#chad dickson x reader

[multifandomsimagine]

Imagine being a teen spy along with Chad and dating

Standing in the corner of the room, you and Chad watched as all the other teens were scattered all over the room. With The Steve’s parents being away on a business trip, he wasted no time in calling everyone from school to tell them all about the party he was throwing the minute his parents’ car left the driveway. No one wanted to miss out on his party - as The Steve was known for throwing ragers - which meant that anyone who was anyone or who wanted to be was there.

Facing Chad who had his back to the wall, you wrapped your arms around Chad’s waist and nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck. While it looked like the two of you were cuddling to anyone looking at the two of you just like any other couple at the party, you were actually passing intel to him. Not like anyone could hear you as the ScumBucketPunks playing could be heard throughout the house even though they were in the backyard, you were careful to whisper the information into his ear. No matter how long the two of you were a part of the Teens Next Door, you couldn’t risk having one of the teens, or worse a Teen Ninja, hear you, or else the existence of the organization would be exposed.

“Cree invited me to go to the mall with some of the cheerleaders.” The both of you knew what that meant. Anytime she made plans for the mall, it was actually code for her wanting to discuss her latest plan to attack the Kids Next Door.

He let out a hum. “We can meet up afterward to figure out what to do.”

You were about to respond when you felt someone grab your shoulder. Worried that they might have overheard what you and Chad were talking about, you were quick to turn around. Seeing it was Stacey - one of Cree’s friends - your eyes scanned her face, looking for any sign of anger or betrayal but there was nothing of the sort. Internally sighing in relief, you put on a smile on your face as you talked to her. “What’s up Stacey?”

“How much longer are you gonna hang out with Chad? The girls and I have been all over looking for you.”

You let out a laugh and nodded to your boyfriend. “A certain someone wouldn’t let me go.”

Pulling you away from Chad, Stacey began leading you upstairs. “Well, now it's our turn with you. See you later Chad.”

[totallynoteggos]

Sector V and siblings reaction to Teen! Sister dating Chad Dickson

Nigel Uno

Absolutely flabbergasted

He tries to convince you that Chad is a bad person

(also lest just say for the sake of this fic your part of the teens next door to)

You, of course, refuse and deny, you knew he was faking.

They fight for your attention.

He also stalks you on dates

This mf would have you chipped and miced when you go on a date with him.

They fight for your attention

Like you'll have a date planned with Chad then Nigel convinces his parents to go out and have you babysit him.

Then Chad, being petty asf, proceeds to tell you it's fine and that you'll just have a movie night at your place.

With Nigel there.

Who has to watch his sister swoon for a “traitor”

And gods forbid he kisses you

Nigel would tell your parents in a heartbeat

He would also call Chad your lap dog for being a good boyfriend💀

Overall, they're both petty little slimeballs who love you but will be at each other's throats the second you're not looking.

-10/10 sibling to have when dating Chad💀💀

Hoagie and Tommy Gilligan

...

Why..

He LITERALLY held your youngest brother hostage

Anyway- Hoagie is shocked, Tommy is confused

Tommy hated him until Chad gives him food or smth

So now those two are on neutral ground

As for Hogaie, he's suspicious

But he sees how happy you two are together and can't help but admit that Chad is a good boyfriend

He still keeps an eye on him

Hell put a tracker or smth on you so that he knows your safe

He also enforces a “no closed door” rule when Chad is in your room 💀

The type of brother that if Chad said to bring you back at 9:00 would scold you for being late at 9:02

Neither could care less abt y'all kissing

Just don't do it in front of them

Tommy could care less he just cares abt the free food

Overall they both are chill as long as Chad doesn't screw up

7/10 siblings to have when dating Chad

Kuki and Mushi Sanban

SHIP

THEY DONT CARE IF HES A TRAITOR THEY STILL SHIP YOU

Most positive reaction

Yk when your older sibling brings home a friend and a younger sibling gets a crush??

Ye that's Mushi

But other than that

They give him ideas for dates

They'll tell him your favorite food, place, color, Etc.

They 100% call you two “love birds” or smth like that

They would also stalk you on dates

And if Chad kisses you in front of them???

Instant fangirling

If you think their stalking you just kiss Chad and you will hear the most high-frequency screams you will ever hear

They just ship you two so hard😔😔

They will also threaten anyone who dares to try and break their OTP

Overall 10/10 siblings to have when dating Chad.

