#cedric spliff

[akaadisaster]

*dusts off this blog that I haven’t used since 2019.* Well what do we have here? It’s my designs of all of the current LA Unlimited Tacos! Designs are either based on the wiki, HeteraSky on Twitter’s minis, or my own brain mixed with what’s been said on the Tacos discord. Here’s to all of our guys surviving this season!

[cryinginblaseball]

👀

Lachlan Shelton Makes a Fursona (With Cedric Spliff and York Silk)

"Sit, dingus," Cedric said.

"This is silly," Lachlan said.

"Yeah," Cedric sat at the table and pulled out his own laptop. "But it's fun too. Have fun for once, nerd."

"I have fun plenty!" Lachlan started to protest, but Cedric was already laughing to himself. Lachlan frowned, but he sat down anyway.

York came back. "Okay!" He opened a drawing program on his tablet. "Where should we start?"

"I… I don't… I don't even know?" Lachlan shifted in his chair.

"Hmmm," York said. "What about like a lion?" He started to draw out a lion head on his tablet.

"Lion might be too cool for Lachlan," Cedric said.

Lachlan rolled his eyes. "Anyway, I thought maybe a bunny would be nice."

"Oh, yeah! That'd be really cool!" York scooted the canvas over and started drawing out a rabbit's head.

Thanks for the ask!

[cryinginblaseball]

I think Cedric would be miserable at job hunting. I think he gets too anxious at the interviews and blows it every time. Just over explains and flubs his words. I could definitely see him just getting work via word of mouth.

I wonder if Cedric would have a great luck at job hunting thanks to his many hobbies, or would he just Commit To The Bit and become a wandering handyman (gn) for all of Partially Submerged Canada?

[lebaronlordking]

Saturday Afternoon Reggae Show DJ LeBaron Lord King lebaron@kpoo.com

March 23, 2024

#SaturdayAfternoonReggaeShow

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[dddragoni]

Rules: post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. if you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics.

blatantly taking advantage of a general tag by @idonthaveanyurlideas to self-promote 1. New Cities, Old Faces

Cedric Spliff hit the ground hard.

2. The Whole Kit and Caboodle

Tot Best sat on a couch in the LA Unlimited Tacos’ clubhouse, scrolling through the news on their phone.

3. Unlimited Until the End

The parking lot of Al Pastor Memorial park is a paradox. Infinite in scope, but somehow perpetually crowded.

4. Blasetober 2022

A door is opened to a dark room buried deep beneath the earth. Within it lies a plinth, and on the plinth lies a Book, its cover bound by chains and sealed with a heavy lock.

5. The King and the Frog

King Weatherman had always been an early riser.

6. A Tale of Two Sextons

It was a beautiful day in the Infinite Cities of Los Angeli. Sun2 was high in the sky, its rays filtering through the countless dimensional rifts in a kaleidoscope of shining rays

7. Something to Hold Onto

"I'm home, darling!"

8. Holding a Grudge

"GOD DAMMIT." Bobby Mitchell hurled her controller against the wall as the knight she'd been playing as was eviscerated by a wheel of spinning blades for the seventh time in a row.

9. A History Lesson

McDowell Mason had been a member of the LA Unlimited Tacos since the very beginning.

10. Enter Oko

Rogue Umpire incinerated Goobie Ballson!

Al Pastor Memorial Ballpark was silent as the last ashes of what had just moments ago been the newest addition to the Tacos’ lineup drifted to the ground.

So it seems my tendency is to start a fic with the full name of the POV character, if not immedately at least very early. While these are the most recent fics, they’re not necessarily the most recent stories since two of them are big long anthologies.

I took advantage of an open tag so I’ll leave this open as well for anyone that would want to do it

[akilliosacheron]

@polkadotpatterson ‘s moist talkers tumblr posts are very funny so I made some twitter based ones :) minis by @hetreasky who apparently also has a tumblr hey. heres his twitter as well

[cryinginblaseball]

Wasn't tagged but I want to play

Lachlan Shelton Makes a Fursona

"Cedric Spliff happily set out the food Lachlan had brought with him in the little room off the Gleek Clubhouse."

