#certified-demon

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Finally finished this yay!

Hell hound poodle Dan.

[vaggieslefteye]

Appreciating Hazbin Hotel's Character Expressions ↳ ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ in 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On"

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

You know since Fulgrim became this snake thing, how much do you wanna bet he has a habit of swallowing things whole and then just not eating for the next week or so that it takes to digest his meal? I bet you anything he's eaten space marines whole and got a horrible stomach ache from it. Why he thought it was a good idea is anyone's guess.

Anyway, I am slowly learning to love Fulgrim as much as I do Sanguinius. They're both super cool and it's very sad what happened to Fulgrim. I wish I could fix him. Also, Snake. You have no idea how much I fucking love Snakes. His scales are so pretty!!!! I wonder how hard shedding is for him. He must have times where he doesn't really eat much or seem interested in doing anything aside from rubbing on this rock because skin is very itchy and tight. I also realize this would imply Fulgrim is literally just getting bigger and longer. He does not need to get any bigger. He will become a mountain of a snake man if allowed to grow continuously. Probably more likely shed if he gets hurt or has parasites like regular snakes do. Might shed every few hundred years or thousand depending. As big as his sheds would be, imagine how pretty they'd be!!!

[themainspoon]

I keep seeing polls made for people unfamiliar with a piece of media to ask them to try and identify the thing that does not happen in said media, and I always thought those looked like a lot of fun! So, I decided to make one, and I already knew the perfect franchise for one: The World of Darkness (WoD) TTRPG franchise. The WoD is a franchise containing several different TTRPG’s about playing as monsters, and it has some of the most unhinged lore I have ever come across.

Almost everything above is heavily simplified for the sake of fitting into the poll boxes btw. Also, I promise that this is not a trick. Ten of the Eleven options presented above actually are a part of this franchises seemingly infinite Metaplot. I’ll schedule a reblog containing the answer and some much needed context for everything above.

[andromedakrow]

WHAT A SHOW

[lint-beetle4]

hello! Can I get a request of the new lego monkie kid season five character?

Xiangliu x reader smut

Like xiangliu hhaving a bad day and he needed to find Y/N to satisfy himself :)

Warm Embrace (Xiangliu X Reader Fluff and Smut)

Every demon is subject to have their bad days

It's a normal part of life for everything to just suck

Unfortunately, Nine was feeling just that--shitty

Being one of the ten kings was a difficult process

Not because it was a hard job or anything, but because those pompous demons were just so strict

It was tiring going through the motions, all he craved was freedom to be rid of a destiny that had everyone caged

The only good thing to come around was you

You weren't in the other cycles--but with one simple act of well placed defiance, you came to him out of the blue

See, you were interesting, you weren't expected, but here you were

On days like these, you were the light that Nine sought, the warm glow of discovery that he could return to

He was lucky to have you, and he wanted to show just how much he appreciated you as you became a part of something bigger

Xiangliu stumbled into his shelter, a lavish palace that the 10 kings stayed in when the night grew long and the voices of the damned softened.

The consort knew exactly who he needed, and he wasn't going to be stopped--job be damned, Xiangliu needed a release.

"My love?" Your voice was a blessing in every way, and Xiangliu turned to you, nearly running to your ready embrace. "Why do you come here looking as if you fought heaven and back?"

"I might as well have," the snake demon chuckled sadly. "Those fools know nothing--they are simpletons at best..."

"I'm tired, my dear." Xiangliu admitted softly, sinking his head into your shoulders. "I simply needed to see you, to take my worries away from this nonsense."

"My prince, I'm so glad you've come back." Oh, he loved you. How your hands rubbed his back and soothed the invisible ache away from his body.

He wanted to feel you more, all of you.

Xiangliu felt a snap in his brain, something wild wriggled deep in him, and his lips crashed into yours with a ferocity you'd never seen before. Yet, you allowed his hands to explore your body, his tongue to wrap around yours and his eyes to bore deeply into you with a hidden message.

