#chaos rp starters

[thememesyouwannasee]

chaotic sentence starters

part 1 of ?

(credit to friends, partners and the internet in general)

"Do you think I could pass this curse on to someone else? Like as a birthday present?"

"…So how do you feel about surprises?"

"I'm going to put snakes in the photocopier."

"Do my vibes seem off to you?"

"I have never heard those words in that order in my life."

"Time should be illegal."

"So how big do you want this explosion?"

"I myself am understaffed at this time."

"I need enrichment, I'm gonna go be weird somewhere."

"I am absolutely not going to be the bigger person."

"Do you think I can fit that entire pomegranate in my mouth?"

"No-one has paid attention to me for 6 minutes. I think I might die."

"I have been forbidden from doing origami. Again."

"Unfortunately I am all panic and no disco."

"Whenever I worry I'm taking life too seriously, I just look at you."

"I am eighty-nine drunk. Eighty-nine… eighty-nine per cent."

"No plan, only vibes."

"I don't know why I'm like this, but I do know it's not my problem."

"I wonder what candles taste like."

"...So does the hammer decide who's worthy?"

[a-neverending-story]

❝I have licked the fire and danced in the ashes of every bridge I ever burned. I fear no hell from you.❞ 

Cora Sophie Marren aka 𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚊; a walking disaster ☾ ─── ⋆ 32-year-old reincarnation of a witch who roams America (and the world) in search for answers. Constantly running away from her past. In the perpetual company of shadowy women that no one can see or hear but her. She is addicted to the pleasures of life and spends most of her time in bars and clubs on the hunt for the next drink or pill that will make her forget the presence of her spirits.

21+ - MDNI!, crossover and multiverse-friendly, Smalltalk Deeptalk+Plots, mutuals only, low to semi activity, currently 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 for Plotting. Crafted for but not limited to FakeVZ. ⸻  CARRD

𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚢 𝚒�� : ⋆ witchcraft ⋆ ghosts ⋆ jobhopping ⋆ drgs ⋆ childhood trauma ⋆ trust issues ⋆ chaos ⋆ abuse ⋆ twin-brother ⋆ violence ⋆ knives ⋆ crime ⋆ pickpocketing ⋆

[rp-meme-central]

The Amazing Digital Circus - Candy Carrier Chaos - sentence starters

"Hey, _____, how'd you sleep? Are you still sleeping? I'll let you get back to it, if you are."

"An entire kingdom of candy? Sound sticky."

"I'm testing out a new AI with this one. It should be 57% more immersive."

"So, our entire existence here is just... LARPing?"

"They've even got little candy bugs here. It's so beautiful."

"Your kingdom's awesome, by the way. Love the vibe."

"I'm not a child. You don't have to hype me up."

"Ooh, violence."

"Could you repeat the question? I couldn't hear you over the knives."

"You should ram into them. Do it. It'll be epic."

"Why are there so many knives back here?!"

"What are you people? What am I?"

"I want you to tell me exactly what I am."

"What's that? Do my eyes deceive me? A delicious gift from within the kingdom gates? Don't mind if I do."

"We're not food! We're not candy! We're none of that! You don't want to eat us!"

"You're not candy? How am I expected to eat something that's not made of candy?"

"Is it really murder if it's delicious? Answer me that."

"Why don't you leave this to me before I start thinking your hair looks like licorice."

"You must be some kind of master of unlocking things, here to free me from my outdoor prison."

"I don't matter in the slightest. I'm nothing. My life, my memories, my friends... it's all fake."

"Why are you trying to cheer me up? How does this benefit you at all?"

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like your nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."

"But I'm not even a real person. Would I even belong?"

"I'm sure you wouldn't belong any less than me. And... I could use a friend."

"I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now."

"Oh hey! Maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked for nothing after all."

"Oh, man. I always think I'm prepared for these things, but then you set up the picture, well... I'm already breaking."

[methodtotheirmadness]

Is it wrong of me to want to write one d mused things right now to cope with the loss our fandom is enduring.... the Harry in me is screaming....I guess if it's not wrong, like this for a one d rp starter, prefer that your muse be one of the other boys, I write for Harry, Niall or Louis mostly.

[wanda-chaos-witch]

(General open starter)(AoU Wanda)

Wanda stands in the kitchen of the avengers compound staring at the cereal in her bowl. She seems perplexed.

“If these are fish flavoured I’m going to be a bit upset…” she admits as she hears someone enter the room.

She’s holding a box entitled ‘mermaid cereal’

“American cereals frighten me. And I’ve been through literal torture.”

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Starter for @heartsintertwine

Piper Vogal was making her way back home to the trailer that she was sharing with her roommate Tiffany, holding two plastic bags full of junk food and soda she had gotten from the nearby store and wearing a glow-in-the-dark hockey mask splattered with blue, pink, and purple glow-in-the-dark paint to guide her way back through the dark night and tall grass.

Once she was at the door of the trailer home, she let a sigh of victory and exhaustion as she opened the door and stepped inside.

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"Yo Tiff! I'm back! I hope that stupid emo douche boyfriend of yours has left by now, or I"mma kick him in the face, again"!

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She then noticed something, or she had a feeling it was more like someone seemed to be sitting in what looked like a playpen you would put a child into, now wondering who her roommate took hostage.

A mischievous and conniving smirk came across Piper's face as she came up with a devilish idea!

She then, as if she was Jason Voorhees himself, started to slowly lumber towards the playpen, leaning more towards one side than the other with each step.

Once she made her fifth step towards the figure in the playpen, she bolted like a bat out of hell straight in the front of the playpen and started pounding on it with her fist as she screamed bloody murder to stir up her roommate's captive.