Wallabee and Joey Beetles

Joey's chill since yk

He's an infant

But WALLY

MAN ALMOST FAINTED WHEN HE FOUND OUT

Does. Not. Like. Him

Won't let you two be alone at all💀

He would quite literally take your door away if he had too

He also would third wheel on dates JUST to ruin the mood

And If you two kiss??

He becomes the most dramatic mf

He says he's gonna puke (he actually did once💀)

Definitely does the “six feet” rule

Even if you two are on the battlefield💀

Just imagine you and your friends giving that villain speech

And Chad has an arm wrapped around your waist with his hand on your hip or smth like that

Man would deadass stop whoever's giving the speech by shouting

“OI! HANDS OFF MA SISTER YOU TEEN TRAITOR”

This little boy is way too protective💀

Overall they both love you but Wally ain't gonna let you smooch a traitor

9/10 or Joey 0/10 for Wally

Abigail and Cree Lincoln

Chill

Cree thinks it's a little weird that your dating her friend but still ships

And since Abby knows that he's in Teens next door she ships it

Don't mean they won't threaten him

100% gives him date ideas

They will both beat whoever is trying to ruin the relationship

Both would help Chad impress you

Wether it be him leading a mission all by himself or surprising you with flowers or chocolates

Only ones who let you two be together alone

if they walk in on you two kissing neither will NEVER hear the end of it

“Woah! Slow down now, I don’t wanna be a aunt this young”

“Yesh! And I thought mom and dad were romantic”

“So……when’s the baby coming”

“Y’all better use protection”

The last two totally weren’t from Cree

They both let you two live your own lives

They won’t stalk you on dates but they do ask you how it was

Was it romantic, was he sweet, did he pay, where did he take you, etc.

Overall nice siblings to have when dating Chad

8/10

[crystalgemgirl]

I got a cute Numbuh 274 x Operative Reader idea. It takes place in Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R, it'll be the episode from their point of view. They have a crush on each other. The interactions with each other are going to be adorable.^^

[sadprose-auroras]

3 & 8 for the fluff prompts please ❤️❤️❤️❤️

BLURB PROMPTS

3 – “Is this safe?” + 8 – “Quick, run!” – John Deacon x female!reader (fluff)

Why does everything I write end up occurring in a bar or club? I swear I’m trying to be different and creative with these 😂 idk man. Enjoy, lovie 💗 I apologise for lack of fluffy goodness

You clasped the fake I.D between your fingers, your heart pounding as the line moved a little too quickly for your liking.

“Is this safe?” you muttered nervously under your breath to your best friend John who stood beside you. “I mean, what if we get caught?” You didn’t say what you were really thinking; surely he had some kind of pull when it came to getting into these kind of places. The two of you were 20, sure, but not old enough to get into this club in some part of the U.S you were in. Life as a Queen roadie meant you very rarely could recall which city you were in today. It also meant that John was becoming rather famous, with girls throwing themselves at him, and certain perks. Apparently not perks such as getting into clubs, though.

“Relax, Y/N. It’ll be fine. Rog told me he used to do this all the time when he was only 17 back home. Just act confident.”

“I don’t think confidence is my problem, babe, this looks nothing like me!” you exclaimed, holding up the fake I.D some sketchy guy had kindly provided you with. ‘Rosaline Dickson’ was your name tonight, and apparently you were 37. John laughed, and you couldn’t help but join him. His eyes crinkled up in the corners, and you found yourself wistfully staring at him, wishing you could just- no. Not the time. You cursed yourself. Your silly little crush on him was becoming ridiculous at this point.

“Follow my lead,” ‘Chad Dickson’ whispered into your ear, taking your hand in his. The shiver down your spine that ensued was immediate, and undeniable. The security guard nodded ever so slightly towards the two of you, hand outstretched. You gave him the most nonchalant smile you could, handing the I.D over as John did the same. He held his torch up to them, eyes flicking back and forth between the I.Ds and the two of you, his expression unreadable. Your heart was pounding out of your chest.

“Nice try,” he scoffed, handing them back to you. Before you could react in any way, John’s grip on your hand tightened, and he pointed behind the guard.

“What’s that?” he said a little too loudly. The guard’s head whipped around, and John dragged you in the doors, despite your protests.

“Quick, run!”

All you could do was hold his hand as tightly as possible as he wove his way through the crowds of people, seemingly hoping to become lost in the mass of people and the dimmed lights. Unsurprisingly, you didn’t hear or see any kind of commotion behind you. Had you actually lost them? Was anyone even chasing after you in the first place? Maybe they really didn’t give a shit.

