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Celebrity Bangmatch - Hey! What's going on? A Kingdom Hearts Rant

Just a little PG13 interlude for worldbuilding and pull away some pebbles from my shoes. First, the stigma against erotic content. Secondly, how disrespectful towards its audience is Kingdom Hearts has been in the last decade, Disney and Square Enix equally responsible. A story that should have been just about a shonen boy exploring Disney words is now a convoluted mess written more in retcons than present plot and spread on four different lines of consoles, most of these are hand-held. It had the fortune to be published in a period where the teen audience was all about stories that seemed intelligent by being complicated, see Lost or Harry Potter, and just now that now-adult audience is realizing how empty, unstructured, and frankly misogynistic the plot really is. Disney caught on earlier and apparently prohibited that closeted teenager in the body of a 50 yo man from touching ever again its characters, that now are completely dissociated from the main plot and are there just to pad out the gameplay, to the point that there are even fans asking for remove them from future games. Like, do you really think that Kingdom Hearts would have made more than one game without the Disney lure? But now, back to the fight and the good cameras! This is Celebrity Bangmatch, a Rule 34 Tournament where patrons get to decide who's gonna win and which fetish he's going to exploit. To vote and become a supporter click here.

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