Vibe Check, Revisited

"They told York that PolkaDot Patterson was there to catch him when he fell."

Stepping into Existence

"If Eugenia was being honest about it, she'd tell you it was Ziwa's fault, or rather that Ziwa was the reason, and she feels terrible about it."

Not the One That's Punishing You

"Greer Lott, standing in the rubble of the last 20 minutes, stared down at the diminutive form standing just out side her door."

Hold Tightly, Hold Tightly

"The sun set on the frozen sky."

EUGENIA GARBAGE FINDS SOME CAT EARS IN A DUMPSTER AND DECIDES TO MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM

"Int: A dumpster outside an anime convention"

Looking For Lost Things

"Sometimes, when you're dating a sentient garbage hive mind, you have to be prepared for strange behavior."

Food is an Act We Do For One Another

"Lachlan Shelton woke to the sound of slamming coming from his kitchen."

Hobbs Cain's Wednesday Night Nightmare Club

"Hobbs Cain looked around before he crept into the Moist Talkers’ clubhouse, trying to muffle the rustling of the plastic bag he was carrying."

PolkaDot Patterson Enters the Vault

"At this point, Dot Patterson should have been used to elections being utterly disruptive in their life."

I tag @polkadotpatterson and @mossy-kit!

Rules: post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to ao3. if you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics.

got tagged by @waveridden and i....have been writing and publishing fic extremely infrequently lately but here we go

wire and glass and stainless steel

loveless was beginning to get the idea that i&t had very little respect for the work that went on in archives and revision.

when all of your body's burning up

the only picture in the house of your abuela is in your parents’ bedroom, framed on the dresser. you don’t see it until you’re twelve, until the room’s pristine nature and crisp, white sheets become less foreboding and more of a challenge; until your parents trust you to stay at home by yourself after school instead of with your tía.

thought i saw stars, but it was the rain

the horizon gets bad weather days, sometimes; days when the air is thick with feedback that creeps up the back of your neck, or clouds of birds blot out one of the many suns, or the humidity breaks and bloodrain comes pouring out of the sky. today is one of the latter. derrick watches from the safety of the screen door as the droplets hit the deck and explode into red mist, scattering over the wood, turning the exterior of the beach house into a crime scene. making its outsides match the inside - raw, visceral, haunted.

guitar / loneliness / blue planet

since people started disappearing into the black hole, the dale have been throwing parties almost every weekend. there’s no straight answer you can get as to why they’re doing it. some say it’s for remembrance, some say it’s to celebrate the people who are finally getting out of the horizon. personally, shaq thinks it’s to keep the morale up.

sugar, butter, flour

“I’ve been reading some shit on the internet about black holes,” Hank says.

maybe i'll be the lucky one

the first time she ever sees brisket friendo, silvaire looks at him and thinks, that’s trouble.

if i can live through this

it’s supposed to be the play of her career.

keep me, keep me

a story the woman will never tell (and one the statue, banished to another universe, will try to omit from memory) is this:

at the start of a moment

the fridays’ last series in the season is at home in hawai’i, and fitz feels relief wash over her as the plane touches ground and taxis in the runway.

stuck

the pies collected 10! “okay,” case says, chewing on the end of the plastic straw he used to stir creamer into his coffee. “so, walk me through it.”

tagging uhhhh @riseinviolence @impernaway @thehallstara and anybody else who wants to say i tagged them

[polkadotpatterson]

Moist Talkers as text posts, part 4!

Art by HetreaSky!

[averyhelm]

my piece for the Moist Talkers zine! the team taking a well deserved day off 💙💦

[flocksystem]

london simmons + cedric spliff 29

29: nudging them to show they are right beside them

London knows the cardinal rules of xyr world by heart (an irony, since xe has none):

There is no give without take.

The pitcher must throw the ball.

The first xe learned when xe was first pulled from the Shadows, finally allowed to walk in the light at the expense of another. Cedric told xem it was fine, looked almost relieved as he went under. London hadn’t felt guilty about it then, knowing that during the long-shadowed afternoons, xe had been able to emerge into those patches of dark, watching games from beneath the stands. Cataloguing data, calculating statistics.

