#ccatch

[sabaeth]

brushed my teeth twice today. thanks pokémon

[chlobliviate]

Wolfstar Microfics - Crack Fic

Words: 986 😅

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Moony

(13:47) Sirius, I’m going to fucking murder you in your sleep. 😌

Padfoot

(13:48) you can try

(13:48) but

(13:48) i’ve been awake for hours

Prongs

(13:48) What did he do now?/

Moony

(13:48) He knows what he did.

(13:49) I said I shouldn’t go out last night.

Padfoot

(13:49) and yet out you went

Moony

(13:49) And yet, out I went. 😔

Prongs

(13:50) Pretty sure I just heard Moony sigh through the wall.

(13:50) So what did Pads do?

Padfoot

(13:55) O NO

(13:55) o nooooooooo 😬😬😬😬

Wormtail

(13:56) ???

Padfoot

(13:56) i may have given us all personalised ringtones on moonsss phone

Prongs

(13:57) 😂😂😂😂😂😂WHAT WS MNE?!??!!?

(13:57) Moony don’t bang on my wall to punish me for shoddy spelling when Sirius hasn’t used a capital letter since 2008.

(13:57) BUT WHAT WAS MINE

Padfoot

(13:58) do-re-mi from the sound of music

Prongs

(13:58) I am less excied about this now.

Padfoot

(13:59) naturally pete’s was rat-a-tat-tat by fall out boy and courtney love (absolute banger btw)

Prongs

(13:59) Nvm I’m back on board!

(13:59) What about yours?

Moony

(14:00) You Belong with Me.

Wormtail

(14:02) Ah. 🙃

Moony

(14:04) So Benjy suggested we ‘take a break’

Padfoot

(14:04) fuck im so sorry moons

(14:05) i can text him and tell him it was a joke

Moony

(14:06) Nah, it’s ok. I care a lot less than I thought I would tbh.

(14:10) James. Your headphones are unplugged.

Prongs

(14:10) SORRY SORRY FUCK ITS NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

Padfoot

(14:10) wow moony’s having a crisis and you’re having a wank

(14:11) harsh

Moony

(14:12) I’m not having a crisis. I’m fine. That’s probably not a great comment on my relationship though?

(14:12) JAMES! HEADPHONES!

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Wormtail

(20:27) Lads, 😱😱 I think Benjy’s on a date

(20:28) Just showed up here with some guy

Padfoot

(20:28) moony sleeping 🤫 wtf we need details

Prongs

(20:29) Nvm, Sirius woke him when he yelled wtf

Moony

(20:40) Yeah, I bet that's David. He’s on Benjy’s course and he may have come up a few times.

(20:41) He didn’t even give it 8 hours. Wow. What a prick. I’m not surprised though, which probably also speaks volumes.

(20:41) Fuck. 😂

Padfoot

(20:41) you have four minutes to make yourself presentable moons then we’re coming in with tea and chocolate and a movie

(20:42) three minutes

Moony

(20:42) 👀👀👀 What’s happening next door?

Padfoot

(20:43) TWO MINUTES dont change the subject

(20:43) new neighbours

(20:43) all girls

(20:43) james is in love already 😂

Prongs

(20:43) I AN NOT

(20:44) BAD PADFOOT

Moony

(20:44) When did you meet them?

Padfoot

(20:44) one minute moony moon also we did not meet them but james spent a lot of time peeking out of his windoe this morning

(20:44) winDOE AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

(20:44) let the record state that i was assaulted with a wooden spoon 😔

Moony

(20:44) 😏😏😏

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Moony

(10:01) Just met the neighbours.

(10:01) They asked what James’ ‘deal’ is.

(10:01) You were not slick at all. 😂

(10:02) They invited us over for drinks tonight, though.

Prongs

(10:02) It’s not my fault they were so loud moving in that I had to see what the commotion was.

(10:02) There was Beyonce and shrieking. I was merely a CONCERNED citizen. 😌

Moony

(10:02) That’s your story and you’re sticking to it?

(10:03) Benjy and David are already Facebook official. Wow.

Prongs

(10:04) Moony. He is a massive twat. You have terrible taste in partners.

Moony

(10:05) That is not at all reassuring.

(10:06) I’m going to drink so much tonight. 🙃🙃🙃

Prongs

(10:07) oh yeeeeah? Anyone from next door ccatch your eye?

Padfoot

(10:07) moonys only got eyes for me thank you very much 😤😤

Moony

(10:08) Don’t get me wrong, they’re all pretty, but no.

(10:08) Plus, I CLEARLY only have eyes for Pads.

Prongs

(10:17) So… whats her nameeee? 🫠

Moony

(10:18) Who?

Prongs

(10:18) YOU KNOW WHO

Moony

(10:19) Drawing a real blank here.

