#certified by the dork

[gointothevvater]

And there we have it, the four moments that justify Going Downklok's existence!

[giggly-squiggily]

haiiihii:)) hope your day/night is amazing ☺️ for the sentence-starter thingy can i request for the pink hair cutie(Kiryu?) from windbreaker? him as ler x reader romantic with something that goes like "show me a smile come on" or so if it inspires you. 😄🌸

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Oo, how I love Kiryu!! He's a delight! (and he sounds like Bachira dubbed hehehehe) I've gotcha covered, anon! :D I hope your day/night has been a good one!

“Hey, don’t be mad anymore!” Kiryu had his arms around you from behind, his face on your shoulder as you turned away. “I’m sorry, babe. Really.”

You believed him. You had already forgiven him, really. You were still in your feelings over what happened though. He had gotten so into his game for the past hour it was like he forgot you were even there.

“Take me back!” He whined against you, rocking you gently and breaking down your angry wall of silence. “Take me into your loving arms. Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.”

He really just had to start singing? The intentionally off-key song was almost enough to make you laugh, but you were determined to stay strong. Pouting, Kiryu pretended to take a bite out of your shoulder, making dramatic mouth noises. “I’m gonna eat your anger away.”

“Hehey, don’t!” It tickled, making you squirm. Well- there went your silence. Kiryu seemed to perk up at your voice, nuzzling and nibbling at your shoulder as you scrunched up and giggled. “Kihihiryu!”

“There it is. Come on, gorgeous- show me a smile.” He moved up to your neck, fingers curling into your torso as you squeaked and leaned away. “I won’t stop until you’ve forgiven me.”

“Ehehheahhaha! I hahahahve! I aahhahareahhahdy hahahve!” You pleaded, falling to your side with your boyfriend carrying on his gentle tickles, leaving you defenseless. “I ahhahahready hahahave, now plehahahahahse!”

“I don’t know- you were really angry at me.” He kissed your cheek noisily as he traced your ribs, softening your laughter to gentle titters. “Fairly so. I’m sorry for ignoring you. Can I buy you a drink to make up for it?”

“Ehehehehe, wehehehll, I suppose so.” You nodded, sighing when he finally stopped tickling. “Just don’t do that again. Play all you want, but remember I’m here too.”

“Deal.” He kissed you on the lips before pulling you to your feet, leading the way to the convenience store.

[thegirlinthecher]

[fox-guardian]

HOW ARE WE FEELING GAMERS

[bondagebimbo]

the only fucking wallpaper suggestions my phone will give me rn are of two of my cats and a sky picture and I love that 😭 I’m obviously not absolutely obsessed with my sweet Freyja baby, nope. yes I fucking am 🥺

[writergracethepanda]

Aiden Acharya was one of the coolest guys in school, but also had some really weird friends.

Everyone knew he and Aru Shah were friends, but then they started dating? It never made sense to anyone. Sure, Aru was nice, but she was, well, Aru.

And then his cousin started at school with him, and Rudy was really weird. Apparently he'd been homeschooled before then, but sometimes it seemed he'd come from another world. The kid had some sort of green skin condition on his neck, and he didn't seem to understand a lot of basic stuff about high school. And history class? The kid didn't know shit.

[littlexdeaths]

the way i can vividly see eddie putting in a pair of plastic vampire fangs when you’re about to get freaky and him just taking a big chomp out of your booty or thighs.

[ballpit-bakery]

Thomas Flyswatter is forklift certified bensilly told me himself

[just-jordie-things]

Imagine how dorky yuta probably is when he’s about to confess to you though! He’d have this entire plan of taking you out on this cute date, holding your hand as he walks with you, then confessing in a cute spot he knows.

Only for him to slip up in the middle of dinner

“I love the food!” “I love you” “Yuta what?” “I WHAT”

ONFG YES HES SO AWKWARD I LOVE HIMMMM

like you 100% know he’s planning to confess to you… you’ve probably known he’s had a crush on you since the beginning… even if you consider yourself oblivious the boy isn’t exactly slick with it let’s be honest he’s a little pathetic but it’s so endearing and sweet !!

god he so wants to deliver a long romantic speech about his feelings for you just to end up slipping right away he can’t help it 😭🫶🫶

[i-love-def-leppard]

today is a national holiday for the joe hoes fr

[goldensunset]

awwwwww

[philosophy-dorkiness]

man okay so I really want to be a Philosophy academic, this is a side blog literally set up as a place to like, scream about somewhat niche interests i'm also doing a course about doing a PhD (i literally have not started my Masters so 1000 points to me I guess)

[sherlockig]

father i must confess that i can not stop listening to "queen of kings" by alessandra

[themainspoon]

血継限界: I know 限界(げんかい, genkai) means limit. The first two kanji are 血, which means blood, and 継, which means something like inherit, succeed, continue, etc (I had to radical search for that shit). Kekkai (ケッケイ) isn't a word I was able to find, and 血継 doesn't show up as a conversation option when I type けっけい(kekkei). I did find that 血 can sometimes mean blood in a way akin to ancestry. So, 血継限界 could maybe mean something like "blood inheritance limit", or possibly "bloodline continuation limit".

I gotta be honnest though, I'm feeling like I may be missing something here. That I may be a tad out of my depth. If anyone has a more authoritative answer please let me know. If it isn't obvious I kinda want to translate this, but at my current level of langauge ability there are unfortunate limits on what I can accomplish.

Oh, you’re mistaken. I didn’t undergo these medical transition procedures due to a “fetish” or a “mental illness,” I did this to deactivate the kekkei genkai (血継限界) that I inherited from my cursed bloodline.

That technique is too dangerous to ever be used again.

*gazes out the window of my hospital room as a light spring rain patters against the roof*

[trickycactus]

fuuuck the indie nail polish brand i simp for is going to release a star wars collection. goddamn. shit. like i even have a choice in buying that.

[strifetime]

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