SIMULATION: GUILT

DOPAMINE LEVELS REDUCED

There wasn’t much space for shadows now, underneath so many suns.

Xe used to visit him at night, those now-haunted hours where Shadows gathered. Xe had felt an obligation, being the one who had taken his place. Obligation became camaraderie, camaraderie became friendship. The problem with friendship, London discovered, was that it meant you had to care, and caring hurt.

Xe didn’t visit anymore.

DISTRESS DETECTED.

END SYNTHETIC CHEMICAL PRODUCTION? Y/N

Maybe this is why Mooney had been so reluctant to program in the emotion sims. London was built possessed of one thing, and it was the drive to acquire information. Xe ran equations from the Shadows, produced dataset upon dataset detailing the team’s ERA, OBP, SLG. Xe had seen the reactions the numbers elicited, the fascination, the pride, the shame.

Xe had, by natural extension of their drive to know, wanted to understand. Xe thought xe understood now. Xe thought xe might regret it. Especially now. But to stop now, to lose all the bad, would mean losing all the good too.

And there had been good. London wasn’t ready to give up on it. Not yet.

SIMULATION: FEAR

ADRENALINE LEVELS SPIKING

The pitcher must throw the ball.

London had learned the full extent of that today.

Numbers had always afforded London a certain degree of security. Even in an unpredictable world, they allowed xem to trace back a certain kind of logic. Logic had dictated that, in order to throw the ball, the pitcher must have someone to throw the ball to.

Logic had no place in what followed.

London Simmons advances to third.

London Simmons batting for the Moist Talkers.

If London did have a heart, it would be pounding now across two bodies. Two selves staring at each other across the space, the combined panic of two sets of falsified producers and receptors a tidal wave.

And then, by some miracle, there is shadow.

The cloud cover, sparse as it is, casts a stretch of shade back behind London on home plate. There’s a faint sense of contact, and if xe had any kind of olfactory system, xe would catch the scent of old books, cheap wings at trivia night, that spiced aftershave that Alston loved.

For a moment, there is no roaring crowd. Only relief, and quiet calm that passes over London (both of xem).

“You got this, kid,” Cedric says.

And London knows, in that moment, that xe does.

[lenasai]

this week in blaseball elections: season 20

uhhhhhhhhhhh the detectives just got yoinked...and yolked?

beeg sun moment (sun 30)

ivy and nan are both safe in the shadows! my kids are safe!!

poor math velazquez had to get shadowed to recover from those shark bites

steaks got one of their players yoinked by the mechs

the jands reformed liquid friend not knowing they were going to get yoinked

knight triumphant is with the lift now?

turnip economy dead, riv

no more flickering bat for jacoby podcast

worms moved a player to the shadows twice

magic doing 4d chess to save james mora

tiana wheeler and cedric spliff got nerfed

flinch rerolled to debt, yikes!

garages wimdy magnified the kitty

the glove is loose once more

goodwiiin finally got dusted

pudge nakamoto is a worm now

WAKE UP WE GOT MORE LORE

[luvbuq]

♡ masterlist <3

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Rules + Request's ...♡

I will only write mlm stories for mlm characters. - e.g. Ian Gallagher

I will not write nsfw for minors.

I will write about ships!

I will only write requests for the fandoms listed.

Requests are currently...

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Other stories ;

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[cryinginblaseball]

Spent some time adding stuff to my queue. Anyway I'm sad about blaseball again. Tell me about what your blorbo is up to now that they've been Released.

My faves for the Talkers:

Lachlan Shelton - anywhere from owning a food stall to a food truck to a bistro.

Hobbs Cain - Just vibing with Richmond Harrison. I think they eventually come back to Halifax.

Greer Lott - I love the idea that Greer has fallen in coaching kids in little league and swearing and also how to defend themselves against bullies, and she's just thriving, to her surprise.

Cedric Spliff - @luckyowl21 said he'd be in a sewing circle and I love that for him. I can see him having a YouTube channel that fluctuates wildly on what it's about. He has a small but devoted following.

