#certified siggy freud HATER

[omegapheromone]

Posts that make me whisper to myself, "it's just a fictional trope. It's just a fictional trope. It's j

Freud in the omegaverse

“we psychologically crave mating bites because our moms didn’t scruff us enough as kids”

Insufficient development of the oral stage results in a biting/nipping fixation too💀

“Um actually, I theorize that our Instinct-Dynamic (our id, if you will) is just a repression of our deepest desires”

“As a certified expert in women, I conclude that women want to be alphas because they secretly want to be men to gain the respect of their parents” (and Lord bless Karen Horney in this AU where she goes “uhuh and maybe all men who think their dynamic defines them are little pissboys? You ever consider that, Freud?? That you’re a litttle pissboy????”)