#celestial stan: …go on 👀

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

celestial stan sees shrimp colors

[baekhvuns]

But the fact I even got my American friend who never watched the ACTUAL football and calls it futbol (I banned the word soccer - meanwhile I call American football - futbol lmao) and got excited. She said the final was entertaining. Right, honestly it's sad to see some top players go or lose their strengths. PSG has great players, it's good to have a mix of young stars and experienced legends, but sometimes the more experienced ones aren't doing too well, so even though it's weird seeing them on the bench sometimes they gotta be sacrificed. Lots of people were unhappy that Madrid was keeping the "old" players instead of introducing new faces, but guys like Benzema were clearly capable and we won CL after all.

I'm also a huge tennis fan, idk if you're into it, but both Roger and Serena retired this year, painful 😭💔

The San overlooking the stadium is really so so pretty. Please Pique stay away 😭 normalise blaming everything on Gerard. I'm a fan of Spain NT and I remember him fucking things up a few times. We RM fans laugh that he 100% has an anti-Madrid Twitter account, cause he always talks shit. He'll have more time to commit to hating on Madrid during his unemployment era. 😊

Btw recently I was like "where the hell is Suarez at" but he's playing at home :o

I'm not that into Ronaldo anymore for multiple reasons, but I used to be a stan kayusuahakshuakavs. Now we gotta fight Baek 🥊

Listen I was betrayed by a few players who decided to go to Barcelona, Fabregas, recently my guy Bellerin (I like him more as a person than a footballer, cause we have mutual friends same with a few other ex-Arsenal players 😭) and speaking of French footballers, Griezmann idk what was he doing in Barcelona, I like him but he consistently plays for my enemies Atletico, Barca 🔫

There was a moment years ago when my fave French club was Olympique Marseille, but that was a short-lived love affair. Idk know why I liked them. Not Karim unfollowing almost all French players?! My man Varane is safe from his wrath though haudhsjdgagajaha

And Wooyoung would be a menace on the field 😭 throw Suarez into the mix for biting

Literally, every guy in a manhwa is based on Hwa can you believe? Now let him be the lead in an adaptation.

I think Jongho is winning the battle, Shownu might be in the military, but he's harmless. It's between Jongho and Seulgi then

Damn Eric get a new producer cause wtfff 🤡

A few Shinestars talked about the Hwa thing, but it's always hard not to sound delulu, though even my non-Hwa biased friend (the one who got wrecked by him during the concert 👀) noticed he doesn't have that many opportunities to showcase his skills. I know he's popular and people love him, he's not mistreated or anything like that, but idk I wish he could do more. Mingi is similar, though he was out for a while, but still. Maybe Hwa's too humble 😭 but my guy, please volunteer more if that's the case

Hey, hey he can do both Lego and Dior or whatever, he has the duality after all! At least we're not fighting over model Hwa, he's still on thin ice for me 😅

I hope LSF goes darker! Btw I've been obsessed with their song No Celestial as well as IVE's My Satisfaction

I don't know whether it's April 2nd or 4th I can't count for shit, but aksuuauahauaajajaaaaaaa!!!

I keep forgetting the cb is next week, it still didn't register, I hope we get another movie-like teaser

Happy holidays! I'm not really celebrating, but I got the best gift please HE'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA KMS the reindeers and the kitty 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Big brain

🦌👀 sexy reindeer

I... won't say a word, but I could say A LOT

Me when none of my gifts were that blonde Ateez guy :/ rigged - DV 💖

hi hello!!

But the fact I even got my American friend who never watched the ACTUAL football and calls it futbol (I banned the word soccer - meanwhile I call American football - futbol lmao) and got excited. She said the final was entertaining. Right, honestly it's sad to see some top players go or lose their strengths. PSG has great players, it's good to have a mix of young stars and experienced legends, but sometimes the more experienced ones aren't doing too well, so even though it's weird seeing them on the bench sometimes they gotta be sacrificed. Lots of people were unhappy that Madrid was keeping the "old" players instead of introducing new faces, but guys like Benzema were clearly capable and we won CL after all.

