#celena x deuce

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*GASPAH!* A MAN?!!?!?

Deuce Asks Celena THE QUESTION-

Deuce: *recording for MagicTok* Okay, if I were to cheat on you, which I’d NEVER EVER do even if it would save my life, how would you burst into the room if you found out?

Celena: Oh, uhm…give me a sec! *leaves the room, almost falling flat on her face*

Celena: *from the other room* I’M OKAY!

Deuce: Pfft-

Celena: *enters the room*

Celena: *le gAHsPAH* A MAN?!!??? I would’ve never… *starts laughing*

Deuce: *almost falls over laughing*

Celena: *laughing* Okay, okay! Another one! Another one!

Celena: *leaves the room*

Deuce: *stops laughing, slightly panting* Okay…

Celena: *enters the room*

Celena: Deuce Spade, that is not how you suck dick! Move over, let me show you!

Deuce: *wHEEZING* That was good! That was good!

Celena: Okay, I got one more! *leaves the room*

Deuce: *trying to breathe normally* I love this woman.

Celena: *enters the room*

Celena: Oooooh~! You and Ace being knda spicy sexy steamy~!

Deuce: *kills over from laughter*

Later, that same day…

Ace: *watching the video Deuce posted to MagicTok*

Ace: What the fuck-?

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I read something and now I’m thinking about Celena getting one of those period simulation devices and testing it out with Deuce. And, with his permission, she makes a video about it and posts it on her MagicTok because it’s really funny to see the difference in reactions between them!

Celena does it first and doesn’t even flinch at the first level. Deuce gets increasingly concerned when he keeps upping the levels and Celena is just being calm. Eventually she does show some discomfort, but Deuce is floored when she says “Well, now it’s up to some mild cramps” as she just takes a breath to help her deal with it. And when it’s at the highest setting, it just looks like Celena is having a slightly above average pain day on her period.

And Deuce is now terrified.

He sits down in the chair, lets Celena get the device set up on him and counts down from three to prep him for the first level. He groans in surprise at the pain of the first level and as Celena ups the levels, it gets worse. At level four, Deuce is swearing worse than a sailor “OH FUCK! FUCKING DAMN IT! GET IT OFF! GET THIS FUCKING TORTURE DEVICE OFF OF ME PLEASE! HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH THIS ABSOLUTE HELL EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MONTH FOR A WEEK??? SHIT, HOW DO WOMEN DO THIS?” as Celena laughs a bit before turning it off and taking it off of Deuce.

After Deuce calms down, he hugs Celena’s waist and lays his head on her abdomen. He already hated her suffering once a month and now he hates it even more because he knows what it feels like to an extent now. He knows he’ll never fully understand, but he does have some sort of idea now.

And he’s left with the question of just how bad childbirth hurts and how his mother was able to do it twice for Deuce and Dannie to exist-

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Celena doing skincare and face masks with Deuce while they watch movies and eat snacks.

Just imagine those two little cuties in their jammies and basically having a sleepover with the odd kiss on the cheek or two-

Cute little blorbos-

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“I Just Want a Boyfriend-”

Amelia’s Only Option (in her mind)

Amelia: I just want a boyfriend-

Epel: *appears* It’s about time, bitch.

Amelia: Okay, so, what’re my options?

Epel: Well… *shows a picture of Malleus* This one has a lot of money and would treat you good and you’d be set for life.

Amelia: No, he’s my beastie. That’d be really fucking weird, next!

Rook: *appears and shows a picture of Deuce* This one would be so incredibly sweet to you and he treats his mother very well!

Vil: *appears* Amelia isn’t a homewrecker, Rook. She won’t be taking Celena’s partner.

Amelia: Where did you come from?

Rook: Well… *shows a picture of Ruggie* I’m fairly certain this one loves you a great deal!

Amelia: I love him in a platonic sense, so it’s a no from me.

Vil: Well, there are still some good options… *shows a picture of Silver* like hi-

Epel: *protective friend instincts activated* Actually this one doesn’t want you. So ignore that one.

Amelia: Wait! Why-Why doesn’t that one want me!?!?

Epel: Doesn’t matter, he’s treat you like shit anyway and he’s 5’7. So just ignore it!

Vil: Epel, language…

Amelia: But-But what’s his name???

Epel: Are you kidding me!??!? You have all these options-

Amelia: Yeah, I want that one! The one who doesn’t want me, that-that’s the one I want!

Epel: This bitch is dumb- Fuckin’ dumb as hell-

Vil: Language, potato!

Amelia: Can-Can I have that one please????

Epel: Fine, fine! I don’t even care anymore! Settle for complete shit! I’m out!

A/N: Fun fact: Epel doesn’t think Silver is good enough for Amelia! Epel is protective of her for some reason, but no one really knows why-

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Dylla getting Deuce and Celena matching bunny onesies as a joint Christmas gift has entered my mind and has now set up shop rent free in my head-

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Celena: *waving across the hall* Hi, Deuce!

Deuce: *nosebleeding and fainting and choking like a dying cat in simp* H-Ha-Haaaaiiiii-

Vil: Do you even realize what you do to that poor boy?

Celena: Of course I do! The reactions he gives are half the fun!

Vil: You really were raised by Crewel, you sadistic potato…

Celena: Flattery won’t get you anywhere with me, Vil.

Rook: *appears* Unless it’s Monsieur Spade who does the flattering!

Celena: Well, he’s an obvious exception, Rook.

Amelia: Are any of you going to help me get him to the nurse’s office?

Vil: I’m not getting blood on me.

