#ch: Queenie Fyre

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Queenie: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Clif: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Queenie: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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Queenie: You know, we both look incredible tonight

Moni: Please tell me you realize that if you’d said “You look incredible tonight” I would have said “So do you” right?

Queenie: I could not take that chance

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Matty: We don’t know how many stars there are…

Queenie: I think there are seven

Alister:

Alister: There are definitely more than seven.

Moni: You just said we don’t know how many stars there are

Matty: We know there are at least seven!

Queenie: Well apparently you’re a liar so I’m even more convinced it’s seven.

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Clif: What are your options when someone puts a knife to your throat?

Queenie: What are you talking about? You give them what they want or they kill you.

Moni: WRONG. You take the knife, or you pull out a bigger one. Or, you call their bluff. Or, you do any one of a hundred and forty six other things.

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Queenie: Okay, help me please!

Alister: Got two words for you.

Queenie: I bet they won't be helpful.

Alister: Your problem.

Queenie: I was right

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Queenie: A HA!

Jekyll: How did you guys get here before us?

Queenie: Wait… how did we get here before them?

Alister, pulling out a map: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

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Queenie, thinking out loud: Shes so pretty…..

Moni: You think I’m pretty?

Queenie: YOU CAN READ MINDS???

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- a future battle -

Queenie: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Moni: Your wife, Q

Queenie: My wife! Even better!!

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Moni, bitterly looking at Clif and Jekyll: Please. They think they’re so great just ‘cause they know each other’s allergies? You know what I’m allergic to?

Queenie: …Them?

Moni: Exactly!

Moni: And bees. You should know that, if I get stung I’ll one hundred percent die.

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Clif: Queenie. Please look me in the eyes and say you don’t have feelings for Moni. Then I’ll leave you alone.

Queenie, looking lovingly at Moni across the room: I don’t have feelings for Moni.

Clif:

Clif: Q you’re looking nowhere even near my eyes right now.

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Queenie: How is it that you are a being with the power of destruction and death at your fingertips, but your boyfriend is the terrifying one?

Jekyll: I know right! I’m so lucky

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Moni: Q and I are no longer dating.

Queenie: Moni, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Queenie: Hey Moni, what colors should I wear on the date this weekend?

Moni, confused: Uh… I don’t know

Queenie: Well what color is your dress going to be? Because we have to match

Moni: Hey Q?

Queenie: Mhm?

Moni: We’re not going on a date this weekend.

Queenie:

Queenie: I… forgot to ask you.

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Moni: My girlfriend does nothing but treat me like shit!!

Alister: What happened?

Queenie: I didn’t make her cereal

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Moni: Do you want to know your gay name?

Queenie: My... my gay name?

Moni: Yeah, it's your first name-

Queenie: Haha. Very funny Moni-

Moni: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Queenie: Oh- oh my god.

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Jekyll: You fainted, what do you remember?

Queenie: I remember the ambulance ride

Alister: There wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Queenie: But… there was a siren?

Moni: That was Clif

Clif: Sorry I got nervous