no bc i literally do not get the american way, i've been taught to say football since the beginning but here, everyone says soccer, i was so confused when i heard it and tried correcting them BUT NOOOO,, and what i call rugby is called football by westerners??? I DONT GET IT,, no its sad to see the once insanely talented players beginning to grow old and worn out their skills 😭😭😭 the new era of players arent as eye catching as the ones before,, yeah! it's sad and weird seeing legends be benched, ronaldo ofc, sometimes they are just benched bc they're "old" but they're still good and its just sad seeing their expression where they wanna play but arent allowed too 😭😭 my entire family was raged when ronaldo got benched JUST BC U SCORED SM GOALS WITHOUT HIM IN ONE GAME DONT MEANT IT WILL CONTINUE 😭😭 tbh imo its good that they kept them bc they;ve polished them into what they are today and the attachment they have w the club it'll be hard to get used to the new ones like pedri and gavi WHEN I HEARD XAVI AND INIESTA SAY THEY WERENT AS GOOD AS GAVI AND PEDRI WHEN THEY JOINED MADE ME WANNA THROW HANDS AT THEM

I'm also a huge tennis fan, idk if you're into it, but both Roger and Serena retired this year, painful 😭💔

im not an avid follower but sometimes matches are usually on so i will watch it! always happens to be someone from an australian team too, but im more of football and cricket (only when its ind vs pak fbjbkk) person

The San overlooking the stadium is really so so pretty. Please Pique stay away 😭 normalise blaming everything on Gerard. I'm a fan of Spain NT and I remember him fucking things up a few times. We RM fans laugh that he 100% has an anti-Madrid Twitter account, cause he always talks shit. He'll have more time to commit to hating on Madrid during his unemployment era. 😊

IT REALLY IS SO SO PRETTY, normalize wanting gerard to wanna retire every month bc it geels nice to see the news again idc he'S A SNAKE !! LMFAOOO I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF HE DOES TBH FHBJBFH he's a full time hater, part-time player,,, i am wondering what will happen between rm and ronaldo and mourinho, bc ronaldo wants to play till 41, and honestly mourinho is the only one who can make him do that in finesse

Btw recently I was like "where the hell is Suarez at" but he's playing at home :o ///// I'm not that into Ronaldo anymore for multiple reasons, but I used to be a stan kayusuahakshuakavs. Now we gotta fight Baek 🥊

YEAAAAAAAAH HE IS, A SHOCKER everytime i see him all i see is his teeth 😭😭😭😭 u think his kids get bullied bc their dad bites ppl 😭😭 i will turn into a ronaldo stan at the next wc, i do want him to hold the trophy now that messi has, it only makes sense for him or neymar (bro is suffering, did insane good at copa but messi fjhbkhb read somewhere that he’s like the king who was never crowned bc he’s mostly forgotten, his stats are ignored so hard it mAKES ME UN POCO LOCO) to hold it next,,,it’ll be amazing to see the top 3 players of our gen to hold them, messi pls let them man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO ITS ON SIGHT,, mayne in the near future it’s the 3 messi’s v ronaldo jr that would be insane

Listen I was betrayed by a few players who decided to go to Barcelona, Fabregas, recently my guy Bellerin (I like him more as a person than a footballer, cause we have mutual friends same with a few other ex-Arsenal players 😭) and speaking of French footballers, Griezmann idk what was he doing in Barcelona, I like him but he consistently plays for my enemies Atletico, Barca 🔫

oh???? u know him???? NOW WHO DO U NOT KNOW EVERYTIME IM SURPISED U KNOW SOMEONE FAMOUS WTF IS THIS, DROP ALL THE NAMES U KNOW U CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS,, no what was greizmann doing there 😭😭 it's so random,,, LMFAOOO tbh his presence in the french team makes the team sm better, sometimes i be thinking that he's the captain and not lloris 😭😭 lloris didnt save a single penalty what went on with him 😭😭

There was a moment years ago when my fave French club was Olympique Marseille, but that was a short-lived love affair. Idk know why I liked them. Not Karim unfollowing almost all French players?! My man Varane is safe from his wrath though haudhsjdgagajaha /// And Wooyoung would be a menace on the field 😭 throw Suarez into the mix for biting