"WELCOME TO THE BIRDCAGE, MOTHERFUCKER"!!!

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(icon art was made by the ultra talented @twyz)

[ruinedsoulsrp]

Slow day at work so far, let's hope it stays that way. That means I'll be in drafts heavy today since its back up to 44 cause y'all are just too kind lol. But obvs I'm a glutton for punishment meaning hit the heart if you want a starter from any of the babies under the cut OR hit the heart if you want back and forth with our thread(s) and then just specify which ones!

Muses available for starters:

Annie

Brock

Brooke

Cris

CT

Jack

Kim

Lacey

Liz

Nick

[pacificgrimsarc]

open to: anyone, pre-established! maybe long time acquaintances? a family friend? anything works! | @indiestarter

plot: eli's sister is getting married. your muse is part of the wedding party and he's actually his sister's man of honor. as part of the pre-wedding festivities, they're all getting glammed up at eli's parents house. it's a wild coop of loud new jerseyans!

"More. More." Eli knows better than to boss his ma around, so he cracks a grin, watching her fill up his wine glass about three quarters of the way before disappearing off into the hallway. He's gonna need that much booze to get through this morning, surrounded by a bunch of giddy members of the bridal party getting their makeup and hair done up and his ma, who's just the cherry on top helicoptering over everything the poor beauticians are doing. It's a wild chicken coop to say the least, to be the kindest. But Eden, his baby sister who's getting married in a few short hours, deserves nothing but everything to be perfect for her. Eli figures he's just got to be a good sport about it.

He takes a long sip before glancing over at the other, probably the only person he's had a conversation with longer than five minutes. Of course he knows everybody that's on the bridal party because they all have come and gone through the house over time, but he hasn't ever sat and talked with them—not like the person he's just turned his attention to. "That's not nearly enough chardonnay in your glass," he teases. "You know our ma's just gonna point out how little you're drinking, claim you ain't having fun, say she wasted her money on the fancy bottle when she should've known better in the first place."

[booksofadventures-archived]

"Welcome the one the only..."

"FIZZAROLLI!!!"

Is he just being flashy as habits are habits and just wiggling his arms around like a bit of dorky clown that he is. Yeah is he also just trying to get the other to give him a bit of a smile, also maybe.

[midnightsaboteur]

Open Starter

Seamus Murphy - 25, homosexual, retail worker

Written solely in beta editor

Connection Vibe - Wife or GF or partner or S/O of someone he's had sex with (background up to you!)

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“And this is my problem, why?” 

In spite of the question, Seamus knew exactly why the woman before him had sought him out. Indeed, it had only been a few days since Seamus had fucked her significant other six ways to Sunday. It wasn’t the first time that Seamus had screwed a needy taken man, but so far none of the wives or girlfriends had sought him out till that day. Standing in the middle of a busy gym, Seamus was aware of the eyes upon them, but he cared little for attention, only that his workout had been interrupted. 

He took a swig of water and said, “Look, sweetheart. You might wanna call me every name under the sun right now, but it takes two to tango. Your dear, sweet, probably soon to be ex came looking for me. Honestly, I haven’t encountered someone so desperate for dick in such a long time.” 

Not finished even then, Seamus took another swig of water and continued. “Besides, haven’t I done you a favour? Either you use this to ditch him and come out as the injured party everyone sympathises with, or you now know the truth, and it’s better to know that, right?” By all rights, one should’ve stopped talking, but Seamus never saw fit to censor his mouth, leading him to finally add, “Or, ya know, you could just buy a strap to use on him.”

[ofginjxints]

give this a like for a starter from vaughn. slut, arsehole, menace to society.

[keiyaku-tako]

Azul is currently calculating today's sales. While he's busy, please spam him with messages. Jade and Floyd have asked me to pass on this message. I think that it's hilarious so I agreed.

Azul may be irritated later but it's 100% worth it.

- Kazumi/Mun

[mymanymerrymuses]

Weird things my family has said as sentence starters - Part 6???

"Let's hope it's a peanut butter covered brick." "Oh shut up (name), I'm not going to eat your fucking biscuits." "Murdering people does not make you better at playing the clarinet. I shouldn't have to say that." "This is value for money! You pay for an expensive hotel room, you get big rocks to look at!" "I have travelled far and collected nothing." "My internal compass does not spin." "Bunnies hate fire. They see it as a rival." "None of you mess with my big serious hand." "You don't need your logic in fish conversation." "I love you gazillions, but you're a sneaky little bitch." "Never lick your date on the first night." "I know her name is 'Something Something'." "It's a distinct lack of noodles is what it is." "Where's the button that plays Lady Gaga?" "I'm going to throw this banana and there's nothing you can do about it." "I thought there was a rabbit left but there's just a chicken." "Sausages aren't famous for their intelligence." "What are hips if not the shoulders of the legs?" "I should hope your Dairy Milk isn't throbbing!" "Your ear is not a water gun." "That's one gassy lemon." "That's the greenest brown I've ever seen." "All I want is an absurd amount of ham." "I personally love it when vases scream." "Don't brush your teeth with spaghetti, kids."

[loki-notazombie]

Clandestine Creature Starter

Send 🐈‍⬛ (or other animal emoji) for a surprise creature to show up in your muse’s path/orbit/house that’s a certain someone shapeshifted

Lok.i may or may not be a cat. Feel free to provide a little context on what animals your muse like or doesn’t like for some flavor

[thechaoticcform-archive]

The dragon stood in front of the other. “So,” he said, “which face do you like?”

“This one?”

“This one?”

“Or my youngest form?”

[lurxof--thxmaw]

// I feel inspired to write... like this post for a short starter call ！If you're multimuse, specify the muse.