#ceilidho

[serastonins]

AHHH MY TOP FAVE PRICE FIC EVER RAHHHHH

country roads holds a very special place in my heart and @ceilidho devoured with this series

the director said cut but they heard change lives

[bosombuddiesandsailormouth]

Duality of COD fans:

@charliemwrites @ghouljams @luminousbeings-crudematter @ceilidho

[ohbo-ohno]

ghost x reader fake-boyfriend-turned-stalker PLLLLLEASEEEEE (this is ceil)

LMAOO i read "wreck and ruin" by emma slate and was very disappointed with how obsessed with the fmc the mmc was!! he just kept letting her go!!

so the basic synopsis of this as a fic would be: you're a bartender at a seedy bar and there's this jackass who just will not leave you alone, no matter how many times you shut him down or threaten to kick him out (which you're not supposed to do). so you go up to the biggest guy in the bar and basically ask him "hey can you pretend to be my boyfriend so this loser leaves me the fuck alone" and to your (and everyone around you's) surprise, ghost agrees and stakes a claim on you to chase off the other guy

anyways!!! turns out ghost is incredibly mentally unstable and completely unwilling to pretend, so for him this is a very real relationship, and no matter how hard you try you just can't shake him off your tail.

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

hi babe (it’s ceil) ily ❄️🔪

ceil ❤️❤️❤️

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

oh shit, currently it's a CoD x res evil au with Ghoap x Reader where it's super dark and scratches a particular itch in my brain: They find her in Racoon City and keep threatening to leave her at one of the Umbrella bases they keep raiding for supplies if she doesn't play with them :////

Ideal person to write this for me: @ohbo-ohno @ceilidho @391780 @bbbby-blu or ALL of the above

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

nothing tooo weird, i'm afraid, but I did recently look up the kind of bruises being tied up for extended periods of time would leave on wrists - colour, how it would feel, how long it would take to fade, etc. etc.

[toobusyshrimping]

What are the slutty thigh straps ghost wears? I can only think about tommy wiseau wearing three belts to hold up his ass when i see them

[bucca2]

this is ceilidh.....go wild w that one LOL .... i don't write for konig so feel free

LMAO thank you!!! I’m obsessed with your ghoap x reader btw

[cryptid-cave]

Currently thinking about a reader who, while having a full-time job and playing the part of a “real adult” pretty well for the most part, is still kind of lost and pathetic. It feels less like they’re living and more like they’re surviving, getting by on their own with just a cat for company.

Enter John Price, who’s currently on medical leave and just itching for a project. Maybe reader works at a store near his home that he shops at almost every other day, or works at the library where he goes when he needs to get out of the house. Either way, he spots this pretty little thing who clearly needs some love and guidance, preferably from a strong, gentle hand - and who better to do that than him?

Anyways, save me bossy and demanding Price with a savior complex, save me

[papoli]

finally drawing our captain 🫡

[wordstome]

Johnny and Simon watching you turn your house upside down knowing full well even if you find that thing there’s actually nothing forcing them to return to the sea. You’re stuck with them!

…was Johnny the Selkie? The fic’s I always see they make reader the Selkie. which is all fine and good! But, I think it would be very funny to be some girl who comes down to the beach to gather seaweed for dinner and have 2 large, lumbering, male Selkie’s following after her. “You look cold! Put on my coat!” Johnny trying to coax you sweetly, showing off how good a mate he is! Put on the coat! Brings you shiny shells, fish and trinkets he found! Simon thinks it’s bullshit, just take the pretty maiden! She’s literally tiny- here! He can pick her up and wrap her in his coat! Why are you screaming girl!? When you get upset, it upsets Johnny. And when Johnny gets upset, it upsets Simon. So, he immediately tries to rectify it and sets you down. You immediately bolt off, leaving them on the beach like ‘wait, where’d she go?’ And now Johnny’s pouting. “Ye’ scared her! BONNIE COME BACK!” And he bolts after you, while Simon’s like ‘wtf, I was literally doing what I was *supposed to* when you flipped out!’ And Simon chases after Johnny AND you.

wait wait wait WAIT. you are on to something new and unique. a selkie giving his coat AWAY??? hiding it in your fucking house when you invite him over? you're stuck with them because they can't return to the sea without their coats but you can't find it anywhere. wait......wait the possibilities.........

