#cc: wilbut soot

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

(Long post ahead, sorry Cedar I had a really long dream haha)

I had a dream where the former members came back just to mess around on the DSMP world a bit before giving it a send-off as like a closure thing. They discussed how they wanted each character's story to end, about Technoblade, recreated certain moments with each other, and sometimes even slipped back into character for the bit. But the thing was Wilbur was there except he wasn't Wilbur. He was a new streamer Phil (from now on referred to PM to avoid confusion) picked out and advertised to replace Wilbur on the stream. The guy's name was also Phil. Phil looked exactly like Wilbur, but he had a mole on his right cheek and he had a tiny scar below it. He also had a different voice but it was kind of a blend between Wilbur's and PM's, leaning towards the latter. Anyway Phil fit perfectly into the atmosphere and even if he wasn't exactly like Wilbur, people loved him. But after the stream, Phil never streamed again and nobody (not even PM) ever answered anything related to Phil. This made people freak the fuck out and start theorizing. Ofc everyone latched onto the "Phil is Wilbur so we need to cancel everyone for bringing him back" idea but therr were wilder ones too like "Phil is Wilbur's brother"/"Phil is Wilbur's nice clone"

It got so out of hand that PM dedicated a whole part of his next stream to Phil and what happened to him. We learned that Phil is just PM's friend from college; Phil had a job outside of streaming and only did that stream as a favour for PM; Phil was flattered by the love he was shown from fans but not only was streaming something too time-consuming for him, he also knew he would forever live in someone bad's shadow so he had twice the reason to not do it; Phil is doing fine, has no relation to Wilbur, and honestly had no clue what a Dream ess em pee was outside of cultural osmosis and what PM showed him the week before the DSMP reunion stream; Also Phil didn't want anyone trying to out his socials because he didn't want a spotlight. Anyway this all ended with everyone making jokes that Wilbur was Phil's evil clone

Tommy was also asked about Phil a few days after the PM stream and he said "Phil seems like a good older brother, a better one at the least" which made everyone freak out but I woke up too early before I could figure out how THAT resolved

Anyway yeah. Long ass dream woohoo

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[metrixnos]

brothers. i’m thinking about them so much rn you don’t understand

[jay-birds-fly]

Do I listen to Modern Baseball and Los Campesinos solely because Wilbur mentioned liking their music? Mayhaps. Did Tommyinnit do the exact same thing? Mayhaps.