SHORT-LIVED LOVE AFFAIR FDHBJFHB LMFAOOO HES IN CAHOOTS W THEM, PROLLY WILL ATTACK DESCHAMPS DBFBDM,,, ik he has beef with greizmann and lloris but its so messy to watch it all go down 😭😭😭😭 STOPPPP I FORGOT HE'D BE SUAREZ TOO PLS THIS GUY WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE FOR TEAMS 😭���😭😭 A RAMOS, NEYMAR AND SUAREZ MIX GTFOOO

Literally, every guy in a manhwa is based on Hwa can you believe? Now let him be the lead in an adaptation. /// I think Jongho is winning the battle, Shownu might be in the military, but he's harmless. It's between Jongho and Seulgi then

i actually believe it's all shinestars writing these webtoons under a pseudo,,, 1 hour of jongho dying of shyness in front of seulgi when,,, shownu breaking that axe when cutting wood still has me going crazy FORGET JONGHO SEULGI, KAI AND SEULGI

Damn Eric get a new producer cause wtfff 🤡

yeah 😭😭 bc daehyun posted about it too 😭😭😭😭

A few Shinestars talked about the Hwa thing, but it's always hard not to sound delulu, though even my non-Hwa biased friend (the one who got wrecked by him during the concert 👀) noticed he doesn't have that many opportunities to showcase his skills. I know he's popular and people love him, he's not mistreated or anything like that, but idk I wish he could do more. Mingi is similar, though he was out for a while, but still. Maybe Hwa's too humble 😭 but my guy, please volunteer more if that's the case

yeah!! he rly doesn't, i hope he does in the future,, yeah exactly he's not mistreated or anything maybe he's just shy and wants to let his other members shine before he gets the chance BUT HOPEFULLY HWA COLLABS IN 2023 !!! YEAH PLS VOLUNTEER MORE AND MINGI TOO,, sometimes i think the two are the same when it comes to things like this, they took humble and kindness to the next level dbfbf

Hey, hey he can do both Lego and Dior or whatever, he has the duality after all! At least we're not fighting over model Hwa, he's still on thin ice for me 😅 //// I hope LSF goes darker! Btw I've been obsessed with their song No Celestial as well as IVE's My Satisfaction

HE NEED TO DO ANYTHING NOW, FROM BASKIN ROBBIN ADS TO PARIS FASHION WEEKS 😭😭😭😭 imagine one day he's live and he;s in paris for dior but he's doing a lego live in his hotel room 😭😭 GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE!!!! omg no bc no celestial is so so good, their discography so far is >>> impurities is also very good!! haVE NOT HEARD THE IVE ON EYET BUT I WILL

I don't know whether it's April 2nd or 4th I can't count for shit, but aksuuauahauaajajaaaaaaa!!! //// I keep forgetting the cb is next week, it still didn't register, I hope we get another movie-like teaser

ITS IN APRIL AND THATS WHAT MATTERS 😭😭😭😭 HES FINALLY COMING 😭😭😭😭 SHINEE TOUR COMING 😭😭,, wait it's next week??? time flew by so fast the euro tours coming too 😭😭 i hope the mv is movie like too! it looks like they're about to perform pink venom

Happy holidays! I'm not really celebrating, but I got the best gift please HE'S SO CUTE I'M GONNA KMS the reindeers and the kitty 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /// Big brain

happy holidays to u too! HES SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!! AND THESE,, forget big brain what is this fbkbj

🦌👀 sexy reindeer /// I... won't say a word, but I could say A LOT

NO. THANK U! NO SAY IT SAY IT RN, THIS IS EVIL HWA, THE TALENT OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me when none of my gifts were that blonde Ateez guy :/ rigged - DV 💖

RIGGED INDEED WHERE IS ATEEZ'S 6'1 BIG BOY AND HIS 5'10 COUNTERPART

what is this 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

a-anon

pls do this dhfhef + also someone needs to date this guy 😭😭😭 do u rmr his talk with eric where he said he keeps the lights on at his home so when he comes back its like someone’s waiting for him 😭😭 eunwoo too 😭😭🤚🏼

[zai-doodles]

Hey, love your FT redesigns they're very cool and creative, and I also love swing people's criticism of the series 👀, so which female character (that isn't juvia cause that's too easy) would you say is portrayed in the worst way?