You smiled as your lover lifted you into his arms, rushing into your private quarters before nearly tearing your clothes off. Xiangliu was a patient demon, never one to be exceedingly impulsive--this was a new sight to behold, something only your eyes would ever see.

With another pleading look in his eyes, you simply gave a nod, feeling his scaly hands travel down your body, fondling you ever so tenderly as he made slow and steady movements to prepare you. You bucked into his hands, feeling those expert fingers untangle your nerves with blasts of pleasure.

Xiangliu was inside you before you knew it.

Oh, how that demon kept thrusting into you, pounding into you as if you were only thing that could cure his troubles. You moaned loudly, hips grinding into the duel sensation of the demon's cocks. They filled you up so wonderfully, enough to have you on edge within mere moments.

Xiangliu lowered his head as his movements became staggered, jerking desperately. You felt his teeth sink into your neck, sharp pain radiating from the abused area as you felt his cocks pulsating into you. You clenched onto them, listening to beautiful melody of your lover moaning and whimpering your name as he roughly pounded into you, gripping onto your hips with a final thrust as he came with a pathetic whine.

You pet the wilting snakes on your lovers head, some twisting around your hand gently. Xiangliu nuzzled up into the crook of your neck, his cocks soft inside of you.

"Thank you, my darling."

[allastoredeer]

Ya know what's odd to me? That vast majority of hazbin/helluva ships have the taller partner bottom anyway. HuskerDust, Stolitz, Chaggie, StaticMoth, even CherrySnake! So, what's the hang up on Alastor not being allowed to be the pillow-prince he was always meant to be? Or, more specifically, why the insistence under Bottom!Alastor posts that "he would never"?

The man needs that break from stress and responsibilities or he'd go on more rampages!

And, like, here's the thing. When people say they can't "see" Alastor bottoming. Cool, that's fine. Not everyone is going to see a character in the same way, nor should they. You're allowed to have your preferences.

It's when they say he "would never" that it starts getting on my nerves.

He would never bottom? Never? Well, my permit here says otherwise.

[dollypopup]

"But everything Lady Whistledown wrote was true!"

. . .does it matter?

Is the price for cruelty truth? Does it cease to be unkind if it is honest? Was the bullying many of us were subjected to swept away simply because it was, in some ways, objectively true? Because I have been fat all my life, and the people who weaponized that against me were 'just being honest'? When it took me longer to answer a question due to my processing with ADHD, were people right to call me 'slow' and laugh just because it was true?

Are rumors okay to spread if they're 'true'? No matter how much they harm others? Is the hurt someone experiences at the hands of gossip inconsequential because it happens to be private information made public against their will- but is still, at the core of it, genuine?

Can we out queer people, just because it's true? Can we reveal locations?

Do the ends justify the means? How much blood is okay to spill in the name of honesty? Who asked for Brutal Honesty to knock on their doors? Or is it allowed to come into our homes unwarranted simply on the basis of existence?

Where is tender honesty? Compassionate honesty? Empathetic honesty? Gentle honesty?

My issues with Lady Whistledown, and thus Penelope's actions and how people defend them, do not rest upon the truth of them. They rest on the unkindness. They rest on the fact that Penelope wants to 'be better' but is still, at the core of it, revealing information that is not her business or right to reveal. That she herself was at the bladed end of that experience and cried and cried and cried- and still chose it. That she knows the pain she can cause, and does cause, and yet cannot let it go for the sake of the power it holds.

It's not all her fault. She lives in a sexist society. She is a woman who has been made powerless because of misogyny and then snatched that power back. In some ways, it's impressive.

But we have to acknowledge the cruelty of it. That the people who pay are predominately woman. Those she cares for. The disenfranchised. That she herself has paid. That Colin has. Eloise has. Marina has. Kate, Edwina, Daphne, Cressida, modistes, and countless staff who came under scrutiny have paid.

