them for potentially hours at a time. The loss of life from the Final Control Rooms still stings.

To his surprise, confusion, and simmering anger, Dream is the one to arrive at the meeting. Dream is the one to tell him that Eret sent him to speak on their behalf, and anything he offers was pre-approved by Eret. Plot Twist: it isn’t, Eret was never told about the meetings, so everything Dream says is something he came up with. But Wilbur doesn’t know this, and so thinks every offer made by Dream that would subtly weaken L’Manberg (if Wilbur wasn’t smart and didn’t notice and correct them) is from Eret.

After a few meetings though, Wilbur has enough and marches up to the nearly finished castle, walks right up to Eret in their office and accuses them of thinking they're too good to even associate with L'Manberg now and how he thought they show him the same courtesy and come to meetings themselves instead of sending a middleman. Eret of course is confused, they’ve just been building their castle while trying to ignore the increasing guilt they feel every time they see the L’Manberg walls. They weren’t told of any meetings, their schedule has been clear for weeks, “what do you mean Dream is claiming I said this?”

So, you have Eret, who realises far earlier that she’s just being used as a figurehead, that the power she betrayed her friends for was virtually nonexistent, and you have Wilbur, who’s seeing that realisation sink in. Despite still hating Eret somewhat, Wilbur agrees to help her confront Dream, and it works! Wilbur sneaks Eret into his next meeting with Dream and afterwards he backs off for a while.

Wilbur and Eret organise an actual meeting this time, to renegotiate the offers Dream made that Eret took one look at and said “yeah, why the fuck would I say that?”. Except, Eret disappears for two-three weeks, and when he comes back, his voice is raspy like he hasn’t spoken in months and he runs out of breath easily, almost as if he’s relearning how to breathe while talking. Wilbur is concerned and conflicted over said concern, and after catching a glimpse of grey on his sleeve where there wasn’t before, Wilbur pulls back Eret’s sleeve to reveal one of his lives is greyed out... gone.

Eret and Wilbur enter an uneasy political alliance after that, uneasy because Wilbur still doesn’t quite trust Eret after their betrayal. Meetings slow down as L’Manberg establishes itself, and the election and the beginnings of Pogtopia proceeds like in canon.

At least, until Dream dethrones Eret early for smuggling supplies to Pogtopia, chasing them out of the castle because he was tired of subtly threatening them into staying neutral. Eret collapses injured in front of Pogtopia, where they are found and brought in.

[enby-chaos]

💔 AU

If you don't mind me asking, how does Wilbur find out that Eret's lost a life? And who did Eret lose it to?

First part of this I answered in a previous ask [here] (it’s a tad buried though, since I was expanding on the summary paragraph in the main post)

Eret lost their life to Dream, which was beheading via guillotine. It took them a week to respawn and they had to partially relearn how to speak afterwards. The official story given out was that Eret went to a far away land to trade for rare resources, which is why no one really questioned why they were gone for two-three weeks

They now have a scar that perfectly circles around their neck, which he tries to cover up at all times but if it’s seen he’ll brush it off as nothing … get some help, get some therapy

[enby-chaos]

chaos id say im mad about not hearing about the villain au but i can't be mad with you lmao anyways feel free to go off about it

asdfghgfd ur valid daisy, i just didn’t want to spam the au channel on the server lmao

So after Dream is imprisoned, Eret takes out a Totem of Undying and resurrects Wilbur with that plus sacrificing one of his own lives right? Well, that actually creates a shared-life between the two of them, kinda like Skeppy and BBH but it’s only one life, and the life goes to the other fully if they die. So if Eret died Wilbur gets a full life and if Wilbur died Eret is back to three full lives. Of course, at this point Wilbur still kind of hates Eret so I’m sure he’s loving that little bit of information /s

Actual villainy only starts to happen when Wilbur overhears Eret expressing his frustrations out loud. He’s trying to redeem himself! But no one respects his authority as king, people keep stealing from the castle, no one is paying their new taxes (which in the AU were implemented to fund the construction of the museum), so he just has to let off some steam by ranting into the void. So when Wilbur overhears he taunts Eret with “they treat you like a villain? then fucking be one”

And to Wilbur’s surprise, Eret mulls it over and agrees. And a lovely business partnership is formed jokes on you fools you’re getting friendship

[enby-chaos]

please please say more about pirate au I'm so very 👀 👀 👀

Ah, pirate au my beloved, let’s talk about how Wilbur became captain of the ship (which sadly isn’t called L’Manberg, L’Manberg comes later though, a lot later)

So Wilbur actually runs away when he’s 19. Yup, just grabs his guitar and sneaks onto a merchant ship. Not a single brain cell was put into this plan but he did it anyway. He sneaks onto a different ship every time the one he’s on makes port, and eventually ends up on a pirate ship heading to a little island known only as Pirate Town.

He becomes friends with Eret in Pirate Town (who’s very tight lipped about their past) and the two spend a year being a part of Puffy’s crew before they get their own ship :D

[enby-chaos]

As soon as I pull myself out of this depressed funk I’m in I am going to ramble so much about my AUs

I have too much Eret brainrot to not talk about them but not enough brain cells to actually write fics about them procrastination is a bitch

[enby-chaos]

Chaos’ DSMP Headcanons

Okay so I realised I needed to share some world building headcanons I have for the Dream SMP that are pretty much present in all of my AUs. Especially since I’m drafting an answer and I realised that a plot point hinges on one of these headcanons, lmao. I have zero brain cells /lh, all I know is project on block men, eat hot chip, and lie.

I’ll edit and update this post as I develop more headcanons.