gonna beat a dead horse but lucy,,

like i dont think shes the WORST, the female zodiac spirits but idk

and ok stay with me cuz i promise I don't say this cuz shes "useless" or emotional or whatever goku stans say idk

lucy is potrayed the worst bc dispite the seirse, kinda revolving around her journey, the series never really gives her moments to grow in the traditional action shonen sense?

like ok ok first, shes a novice wizard at the start of the show with like, 3 or 4 zodiac keys,, now if I lived in a world where there were 12 zodiac keys TOTAL and some blonde rich girl inherited 4 of them??? id??? aks questions???? or would at least assume shes much more powerful and important, and that could have been a fun plot thing considering she has her moments of arrogance that show her inexperience,,, bUT these moments just,,, KEEP HAPPENING like??? even after lucy gets her star dresses we r suppose to laugh like haha lucy really thought she could help like??????? what???? so natsu can solo like,,, all the villains but lucy cant like,, win a fight on her own without being the but of the joke??? i think she does do stuff later but it bothers me?? that shes arguably the female lead and her arc and emotional journey revolves around natsu specifically?? like yea she grows with fairy tail and stuff but it feels like the narrative is constantly punishing lucy for even TRYING to do cool shit???

ik it might sound like i fell into the argument I said I wasn't going to do but listen ok cuz like, my problem isn't that shes "useless" its that shes not respected by the narrative as an equal to the rest of the main cast, the loke arc and the celestial gate arc r, in my opinion her best moments and the fact that that's only 2 OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THATS KINDA NOT GREAT FOR UR FEMALE LEAD???

i lied her moment with her dad in phantom lord is pretty dope too but I digress

idk give me lucy with deep rooted imposter syndrome bc she doesn't think shes worthy of following in her mothers footsteps bc she doesn't think shes strong enough so she tries to compensate in the rich girl fake it till you make it mentality but when she really starts to care about fairy tail she just sees how unapologetically GENUINE they are like UGH shes been surrounded by people who are fake or r obligated to be around her and these r the first people to like,, WANT to be around her just CUZ

i have hcs leave me alone djgkdghj

thank u for coming to my ted talk

[sylvieeee5]

These past few weeks have really flown by- I can’t believe we’re already on episode 7!!

After last week’s preview and the Comic-Con clip… i am Afraid.

Thankfully I’ve got another foster kitten for moral support!

Soniccccccc!

Alright, let’s do it… Episode 7: The Dance of the Celestial Orb (???)

!Warning!! Excessive crying cat pictures and book/show spoilers ahead!

0:39

i love these lesbians

0:42

MY BOYYYY

1:50

this SLAPS

2:22

ICON

kate i adore you

2:39

dr. garrison! good to see you!

2:45

she is the only decent person here i love her guess I’m a dr. garrison stan

3:21

these two are somehow the most boring humans imaginable and they work for a literal supervillain.

4:23

KATEEEEEEE

👏👏👏

4:56

UH OH

5:06

oh geez time for this absolute banger :)

5:58

Can I just say how much I love this show?

6:48

7:36

i will say it again

KATE PLEASE DO NOT PULL A MILLIGAN

7:52

OKAY WE’RE GOOD

smart!

7:57

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

maybe we’re not good-

8:19

8:24

👀👀👀

8:34

sticky,,,

8:40

NO

NOPE

PLEASE NO

DO NOT START SOUNDING LIKE CURTAIN

8:44

YES IT IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8:54

ooooooooh

can i just say, mystic inscho is an AMAZING actor

i’m in pain

9:06

h

9:22

9:30

ACTUALLY SOBBING

9:39

REYNIE I LOVE YOU

9:59

I CAN’T TAKE THISSSSSS

10:16

who you gonna call

10:23

HAS SHE BEEN STUCK THERE ALL NIGHT?????

KATE

11:14

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:39

I CAN’T

PLEASE HELP THE WETHERALLS!!!!!

11:51

THANK YOU RHONDA :’)

12:12

number two...

she’s trying

12:33

YES

:)

12:40

“I will be more like him”...

12:55

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISS PERUMAL????????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

GO GET YOUR SON!!!!!!!!!

13:11

AN IS-LET

13:13

SQ!!!!!

