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"I bet you'd dig Maulgrin, he's a real big sweetie. I got to paint all his scale things this one time, and you can like, basically draw all over him. He's like HUGE, just real big, and like you'd be surprised at how good he is for snuggles, like f'real. OH, and you know who else is good for snuggles? Grandpa and like, the whole menagerie. I got to visit them once because like, I needed some of Grandpa's blood to survive drinking Null's blood which is like, basically drinking battery acid but like if it was on fire, so you can like, imagine how bad of a time I had. Don't worry about it. Anyway visiting was super fun! I'm pretty sure grandpa only let me visit because he liked my moxie and I was totes happy and willing to become puppychow for the menagerie. They like totally hunted me down for like hours while I like tried to make it on foot through Grandpa's territory, it was like totally fun, I deffo coulda died soooo many times. But like after it was super cool! The menagerie totally loves me and like, recently I was like covered in blood when I video called with them, don't worry about it it was like a sex thing, anyway, I called them and they were soooooo excited to see me and they made a snow angel of me I'll totally show you pictures, and then! Because I was like covered in blood, they dumped blood on me! How fuckin cute is that? Then they ate snowcone angel me and it was so totally cute, they said I was delicious."
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@cavalarbor #do you need an adblocker chum
dont b silly!!! these r like, MY ads y would u or me ever wanna block them? ::))
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@cavalarbor replied to your post “WHAT IS. your favorite fish fact?”:
do you associate yourself with swordfish
Swordfish is the codename I've had for eighteen years.
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L: Greetings new follower! Lima speaking. I really like how green your hair is!
W: 'N I like that hat 'n shirt ya got! Real cowboy-like. Name's Whiskey, by the by.
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@cavalarbor , @thunderclapd
Also, greetings. Welcome and hello to the small blog I made. Not much here but my daily happenings though.
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Ggood for yrou uou are privileged enough too live ina a place where ther eare not worms wjo want tot kill and eat you .
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@cavalarbor replied to your post “Hey, what's up, I heard this place is dying.”:
sorry i had to change out the fertilizer
Doing a shit job of it. Better fertilize the fuckin' stocks.
Wait.
Fuck. Automattic is private. Okay. Can't make that joke.
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@cavalarbor replied to your post “giving it attention is what it wants”:
yeah i suppose, sometimes i can't help but want to get my roasting in for a spell before moseying on off to greener pastures
i get it but also theres like no point you care it doesnt and it feeds regardless roast someone who doesnt treat it like a hot n ready pizza roll
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@cavalarbor
hello there.. my name is Orion. thank you for following..
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@cavalarbor, @wxlkstabwalk, @creepy-crowleys, @penofdamocles, @seashaper
Hello. I'm Esq. Details are on the pinned!
Thank you for the following. It's nice to see you all. Sorta. I mean, like the whole having your blogs around. Yes.
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@cavalarbor
nah im gonna start building smth on the far side of my property, u wanna join me?
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@cavalarbor
i've never been very good at school i guess... most of what i've learned doesn't feel like it's really going to matter once i graduate? but it's also kind of scary trying to figure out what i'm going to do after, too...
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@cavalarbor replied to your post “I've survived. I hadn't informed most of you that...”:
what's that
Feranmut are akin to the 'Gods' of this world—though beyond the conceptual realm of their dominion, they're just creatures as any other.
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@cavalarbor, @arsonistsfirefly, @stvmpedes
greetings. i'm sato. i'm soaking in a bathtub as a direct consequence of my decisions. (:ᘌꇤ⁐ꃳ 三
icebreaker question: what sort of bread do you like? and any special condiments?
i recently got hermes's (saintworks) delivery of sourdough bread, and it's delicious. bit oddly tinted, but it doesn't affect the taste at all 9/10.
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i imagined what you'd look like with a mosquito proboscis and i started thinking of that "let me do it for you" meme
I look like this.
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SOMEBODY PINCH ME. TWO PEOPEL OFFERING TO TAKE ME TO THE BOG:? YES YES THE ANS WER IS YE S
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