After buying a drink each, you carried them to a more secluded booth in a corner, flopping down and laughing uncontrollably.

“I can’t believe we just-“ you wheezed, shaking your head. John sighed dramatically, calming down a little as he leant his head sideways on your shoulder.

“I can always count on you to get up to ridiculous things like this with me. There’s just no one else…” he trailed off, his brows furrowing in thought as he raised his head and stared at you, causing your cheeks to burn.

“No one else to do what?” you flashed him a cheeky grin, although it didn’t match your eyes; your heart was pounding like mad.

“There’s no one else. That’s it.” he murmured, delicately pushing a strand of hair out of your face.

[totallynoteggos]

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“Is he for real right now” Numbuh 5 questions her and the rest of Sector V watch as Numbuh 6 walks around with THE SUPREME LEADER trailing behind her like a lost little puppy

Numbub 3 runs up to her teammate and had a her a medical bag. “Here you go numbub 6!!” the green-clad girl chirped. “Thanks Kuki!” the girl said with a smile on her face.

Numbuh’s 1, 2, 4, and 5 watched in shock as Chad’s face reddened and as small giddy smile grave his face in response to Numbuh 6’s smile.

They had just “saved” him from someone called “Mega Mom”. And Numbuh 6 was worried that he had gotten injured in some way.

She rummaged through the kit and frowned at the lack of bandaids. She grumbled “Maybe I have some in my room?” she quietly said.

Numbuh 6 clicked her tongue as she turned and walked to her room, not before saying “Sit.” To Chad while pointing at the couch.

The boy's Sector V jaws all dropped to the floor as they witness The Best there EVER was simply nodded his head and sat on the sofa with one leg crossed over his lap.

“ Woah” Numbuh 5 said in surprise, she knew Chad was a prideful boy, he took orders from none, and he didn't have to. So why did he comply to a girl he's never met-”wait” she thought.

She slapped a hand onto her forehead “Man, can't believe I just figured it out” she grumbled and walked away

“Awwwww” Numbuh 3 giggled as she skipped up to Chad. She leaned down to him and said “She likes that 60’s diner down the street, you should totally take her, OH she also likes the color yellow and bees!”

“Oh and before I forget!” she dug into her pockets and pulled out a box of bandaids “Tell her you found them, she likes boys who swoop in and save the day” she giggled

Chad's face flushed as he took the box and cleared his throat. “Thanks,” he said.

Numbuh 6 walked out from her room and over to Chad

“Sorry It's taking so long I can find-” Numbuh 6 stopped as she saw the box of bandaids in Chad's hands

Chad simply held them up to her “I found them under a pillow” he said with a charming smile on his face

Numbuh 6 blushed at the smile and took them

“Thank you” she said as she leaned in and quickly got to work disinfecting the scratch on his cheek

After she was done she gently placed a bandaid on the scratch

“And...Done!” she said as she pulled away, a bright blush vivid on her face

Numbuh 274 chuckled at her “Thanks a lot” He paused as he pulled her in grabbed her hand and kissed her bruised knuckles and said in a low, quiet, charming voice “Doll”

Numbuh 6 giggled and pushed her face lower into her other hand to cover the vermilion blush that painted her face

Both stared at each other with heart eyes for what to them felt like an eternity as Sector V watched in awe and shock at the romantic scene

...until Numbuh 3 ruined it

“Wait.....” she said

All attention went to her as Numbuh 274 deadpanned at the green-wearing girl for ruining the moment

“If theirs a Mega Mom” she started “then where's the dad??”

Chad jumped up from the couch, dragging Numbuh 6 with him and faced palmed.

“Ooh!” he said, “I totally forgot about hi-”

✷✵✸✹BOOM✷✵✸✹

A middle-aged man burst through the base

“Hi guys!” he said “How about a little time with- Destructo Dad!”

He then froze Numbuh 3

Luckily Numbuh 274 and 6 jumped out of the way

Numbuh 6 huffed when she landed “I just wanna have a cute moment with Chad!” she thought “ Why can't I have a cute moment with Chad!??”

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[totallynoteggos]

Mustard Time 😁

[totallynoteggos]

lol here’s a doodle with a (Y/N) with Albinism before I go to sleep :P

[totallynoteggos]

We have another one 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

[totallynoteggos]

Guys Look what I made 😆😆😆😆

Bros fuckin D O N E

& Idk why but he looks so cute 👀

[totallynoteggos]

THEIR MULTIPLYING 😨😨😨😨😨😨

[totallynoteggos]

Numbuh 274 headcanons :)

(Supreme Leader redesign is at the bottom!)

