#cause you put their characters in the ouran uniform and it’s like oh well now they’re Silly :)

[kaorvv]

My favourite genre of crossover fan art is characters from Literally Any Anime but dressed in ouran high school host club school uniforms

[amphii-writes]

Random Haikyuu Head Canons I Have

these are all taken from my discord server cause i remember to write them there, if you want to request fanfics, my requests are W I D E open! there is also nO order! these are just all the headcanons i could find tbh

warnings: mentions of blood, and just overall wild times, swearing

Asahi loves knitting sweaters because his shoulders are broad and he also loves seeing the reactions from his teammates when they get a sweater from him! He says he buys them but he doesn’t

Aone likes knitting socks because he has big feet and he loves fluffy knee high socks but his team will never know

Asahi and Aone regularly hang out and knit together! (after asahi wasnt scared of him anyways)

Nishinoya gives you shiny rocks he finds because “your eyes shine like them!”

Yamaguchi likes to have your head rest on his chest while cuddling!

Aone likes to bake

Aone dressed like a polar bear because koganegawa told him to- halloween was amazing

daICHI HAS A KISS THE COOK APRON

Daichi secretly can make some kick ass steak and is amazing at grilling sorry

Okay but real talk, Kenma and Yaku swear like sailors and it scares everyone because they always whisper the most foul, insulting things under their breath. Hearing it is like seeing a cryptid

Speaking of cryptids, Fukunaga and Shibayama are THE most true crime, mythology, and mystery obsessed fanatics on the team and often fanboy about it together 

Fukunaga’s obsession with moth man has gotten to an unhealthy stage

Kenma absolutely had a vampire phase and has read twilight. Only Kuroo knows and has sworn to secrecy via blood pact

Kuroo’s a musical nerd. Knows all of the lyrics to Hamilton, BMC, DEH, Heathers, Rent, Beetlejuice, Etc. Kenma considered dropping him because of it

Iwaizumi tells the worst dad jokes and Kyotani, wanting to beat him, started doing it too and it drives everyone insane

Yahaba and Matsukawa get along surprisingly well. Both are true crime freaks and bond over their forensic files obsessions

Matsukawa didn’t really like his thick eyebrows so he got one of his female friends to pluck it for him, but almost cried and gave up after the first hair. Oikawa called him a pussy for the next year

Hanamaki jokingly flirts with everyone on the team so most of them just got used to it, but it still confuses Kindaichi to the point of mental breakdown

Makki called Kyotani ‘puppy’ as a joke once and now mad dog is truly terrified of him

Kyotani’s dog absolutely ADORES Oikawa and it’s the funniest shit to the rest of the team

Mattsun and Makki play DnD and once convinced Yahaba and Kyotani to join. Kyotani kept rolling to fight everyone and Yahaba was a bard that kept rolling to seduce everyone. They kept yelling across the board so they had to kick them out

Outside of his school uniform, Goshiki specifically wears only plaid

Tendou makes little chocolates for the whole team every once in a while so they don’t think he’s scary

Semi and Shirabu once had a fistfight in an abandoned McDonald’s parking lot while Tendou filmed and Goshiki cheered them on

Everybody makes fun of Shirabu’s haircut but nobody dares to say it to his face. its gotten to the point where they say he got it done by a blind old lady

There’s a running joke about Shirabu also getting his haircut from prison but Goshiki is starting to suspect that it may not be a joke

Yamagata and Tendou are good friends with the mutual goal of collecting as much blackmail on their team as possible

Tendou loves animals generally considered to be ‘ugly’ like rats, crows, reptiles, etc.

80% of Goshiki’s playlist is shit overplayed on the radio. Him, Shirabu, Tendou, Kawanishi and Ushijima have a permanent ban from the aux cord

Nobody watches YouTube with Ushijima because he never skips the damn ads (other than tendou)

Suna once said y’all’dn’t’ve unironically and made a first year cry

Akagi once said UwU unironically and had an identity crisis.