[luvrodite]

been thinking about soap all morning it’s getting dire guys

[ohbo-ohno]

ok but bo (this is ceilidh but not exposing my main) puppy soap who makes reader play puppy and kitty when she is NOT into it LMAO and when she looks to Ghost like "this is insane, right? he's lost his mind" Ghost just stares at her and tells her that kitties meow idk im losing my mind

@ceilidho!!!! kisses hello hi!!! this is hysterical LMAO thank you for sending it to me

i have an ask rn that uses the words "over spoiled purebred kitten behavior vs the over excited fully body wagging mutt" and im hoarding it for myself like a tasty treat but it fits this perfectly

it could be sooooo funny too. johnny is like fully into the puppy part of puppy play, that man will kneel and hold his hands in a little paw shape and pant with his tongue out if he's told to beg. "speak" gets a bark. like that man is a puppy idk what to tell you.

and you are not a kitten. you're not, you're just not! like sure, maybe you really enjoy the feeling of simon's hand passing over your hair (maybe even a little rub at your ears), and maybe you make little moans that might sound a little tiny bit like a purr but!!!! you're not a cat!!!! not like johnny is a puppy!!!!

johnny does not care. wants to fuck his pretty little kitty :( you gave him tiny little licks with the tip of your tongue before sucking his dick once and he just never stopped thinking about it. gives you a looong tail plug and pulls it, laughs when you yowl and jump a foot in the air, says of course you're a kitten! look at the way you act!

ghost doesn't push it but there's a time johnny begs you to meow - honest to god meow! - while he's fucking you, and when you look over at him for a little bit of solidarity he just raises an eyebrow and is like "well? it's what kittens say, isn't it?"

[moondirti]

i hope this doesn’t sound dumb but i genuinely thought you and ceil were the same person 😭😭

im ngl to you this flattered me beyond what is normal and healthy so i would never call you out on it but. poor ceil 😭 she is so talented, i could only hope to match her level one day

[cookiepie111]

Ohhh, I'm shaking I'm sick. I need desperate könig so bad, who'd beg for a bit of your attention.

[imagine-shenanigans]

ouhasgdkl;asjfklajoughoughough anon ty for the compliments ily <33333

You said this was like "strange friendship" but idk if you're going by way of platonic or romantic end goal so I'll have endings for both <3333 I'm also assuming you meant a Vigilante reader?

Also side note but dear dear followers and people perusing the tag who found this, how are we feeling about Jon Bellion's song Guillotine when paired with Miguel/Reader because it came on while I was writing this and I'm feral

Side note, I wrote this awhile ago before I changed the way I write, but I'm going through my drafts and I guess i'll just drop this while I write more for tptbp, since I don't think I'll return to it, at least for awhile

Miguel O'hara Police AU x Vigilante Reader (Friends to Lovers) (Unfinished)

Rating: T for Teen (Minors Still DNI tho please)

General

Miguel has always had a strong sense of right and wrong, and he's always wanted to protect people. As a child, this was a strong sense of justice that manifested, and although now that he's older he sees it from the lens that the ends justify the means, at the end of the day all he wants is to protect the city.

Became disheartened with the police force overall after he'd been in it for a few years, his bright-eyed enthusiasm tampered by years of seeing the worst of Nueva York, both in and out of the police force itself. He's dedicated to reform in the system, and he's stubborn, and that's the only reason he takes the detective position. It's a step above the meaningless work he felt he was doing before, and at least this way he has some say over who really gets the hammer.

In any other world, he thinks to himself, maybe I would be like those vigilantes.

They're all over the news - villains (criminals, he often reminds those who use the term) that fill the streets of Nueva York like filth. Above the petty threats he and the other officers typically get slammed with, real, genuine threats that he should be investigating. Biochemical warfare, robberies that span several city blocks, bombs, and genetic testing that alters the very DNA of the other humans in the city. It results in a frankly concerning amount of human-animal hybrids, and that makes his job narrowing down vigilantes even harder. Between the genetic testing and the well-known phenomena of superpowers, Miguel is up to his eyeballs in (figurative) red yarn and pushpins.

Surpsingly, he doesn't hate the vigilantes for their work. Sure, it makes his own job harder, but if he were a little younger, or if he'd been gifted with powers, he'd have been right out on those streets with the best of them.

But he only has mercy for the ones that pass the extremely high standards he sets. He promised to uphold right and wrong, and while he'll often give the vigilantes a head start, he's never actually worked with anyone... until you.

He'd heard of you, infamous in the media, even for a vigilante. Kids want to be like you, adults are torn between wanting you brought to justice and wanting you pardoned. Villains/Criminals pray for your downfall - most willing to go to great lengths for just that (other than unmasking you - villains and criminals may be just that, but there is a certain code of ethics still upheld, and unmasking someone on purpose is a huge breach of the larger game at play.)

