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cc: ‘’what do you see, you see carrots, or do you see bacon? I’m about to make carrot bacon, uh huh. You need a shaver, need to shave it like so like that. See how it looks real thin? Uh huh. Now you got a few strips, but you know what, you want more than this, do that cause that’s your business. You gone need some liquid smoke, maple syrup, don’t call it a comeback honey you’ve been here for years- garlic powder, smoked paprika, and a little bit of this onion powder with pepper. Like so like that you mix this all up cause this is your seasoning, this your concoction for your carrots. to turn it into the bacon. Put the bacon in there, make sure to get thoroughly seasoned, you can leave it in there for about two minutes or so. Put it in your air fryer or your oven. 380 (degrees) five minutes. Take it out and baby you got some bacon there lets taste the crunch.
Listen real good- [crunch noise]. yup. Now you make your BLT wrap, with a little pickle and a little onion. Let me just show you: see that? I got my little roasted uh, sun dryed tomato wrap, with some mayo, I got some micro greens like so like that, tomato, red but purple onion, uh dill pickles are the way to go, and then that’s the carrot bacon but add a little bit more because that’s my business. And I can do that if I want to. Yeah, like so like that. Then we’re gonna wrap it up- I almost forgot the avocado, let me grab one. Now we can wrap it up, okay? Wrap it up (x3) like so like that. Let’s cut it in half, like so like that. Ooh, let’s look at it, look at look at it look at it (?), honey look at that carrot bacon. Thank the lord for it, ooh god thank you. (singing) I know it was the blood.’’
Carrot bacon is a great bacon substitute
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