Osamu has one of those rainbow gaming keyboards and is constantly on a discord call. Atsumu always yells weird shit in the background to embarrass him and once pretended to be him

During Seijoh group chat arguments. Hanamaki and Mattsukawa like to drop facebook minion memes in just to piss everyone off even more

mattsun and maki both have separate photo albums in their phones labelled ‘minion memes to piss everyone off’

Hinata carries a pocket knife and no one has no fucking idea why

mattsun and maki both have matching rat fursuits that look like they actually where in a sewer- they chased oikawa around

For all his talk of plant analogies and metaphors, Ushijima cant grow shit

Goshiki’s Bangs are the way they are because his favorite character was Rock Lee from Naruto

Oikawa has watched Ouran High School Host Club front to back so many times and he can quote all of Tamaki’s lines by heart -He keeps bothering Iwaizumi to “be his Haruhi, since you’re shorter than me”

Koganegawa has definitely gone as an Angry Bird for Halloween

Fukunaga has those reflective cat eyes, and he has terrified Yamamoto on several occasion

Hanamaki and Matsukawa have a teddy bear that they pretend is their child and they share custody

Suga always sprays whipped cream straight into his mouth whenever he sees a can

Nishinoya definitely bit people as a kid

Nishinoya would be the guy to wear shorts all year round and even if it's snowing, he'll insist he's not cold

Tendou is still stuck in his emo phase and would fangirl over Creepypasta with me and I appreciate that (me too buddy, me fuckin too)

Kyoutani LOOKS like he’d listen to viking death metal, but in reality he listens to Mother Mother and knows all the words to Ghosting

Sugawara would definitely encourage me to dumb shit and not stop me, and you’re all dumb for thinking he wouldn’t 

KENMA IS NOT ‘uwu owo’ SHY, HE IS ‘your fucking gross’ SHY SO LITERALLY STFU

Bokuto listens to Nicki Manaj. And knows all the words. To every. Single. Song.

Ushijima for some reason knows an odd amount of 90′s-2000′s R&B and he will hum along to the songs if they come on the radio (he also loves Dolly Parton) ((he says he relates to her music))

Bokuto once ate instant ramen for an entire month

TERUSHIMA DID TRY TO FUCK A PLANT WHILE SHITFACED AND GOD I STAND BY WHAT I SAID

atsumu let’s you put makeup on him and pretends to eat the brushes (do yk what im talking about- like n o m)

tendou ran for school president as a joke but actually won

i 100% believe that all of karasuno’s third years apologize when they bump into inanimate objects, but when suga is really tired or stressed out, he’ll yell at them instead.

Tanaka, Nishinoya, and Taketora have a group chat called "Bros who want sum hoes" and they send each other hypebeast memes and shit

Sugawara knows how to do a bunch of flexible shit because he sometimes goes to yoga with daichi and asahi's moms, its fucking hilarious

tanaka and noya both breakdance- they work as a team and sometimes go to tokyo for underground competitions- saeko drives them

Daichi knows a little ballet- nobody other than Kiyoko knows because they saw each other at the ballet class and had to work together- dont tell tanaka and noya that he lifted her though

Osamu once put glitter on Atsumu's pillow- he still finds hot pink glitter on shit

kita knits and crochets with his grandma

Kita's grandma knows everyone's names because kita talks shit bout them, her favorite is Aran

Kuroo has burnt his eyebrows off doing an experiment. His goggles didn't cover all his brows,,, so he just showed up to practice like that. No eyebrows and a chemical burn

kenma has played all kinds of games, but he was dared to play corpse party by kuroo. He wasn't scared because of the gore, he was thinking about the trauma the characters went through. Punched kuroo the next day because that game was fucked up

Lev isn't a strong swimmer, so he often grabs people by the head to keep himself up. happened with kenma and lev couldn't walk due to the force of kenmas suprised water kicks

akaashi has those fancy pens that you have to dip in ink and they're so nice

Bokuto has and will eat pencil erasers again

Daichi once almost lost his shit at his team but instead he lost his shit at the door that decided to stub his toe on the way out of the gym. not the best thing to be found yelling to.