Celena: Oh, you big baby, I’ll do it! Go to class, Amelia, I’ll be fine by myself.

Amelia: Really?

Celena: Yes, I carry him there almost weekly. *picks Deuce up like a princess* Now let’s get you to the nurse, angel.

Amelia: She’s gonna murder him with affection one day…

Vil: I’d say you’re insane, but I’ve seen the effect she has on both genders from just a smile…

Rook: Oui, mon Roi. She is quite a catch to boys and girls alike, non?

Amelia: Jesus, just say she’s attractive-!

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I have a vision of Celena bribing Amelia to give her a copy of both this picture of Deuce and the groovy version of it-

Do I say this because his labwear is one of my favorite one of his cards and because I think both the regular and groovy versions are adorable?

Maybe, maybe not, you’ll never find out!!!

*evil laughter*

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🫐Blueberry Juice🫐

(AKA, Ace exposes Juice Deuce)

Lunchtime…

Ace: *is recording* Oh, Juice!

Deuce: For the last time, my name is Deuce!

Ace: Yeah, yeah, potato potahto. I got a question for you!

Deuce: Fine, just get it over with.

Ace: Do you know what a baby dog is called?

Deuce: A puppy?

Celena: *looks up from her food* Yes, blueberry? Do you need something?

Ace: FUCK!

Amelia: I told you she called him “blueberry,” Ace. I won the bet, so cough up the two hundred marks.

Celena: You know you could’ve just asked, right?

Ace: *begrudgingly hands Amelia her money* It’s more fun to embarrass him, though.

Celena: Meh, true.

Celena: *turns to Deuce* Blueberry, are you okay?

Deuce: *404 ERROR, Deuce.exe has shut down*

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Shiptober 2024 Masterlist

-DAY ONE-

Leona x Morel: Patronizing a Lion (Incorrect Quotes)

-DAY TWO-

Jade x Rayne: Life as Adults (Short Headcanons)

-DAY THREE-

Celena x Deuce: Blorbos’ Sleepover (Short Blurb/Headcanon)

-DAY FOUR-

Leona x Morel: Meeting Falena (Headcanon)

-DAY FIVE-

Alicent x Riddle: Drunk Riddle Shenanigans (Blurb)

-DAY SIX-

Silver x Amelia: Amelia’s Wellbeing (Oneshot)

-DAY SEVEN-

Alicent x Riddle: Little Riddle & Caregiver Alicent (Blurb)

-DAY EIGHT-

Lilia x Divian: Lilia’s Nighttime Thoughts (Blurb)

-DAY NINE-

Lucienne x Mealodie: Mealodie’s Soft Hair (Headcanon/Blurb)

-DAY TEN-

Vil x Miranda: Mira Didn’t Eat Again… (Textpost)

-DAY ELEVEN-

Celena x Deuce: Deucey Fainted- (Textpost)

-DAY TWELVE-

Silver x Amelia: Meeting Grandma Yuu (Mini Fic/Blurb)

-DAY THIRTEEN-

Jade x Rayne: Cuddlebug (Headcanon)

-DAY FOURTEEN-

Alicent x Riddle: Riddle Needs Some Lovings (Textpost)

-DAY FIFTEEN-

Leona x Morel: Tears To Shed… | Corpse Bride AU (Song Fic)

-DAY SIXTEEN-

Lucienne x Mealodie: Meeting Momma/Itty Bitty Secret (Blurb)

-DAY SEVENTEEN-

Lilia x Divian: First-Time Pregnancy (Short Headcanon)

-DAY EIGHTEEN-

Vil x Miranda: Vil’s Nightly Acts of Service (Blurb)

-DAY NINETEEN-

Rook x Ettie: Are You Asking Me Out…On A Date? (Textpost)

-DAY TWENTY-

Celena x Deuce: Period Cramp Simulation (Blurb)

-DAY TWENTY~ONE-

Velvette x Kalim: Kalim’s Most Precious Jewel (Headcanon)

-DAY TWENTY~TWO-

Fortuna x Jamil: Jamil Got Sick… (Mini Fic)

-DAY TWENTY~THREE-

Alicent x Riddle: Messaging The Wrong Person- (Textpost)

-DAY TWENTY~FOUR-

Fortuna x Jamil: Jamil’s Tender Head (Headcanon)

-DAY TWENTY~FIVE-

Rook x Ettie: Ettie Loves Being Spoiled (Blurb)

-DAY TWENTY~SIX-

Rook x Ettie: Ettie’s Developed Habits (Headcanon)

-DAY TWENTY~SEVEN-

Velvette x Kalim: Spa Date (Headcanon)

-DAY TWENTY~EIGHT-

Leona x Morel: Hallucinations & Comfort (Blurb/Mini Fic)

-DAY TWENTY~NINE-

Lilia x Divian: Talking to the Past (Mini Fic)

-DAY THIRTY-

Leona x Morel: Baby Pictures (Blurb)

-DAY THIRTY~ONE-

Baul x Peaches: Morning After (Mini Fic)

As Shiptober 2024 goes on, I shall add to her!

My Shiptober is following no “official” prompt list and is just me trying to get some stuff out, get those creative juices flowing, and just have fun with my own ideas rather than rushing to last minute pick a prompt list that I end up hating.

Maybe next year I’ll follow a prompt list, but I’ll just do my own thing for now!

And now that Shiptober is over, the adding to my lovely Masterlist is as well!!!

I hope all of you enjoyed this year and I can’t wait to write for the next! Bye-bye!!!