A/N: dis is supreme leader headcanons & their all over the place tbh 💀

Supreme Leader

Idk why but I feel like he has shit loads of freckles he just gives the vibes

A bit lanky & tall for his age but could still pack a punch if he wanted too

Resting bitch face that makes him look super serious & focused

He's a silly lil goober under that tho dw

He used a bottle of his mom's purple shampoo on accident & now uses It every time he showers (take notes Wally)

VERY protective of his hair which is why he's always wearing the helmet (unless he's trying to impress someone 😋)

I think he would have really thick fluffy hair that's a nice blond shade (#FFF2A3) with the roots being more dark (#D9B85F)

Sleepy-looking blue eyes (#89DFFA ) that look comforting even though he could glare into your soul

Ngl I don't think he has a sweet tooth, he gives off the vibe of someone who likes dark chocolate or milk chocolate & HATES white chocolate

Secretly took coffee at home so he could deal with being Supreme Leader

Has one of those ugly white rat dogs as a pet or a prize-winning border collie

French/Canadian

Was voted the cutest boy in the KND when he started becoming big

Had INSANE amounts of fan-girls/boys (More than Numbuh 10 🫢)

Bro got love letters & confessions on the daily 💀

👆LITERALLY Chad’s fan-girls on the daily 💀

He has diffidently sweet-talked his way out of trouble before

Was actually NOT trying to wipe their memories & Nigel just said that shit & he went with it

He was 100% sabotaged by Numbuh ♾️ when he changed his age so that Sectors V & Q would get decommissioned

GKND used him as a tool to make Nigel stronger & never intended for him to be earth’s ambassador

He was arrested so he couldn't leak any more info

. free my man he was just following orders :(

If he ever had a girlfriend while in the KND it would be secret so no one could target her

He's so fucking whipped for her omfg

He's so sweet to her 🫶

And as promised here the Supreme Leader redesign :)

Look how handsome he is 😋🫶

[totallynoteggos]

More incorrect quotes cus yes

(Y/N): You got a date yet Chad ?

Chad : No...

(Y/N): Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

*teen ninja Chad & operative (y/n)*

Chad : *angrily presses (Y/N) against a wall* WHERE'S NUMBUH 1!!

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): Are we about to kiss-

(Y/N): I'm trash.

Chad : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

(Y/N):

(Y/N): You smooth motherfucker.

(Y/N): And yes it does.

*on the GKND prison with cells next to each other*

Chad : Stop doing that.

(Y/N): Stop doing what?

Chad : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

*Supreme Leader Chad & operative (y/n)*

Chad:*Going over mission files with Numbuh 1*

(Y/N): How do I tell Numbuh 274 that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Numbuh 5: I beg your fucking pardon?

Chad : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

(Y/N): Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Chad : ...

Chad : You mean ring bearER, right?

(Y/N): ...

Chad : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Chad : I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

(Y/N): Aren't you forgetting something?

Chad : Uuh...*hesitantly kisses (Y/N)'s forehead before running out.*

(Y/N): No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

*After Operation: CH.A.D*

Chad : I owe you one (#).

(Y/N): That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even. :)

Nigel: HUH??

Stfu Nigel she's shooting her shot

(Y/N): I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Chad: That's great, (Y/N). Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

(Y/N): Is something burning?

Chad, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

(Y/N): Chad, the toaster is literally on fire.

Chad: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

(Y/N): AS ENEMIES?!

Chad:…

Chad: Hey, (Y/N), what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

(Y/N): What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Chad: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

(Y/N): Can't really say I have.

Chad: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

(Y/N): Sorry, Chad. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

*At a speed dating event*

Chad: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

(Y/N): Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Chad: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

(Y/N): Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Chad: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

(Y/N): But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

(Y/N): Chad, you love me, right?

Chad: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

(Y/N): *on the phone with Chad* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.

Chad: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.

(Y/N): Maybe.

Chad: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

(Y/N), poking Chad’s arm: Chad Chad. Chad. Chad.

Chad: WHAT?

(Y/N): …We’re out of Capri Suns—

(Y/N): You’re not jealous, are you?

Chad: No!

(Y/N): Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Chad: There. How do I look?

(Y/N): Like a cheap French harlot.

Chad: French?!

*Uno (Y/N)*

Chad, trying to flirt with (Y/N): I think both of our families suck.

Patton: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Fanny: we were helping Chad with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.