Yamaguchi for sure has been dragged to one of terushimas parties because he didnt wanna say no. oh and terushima has like frat boy level parties too. Yams has for sure had some wild nights and doubts anyone other than Tsukishima and the party-goers will ever know

Akaashi can actually flirt very well! He reads romance novels sometimes and has analyzed any and every book in his possession! so he's actually quite charming

Daihsou unironically posted on twitter after mika broke up with him "I still see her shadows in my room"

Mattsun and Maki run a fake oikawa account; its been going ever since twitter even started getting popular and they even started sending messages in spanish. The posts would range from "I love all my fans!" to flirting with them :) Oikawa is pissed cause the account got verified before he did and most of his fans also follow the fake oikawa. Tooru has no idea who runs it JUST IMAGINE OIKAWA JUST LIKE RANTING TO THE SEIJOH 3RD YEAR ALUMNI AND JUST "no Iwa-chan, you dont understand! they run a fake account and pretend to be me!" while makki and mattsun laugh their asses off

Oh, kenma for sure has pretended to be a girl on discord and has gotten someone to buy him stuff. after they do he says in his normal voice "fucking simp" and then hangs up and blocks the other persons discord

Yamamoto, despite his rough appearance, loves kids and has and will be a human jungle gym

suna in middle school had a game with his friends about who could make kids cry the fastest

The twins switched places back in middle school and nobody could tell because of how great they are at acting like eachother

Daichi once arrested coach ukai for public intoxication after a game :|

Daichi has arrested many people from his old volleyball team but the most memorable case was when he arrested tanaka and noya for reckless driving. poor idiots got so scared when they saw their old captains face in their mirror and started to pray

tanaka, while trying to intimidate someone, once said "You dont gotta tell me twice, i may be straight but these hands are bisexual" and he often cringes at night thinking about it

Kageyama, as a comeback to Tsukishima, said "one thing about us royalty is that we love to feast" and he also fuckin hates what he said

the third years made a cult for Kiyoko. they chant every wednesday "i'll do anything for kiyoko, she makes me go loco"

oikawas fangirls are known to be fucking rabid

yAMAMOTO AND KENMA AFTER THEIR FIGHT WERE FORCED BY KUROO TO MAKE IT UP: so they dyed their hair together

Makki and mattsun sang two trucks in front of the entire team. everyone was so confused. Makki: "twO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX!!" Mattsun: "oH yEs!"THEY'D SWITCH OFF AND HAVE LIKE CHOREOGRAPHY TOO LIKE THEY'D DO A TANGO WHILE THE SONG IS LIKE "two beer trucks, making love"

tendou once called Oikawa "mr. no-nationals" and got kicked in the shins before iwaizumi could save him

Tsukishima had a my little pony phase

you work with matsukawa at a morgue and he makes dead people jokes while you fix some dead guys face with wax and makeup he'd be like "so didnt he like,,, stick his head out of the sunroof of a moving fuckin car??" he'd be singing dumb ways to die the entire day

i feel like Kuroo has one crazy accident a year. like it might not be deadly but its fucking crazy like for example: Kuroo for sure has ridden in a shopping cart at past midnight with kenma (who pushed him down a hill) causing Kuroo to get scratched up hella well. he lied and said he spent the night with a girl and kenma fucking hated himself cause he would be the girl if that was true

Mattsun has flirted with the 4th years moms before (AS A JOKE), and because of this: he is known as “fuckin milf hunter” sometimes by the team

Warning, this next headcanon is talking about cannabis, weed, mary jane, the zoink root. so if your uncomfortable, please dont read below :)

dude i wanna get high as SHIT with Asahi 

i think Asahi would be one of those mfkers who takes one hit and is gone 

ASAHI ACCIDENTALLY GOING TO PRACTICE ZOINKED 

IMAGINE HIM SEEING TSUKISHIMA AND JUST "he looks so judgemental,,, im scared" 

OR LIKE A MAD DAICHI AND JUST "i'm gonna,,, im gonna go jump out the window now" 

Noya and Tanaka would know tho, i feel like they'd have a 6th sense when it comes to weed. they probably get some from Saeko cause she'd rather they do it in the house. they'd smell asahi like fucking dogs and just so,,, big guy had fun without us huh? 

DAICHI WOULD KNOW ABOUT ASAHI BEING ZOINKED, SMASH HIS FACE INTO THE WALL, TURN AROUND WITH A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD AND WITH A BEAMING SMILE AND FEUX ENTHUSIASM SAY: "YOSH, LETS WARM UP!"