He becomes... just a bit obsessed.

You've got a code of ethics, a moral compass, and you yourself are willing to go to great lengths to protect the city. You're kind, and you're smart, a clever thing that is constantly evading his grasp. As much as he admires you, it's infuriating at the same time how much he hates you. You let criminals off the hook for reasons he can't comprehend, you put yourself in danger to such great lengths that Miguel isn't certain how you quite survive most of the things you do. You're snarky, and kind of an asshole, and you also commit strange, petty crimes, and while he doesn't really care when you punch one of his fellow officers and beat him bloody when you find out he was being a creep to a young girl, Miguel is still forced to at least try to bring you to justice.

But you're a fucking enigma.

If you live in Nueva York proper, he'd never know it - you don't show up on any scanners, your bio-signs are unique in costume, but the moment you're out of his line of sight he couldn't pick you out of a crowd for the life of him. No paper trails - if you're buying anything in the city, it isn't with anything but cold hard cash. He can't tell if you're living hand-to-mouth, and the system itself is hiding you from him, or if you're just clever enough that you're constantly three steps ahead of him.

Maybe it's both.

Miguel gets obsessed, quite frankly, and it's a good thing that he's better than his fellow detectives three times over, because otherwise he'd never get anything done in the long hours away from home. The only thing that keeps him from delving straight into madness is Gabi, and her needs. After she'd developed nightmares a couple years ago when he'd been absorbed in his work, he refuses to put in overtime more than once a week, and even then it's only on days that Gabi would be over spending time with his family anyway.

[vampirekilmerfic]

IF MW3 was canon to me, and if I wasn’t completely and absolutely burnt out, then I’d write an Orpheus x Eurydice coded Ghoap one-shot where Simon refuses to accept Soap’s death. Just flat out refuses to accept that it happened. Never even goes to the funeral.

He doesn’t accept it, because he can’t believe it.

It was supposed to be him, right? How could Johnny have gone before him, in what universe was that okay?

Ghost is so desperate, clawing, grasping, fighting tooth and nail for something, anything. But first, he needs to get away. (Price looks at him with those knowing eyes. Price knows something’s not right, but what could he say?) So Ghost asks to go on extended bereavement leave and Price lets him.

And Ghost goes straight to Scotland.

Finds a crossroads.

Makes a deal.

When he wakes up in the middle of the night, Johnny’s there in bed beside him, breathing deep, looking so peaceful in his sleep. Ghost thinks it’s a fucking weird dream, only to wake up to the smell of frying eggs and coffee.

Soap seems to remember nothing about that last mission. Been havin the weirdest dreams lately, Si. Cannae believe how real some of them felt.

Something fundamental cracks in Simon’s chest at that moment. It’s real. The deal came through. Johnny’s really here.

Simon's happy to report that the rest of their life together is mundane. Even boring, to an outsider. They quit and move. (Simon takes care of all of it. Johnny never even mentions seeing Gaz or Price, but Simon never prods. It's all surreal, so what's another weird thing?) Their life together is happy.

But...

The real story begins when Simon realises that his time's up. The real story begins when Simon gets dragged to hell, goes with a smile on his face. How could he not? They'd crammed a lifetime of happiness in ten years.

The real story begins when Soap makes it his personal mission to bring Simon back, this way or that.

[bitchkiss]

Thank you so much for answering my questions. I'm a poc myself, and when I saw something that didn't really go in the same direction of what my logic/belief was, I questioned why it was so. It would take me a bit more time to analyse within myself the questions you've written at the end, but it seems helpful

I was wondering about the gut feeling you talked about. Maybe it is because I haven't been out of the country irl, or because I've been lucky enough to not deal with racism, atleast directed at me, on social media. But I've never experienced a gut feeling as such, especially when someone isn't being outright discriminative. So for such really short interaction times, for example a post that comes up on your blog, or a comment you see which has the liberty to be dismissed as a 'hey, maybe this person genuinely doesn't like the personality, or just the character in general', how do you get the gut feeling/act on it. Or more importantly how can *I* see if it's stemming from an underlying cause of racism, from a single message, if it makes sense

And you also talked about societal beliefs. How do you usually judge if those beliefs are not right, because I imagine it's quite difficult (not the word I wanted to use here, but vocabulary is escaping me currently) to go against a huge stream of thoughts and then voice it out.

Once again, thank you so much for taking time out to answer this

answering this now so you know that i saw it and that i will be writing out a thought out answer when i have energy!!! my flare has gotten worse so i need to lay down.