Rachel: How is “Nice ass, (Y/N)” inappropriate?

Chad: There's no meeting today because Rachel is at the police station.

Fanny: They're in jail?!

Patton: We have to get them out!

(Y/N): Jailbreak! I'm in!

(y/N): I'll dress up and distract the guard!

Patton: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

Fanny: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-

Chad: No! Rachel wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!

Chad: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… (Y/N) and I are dating.

(Y/N), Patton, Rachel, and Fanny: *gasp*

Chad: (Y/N), why are you surprised?!

Maurice, about Chad and (Y/N): My god, would you two just get a room already?

(Y/N): Excuse me, Maurice?

Maurice: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Chad: ...

Cree: I ship it!

The Steve: CAN YOU NOT?

(Y/N): We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Cree: ... Your what?

(Y/N): My friends.

Maurice: Are they saying “friends”?

The Steve: I think they're being sarcastic.

Chad: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, (Y/N)! All of your friends are in this room.

(Y/N): Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Maurice: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

Cree: (Y/N). Answer the question, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.

(Y/N): Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?

Maurice: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Cree: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Maurice: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Cree: It takes less than a minute.

Maurice: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Cree: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Maurice: Like seven minutes??

The Steve: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Cree: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? The Steve? Your stove is enchanted!

(Y/N): Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Chad: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

Cree: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Chad: 'Hottest Quarterback'

Maurice: 'Chillest Personality'

The Steve: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

(Y/N): 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

(Y/N): Look guys, I need help.

Cree: Love help?

Maurice: Financial help?

The Steve: Emotional help?

Chad: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Chad*

Chad: What? I’m a ride or die boyfriend?

The Steve: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Maurice: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

(Y/N): Three of us saw it, Maurice. How do you explain that?

Maurice: *points at Chad* Sleep deprivation. *points at (Y/N)* Paranoia. *points at Cree* Delusional personality disorder.

(Y/N): God, if only someone loved me…

Chad: *standing behind them with roses*

Patton: *holding box of chocolates*

Maurice: *has balloons and a card*

Rachel: *facepalms* This is sad.

(Idk Numbuh 10’s real name so it’s gonna be Ashley also GKND Au)

Ace: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Chad: Why?

Ashley: Rachel fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Maurice: (Y/N) doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

(y/n): I hope you have an explanation for this.

Ace: We have three, actually!

Chad: Pick your favorite.

Ashley: (y/n)! What did I tell you about lying?

(y/n), looking down: ...That it only works on Chad.

(y/n): PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Maurice: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.

(y/n): FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—

Maurice: *sigh* What do you want?

(y/n): Chicken nuggets please.

Chad: How many children do you have?

(y/n) with multiple cadets clinging to her: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Chad: I wish I had more enemies.

(y/n): I’m sure you will someday, honey.

*Chas & Y/N got caught kissing*

Rachel: Is there something you would like to say, Maurice?

Maurice: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

Rachel, to Chad: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Chad: *thinking*

Chad: 2012.

Maurice: 2012���?

Chad: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked (y/n) out so I let them hug me.

[totallynoteggos]

WHY IS THE CHAD ON YOUR PFP SO SAD!?

😢

Idk man 🤷‍♀️ i just took a screenshot from Operation: E.N.D when I saw Chad being a cutie patootie & decided to make it my pfp

He looks so wet cat here 😭😭😭😭

[totallynoteggos]

Guess who decided to re-design our favorite blond traitor :)

Ima upload the full images with some headcanons about him sometime before next week

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Shhh their on dates 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

I'm gonna release the full image with a fic but my tumblr is being weird & wont let me save drafts so it might take a while

[totallynoteggos]

What if chad true to steal the readers candy spray but he trys it and the the SOUREST candy to ever exist/the sourest candy in the world, but when we try it we have no reaction? I think it would be funny to see him having the biggest reaction to it (and he can't handle it) but we have no reaction to the sour candy spray

AHHHHH good idea🤭 Also thanks for the Chad Dickson Asks (I have another one in the works abt reader having Vitiligo & ima post it tmr) & Reader is Numbuh 6 also if anyone else decides to send Chad asks please specify if it's Supreme Leader Chad or Teen Traitor Chad pls

Tw: None expect Chad being jealous & trying to be a macho man

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TOO SOUR!!!

Numbuh 274 looked in confusion at the little spray bottle his secretary, Numbuh 6, had stashed in her candy bag. It was a small, lime-green bottle with a black label & cap. On the label it only said “Green Apple”, he could guess it's the flavor but he didn't know for sure. And yes Chad knew snooping in your crush's Candy bag was bad. But she did say he could grab anything he wanted from it so it's fine, Right??