I just want her to grow in Season 4. I want her to recognize she can pursue her passions without gossip and rumors. I want her to write stories and go traveling. I want her to make new friends outside of what she can provide for them with the power of her publication. I want her and Colin to be in love knowing they're moving forward together, instead of him being a mirror for 'her light' as she burns herself out.

I want more for her than 'brutal honesty'.

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Luffy (nonchalant): So, what are you? One of those incubi that are sent to trick me into falling for my darkest fantasies?

Buggy: Pfft. What? No, why?

Luffy (panicking internally): 'oh shit oh fuck'

Buggy (grinning like a smug bastard): WHY?

[sun-marie]

..... is this a safe space to admit i kinda really don't like that lucanis used to have a crush on viago

[vaggieslefteye]

out for blood ⇌ out for love

[spacedoutman]

Gene Simmons - 1976, August 20th, North Hollywood, Cali ✨

Pictures originally uploaded by u/feralangel2000 on the Kiss subreddit

I only reloaded them because Gene looks like a stripper

[fishermcn]

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[inkyminx]

These two will be the reason I will have heart problems I CANT—

Also a little something since I had MAJOR flashbacks and it’s great/funny.

[clonedchaos]

Bendy Comics

Hehehe kicking my legs back and forth because I just read the little Bendy’s Crack-Up Comics Book and here are some of my thoughts while reading it:

This image of Bendy. Tempted to make this my pfp ngl.

I like the cat one, not just bc my batim toon oc is a black cat—

Also I need the goats in the main line game stat.

Also also, Boris and Alice are adorable :3

Alice! Boris is dying! Alice!!!!!

“I see you are a man of culture.”

This one was just cute. Bendy deserves all the pies, the lil guy.

Okay, calm down there, Dr. Eggman.

“You’re too late, Bendy! I am now FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!”

Alice is such a mood in this book, she’s my spirit animal.

The moon comic is so strange out of context. Bendy and Alice get arrested and Boris eats the moon.

Also as for the Bendy charm line, Bendy 100% tries to max out his charisma stat in dnd and that’s canon now.

He’s gonna do a crime.

Projectionist cameo? Also Spinel is in this? Neat. (I also very much need her in a mainline game plz and thank you)

Just this entire page. “We didn’t wake up and choose violence… But the children did.”

Edgar appreciation. He’s the littlest guy.

More Alice appreciation because she’s iconic.

[allastoredeer]

A cute radioapple headcanon to rid any remaining bad vibes that hater was trying to spread!

Early into living under the same roof as each other, one of the few things Lucifer and Alastor could really agree on is that television is garbage. However! Lucifer is willing to make exceptions for two things. The first is animation. 2d, cg, ESPECIALLY stop-motion, if it's animated and has a decent story/script, it automatically gets a pass. The second depends on if cinema is being lumped in with television here, I can't remember if Lucifer and Alastor dislike movies and films as well. But if cinema and television are being lumped together, then the second exception is The Princess Bride. I can see Lucifer just absolutely adoring The Princess Bride and for good reason it's literally the perfect film nothing else past or present even compares fight me.

So imagine Lucifer manages to talk Alastor into watching The Princess Bride with him (and maybe everyone else, perhaps they're all having a movie night or perhaps Lucifer and Alastor are just watching it on their own) and Alastor finds himself actually enjoying it FAR more than he expected to. And he either begrudgingly admits to Lucifer that it wasn't the worst thing he's had to sit through, or he lies and says he hated it just to get caught later rewatching it by himself and having to eat THAT humble pie😚😚😚

I will not fight you about The Princess Bride being the best movie ever. You're right. I only fight liars.

Hehehehe I can see Alastor claiming to still hate it - but depending on where their relationship is at, Lucifer knows he's lying. He knows.

But it makes it SO much better if he gets caught watching it on his own later 😂 "Lucifer! It's not what it looks like!"

Looks like you're enjoying a bit of modern television, bud (or as modern as it gets for him considering the Princess Bride came out in 1987 LMAO)