#ch; gu helong

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Gu Helong: They say the key to life is to find the things you love. Gu Helong: You know, what I love? Zitian Zixiao: What? Gu Helong: Arso- Baohu Ku: No!

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@kjsupernova

Gu Helong: -points blindly- Is this seat taken? Zixiao Zitian: ??? That's my lap. Gu Helong: Right, that one's reserved for Cairi. Sorry. Gu Helong: -points besides Zitian- Is this seat taken? Zixiao Zitian: -flustered dragon noises-

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Laopo Fu: Remember! You can't always control, who walks into your life. Laopo Fu: But you can control, which window you throw them out of. Baohu Ku: ... Gu Helong: What? No complaints!? Baohu Ku: -who's been dealing with petty domestic complaints in his office all day long- ...There is reason to his words. Gu Helong: ....right. Let's get you a pudding.

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Gu Helong: Ladies, it's never too late to get that summer body, you want! Baohu Ku: ...why are you holding a shovel? Gu Helong: .... 83 Baohu Ku: ...and what are you doing in a cemetery? Gu Helong: ... >83

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Gu Helong: Not all, who wander, are lost. Gu Helong: But I, sure as hell, am. -somewhere else- Baohu Ku: -concerned dragon noises-

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Zixiao Zitian: -trying to be encouraging to Gu Helong- Don't worry! There's a great dragon in everyone! Laopo Fu: -trying to be a gremlin- Not me! =3 Wulong Shu: There could be, if you weren't such a bitch about it! Dalong Shu: -chokes on his tea-

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Gu Helong: -to one of Wulong Shu's human sons, that became a tyrant instead of a wise emperor- "I know, sometimes children get dropped a bit unfortunately as babies. But you, Didi, you were clearly thrown into the air, smacked against the ceiling and then bounced back right out the window."

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@thecreaturecrossroads

Baohu Ku: It's okay to ask for help. You're not a burden. Zixiao Zitian: You're feelings matter. Gu Helong: Murder is okay. Baohu Ku: -takes a deep breath- Gu Helong: ... -points at Cairi's ex- Baohu Ku: .... -deep sigh- Sometimes. Gu Helong: -shrugs- I'll take it. Zixiao Zitian: -smiling serenely- Who's that? Laopo Fu: ...damn!

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Gu Helong: This human poll here says, that 1 in 5 cousins is not straight. Zixiao Zitian: What does that mean? Baoho Ku: It means, that humans can't count.

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Gu Helong: The most dangerous canoes, are volcanoes. Zixiao Zitian: Oh, so that's how it's pronounced. Baohu Ku: No it's not!

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Gu Helong: Ku-ge said, I should apologize. Gu Helong: So, sorry I was mean. You deserved it.

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Gu Helong: Helpful grammar tip: Farther is for physical distance. Further is for metaphorical distance. And Father is for emotional distance. Wulong Shu: For the last time I did not know, you were saving that cookie for later!

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Gu Helong: If potatoe beatles live in potatoes... Gu Helong: And bedbugs live in beds... Gu Helong: Do cockroaches- Baoho Ku: No.

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Gu Helong: Introvert? ...no. Gu Helong: Extravert? ...no. Gu Helong: Ambivert? ....no. Gu Helong: I'm a perve- Baohu Ku: No.

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I saw this and my first thought was: Helong would 🤣🤣🤣

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@thecreaturecrossroads

Baohu Ku: For the last time, Helong! You’re not Cairi. You can’t make everyone like you! Cairi: -chuckles- Oh no! Not everyone likes me! Zixiao Zitian: Who? Cairi: What? Baohu Ku: Who doesn’t like you? Gu Helong: We need names!