He curiously popped the cap off & gave the candy a sniff, “Huh, weird…” he mumbled as it didn't smell like pure sugar like he hoped. In fact, the smell reminded him of a citrus. Numbuh 6 was notorious for having sweets on her at all times. Her love for confectionery could rival Numbuh 5 if she wasn't stationed on moon base. But throughout all the time they spent together, never once had he seen her eat anything sour.

The blond narrowed his blue eyes at the bottle in suspicion as he jammed the cap back on the bottle. “Who did she get you for??” he wondered, referring to the spray candy in his hands. He didn't personally know any kid that liked sour things. Well, other than…. Chad glared at the small bottle as he brought it closer to his face “I swear to God. If your for Numbuh34 , I'm sending him on a mission with Numbuh 13 & Numbuh 86…” he whispered with furrowed brows

He then chuckled dryly as he stood up, tossing the bottle from hand to hand. “I mean what's so good about him huh??” he asked none in particular “I mean, I guess he's like strong or whatever!” he said as he unbuckled his helmet & threw it onto his now vacant seat. “& he has good hair!” he huffed as he walked around the the front of his desk & a sat down.

“But I'm the THE. SUPREME. LEADER!” Chad shouted as he tossed his hands in the air. “THE. BEST there EVER was!!” he ripped the cap off of the sour spray, somehow not noticing the label on the rim that said “WARNING: SUPER DUPER SOUR!!!”

he raised it up to his mouth and in a cocky, boyish manner yelled “He’s got NOTHING on me-” The doors of his office suddenly slammed open as he saw Numbuh 6 franticly looking at him “Wait! NO! Don't-” she shouted but it was a second too late. His pointer finger has pressed down as the liquid got sprayed in his mouth.

Numbuh 6 rushed to him & took the spray from his hands. “OMG how much did you spray?!?!” she shouted as she grabbed him by the face & brought him close. Chad blushed at their proximity before answering “One spray? Wh-” Numbuh 6 watched his face contort as if it was putty, the sourness had kicked in.

“Cuz you idiot! That was my super duper sour spray from Russia!!!” Numbuh 6 shouted as she picked up the bottle. When she looked up she noticed that Chad hadn't moved a centimeter, the sourness for the candy had frozen him.

Numbuh 6 watched with hooded eyes as he twitched once in a while but overall remained a statue. The girl just sighed before pulling his rolly chair from behind the desk to the opposite of Chad & sat there. After 5 minutes she heard him shudder and make a odd noise. Numbuh 274 looked at Numbuh 6 with wide eyes

“Never EVER let me do that again….” he said as he hollowly stared at her. Numbuh 6 giggled as she gave a two-fingered salute “Will do blondie!” she said before spraying two pumps of the Super Duper Sour Spray in her mouth. Chad looked at her like she had grown two heads before swallowing thickly.

& the next thing Numbuh 6 knew he was running around the room yelling as the second wave of sourness hit him. “HELP ME HELP ME!!” he yelled as he picked up a trash can and spit all of his (what she could guess tasted sour) spit into it. Numbuh 6 simply perched her legs on his desk & spritzed more spray into her mouth.

“Mmmmm? No.” she said looking at him. Chad’s head snapped up to look at her bewildered “W-why?!?” he yelled as he started to cry from the sourness. Numbuh 6 coldly replied “Cuz you took something from me without asking” She then took her feet off the desk & sat facing her crush. “And that's not very nice. Is it Chad?” Chad groaned tiredly “Ok! I'm sorry for eating something you hid!” he said “I'll never do it again!!” Numbuh 6 snickered as she pulled out a water bottle & dropped a red tablet in that dissolved. She threw it over to Chad who caught & chugged it within seconds.

When he finished he huffed as he let his body relax against the wall “I'll never steal something from you ever again.” he groaned out. Numbuh 6 giggled as she got up & Sat beside him. “You better not,” she said “also it's my candy” Chad turned to her confused “Huh?” “The Spray.” She said, “It's mine.” Now Chad looked at her in a mix of fear & astonishment. “You scare me…” he said. Numbuh 6 just laughed before pecking his cheek. “I know.” Then she got up & left the room as Chad blushed as he held the cheek she kissed. Unknown to him Numbuh 6 mentally screamed at herself as she sped walked down the corridors to go tell Numbuh 362 about just happened

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