13:52

:(

13:58

SHEPARD QUAID

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

14:07

“father hat” stfu

14:28

hhhhhhhhh no-

14:40

well, i’m not good with binary-

ayoooooo

14:43

YES

MY BOY

14:54

KATEEEEEE

15:25

KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:33

h

15:39

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:42

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

16:01

rip bucket :( :( o7

16:25

YEAH I THINK HE UNDERSTANDS PERFECTLY

16:58

Constance is Constance.

17:05

Yeah Kate, that’s his signature move. Get your own.

hakssdhhaskdhsas

18:03

18:22

Bucket! You always do come back!

18:46

SUBTLE, MARTINA

19:23

cmon sticky... help your friends :(

19:31

YOU THINK?

but my boy is back! yes!!

19:37

sticky’s joined the “everything is my fault” club with reynie 

:(

19:49

GO GET YOUR BESTIE

20:22

KATE!!!!

20:46

you are discussing this in PUBLIC

21:28

WHO ARE YOU SIR YOUR MUSTACHE IS INCREDIBLE

oh right they’re here for reynie

oh no

22:03

I doubt he’d stop at a dollar Rhonda jghjfredxcukyhfh

22:39

she loves! her son!!!!

22:52

I LOVE HERRRRR

24:14

curtain has only raised his voice twice in this series and they’ve both been this episode.

hhhhh

25:01

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

25:56

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

26:31

:(

26:35

NUMBER TWO!!!  💛 💛 💛

26:58

madge my beloved!!

27:25

:’)

i love him so much,,,

27:34

OH

NOOOO

MADGE PLEASE

28:33

THEM

28:51

Roll credits!

29:58

WHAT

her keycard...

oh no

30:10

MADGE

30:21

WHHHHHHHAT

30:25

JFLIUADHFDKJASUIYGDAKWYADWKUASHJZDKJADSFKJESMIUEHKJDSNEWAIUSKDHAWIESDHNDADIUSJDALSUJCIOSDUZKXJNIEUADJZX

CONSTANCE I ADORE YOU

30:40

I LOVE HER

31:56

sir-

32:10

MARTINA!

32:23

SQ!

32:44

YESSSSSSSS

33:17

WAIT OH NO

33:30

NO

34:15

Props to Tony Hale because he is GENUINELY SCARY

This is the real Dr. Curtain-

35:06

LISTEN TO HIM

35:55

SQ!!!!!

37:22

:(

37:30

37:44

martiNAAAAAAAA

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

38:14

38:52

39:34

YOU ARE HIS MOM DGSDMSHADSsHJZMDSUYZXDASZHJ

40:20

BBY BOY NO

40:30

I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SMUG BASTARD

40:36

SQ!!!!

41:00

>:(

41:27

I HATE

42:28

they love their dad so much

42:35

OH SH-

TOLD YOU THIS CABIN WAS TOO VISIBLE

42:41

curtain didn’t tell his subordinates to be on the lookout for his brother-

smh, this is villain planning 101

43:01

THEY’RE TAKING MARTINA WITH THEM!!!!

43:07

but she’s my girlfriend

43:22

YES REYNIE

44:03

he just wanted to be in the room where it happens

44:19

also true

44:21

SHE SMILE!!!

44:32

like father like daughter

45:12

OH NO

45:18

NO!!!!!!!!

45:39

oh so my fashion sense

45:52

OH NO

46:14

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

46:49

this shot is so disney

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OKAY THAT WAS A LOT

no time to freak out though because it’s preview time!

“Big Day Today” yeah you THINK

0:11

why do you have a mr. benedict action figure

0:14

MILLIGAN

0:17

MILLIGANNNNNNNN

0:26

connie girl!

0:28

OKAY GO OFF I GUESS

h

Alright I am not ready!!!

Episode 7: The Dance of the Celestial Orb gets an 11/10!!!

+1 for CONSTANCE

-1 for betrayal arc :( :(

+1 for SQ being best boy!!!

+1 for LET’S GO LESBIANS

-1 for Curtain being actually really scary

+1 for THE DIRIGIBLE

-1 for Kate falling off the cliff and giving me a heart attack

+1 for wholesome father-daughter interactions w/ Milligan :)

-1 again for Curtain because he is legit the worst

I’ll see you all again next week!