Jasper Coven - Just like his old teacher turned surrogate sister, Kiki Familia, Jasper was sought out by a neophyte witch who wants him to train them. He's trying his best.

PolkaDot Patterson - vibing on the coast with Workman Gloom. Also coaching little league with Greer.

[waveridden]

as an aside, one of my favorite one-off lines on the blaseball wiki is that cedric spliff’s con artist crimes include 1) selling people weed but it’s actually oregano, and 2) selling people oregano but it’s actually weed

[lebaronlordking]

Saturday Afternoon Reggae Show DJ LeBaron Lord King October 8, 2022 lebaron@kpoo.com kpoo.com

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[caligulalotus]

so as inspired by @leonstamatis ‘s post analyzing the gender and humanity demographics of the Boston Flowers, I decided to do the same for the Moist Talkers, since I consider myself a kind of honorary MT fan because of the amount of MT lore I’ve been exposed to and am attached to because of my MT fan friends. I’m putting it under the cut because it got way longer than I thought it would, and I didn’t even do a real analysis.

There are going to be three classifications of person here, human, modified human, and nonhuman. A few of these players were hard to pin down (Jesús Koch and Beans McBlase), so I classified alternate reality players as modified or nonhuman and “regular human and their animal pal” as human. As for pronouns, the categories are separated into primarily he/him, primarily she/her, and primarily they/them, any, no, or neopronouns. If a character falls into these categories also uses another set of pronouns, those are listed as well but they do not contribute to the overall count for that other set of pronouns because the math would’ve gotten way too confusing for me, sorry. I also didn’t do race demographics because they really aren’t discussed on the wiki, and as far as I could tell, a lot of human players don’t really have a race consensus.

Player Stats:

30 players since season 1

Current roster is 15 players, 5 pitchers and 10 batters

7 players have been lost through incineration

9 players have been lost through feedback

1 player has been lost through trades/blessings

(I know these numbers don’t add up, it’s mostly Eugenia Garbages fault)

OG Lineup: 14 players

Eugenia Garbage-She/they, nonhuman

Jesús Koch-He/they, human modified

Greer Lott-She/that, nonhuman

Jenkins Good-They/them, modified human

Mooney Doctor-She/they, human

Trevino Merritt-They/them, human until proven otherwise

Kennedy Alstott-They/them, human

Tyler Violet-She/they, nonhuman

Elijah Bates-He/him, nonhuman

Joe Voorhees-He/him, modified human

Richmond Harrison-He/him, nonhuman

Hobbs Cain-He/him, nonhuman

Ortiz Morse-He/him, modified human

Oliver Notarobot-He/they, nonhuman

Current Lineup: 15 players (previously listed players in bold)

Eugenia Garbage

Ziwa Mueller-They/them, nonhuman

Cedric Spliff-He/him, human

Commissioner Vapor-They/them, nonhuman

Jesús Koch

Beans McBlase-She/her, human

Alston Cervesa-He/him, human

Lachlan Shelton-He/him, human

Fish Summer-They/them, nonhuman

York Silk-He/him, human

Polkadot Patterson-They/them, human (sometimes modified human post squidish-ing, but for my own sanity, human)

Greer Lott

Jenkins Good

Beasley Gloom-He/him, nonhuman

Mooney Doctor

Incinerations: 7 players (previously listed players in bold)

Trevino Merritt

Kennedy Alstott 

Tyler Violet

Elijah Bates

Kiki Familia-She/they, nonhuman

Antonio Wallace-They/them, nonhuman

Workman Gloom-They/them, human

Feedback Swaps: 9 players (previously listed players in bold)

Joe Voorhees

Richmond Harrison

Lachlan Shelton

Hobbs Cain

Quack Enjoyable-They/he, nonhuman

Eugenia Garbage

Simon Hayley-Any, nonhuman

Ortiz Morse

Jaylen Hotdogfingers-She/her, human

Blessings/Trades: 1 player (previously listed players in bold)