[loser-writings]

HC || Fandoms they were in

This is pretty much just a crack drabble since I am currently attempting to catch up to all of the requests! Thank you for being Patient with me!

Dabi

This gremlin knows what Homestuck is and can’t stand the fact that he understands the references Toga makes to it. Also possibly one of the few who has actually read homestuck on this list, and won’t hesitate to correct Toga or Shigaraki if they fuck up a fact.

He also really is into The Walking Dead. You can’t tell me that Kurogiri doesn’t have a TV set up somewhere in the bar so he and Shigaraki can sit and watch. This does end up with the majority of the league having a once a week get together where Jin gets Pizza, Toga gets several boxes of soda for them, and Shigaraki sets up everything. 

Denki Kaminari

This bitch was into homestuck. Like he wasn’t just into homestuck, he was INTO homestuck. Most likely one of those kids that used to jump on Omegle in a shitty cosplay for those homestuck Omegle cosplay meets the fandom used to do. He also totally has a genderbent Nepeta cosplay, a Dave strider cosplay, and a Jake cosplay SOMEWHERE. Most likely to accidentally wear a homestuck shirt to class.

Never once picked up a Harry Potter book or watched the movie, but you know this kid has a hufflepuff robe in his closet and some hufflepuff merch. He doesn’t know shit about the actual canon since he is just there to vibe

Really into Kpop. BTS, Blackpink, ITZY, EXO, Ikon, BlockB, BigBang minus Seungri cause he is icky, SuperJunior, NCT, WINNER, Got7, Red Velvet, (F)x, and more. Like you can’t tell me this guy doesn’t listen to girl groups and shit like BTS. (His bias has to be J-hope) He also bops with Mina the most. These two also most likely post dance covers of the songs to instagram and TikTok, so they have quite the following. (But their best video was their “Boy In love” cover they did with Kirishima, Deku, Shoto,Jirou, Momo, and Bakugo.)

This kid was also into Five nights at Freddy. He owns all of the games and will still play them with the Bakusquad, but he is pretty quiet about this fandom just because of how BULLIED he was for enjoying it. 

LOVES Danganronpa too. Bakusquad do a weekly game night and they all went through all of the games. Let’s just say Denki cried a LOT at the deaths. Like a lot. (He may have a few cosplays of his own too)

Eijiro Kirishima

Kirishima liked Supernatural just because of how manly Sam and Dean are. Like fuck yeah, he wants a chevy impala too cause it is a beautiful car and wants to know how to protect yourself from shit like demons and angels. He never did much besides watch the show, cry a lot, and try to draw the characters. (Also he had a crush on Dean just cause of how badass and manly he is, but nobody can blame him)

He totally sat and watched Denki play Undertale, so he knows all about it. His favorite character is Undyne and he actually cried when they beat her in Genocide mode cause holy shit dude. That sucked. Oh and Sans. Fuck Sans.

He enjoys Kpop and will listen to it with the Bakusquad. He really admires BTS for how much of an impact they have made not only on his friends, but also the world itself and you can’t tell me that this guy doesn’t think the world of Kim Namjoon. Like he listens to Mono on repeat and is such a big RM fanboy. Also really likes Bigbang (He thinks Daesungs voice is so nice and will sleep to his singing if he could), and Kyungsoo is his favorite in Exo. Cried when Bigbang started coming back from the Military, and cried harder when Kyungsoo had to leave.

Danganronpa is a game he really enjoyed with his friends and will even replay from time to time. He gravitates towards the really manly characters, but some others have spots in his heart. Mondo, Sakura, Gundham, Nekomaru, Kaito, and Gonta were his favorites. Let’s just say the game didn’t treat him well.

Fumikage Tokoyami

He ended up picking up the Harry Potter books and fell in love with the world itself. You can’t tell me this guy doesn't have a limited edition trunk set of the books hidden in plain sight. Like everyone thinks that the trunk holds something like crystals or some bones or knives but nah. It’s just his Harry potter books. Oh and Midnight totally gave him a Ravenclaw scarf around the holidays. You can’t tell me otherwise.

Death note? Death note. Only to episode 25 though. 25 happened and he just hasn’t continued watching cause it isn’t the fucking same.