[goose-books]

MAX TALKING OUTSIDE THE TAGS BECAUSE OH MY GOD BLUE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOUR BRAIN IS ENORMOUS

i love love love stuff with fae and iron and this… this is so good im gonna die.

The doctors are like “get some fresh air!” and his mom, instead of taking him to the park or smth idk, is like “you’re gonna go live with your reclusive cousin and his goats for a while” and Rute, deliriously ill, is just like “yeah ok makes sense”

ASLDFHSDKHFKSDFHSDKJFSDKJFDSKJFDSKJFDKJKF…..

i do stan throcky!! i do!!! god like i’m a lesbian but throcky what’s your number. he sounds like just… such a genuine + caring guy and isn’t having a farm and a baller garden and a fat cat and living out in the middle of nowhere with just your family and close friends… isn’t that the dream. isn’t that the DREAM this man is living his best goddamn life and i support him

Second of all, this takes place in Ohio, and Ohio (as described by my partner) is a strange lovechild of the Midwest and the South so. Jot that down as well

ASHLDFHLKSDHFKDSHFSDJFKDSJFDS YOU’RE REALLY GIVING US THE MIDWEST REP WE DESERVE HUH. god but it is so fucking weird here and i have not been to ohio in years but i imagine it is incredibly strange.

THE IDEA… OF THE FAE CREATING THIS SELF-FEEDING CYCLE… WHERE HUMANS HAVE TO KEEP GIVING THEM THEIR CHILDREN TO SOLVE AN ISSUE THAT THE FAE ARE CAUSING… this is SUCH a rad idea im wholly in love with it. maybe capitalism was the real monster ALL ALONG. the courts also sound so so cool and i would absolutely love to hear more about them i am gonna drink this worldbuilding with a crazy straw

AND I ADORE THE IDEA OF CHILDREN TAKEN BY THE FAE COMING BACK DIFFERENT. LIKE. THAT IS JUST SO SO SEXY AND YOU CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. MAYBE IM BIASED BECAUSE THERE’S A VERY SIMILAR THING GOING ON IN TMR SO LIKE. OUR MINDS

i already stan avery oh god we support avoiding senseless killing. real how to train your dragon (2010) vibes going on here. and the fact that he’s from the court of the moon makes me 👀 because the whole thing about the celestial courts in general makes me 👀 so in summary. 👀👀👀

I THINK I WOULD DIE FOR TONI AND JAVI AS WELL I CAN ALREADY SENSE THE DISASTER ENERGY IN THIS TRIAD AND IM IN LOVE WITH IT. ALL THREE OF THEM ARE GONNA KISS??? U HAVE ME LISTENING U HAVE MY HEART ALREADY. yes monsters can and should should eat oreos. monsters can have little a oreo. as a treat

in summary these concepts are so so good im in love with your WIPs your brain is huge

please. please may i hear more about throcky and/or midwest monsters wip 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE (sometimes. My ADHD is wild and rules over what I remember to address ajfnznfjk)

So let's start with Throcky of When the Waves Kiss the Trees!

- Kalem "Throcky" Throckmorton started as a joke based on those posts that went around a while ago about the math problems that included "my cousin Throckmorton." My friend asked me to have a side character named Throckmorton in exchange for...something. I honestly can't remember it's been a couple years I think ajfnnzfn BUT!! I agreed, and thus Throcky was born.

- At the beginning of WTWKTT, Rute doesn't know he's a changeling. He's still stuck in the human form his fae mother put him in. However! The city he's currently living in has started to industrialize, and as factories pop up, he begins to get sick. A sudden rise in the iron around you will do that, I suppose!

- The doctors are like "get some fresh air!" and his mom, instead of taking him to the park or smth idk, is like "you're gonna go live with your reclusive cousin and his goats for a while" and Rute, deliriously ill, is just like "yeah ok makes sense"

- Everyone give a round of applause to Throcky for nursing Rute back to health!

- More info about Throcky! He basically has a backyard farm where he keeps mostly chickens and goats. Sometimes something else wanders into the yard and he's like "well I guess you live here now"

- He has a fat grey tabby named Celery! She's a menace and we love her.

- Along with his animals, he's got a baller garden. It extends to inside his house bc holy shit, that's a lot of plants, sir--

- He makes a KILLER rosemary bread (among other things. Honestly Throcky is husband material the more I think about it.)

