#celine’s sexy moots

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5 boring things

Okay people I have been tagged by @moongays and @angelfruittree and I have yet to see any ACTUALLY boring facts from any of y’all on this curse site so prepare to be ACTUALLY bored.

1. I have a sister

2. I love oat milk and iced coffee and any combination therein

3. Speaking of: gimme that espresso martini

4. Speaking of speaking of: big wine drinker here

5. I have a Costco membership

OKAY BEAT THAT, PEOPLE

Open tag but also maybe some newish friends?? Be boring!! @starquestingfordrarry @thistlecatfics @euripidestrousers @wingsmadeforflying

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Just in time for my RP era

there HAS to be a reason for this

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I’ve been waiting to play THANK YOU for the tag lovely @moongays

Honestly at this point I am just tagging so people will play with me but if you haven’t already done this PLEASE DO IT and tag meeeee 🥰

@kaaaaaaarf @kaleidoscopexsighs @theresthesnitch @amethystheart2421 @severedreamerfox @thisliminalspacedaydreams @roadsidehorror @amour-anguis @moonysfavoritedog @moonheavens @itsaash @burningaurora @crushofdoves @ryder-the-writer @honeybcj @impishtubist @spookymoonie @blackberry-sunset @maybebabyplease

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Picrew updates!!

This one came from @moonysfavoritedog and I v much liked it. Def gave me a TON of options but this is where we landed. Celine on the outside! 💅✨😌

Under the cut for Celine on the inside 🥴 this one from @moongays 🔪😀💋

Open tag if you haven’t already done these!! Please do them and tag me I LOVE SEEING MY FRIENDS AS CUTE LIL CHARACTERS

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Alright friends it's time to write sappy little notes to each other that we all get to open on Christmas! Thank you @ryder-the-writer for the tag 🥰

1. Decorate my tree here by selecting an ornament and writing me a note if you wish

2. Follow the prompts to make your own tree!

3. Share the link to your tree and tag me and your friends so we too can leave you little notes

4. Notes are revealed on Christmas!

If you're like me and have mixed-to-negative feelings about the holidays, this might be a special way to make this time of year feel more "right."

Love you all!!!

@spookymoonie @moongays @angelfruittree @aprilrudgate @basiatlu @blackberry-sunset @greenvlvetcouch @hearteyesmoony @imdamagecontrol @industrations @imsiriuslyreading @just-like-that-butmakeitgay @kaaaaaaarf @kaleidoscopexsighs @thisliminalspacedaydreams @wdcmaxy @wolfpadxfireheart @we-are-swearwolves @cancerravenclaw @lunarlivs @theresthesnitch @strezzlecki @saintlupin @mblematic @maybebabyplease @aspiring-artist-em @maliceofminds @lostmykeysie

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IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!!!

It has been an absolute honor to be part of this project. This fic is special and important and needs to be shared with the world.

To @ryder-the-writer thank you for inviting me to try something new by betaing for this fest! It was so worth it.

To @wingsmadeforflying this is the first time I’m seeing the art and AHHHHH THE BITE ME TATS I CANT believe I’m looking at them for real with the flirty skirt and hand it’s him!!! It’s Evan!! My weird teeth dude who is clean and pretty and cool and makes Barty so so so stupid!!!!

Last but not least, to @honeybcj, my Mack: this has been one of the most rewarding projects I have ever worked on. The way you fought for this story despite everything going on in your real life is nothing short of inspiring. I say this a lot, but as a cis person head over heels in love with a fandom that has taught me so much about trans identities and experiences, in spite of and even because of all the transphobic lies spread in the real world by its originator, I am always especially grateful for HP trans art.

This T4T story is honest, messy, and still so stupid sweet you’ll get cavities (and have to go see Hygienist Rosier oh noooo anything but thattt). Barty’s character study is utterly exquisite and visceral and intimate. Not to give spoilers, but um hello??? The implication of trans masc Barty choosing his DAD’S NAME?! Like come on.

In true Mack fashion, the sex is incredibly hot and absolutely DOUSED in feelings. Emotional, trauma-healing porn is where Mack shines and let me tell you this does not disappoint.

So, TL;DR: a T4T triumph that shines as Mack’s most intimate piece to date. A can’t miss for anyone looking for a vulnerable love story hiding just beneath the surface of a scuzzy burnout boy ✌️

GO READ!!!

ROSEKILLER FIC & ART FEST 2024

stoned off you, now i'm stone-cold sober

BY @honeybcj

beta: @hihimissamericanbi

artist: @wingsmadeforflying

Summary:

Barty Crouch Jr. is pretty sure he could go his whole life without finding love. Who needs it? He has Regulus, Dorcas, Pandora. He has a steady job, even if it is boring as fuck. He finally has a body he can stand looking at in the mirror.

One thing he absolutely cannot go without is consistent and reliable access to weed. 

Enter: Barty’s new dealer Evan Rosier, aka Rosie, aka the man who has got Barty down bad.

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Or, the five times Barty thought Evan was pretty, and the one time he finally says it.