Hitoshi Shinsou

Shinsou liked Supernatural for a while, but he eventually lost interest. He did his best to also never get involved with much of the fandom since it honestly scared him a bit, but his fear didn’t stop him from posting some theories into discussion boards.

He listens to Kpop a bit since he hangs out with Denki a lot and found out he really enjoys Ikon, BlockB, BTS, 

Bitch was in the Creepypasta Fandom. Like not even the good ones, he was into Jeff the killer and Eyeless jack and all of those ones. Sure, he would listen to the others and read the crappy ones, but he had a phase he is mildly ashamed of now.

This kid loves everything relating to Stephen King. He will have conversations with Aizawa and Hizashi about the books, and they all agree that Kings writing can rather be extremely amazing, or be the equivalent of a 13 year old attempting to write smut for the first time. It’s so damn funny to him

Hizashi Yamada

He has read all of the harry potter books and actually enjoys them quite a bit, but he tries not to let that show too much. He does have a Slytherin lanyard that holds his keys though that Denki had mentioned. It managed to get Mic off track for the class period when he started discussing the books with the students (Mainly Izuku, Tokoyami, and Denki)

He watches The walking dead with Aizawa 

Actually bops to Kpop after the Bakusquad introduces it to him. Massive RM fanboy so he and Kirishima will occasionally go off about how admirable and badass he is. Like RM taught himself english just from watching Friends??? And Hizashi admires that so much. He also loves diving deeper into their lyrics since they normally have such good meanings.

Izuku Midoriya

Oh he loves Harry potter so damn much. He has the books on his shelf, a Gryffindor robe in his closet, a full uniform, and several wands. He is such a nerd so you can’t tell me he doesn’t have a special notebook that has notes on the spells, character analysis, and a variety of different facts.

Really enjoys listening to BTS! He doesn’t know much about other kpop groups, but he really enjoys dancing with Mina and Denki (even if Izuku has 2 left feet and struggles with dancing)

Had a Dragonball phase. Like this kid loVEs Dragonball. It’s actually one of the reasons why he and Katsuki grew to be friends since they both watched the show. They would talk about how they would beat Frieza or the Ginyu squad all of the time.

Katsuki Bakugo

This bastard finds himself actually enjoying Kpop after Mina and Denki go off about their favorite bands, and he really finds himself enjoying BTS, Day6, and SHINee. 

Danganronpa was a game he experienced with his friends and FUCK was it an adventure for him. He got really invested with the story and for a while, the Bakusquad chat was active as hell because of all of the theories he had. He fucking HATED Byakuya, actually shed some tears for Fuyuhikos’ character development and Gundhams death, and was about to throw hands during the 4th chapter of V3. It was a Rollercoaster of emotions, but he loved every moment of it.

This kid had a Dragonball Z phase. No shit he would wake up, watch an episode of Goku screaming, and then go out to play. Honestly this routine started when he was 5 and he will still occasionally watch it. He still loves Dragonball, and he totally has a collection of dragonballs somewhere.

After Shoto and Momo watch Rupauls Drag race in the Common room, He gets hooked. His dad is a fashion designer, so he finds himself really enjoying the fashion aspect of the show as well as the makeup part of it all. He actually does Minas’ makeup occasionally and once people start finding out, he becomes their makeup artist. The girls makeup, and occasionally he will do drag makeup on the guys if they ask. Sometimes the Drag viewing parties start by Bakugo doing everyones makeup and then ordering Pizza.

Mina Ashido

Mina fucking loves to dance and everybody knows that, so it’s no surprise that she manages to nail every damn Kpop she does. She really loves the variety of dances and she can match every vibe. A dance in heels? Shes got it. Hip hop? Oh hell yeah. Cute? Sure! Badass? Shes got this. She is really just a bop.

Danganronpa was an EXPERIENCE for her. She absolutely adored the cases that needed to be solved, cried at the characters, and adored the game. She totally cosplayed Tsumugi with Cospox once or twice with Denki just for giggles sake.

Totally was heads over heels for Ouran Highschool Host club. She thought the anime was so damn precious (She adores Hikaru) and was so sad that there hasn’t been a 2nd season, so she bought all of the manga.