Oliver Notarobot

Gender Demographics

Current Lineup: 15 players total

He/him-6, or 40%

1 player, Jesús Koch, also uses they/them pronouns

She/her-4, or about 26%

3 players, Mooney Doctor, Greet Lott, and Eugenia Garbage, also use they/them or that/that pronouns

Neutral (they/them), no, neopronouns, or any-5, or about 33%

1 player, Greer Lott, uses neopronouns (that/that) but was previously accounted for

Past and Present Moist Talkers: 30 players total

He/him-13, or about 43%

3 players, Jesús Koch, Oliver Notarobot, and Quack Enjoyable, also use they/them pronouns

She/her-7, or about 23%

5 players, Eugenia Garbage, Greer Lott, Moony Doctor, Tyler Violet, and Kiki Familia also use they or that pronouns 

Neutral (they/them), no, neopronouns, or any-10, or about 33%

9 of these players use exclusively they/them pronouns

1 player, Simon Hayley, uses any pronouns

1 player, Greet Lott, uses neopronouns (that/that) but she was previously accounted for

No players do not use pronouns

Human Demographics

Current Lineup: 15 players total

Human-8, or about 53%

5 of these players use he/him, or 62.5% of human players

2 of these players use she/her, or 25% of human players. Mooney Doctor also uses they/them.

1 of these players uses they/them, or 12.5% of human players

Modified human-2, or 25%

1 of these players uses he/him pronouns, Jesús Koch. He also uses they/them pronouns. Ths comes out to 50%.

1 of these players uses they/them pronouns, or 50% of modified human players

Nonhuman-6, or 62.5%

1 of these players uses he/him, or about 16.6% of nonhuman players

2 of these players use she/her. Both players also use either they/them or that/that. This comes out to about 33.3% of nonhuman players

3 of these players use they/them, or 50% of nonhuman players

Past and Present Moist Talkers: 30 players total

Human-11, or about 36.6%

4 of these players use he/him, or about 36.3% of human players

3 of these players use she/her pronouns. Of these players, 1, Mooney Doctor, also uses they/them. This comes out to about 27.2% of human players.

4 of these players use they/them pronouns, or about 36.3% of human players

Modified human-4, or about 13.3%

3 of these players use he/him. Of these players, 1, Jesús Koch, also uses they/them. This comes out to 75% of modified human players.

1 of these players uses they/them, or 25% of modified human players

Nonhuman-15, or 50%

6 of these players use he/him. Of these players, 2, Quack Enjoyable and Oliver Notarobot use they/them as well. This comes out to 40% of nonhuman players.

4 of these players use she/her pronouns. All of these players also use they/them or that/that pronouns as well. This comes out to about 26.6% of nonhuman players

4 of these players use they/them pronouns, or about 26.6% of nonhuman players

1 of these players, Simon Hayley, uses any pronouns, or about 6.6% of nonhuman players

So I am not super involved in Moist Talkers culture or lore development. I’m not in the discord, I’m not a fan on the website, I only know as much as I know about the Moist Talkers because all of my Blaseball friends are MT fans and I follow a lot of MT fans, and you all did good at getting me attached to your characters through the wiki. Because of all this, I’m not going to make a ton of commentary on what you should do with this information, or how you should take all this. I’ll just sum up the data I have. Throughout the Moist Talkers’ time as a Blaseball team, half of your players have been nonhuman, and most of those nonhuman players have used he/him. The nonhuman characters also have a pretty varied dynamic, lots of different types of not humans, but a lot of them have fish/ocean qualities. That fish thing is also why I was hesitant to include Polkadot Patterson in the human category, as I sometimes see their squiddish modifier give them some nonhuman flavoring. Generally, the Moist Talkers do a lot of fish and ocean stuff. Gender wise, most of your players have also used he/him, but you also have had a pretty good number of gnc players in your time as a team. Generally, you are kind of lacking in the she/her character department, though not she/her using humans as much as modified humans or even nonhumans. You also don’t have many neopronoun or any pronouns using players (only one of your players falls into each of these categories. Greer Lott uses she/that and Simon Hayley uses any). Take all this info as you will, incorporate it into your future character and world building, or don’t I’m not gonna get too into it simply because I’m not “technically” a MT fan.