Padfoot

(10:20) hes just giggling at his phone

Moony

(10:20) Traitor.

Padfoot

(10:20) MOONY EHY MuST YOU WOUND ME SO

Wormtail

(10:20) Did you two sleep together again?

Prongs

(10:21) I mean the red headed, fiery goddess who lives next door and laughs like a witch.

(10:22) Ooooooooooh? 👀👀

Moony

(10:22) Emphasis on the word SLEEP. Yes.

(10:23) No homo.

(10:23) I mean, partially homo, I guess. 😂

Padfoot

(10:23) FULL HOMO BIG HOMO ENERGY IN THIS ROOM ;)

(10:23) get over it wormy

Wormtail

(10:23) I didn;t mean it like that!!!! It’s fine if you want to do that!

(10:24) I only request that you do it in Remus’ room, bc Sirius is next to me and I don’t need to hear his cum noise.

Padfoot

(10:25) let the record state that moonbeam laughed so hard at ‘cum noise’ that he banged his head on the wall and dropped his phone down the side of his bed 💀💀💀

Prongs

(10:25) Is his hed made of lead? That was so loud fuck.

(10:26) That means your cum noise is gonna be loud too. Ew no. go fuk by Pete.

Moony

(10:27) We’re not fucking, wow.

(10:27) We’re all very aware that I’m not Sirius’ type.

Padfoot

(10:28) what is my type

(10:28) fite me

Prongs

(10:28) dumb, obscenely pretty, easy.

Moony

(10:29) One out of three. Damn. 🙃

(10:29) Also you misspelled *bite. 😌

Padfoot

(10:30) which one what moony what wait what 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[antxnous]

Curly tried to fix Jimmy’s mistake and paid the price for it and continued to while Jimmy acted like he was fixing everyone else’s problems OHHHHH WHEN I CCATCH U JIMMY

[056-hades]

well hubba hubba henlo tjere hawt stuff 🥵

saay, yaknow, i'm pretty sure Trojan is also the name for a bbrand of squondoms, if you ccatch my drift 😏🍆💦🍑

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[rhysdarbinizedarby]

Hi! Do you know where i can watch the full mcm panel?

Hi! I wish I know where to watch full mcm panel but I found someone posted download link for the full panel on twitter (credits to @/ccatch) and hope this will work for you!

[squishlien]

ddeviating from olnf for onr post,,.. forgiver nme.,,

ccatch me on art figh tfor the next month!!! annd gimme urs i will get oyu

[multitrackdrifting]

replies are still broken so idk who replied to me today but im gonna ccatch up on some sleep today

[beautifulground]

most people crash 2 or 3 times and then learn from their mistakes but we are the ones who don’t slow down at all and there’s nobody there to ccatch us when we fall!!!!

[boybbc22]

My dream ccatch

[audioexorcisms]

Every day it ccatches up to me

[the-firebird69]

this is Kias sport super car and it is not bad the detached wheel an error we do see it like an indy car but they go slower. and it is ahassle ccatches debrie and people too. evil really. we use this design it is cooll use Kia lines a you see to icorpoerate the rear wheel. and we do it shortly and request Father and Mother both sides leed it they of course say yes. ad do it now. too. and we force the car on dealers, and say this limit it ot yours if your so ballsy and the wll have nothing need it ok good. we hit these here now theya re dimented losers

Thor Freya

and most places obscure the glass wiht the supercar and brad wanted it, we spoke he was excited can use a curtain we said yes. and this is it. he wants it will sell it to his and weighty but good. we live and try adn make it up to him good. and forsted not dotted

Olympus

we see it frosted and ok. and tons will ok

and curtain good

Zues

we hear it too want it now tons do and trump too and ok sure. we say and do.

Hera

why it is a game wiht us and ok they hate us ok good

trump weodo this now

[kfroschauer]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: BEAUTIFUL LIGHTWEIGHT EARRINGS THAT CHANGE COLORS AS THEY CCATCH THE LIGHT.

[crossover-enthusiast]

"I just watched Robert fall out of bed tfying to ccatch a moth, please send a weewoo wagon"

Radford 2007

HAHAHA

"weewoo weewoo"

[amalgam-posting]

wwell ,choruss needs to ppayme . i ddidntn ccatch thhat tthing for nnotuing , aand i want a rewaurd fformy labbor .

i wwas supoussed to gget monney ffor cauutching a ggiant thhang . HHERO EVVEUN SAID ITTWAS GOODD DANDORI!!!!!

WHHY AM I NOTT RIICHHYET!!!

@amalgam-posting

You were scammed I think.. T-T . WAIT WHAT BIG THING .!?

i think i missed a lot..

[caracello]

i can never ever play paranoia with people who dont know i selfship w puter because i will be so embarrassing at all times i swear it

[captaincleverusernamehere]

oh my god i JUST started the new episode of game changer this is incredible