Momo Yaoyorozu

She is a Kpop fan! She totally could be an idol since she can sing pretty well, has the face for it, can dance pretty well! Her favorite thing is rapping though. You can’t say that Momo wouldn’t be able to write some bad bitch raps and pull them off with ease. With her, Mina, Jirou, and Ochaco, they make one HELL of a Girl Group. They love to do covers of Blackpink, Red Velvet, CherryBullet, ITZY, and Mamamoo covers. Her biases have to be Jennie, Irene and Moonbyul.

Tamaki Amajiki

Flipped through homestuck when it started, really never got into it but admired the work people put into their cosplays. Knows basic character names and that buckets should be feared.

He actually used to really like My little Pony! He would NEVER call himself a brony, but he really enjoyed the show. He only watched a couple of seasons, but the show itself was pretty relaxing and managed to calm him down when he was feeling anxious. If anybody ever knew he had a my little pony phase though (And still actually will watch it from time to time) he might just die from embarrassment.

Want to play Legend of Zelda? Well Tamaki is your guy to talk to about it. He might start rambling and will completely forget about his anxiety for a moment before realizing how nerdy he sounds. He has a gamecube in his dorm to play Twilight princess and Ocarina of time, He has a Wii for Skyward sword, and god did this kid lock himself in his room when breath of the wild came out. He can speedrun it like none other (Seriously, if he let’s you watch him, you will be fucking surprised by how amazing he is.)

Gotta throw in Teen Titans. Seeing Beast boy use his power in so many badass ways gave him some pretty cool ideas for his own quirk.

Oh and Rupauls Drag race. Nobody would expect him to be a fan of drag race, but he actually does enjoy watching the goofy drama. If you’re dating, you better expect weekly Drag race with him. It’s pretty funny to watch him enjoy the show. Sometimes he gasps, laughs or bites his lip, eyes hooked to the screen.

Shoto Todoroki

Another motherfucker who could EASILY be an Idol if he wanted to be. He actually really enjoys Kpop after Momo introduced it to him. They both often bop to it together when they study or hang out. He is also most likely to be the one recording the dancing videos or editing them too since he really enjoys helping out the girls. 

Want to watch him nerd out? Watch the classic Godzilla movies with him. Like HOLY SHIT does this man love the 50s-70s Godzilla movies. Bring him a box set and he will rather hug you really tight or run to grab blankets from his room cause this dude ADORES these movies. (Especially the mothra one. Like he will cling to you, thank you over and over again, and watch them with almost childlike glee.)

This bitch bops with Rupauls Drag race. He really enjoys makeup and has debated on trying drag himself (Not that anybody would know that) but it’s kind of shocking to see that he is the one that started the Weekly Rupauls Drag Race viewing in the UA Dorms. 

Yugi Aoyama

His mother used to read Harry Potter to him to help him sleep when he was a child so he naturally knows a lot about it. He knows he is a Slytherin and when Izuku thought about it, it made sense. He is pretty arrogant and wants to impress with his upbringing and french lineage. He also makes it pretty hard to get to know him personally, so Izuku makes a note that he is a Slytherin.

Likes Kpop, but isn’t SUPER into it like Denki or Mina. He likes listening to BTS and Exo and his Biases are Seokjin and Chanyeol.

[kagamine-sphere]

I was tagged by @atsumus​, :’D Thanks bby. This gon be fun.

Rules: Answer the 11 questions, then come up with 11 new questions of your own I’m too lazy, so just use the same ones again lmao and tag 11 people to answer them. [DITTO ON THE LAZINESS BRO]

1. put your music on shuffle and give me your favourite lyrics from the first five songs.

Young by The Chainsmokers: “We both know I go too far like when I wrecked your car. And almost fought your father when he pushed me in the yard.”

Wizard Love by Tessa Violet: “I never thought you'd be in my life Two different worlds that we let collide and it will never be the way it was before Cause baby I'm a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor,”

The Garden of Everything by Maaya Sakamoto ft. Steve Conte : “Here you are Daylight Star Made out of miracles Perfection of your own You alone Oh so incredible Each atom sings to me Set me free From chains of the physical Oh free me Oh free me .”