- He has a milk delivery service! Once a week he'll deliver goat milk to folks in town and also! To the castle! He'd do it more often but he's just one guy. (Rute eventually helps out with deliveries and that's how he meets Oliver 👀 Goat Milk Said Gay Rights!)

- Throcky got this little house away from everyone to be ALONE okay people are TOO MUCH all he needs are his GOATS and his CHICKENS and CELERY

- Honestly tho he cares way too much. He loves his family and he loves the people he delivers to, he just also loves having a place alone to retreat to at the end of the day. Classic introvert. Anyway stan Throcky

Okay! Now on to Midwest Monster Hunting WIP!

- So first of all I'm currently hyperfixating on The Witcher so jot that down

- Second of all, this takes place in Ohio, and Ohio (as described by my partner) is a strange lovechild of the Midwest and the South so. Jot that down as well

- It's still in the planning stages, but! What I'm thinking is, at some point humans kinda decided "so we don't feel like giving our children to the fae anymore, this seems Fucked Up. We're hardy folk we can totally take whatever punishment you decide to dole out" (now that I'm thinking about it like. How very American of y'all)

- The fae, of course, Don't Like Not Getting What They Want, and so oops! They "accidentally" unleashed otherworldly monsters into our world! HOWEVER if u give us ur babies we'll train them to fight and kill these monsters to protect you 👀

- Humans are like. Shit. I guess you got us. Have our babies. Never mind that you're gonna keep releasing more monsters so that we keep giving you our children. This is Fine.

- The monster hunters will eventually get a Cool Title but I'm not that far yet

- There are a few main faerie courts in this story! We've got the seasonal courts (spring, summer, autumn, winter) and the celestial courts (sun, moon, stars). If you give your kid to one of the seasonal courts, you'll probably definitely see them again once they've been trained up! If your kid ends up in a celestial court.....well, they'll be damn good monster hunters and the pride of your town if they survive!

- OH ALSO your kid isn't gonna come back looking the same. In general, their hair is gonna look more like....like if they were fae that grew up in that court. They're gonna have cat eyes to better see in the dark. There's gonna be an otherworldliness to them. Also they'll probably be sporting a new name. Apologies.

- The story follows Avery (name pending, I'm not entirely attached to it), a monster hunter from the Court of the Moon; Antonia Figueroa, one of the more prominent local witches; and Javi Justiniano, this weird person who just has weird magical things happen around them more often for some fuckin reason idk I totally dk but that's Spoilers

- They will all kiss. Eventually. Listen I like slow burn in theory but it's so hard to write I'm so impatient I just want them to KISS--

- Avery doesn't exactly....kill the monsters. Unless he HAS to (ie it's fatally wounded when he gets there). What he does in most cases is sedate them, and then put them in a pocket dimension he creates for that kind of monster to thrive in. Is this a power he learned in the Court of the Moon? Possibly. That's a cool idea

- If someone wants like, Proof that he killed it, he'll just glamour a rock or smth to look like a tooth or an eye or w/e

- Of course, once you've created like. A TON of pocket dimensions. Something's gonna notice, and that Something probably won't be too keen on you playing with the fabric of reality so much. Also you're gonna get tired I feel like

- Antonia (aka Toni) is the local witch, and thus helps monster hunters by creating sedatives for the monsters, or making antidotes for various monster venoms, or breaking curses. Among other things!

- She knows how Avery works and like, she's worried about him, but she helps him anyway. She doesn't stop telling him that he's gonna get himself killed this way, tho!

- Javi seems to attract magical phenomena, but also, monsters seem to be drawn to them and become calmer around them. They don't know why, but like, if a monster flies in through their bedroom window and curls up to go to sleep in their bed, they're just gonna let it, y'know? Maybe give it a pat. Feed it some Oreos or smth. Can weird flying monsters safely eat Oreos?

- There will be adventures! There will be demons in the corn! There will be cool monsters! There will be Gay! There will be polyamory! What's not to love?

This ended up being wAY LONGER THAN I ANTICIPATED but it was a lot of fun so!! THANK YOU MAX FOR THE ASK AND FOR MY LIFE ILYSM!!!