1. Hybrids and Shapeshifters

For the most part, I explain my headcanons for hybrids and shapeshifters in this ask I sent to @/netheritenugget : here. But, the gist is: hybrids are a mix of mob+human and cannot change their form, aether shifters are able to change between any form a limited amount of times per day, and variant shifters are a middleground; able to change their form but are restricted to a single mob. All are genetic and passed through family, and all can be recessive. However, what I didn’t mention in the ask, is that for variant shifters; the mob they can shift into is not passed genetically, however it is impossible for a land-based mob to have a water-based mob child, and vice-versa. This means that in the ask, where I used Fundy, Sally, and Wilbur as examples of variant shifters, Fundy did not inherit his shifter traits from Sally but rather from Wilbur.

2. Canon Lives and Respawning

So in my mind, canon lives are visible on each character through three red, heart shaped tattoos on their left inner wrist. The tattoos can’t be removed or covered with makeup, so the standard is usually keeping them hidden with either wrist bands or long sleeves. When a character loses a life, one of the tattoos changes from red to grey. 

If characters “share” a life or more, the tattoo is actually a low saturated red. If a character in a shared-life pair dies, the life goes to the other character, and their tattoo changes to a fully saturated red while the dead character’s turns grey.

When a character respawns, it isn’t instantaneous. In fact it takes a while depending on what killed them, a matter of hours, days, or even weeks (in cases involving the loss of a limb). After respawning, the character can also feel phantom pains or in extreme cases they could even have to relearn certain functions (such as walking or writing or breathing). When a character respawns, only the wound that killed them (plus other life threatening injuries)  is healed. It should be noted that a limb only returns in a respawn if the injury itself caused the death, not if the wound is healed before a death occurs.

3. Potions

Most potions work as they do in canon, though there is a warning for taking too many in a short amount of time. All potions have addictive qualities, a character’s body can adapt the boosted (or even weakened) status effects from potions, resulting in needing to consume more to achieve the desired effects. As such, potions are a heavily controlled substance. For all potion types, splash potions are half as effective and can also serve as smoke screens when thrown with enough force.

Healing potions on the other hand, work quite differently than canon. For one, Instant Health potions do not exist and healing potions only exist in the form of slow acting Regeneration potions. They can only be taken once a day, and any more is either ineffective or can have negative effects. The injuries a character has dictate the amount of potions they need to take, aka the amount of days they need to spend healing.

4. Enchanting

Enchanted items in the Dream SMP have runes in Galactic (enchantment table language) inscribed on them displaying the name of the enchantment. The runes glow when someone holds the item, which allows them to read the runes. All characters are able to understand Galactic Runes, but only in the way of magically comprehending enchantment names, anything else they have to go out and intentionally learn.

That being said, there are also invisible enchantments, enchantments that do not show Galactic Runes. This is the case for an enchantment I invented called “Healer’s Bane”. Healer’s Bane is an enchantment that can only be obtained through Piglin Trading, and only if a character knows of its existence. If a character is injured with an object enchanted with Healer’s Bane, all healing items are brought to 20% efficiency until the character is back to full health. It is an enchantment created to ensure your enemy’s death, to ensure absolute certainty in your enemy’s defeat.

[enby-chaos]

welp time to speedrun my villain au and get a fic out now that the latest stream has canonised my wilbur characterisation

feel free to send me asks about it, i just won’t be able to answer until tonight since i am busy all day!

[enby-chaos]

I have more Ghostbur angst >:3

Often with his memory problems, Ghostbur forgets what time period he’s in, with one of the few things grounding him to the present being Tommy.

He references things and events that happened centuries ago, things that he shouldn’t be able to know but he does since he was a time traveler. Every time Ghostbur recalls something out loud it always leaves Phil stunned.

All of Ghostbur’s happy memories of Eret also tend to blur together, though he never remembers their time in the Dream SMP. He’ll forgot that Eret is there too, and when he sees them again he’ll go “Oh hi Eret! I haven’t seen you in years! At least I think it was years, maybe it was for you!”

Can you tell I love this AU a lot?

Lore dump of AU in your askbox my beloved

All of the old immortal/reincarnating characters/wilbur know at least one dead language, since centuries have passed and no one speaks them anymore. Wilbur writes down all of his adventures in his journals in one of these languages.

If a time traveler tries to change a major event, the universe will correct itself, often in ways that are more disastrous than the original event. Wilbur traveled to the future exactly once and saw L'Manhole. Connect the dots as you will :)

While Eret is functionally immortal as Herobrine, they can still die, and what happens is that their body heals itself over the needed months or years or decades ... at the price of some memories :) Including their ones as Herobrine and their friendship with a certain Totem God :)

Wilbur's sense of time is very wonky with how often he travels, as whenever he's in the past he doesn't age (even if he stays in an ancient library reading every book for over a year), but he always remembers Tommy's birthday, even if he has trouble remembering how old Tommy actually is.

During one of their lifetimes, Eret travels the land as a merchant, and at one point even ends up negotiating with Philza himself, the leader of the Antarctic Empire. They both recognise the other is immortal, but this is their first time meeting in person.

Wilbur, twelve years old and not yet able to pick his destination when traveling, ends up in this same time and running into Eret when Phil turns away. When Phil comes back they both make up a lie on the spot that Wil is Eret's younger brother who was supposed to stay with the caravan you little shit, all while Wil is internally freaking out because that's his DAD. This has the added side effect of Phil thinking that Eret is a newer immortal if their brother is still around.

Ghostbur's favourite story, even though he says doesn't remember where he learned it, is of a boy and his blind brother, who lost his eyesight in a boiler explosion. Only Eret is aware of who the story is really about.

My day be so fine.

Then BOOM: Ghostbur angst.