Gravity by Yoko Kanno: “Is somebody there beyond these heavy aching feet? Still the road keeps on telling me to go on. Something is pulling me I feel the gravity of it all .“

 Midori no shoujo by indigo la End: “ Koi wo shita koi wo shiteiru Boku no te ga kimi no te to kazanari atta toki Koi wo shita koi wo shiteiru Boku no te ga kimi no te to kazanari atta oto ga kikoeta? .”

2. how do you feel about kids? I think they’re adorable. I like playing with them even if they tire me out sometimes. Ahhh I feel like I could have been a pretty good kindergarten teacher.... but I don’t really want kids of my own I think.

3. if you could be one fictional character for a day, who would it be and why? Hmm... Probably Honey senpaii from Ouran High School Host Club because he’s cute, can eat all the sweets he wants without getting fat, is a martial arts master and is rich af lmao.

4. if you could have dinner with any celebrity, alive or dead, who would it be? I would love to have dinner with Robert Downey Jr. No lie. It would make my LIFE.

5. at a glance, who is your most popular artist in your music collection (i.e. whose songs do you have the most of)? Oddly enough its a tie between Hozier and The Script.

6. what would be your last meal? Black pepper steak, medium rare with a side of potatoes, mixed veggies and a tall glass of ginger beer.

7. favourite toy as a kid? A stuffed baby Donald Duck toy :’D

8. what song fits your favourite character the best? Ahahahah I have.. so many... OTL BUT UM I’ll go with my very current favs...

Yuri Plisetsky - Centuries by Fall Out Boy

Kageyama Tobio - King by Lauren Aquilina

Miya Osamu & Atsumu -  Troublemaker by Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida

9. ramble about something current affairs related. Well, it might not apply to the whole world but I thought this was pretty rant worthy for me. Just saw a video of a racist undercover police officer getting her uniformed colleagues to pat down a Muslim man in the UK because he was wearing too much clothing. Apparently now being covered up is also not allowed. Like I get that it’s summer and it might be odd for you but some people like to keep covered regardless of the weather. When they found nothing on the guy, the racist officer just stormed off without even an apology to the guy.

10. what fandom discourse makes you angry? People bullying other people for the ships they ship. People talking shit about other characters because they don’t mesh well with their biases. People mislabeling a pairing for being abusive because of widely popular headcanons. 

11. what’s your opinion on smut? I like it only when it’s done well. I have a few gems bookmarked and the quality of them has spoiled me.

Aaaand I’m tagging some people: @mayakern @hedgehog-goulash7 @hapagirl92 @racyue @kiki-kit @jack-spicer-enthusiast @ask-tadstrange @dchanberry @the-other-user @thegeekindenial @lokisflame

[alcoholicseraphim]

A Study in Caricatures

Part 4

“Ootori,” Granger asked, “Is there something going on? The students are more boisterous than usual.” She sat straight in her chair and yawned, bringing a hand up to cover her mouth. Kyoya didn’t know a yawn could be cute, or sophisticated, or anything besides a yawn, but there she was, proving him wrong. They’d agreed that it would be best for her to stay in character as much as possible even outside of club hours, and he was quietly impressed that she was remembering even in her evident tiredness.

“You didn’t know? Today and tomorrow Ouran Academy is hosting our annual cultural club exposition.” Kyoya frowned. “If you were planning to take the day off, I would suggest that you reconsider. The Host Club must put its best foot forward.”

“Don’t worry, I didn’t make any plans,” she said. “When you say ‘cultural club’, what does that mean? What kind of numbers are we expecting? Which of Ouran’s clubs will be performing? I don’t suppose we’re performing, are we? You wouldn’t have allowed me to remain ignorant for this long.” Her brow furrowed, her posture straightening further, her legs crossing. Her skirt inched up to show a bit of thigh, and Kyoya could see the goosebumps on her skin. It was cold, after all, but she’d taken her change in uniform seriously.

“Well,” said Kyoya, defending his expression against the soft smile threatening to overtake him, “Most clubs which are specific to the region or academy, or focus on the performing arts, are considered ‘cultural’. We’re only hosting schools within our region, so we’re expecting a total of five schools with perhaps three clubs each at most. Within those, not every single member is usually selected to represent their school, so a maximum of six members per club. That makes an estimate of—”

“Fifteen clubs, ninety people at most. What were last year’s numbers?”

