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contactproblem · 11 months ago
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Hello void I am here to shout at you about the beautiful creation that is orchestra au huntbastian
So we’re all familiar with Smooth Criminal GCV right. Stellar vocals and even more stellar cello playing.
It got me thinking as a cello player: orchestra gets really damn intense, especially at a school like Dalton that would value performing arts.
So… let’s take the (offscreen but definitely real) tension of Hunter and Sebastian vs the Warblers captaincy…
And let’s transpose it to cello first chair. Or section leader or something like that.
All I’m saying is.. the lengths that those two would go to in order to have that position…
And it’s so fun to think about the instruments the other Warblers would play!!
Like, Jeff and Nick are definitely violinists. Trent’s probably a violist. Other warblers r slipping my memory but you get the picture!! And it can extend to the New Directions too!
There’s DEFINITELY overlap between orchestra, band, and choir. It doesn’t even just have to be orchestra, it can be instruments in general. Maybe Warblers are an orchestra, New Directions r band. Kurt and Rachel maybe play flute and sax respectively? I don’t know. There’s so much potential.
This kinda turned into instrument rambling but honestly I’m surprised I haven’t stumbled across any sort of band/orchestra au of glee yet. It could be really fun!
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bestnewsmag-blog · 8 years ago
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Blogger Ben Yagoda on False Titles
A few years back, linguist and Lingua Franca contributor Geoffrey Pullum wrote a submit on Language Log wherein he set out the primary sentences of two books by way of Dan Brown Titles, The Da Vinci Code and Yagoda  Angels and Demons:
  Renowned curator Jacques Saunière staggered through the vaulted archway of the museum’s Grand Gallery. Physicist Leonardo Vetra smelled burning flesh, and he knew it turned into his very own. Geoff went on to take a look at:
This use of a person’s name preceded by way of the name of an activity, without a preceding article (an anarthrous NP [nominal premodifier], as we grammarians say whilst speaking to our very own kind within the secretive cabals that we now and again maintain), is ordinary because occupational descriptions like “fertilizer salesman” aren’t typically used as titles. “Cardinal” is an identity; selling fertilizer is simply a job. It’s far proper that noun terms like “fertilizer salesman Scott Peterson” are located in newspaper articles … however, I have never but discovered absolutely everyone but Dan Brown the use of this creation to open a work of fiction. The construction sounds to me just like the beginning of an obituary in preference to an action collection. It’s now not ungrammatical; it just has the wrong experience and style for a unique. He also observed that in Brown’s books, this creation — additionally called a “false identity” — is grisly inform:
The easy reality is that if you are ever stated on Web page 1 of a Dan Brown novel you’ll be referred to with an anarthrous occupational nominal premodifier (“Renowned linguist Geoff Pullum staggered throughout the savage beauty of the forsaken Santa Cruz campus, suffering to put off the knife plunged unnaturally into his again by using a barbarous millionaire novelist”), and you will have died a painful and horrible dying through Web page 2, at the side of numerous apparently unwell-selected clichés and mangled idioms. I used such a offers on Geoff in the commencing line of this submit, so I hope he’s no longer lifeless meat.
As Geoff indicates, false titles are the province of journalism, however even in journalism circles, they’re debatable, in element because of Time magazine, from its founding in the 1920s till approximately 1960, turned into so notorious for abusing (and capitalizing) them. In his 1936 New Yorker profile of Time founder Henry Luce, Wolcott Gibbs had extraordinary recreation with the convention, at the side of the magazine’s piquant coinages (many of the more a success ones have been the pollster, racketeer, socialite, and televangelist) and peculiar dependency of inverting sentences. Right here Gibbs lists a number of Time‘s pinnacle executives:
• Inheritor apparent to a mantle of Luce is dapper, tennis-gambling, $35,000-a-year Roy Larsen, nimble in Radio- & Cinemark, vice-president & 2nd largest stockholder in Time, Inc. …
• Looming behind him is burly, able, tumbledown Yale man Ralph McAllister Ingersoll, former Fortune editor, now widespread supervisor of all Timenterprises, descendant of four hundred-famed Ward McAllister. Littered his desk with drugs, unguents, Kleenex, Socialite Ingersoll is Time’s No.1 hypochondriac, introduced ant palaces for having a look at & emulation of personnel, writes copious memoranda about submitting structures, different minutiae seldom misses a Yale football recreation. …
• Early in life Time editor John Stuart Martin misplaced his left arm in a twist of fate. Unhandicapped he, envious of sympathy, Martin performed par golfing at Princeton, is a crack shot with a rifle or shotgun, holds a phone without hands, the use of shoulder & chin, chews paperclips. The first cousin of Cofounder Hadden, joined in 2d marriage to a daughter of Cunard Multi-millionaire Sir Ashley Sparks, Martin is handling editor of a newsmagazine, has been nimble in Cinemark, different Timenterprises. Time has dialed way lower back at the exercise, however, it’s nonetheless frowned on in many newsrooms, inclusive of that of The Big apple Instances. In 2012, the paper’s standards editor, Philip B. Corbett wrote in a weblog publish, “We strive to keep away from the unnatural journalistic mannerism of the ‘fake title’ – that is, using an outline or task designation with a person’s call as though it have been a proper title. So we don’t talk over with ‘novelist Zadie Smith’ or ‘cellist Yo-Yo Ma.” The paper’s manual of fashion gives a clever manner of smoking out these terrible boys:
Do now not make titles out of mere descriptions, as in harpsichordist Dale S. Yagyonak. If unsure, try the “top morning” take a look at. If it is not possible to imagine pronouncing, “good morning, Harpsichordist Yagyonak,” the identity is false. Whether one is keen on false titles or not, I suppose we can agree that they ought to be punctuated effectively. And Right here there’s a hassle. whilst the usage of this construction, my (journalism) college students has a deuce of a time averting superfluous commas earlier than and after the man or woman’s call. And so they’ll write sentences like:
Cellist, Yo-Yo Ma, gave a concert.
