#cei meaner

[cei-c31]

My opinion on Mack is that he's a homosexual

yeah. who isn’t on this ship?

next question.

[clemclamdoodles]

Meet Cei Meaner, my RatsSMP OC!

- They used to be house pet but they fell in love with a street rat who buried into the house.

- They fell in love with him and eventually conceived a ratling who they’d name Honey.

- Upon learning they now had another mouth to feed, Cei’s lover abandoned them.

- Cei was eventually dumped by their owners after learning she breed with a street rat. The humans worried about what diseases she may have contracted, and not wanting to get sick.

- Cei is now a street rat themselves and is searching for a safe home for their daughter where they can raise her surrounded by people who love her.

[writingbyclem]

Mistledrone - ISWM

Concept from: @ask-the-invincible-crew & @starry-nightengale

Cei Meaner enjoyed their position as Secretary aboard the Invincible II. Sure, sometimes the days were long, especially with the light reactor work they did on the side on the odd day. But the coworkers they had were nice, Burt and Captain were lovely bosses and their positions gave them their own room and a seat in the crew lead common room. The crew-leads needed a lot of paperwork help.

A particularly nice coworker of theirs went by the name of Tyler. He was the first mate, and also took some odd cryo and engineering jobs. That meant his bosses were Mark, Celci and Captain, which they knew was certainly an ongoing headache for the man.

Yet, even with all that he still found the time to talk with Cei. They knew it was guaranteed, considering he was the Captain’s first mate and they were the Captain’s secretary, but god they really appreciated it.

Whenever Captain let them know they had a task for them to complete with Tyler, their heart always jumped and stomach seemed to flutter, which wasn’t that obvious. Probably.

They’d fallen for the idiot properly around week seven of the ship’s stationary plan.

The pair needed to go and get a cart from storage, so Mark could shuffle some stuff around safely in his division’s work place. Captain knew the dumbass wouldn’t go and get one himself.

“Are we certain this’ll hold?” Hummed Cei.

“I don’t see why it wouldn’t.” Shrugged Tyler, dragging out a trolley from the stack and wheeling it side to side. “We could always test it.”

“How would we test it?”

Cei watched as Tyler stepped onto the trolley and pushed off, gliding down the rows of storage shelves.

“Wait- Tyler- That can’t be safe-“

CRASH

“Tyler! Are you alright?!”

“Yeah! I’m good, don’t worry! I rolled off at the last second, spy style!”

Cei snickered.

“Heh, right.”

Now, you're probably wondering how Cei ended up admitting these feelings. It’s approaching christmas time and that only means one thing.

Mistletoe.

Well, not on the Invincible II. Here it means:

Mistledrone.

A fancy little machine commissioned by Danny from Brian to get some Christmas kiss action on board the ship.

The general idea of the contraption was it would fly around the ship on a loop, finding two unsuspecting crew to catch under the mistletoe, which wouldn’t part from the pair unless a kiss/ a hug/ or tap out was demonstrated. It had led to some sweet moments and some funny ones too. As long as the drone was on and flying, if you got under it, you played it’s game.

Cei had stepped out of their office to the sound of banging, which was odd, considering it was coming from the corridor, not one of the divisions. They found Tyler with a broom, hitting one of the roof panels. Upon closer inspection they spotted the Mistledrone turned off and stuck to it.

“Oh dear, it’s trapped!” They frowned.

Tyler looked up at the sound of their voice.

“Yeah, I'm trying to get it out without breaking it.” He explained.

“Do you want me to stand under it, so I can catch it when it falls?” Offered Cei.

“Oh yeah, that’s a smart idea.”

They stood in front of Tyler, who continued to free the drone with his broom. They held their hands out ready to catch it. A few minutes of whacking went by when the drone began to wire to life again, the lights and mistletoe back on view. Tyler paused his whacking. It managed to unstuck itself and hovered above Tyler and Cei whilst it rebooted.

“Well! There we go-“

Bing Bong!

The pair looked up at the drone.

“Of course.” Said Tyler, glaring at the flying machine.

“You uh can tap out you know?” Reminded Cei, flushing and pushing down the disappointment.

“Oh, well I would, but I don’t really want to. Unless, of course, you want to tap out.” Replied Tyler, with an assuring smile. “You're probably the only person on board I want to kiss, if I’m being honest.”

Cei stayed at him, flustering.

Oh

Oh.

“You’re uh the only person I’d want to kiss too.” Cei admitted, bashfully.

“Well, if we’re both in agreement then.” Hummed Tyler, teasingly towards them.

“Oh shut up.” They mumbled.

Tyler laughed gently, taking their hands in his own.

“May I then?”

“Yes, you may.”

He gently leaned towards them and kissed Cei lightly on the lips, which they reciprocated.

“Goddamn, this mistledrone really works Huh?”

“Yup.”

“What should their ship name be?”

“Not every couple needs to have a ship name, Mark.”

“And why not, asshat?”

“Alright, quiet you two, they might hear you.”

“Sorry Captain-“

[caffeinatedreeseart]

Best friends, and Secretaries to Captain [Redacted] aboard the Invincible II, Cei Meaner (left) and Rhys Williams (right)!

When the Captain notices Rhys working too much overtime, they hire on Cei to help lighten the load!

Too bad they’re both workaholics.

Cei belongs to @clemblog

Rhys belongs to me!

[cei-c31]

opinion on mack please guys

i need evidence to get him fired xxx

mans acts like he’s a dictator istg-

[cei-c31]

Stop asking me for

‘A Crew Lead Onlyfans.’

It’s not going to happen.

Don’t. Ask. Them.

I don’t even know where you lot got this idea!

[cei-c31]

my tablet keeps crashing :/

ends up on this blank light blue screen

it’s so annoying!

occasionally it’s pink too

[cei-c31]

stop sending me non serious help requests.

it drives me insane

I’m not giving you assistance with files named ‘your mom.png’ or ‘nunya.exe’

I’m not an idiot.

[cei-c31]

this senseless pining between the crew leads has gotten me to the point where they all might as well be in a polyamorous relationship!

[cei-c31]

Sometimes I see stuff when I sleep. I can’t figure out if their dreams or nightmares.

[cei-c31]

Whoever is sending me doc links to their Captaineer, Capcel, Guntain, Capurt and Capack fan-fictions, I will find you and I will report you for harassment.

[cei-c31]

what.

he’s a what.

seriously?!

I meant that as a joke-

but he’s an actual dictator-

smh

hate that guy.

Captain and Mark must not exist in that place then.

Because they wouldn’t let that happen anyday!

captaineer in-charge 4 life gang

captaineer 4 life in general

opinion on mack please guys

i need evidence to get him fired xxx

mans acts like he’s a dictator istg-

[cei-c31]

…Mack and Mark are the same their?

Does that make them twins in my universe?

Have I got just two Mark variants in my universe?

What??

What an asshole!

People shouldn’t be treated like pets! That’s just plain cruel!!

God, if I ever meet this dick-tator! He will be sorry!

Man,

Imagine if I tell Mark about this! He would certainly kick Mack’s ass regardless if it’s other universe him.

You don’t do that to a person!

Especially when their boyfriend is Mark Iplier lmao.

I think I’ll keep this in-between you and me for now though.

opinion on mack please guys

i need evidence to get him fired xxx

mans acts like he’s a dictator istg-