#cdta first time in idyll au

[missr3n3]

for making me laugh i present to you:

ftii god (he's gon be mentioned and/or implied here and there during the story)

god has no comprehensible form for mortals, so he uses someone or something else's appearance (for example, Joshua) to communicate.

he technically doesn't need to talk with anyone, cuz he could just. make ppl do or say the stuff he wants them to. but it's more boring like that. god's voice is more of a feel or something you'd hear in your mind, and god's voice is also silent.. in a weird way.

mfer also does things that make no sense and doesn't elaborate further (tis why michael end up in the nightmare sand pit in the first place). hekamah hates every time god goes silent during big events, though it's not like he cares about its opinion. boo hoo ig.

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god rolling up to someone looking like a scrawny emo boy is the absolute funniest mental image dfhdskfhdsl

[missr3n3]

Who else got this vibe?

https://imgur.com/a/d6PGMID

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all though getting a dbz energy blast to the face from azrael is a very funny way to die, possibly even funnier would've been if joshua went back to nox. and then the BSA just blew it up again lmao

[missr3n3]

i made another one.

https://imgur.com/a/5h1PIaJ

this is one of the most dramatic things I've ever drawn. lol.

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even in a grim, dramatic moment, joshua's resting bitch face remains eternal <3

[missr3n3]

i opened Instagram and the first thing i click on was this.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGgyvGxMKX4/?igsh=MXhuczk4Zzh0Mmp4Ng==

gives off azrael blasting joshua vibes. lmao

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yea thats abt what it would take to kill a devil

[missr3n3]

this was supposed to be a lineart-only shitpost, anyway hekamah and isaac interaction woo! (it's trying so hard to act and look mad btw)

https://imgur.com/a/hekamah-isaac-interaction-ypQ9Qdm

isaac is right tho grapes are real good <3 (tho his actual favorite fruits are oranges!)

thanks so much for the art!!

[missr3n3]

random ass facts let's go!

Uriel is the social recluse/introvert of all the Archangels, mfer only started going outside in the early 1900s. Also, Michael haven't met them because of that.

Joshua goes to the spa in Heaven for the desserts. Totally for the desserts, trust 🙏

Hekamah has two YouTube channels, one for supporting RDP by making short animations (yknow, like those AMVs) bi-weekly, and one for herself to play niche, obscure videogames every three days.

There's an order by The Heavenly Council (made by the Archangels + Hekamah) for every angel on Earth to beat the shit outta Michael, bring him back to Heaven so that the Council give Michael a warm, welcoming ceremonial beat-down privately.

By the way, if Michael did return to Heaven instead of being found, the above ceremony still applies <3

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thank u for sharing! the idea of one of the angels having a youtube channel is vry fun and interesting <3

[missr3n3]

random ass videos let's go!

hekamah performing after finding out joshua got that hoe (madeline) back

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHPQ-TQS53V/?igsh=cWlicHVlcXpkMTF5

joshua attending a random concert in heaven

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD_UVUpBcVW/?igsh=MXhoc2ViMzcyYjY0Ng==

madeline & joshua carving pumpkins

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBR1ladSc0F/?igsh=ZXQ5NWMyZ3Rua3F5

joshua bringing isaac anywhere he thinks is a nice place

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEdFYLTKQUg/?igsh=MXF1YTMwdzNhcDBwMQ==

cairyx

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBCQvGKtmT_/?igsh=eHhhMWp1OWFyZHg5

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that one before the last one is so anxiety enducin gshfsdfhskdfhs

[missr3n3]

happy birthday! have this wholesome art :}

https://imgur.com/a/uxd3cAh

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thank u so much!

to be completely honest, for a moment i thought that pattern on his shoulder was like. joshua playing tic-tac-toe on him XD

[missr3n3]

one of the angels be like-

angel 1: ay yo, look at this weird little guy i found standing at the gates.

*joshua is being held like a cat, his face is one of pure annoyance and probably freaking out internally*

angel 2: what in all goodness is that?

angel 1: i dunno, he looks adoptable.

angel 1 walking around with joshua:

[missr3n3]

this is like, one of the times where i accidentally correctly guessed something canon (hekamah at one point called joshua a strawberry demon).

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seemed kind of obvious to me with how much i associate joshua w/ the color red lol

[missr3n3]

i made a poem. it's through hekamah's point of view of joshua.

Title: Will I Ever Meet A Friend Like You?

Your hospitality remarkable

Your personality humble and civil

Humility is your virtue

And patience you pursue

Or perhaps you are a saint?

Created by the Devil and yet

Never daring to attack the innocent

The Lord must have blessed your heart

For why else you'd spread kindness?

Stubbornly loyal to your companions

Still I remain awestruck

For wisdom you seek

Though full of grudge

Remaining kind and not judge

Truly marvellous you are!

Lord protect him!

Lord save him from the Devil!

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vry cool! wish i could say more, but poetry's really not a strong suit of mine 😅

[missr3n3]

skellie, I have something to summarise a certain part of hekamah's past (kinda related to their appearance and why they're "attached" to joshua, too) in 3 words:

“ Pact, Hellfire, Escape. ”

let the theories commence.

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interesting! 👀

[missr3n3]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. HERE YOU GO; HEKAMAH (DEBUTTING ANGEL!!!) AND JOSHUA ILLUSTRATION!!!

https://imgur.com/a/wNz10bo

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AAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE!!! ;_;

very intrigued by hekamah having the same black + silver + red eye color as joshua tho 👀

[missr3n3]

it's so fucking stupid and funny to imagine that Joshua's guardian angel has similar personalities with him.

its not too surprising tbh. the more im writing the more i realize most characters in cdtaville got a lil bit of a chip on their shoulders

[missr3n3]

*joshua attempting to fight the grim reaper aka azrael who's in a bad mood*

hekamah: dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass-

*joshua gets obliterated™*

hekamah: AZRAEL, FUCK YOU.

i guess hekamah can't be too mad since joshua kinda brought that on himself lol

[missr3n3]

hekamah would do well as Joshua's guardian angel, because he's the angel of loyalty and Joshua's loyal and all that. but, damn, he do be questioning Joshua's actions when he does stupid shit.

*Joshua doing any stupid shit basically, like pushing random buttons or turning levers up or down*

Hekamah, spirit form and internally cringing: Damn, this hoe is stupid as fuck. Like, bitch, get your head out your ass and get outta this place!

Joshua: Did you hear something, Izzy?

Isaac, getting goosebumps in an abandoned factory even though Joshua said he should stay away but tag along anyway: No..?

hekamah must've facepalmed so hard it left a dent in their face after joshua tried to square up on azrael lol