Sophomore, Tiffany Jones, has the very best GPA in the college. It’s one thing for college kids to make the mistake. but I’ve seen it show up in more and more grown-up locations, inclusive of the internet site of a person providing his offerings as a style and writing guru. And, on Might also 1, this headline seemed
Galvanizing Thematic Grammar Challenges Via Catalyzing Titles
  “Above all, we have to go beyond words and images and concepts. No imaginative vision or conceptual framework is adequate to the great reality” – Bede Griffiths
Making a difference in the search for unique classroom materials to be able to maneuver students’ language engagement is a highly appreciated pedagogic move. This is an upshot of teachers’ creativity through eyeing appropriate resources of incomparable features that elicit thought-provoking instructions to enrich learners’ linguistic level for operative macro skills. It is a fact that speaking, listening, reading and writing require increasing grammar knowledge to communicatively serve. At this juncture, the main concern of this idea is to manipulate popular titles in a way that grammar is stimulated while the lesson’s theme is created through students’ constructed responses linked to titles contexts. In the real world, these may emerge from literary, fiction and non-fiction of varied genre and forms such as novels, fables, short stories, essays, biographies, poems, news, editorials, films, music, paintings, books, among others where they serve as arts’ driving power, to motivate audience’s or readers’ discoveries. They are the promises of any composition that are expressed literally or figuratively nevertheless lead to the establishment of common thoughts. In addition, it is recommended that teachers give backgrounds of the titles when considering these inputs. Background knowledge as operationally used in this model refers to the process of introducing what is behind a specific work which means that provision of surrounding information regarding a particular work triggers contextual comprehension and accentuates thematic responses absorbed between the lines by learners dependent upon the degree on how a language teacher activates them for possible grammatically rewarding outputs. It is also recommended that the derivation of themes should emanate from the students’ inferential skills activated by teachers’ motivation.
The worth- designing tasks
Language teachers can possibly perform these tasks in accordance with institutional curriculum mandates by relating them to their organizations’ academic practices stipulated under English language programs’ contents, course outlines, syllabi, delivery plans, time frame, expected learning outcomes, and assessment procedures. By doing so, incorporating this concept may establish feasibility to instructive interplay.
To appreciate the pedagogical purposes of incorporating these materials in language instructions, here are some postulated lessons that are to be exemplified through sequence components: (a) the title as a springboard, (b) theme (c) focus, (d) objective/s (e) facilitation of responses (f) probably alluded thematic responses, (g) implications to language study, and (h) stimulated allied lessons.
Lesson (1) one
a. the title as a springboard- play, Faust by Christopher Marlowe b. theme – the rise and fall of one’s power, the power of the evil can do to human beings c. focus – modification of titles through descriptions
d. objective-
Construct a title by providing a descriptive adjective before the stated noun of a single -word titled play.
  e. facilitation of responses
The teacher monitors responses. It is suggested that all answers are to be classified according to the classes of words as they are cited before emphasizing adjectives. The teacher can encourage two-word adjectives before the noun.
f. probably alluded thematic responses
“Poor Faust,” “One Famous Faust,” “Once Powerful Faust,” “The Mightiest Faust,” ” Mighty Faust,” “Doomed Faust,” “Strong Faust,” “Unfortunate Faust,” “Pitiful Faust,” “Old Wicked Faust,” “Unsatisfied Faust,” and “Power-hungry Faust.”
g. implications of language study
It elicits arriving at appropriate order or sequence of adjectives or location of adjectives before nouns.
h. Stimulated allied lesson
May serve as an opener for a succeeding lesson on prepositions of time and place where titles formulated such as, ” The Most Wicked Faust of the Century,” “The Mightiest Faust at Midnight,” and “Condemned Faust in a Fast-moving Time,” “Doomed Faust in a Strange Land,” among others.
Lesson (2) two
(a) the title as a springboard-poem, The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost (b) theme – there’s always an alternative to following one’s dream/s. (c) focus – vocabulary enrichment through rephrasing titles.
(d) objectives-
Rewrite the title through other words that mean the same. Apply figurative interpretations.
(e) facilitation of responses
Provide a background of the title. Present the title for analysis to elicit responses. The teacher uses guide questions. Reemphasize the themes that may enable acceptable answers.
(f) probably alluded thematic responses
“The Overlooked Way,” “The Unheeded Road,” “The Path Untaken,” “The Forgotten Road,” “The Dreamer’s Road,” “The Road to Dreams,” and “The Hidden Way to Success.”
(g) implications of language study
Formed responses denote the subject of attaining dreams. It paves one’s ability to assign words to relate meanings by attaching suitable vocabularies as replacement while the main line’s idea is retained. It also caters to the understanding or literal and denotative meanings of statements or literal and figurative interpretations of lines.
(h) stimulated allied lessons
This title can further lead to the study of language points such as irregular verbs, prepositions, noun phrases, indefinite articles, and descriptive adjectives.
Lesson (3) three
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