READ ON AO3

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FUCK IT we are doing this again

I want to keep doing these for ever and I want everyone else to keep doing them I think this is where my obsession for AUs tying in other media (like my Moulin Rogue fic) comes from. Characters reminding me of other characters. How are they similar, how are they different. So. This edition: The Best Friend Trope.

If you've already done one, DO ANOTHER ONE (if you want ofc). Tag me!!!!!! Potential other themes like The Best Friend Trope: the antihero, the class clown, the ingénue, the temptress. Sitcom characters. Classic novel characters. Pick only characters from one of your other fandoms. Historical characters!! OPTIONS ABOUND!

Umm friends off the top of my head below but I'm sirius do as many as you want and tag me. OOOO OR TAG ME AND I'LL MAKE YOU ONE WITH CHARACTERS I THINK OF. omg okay. love you all mwah mwah!!!

@angelfruittree @goldenbi @kaaaaaaarf @kaleidoscopexsighs @lunarlivs @lizlemonbennet @impishtubist @burningaurora @itsaash @emeryhall @amethystheart2421

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Aw fuck yeah anotha lil guy lfg!!!!!!!!!

TYYY @popyandshit o i was literally wearing my MCR 2022 tour tee while making this but didn't want to copy your fit so I went with "won't shut up about girls" aesthetic instead which is a close second honestly

Gimme your guys new bangers @wolfpadx @lavenderhaze @emjayeingray @imsiriuslyreading @lizlemonbennet uhhh who else is new doing @rsbigbang 2024

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WIP Tag Game (with a sexy twist!!)

YALL. I have been tagged in this so many times (beloveds @kaleidoscopexsighs @wolfpadx @strezzlecki @thisliminalspacedaydreams @spookymoonie) but I do not have WIPs in my folder. :( I write until it's done then I send that shit before letting myself plot bunny hop away. The only WIPs I have are already on AO3.

HOWEVER. I do have. A document called. Smut ideas. Most are generic so can be turned into any pairing.

So, gaydies and gentlethems. Here are the first several words of each bullet point idea, just to tease. LMK if there is one that catches your eye and give me a pairing. Let the games begin.

1. That jegulily threesome orchestrated by pandora=foursome. 2. Classic window sex, showing off. 3. Organized orgy for the birthday girl ft friends fucking. 4. CUM RACE. a classic. 5. Medical examiner/surgery theater viewing thingie but at a kink club. 6. Make your fuckboi jealous at the club. 7. Tied up, blindfolded, gangbang. 8. Peeping tom/neighbor situation, all consensual. 9. Haven't tried enemies to lovers, plus only one bed? (ya'll I suggest you let me take this one if you want to see more bc i have a very very fun idea for it) 10. Maybe time for some suffocating roommates to lovers tension solved via a stubborn ass game. 11. Kidnapped, fall in love? 12. Common enemy– have to fuck to fuck them over. 13. Lost in the woods, have to sleep naked.

Tagging more smut enthusiasts @emeryhall @we-are-swearwolves @lunarlivs @moongays @basiatlu @mono-chromia @theresthesnitch

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“These aren’t, like, drug people?” -my mother

@amour-anguis @roadsidehorror @hihimissamericanbi are you ready for it

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Ugh my horny honeys you have all spoiled me with your smut asks I must take a break for now but fear not I shall return to answer the rest I promise xxx

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Hi no but really

me @ my mutuals

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I am so dumb and forgot the actual link IS IT TOO LATE?? BELOVED MOOTS?!!?? Please play :(

Thank you Lord Espooky / @spookymoonie for my tag. In true bisexual fashion, you're getting both versions of celine. My chaotic ootd Discord knows @moongays @thisliminalspacedaydreams @lunarlivs <<<also those are tags for yall I wanna see ur lil guys 😍 also tagging peeps I haven't seen one of these from yet @strezzlecki @ryder-the-writer @angelfruittree @wolfpadx

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Reblogging my tree in case anyone will be salty they missed it PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR TREE it is vital for my lifeforce to write overly earnest cringe messages on a public platform.

COME AND TRIM MY CHRISTMAS TREE

🎄🎁🍬🕯⛄️⭐️❄️❤️💚🦌💈🤶🏼🤶🏼💕🎅🏻🎅🏼

Alright friends it's time to write sappy little notes to each other that we all get to open on Christmas! Thank you @ryder-the-writer for the tag 🥰

1. Decorate my tree here by selecting an ornament and writing me a note if you wish

2. Follow the prompts to make your own tree!

3. Share the link to your tree and tag me and your friends so we too can leave you little notes

4. Notes are revealed on Christmas!

If you're like me and have mixed-to-negative feelings about the holidays, this might be a special way to make this time of year feel more "right."

Love you all!!!

@spookymoonie @moongays @angelfruittree @aprilrudgate @basiatlu @blackberry-sunset @greenvlvetcouch @hearteyesmoony @imdamagecontrol @industrations @imsiriuslyreading @just-like-that-butmakeitgay @kaaaaaaarf @kaleidoscopexsighs @thisliminalspacedaydreams @wdcmaxy @wolfpadxfireheart @we-are-swearwolves @cancerravenclaw @lunarlivs @theresthesnitch @strezzlecki @saintlupin @mblematic @maybebabyplease @aspiring-artist-em @maliceofminds @lostmykeysie