“Barely half that,” Kyoya said.

“And the performances?”

“Only the drama and choral clubs will be performing,” said Kyoya. “Not us. We may expect to have some visitors, nevertheless.”

“Understood,” said Granger. “It will be interesting to see how my research matches up with reality. Of course, Ouran is undeniably the best, but seeing other examples should prove entertaining.”

Before Kyoya could reply, the teacher tapped on the board in that obnoxious way he did to get their attention, and Kyoya had nothing to distract him from the warmth in his belly. It was her voice, he decided. It was too smooth, too kind. It fooled him into thinking she cared about him, and made him want her to.

Throughout the remainder of Advanced Calculus, Kyoya tried to focus on the lesson but then Granger would make some small, subtle move, and Kyoya’s attention was riveted. She was no artless child, true, but he doubted that she was calculating enough to do such a thing for no real gain. If she wasn’t planning it, designing it, then that meant the fault must lie with him.

Unacceptable.

Calculus had never been less diverting.

“Ootori—”

“Kyoya,” he said automatically. “I told you to call me Kyoya.”

For a moment her serene smile twitched, but with what emotion he couldn’t say. “Kyoya. I’ll need to drop by the Black Magic Club before I join you all to greet our guests.”

“That's fine,” he said. It wasn't fine. She spent entirely too much time in the basement with Nekozawa, but he knew enough to know that trying to forbid her from going wouldn't end well, and may even cause her to quit being a hostess.

That would leave him at a disadvantage for several reasons, the most pressing being that they would lose the substantial traffic and income which had been steadily increasing upon Granger’s arrival. It had been two weeks, and now every day she was averaging a dozen requests, with her highest request rate being twenty-six. Those who came in regularly were more than willing to pay to make sure they had priority placement, with two begging to pay to be able to stay at her side the whole time. Normally he would refuse, but they each offered such a sum— daily sum— that Kyoya felt it prudent to bend the rules just a bit.

She was only improving. Kyoya couldn’t blame her patrons for being smitten.

“I’m glad to hear that,” said Granger, and for a moment Kyoya was unsure whether she knew what he was thinking. He wouldn’t put it past her.

The bell rang before Kyoya could think of what to say.

“Granger!” called Musuko Tachikawa, walking toward them. “Please allow me to walk you to your next class?” His voice was giddy, breathless. Pathetic.

She didn’t even need the warning look from Kyoya. “I’m sorry, Mr Tachikawa, it’s against the Host Club rules to spend time with any one boy outside of club hours.” She bowed her head modestly, and looked up at the starstruck boy through her lashes. “I know we have the cultural exposition today and tomorrow, and I wouldn’t wish to deprive you of a chance to enjoy the festivities. I hope to see you after it’s over, though.”

“O-o-of course, Granger. Of course. I don’t care about the exposition, can I see you today?”

“That’s up to Suoh or Ootori,” she said, neatly passing the question to Kyoya.

It was a dilemma. On the one hand, it was important to keep the momentum going, for Tachikawa had never come to request her. However, entertaining guests from the other schools would be a challenge if they were also entertaining guests. If they just made visiting hours later on in the day, perhaps it would work. “Our schedule is closed for the first two hours after class is over,” he said, “But after that time we will be accepting requests.”

“Thank you, Ootori,” Granger said, and for the second in which their eyes met Kyoya drowned in the mirth he could see behind hers. Too soon, she turned back to Tachikawa. “I hope to see you then. For now, though, we must all get to class. The bell will ring again soon.”

Tachikawa stammered his goodbyes, swearing he would be in Music Room 3 the moment he was allowed, and ran off.

“Let’s go, Ootori,” she muttered, picking up her bag, which was perhaps the single deviation from her image. It was undoubtedly full to bursting with books, and often Kyoya caught her pulling one or several out when she had free time.

“I’ll be walking you to class,” Kyoya said, savoring this smallest of victories. “It’s dangerous for you to be alone. Desire doesn’t always manifest in healthy ways, and I’d like to avoid you getting hurt.”

She looked amused but allowed it. “Come, then, or we’ll be late.”

###x###

Umehito had laughed for ages when Hermione told him of her decision to become a Host. To his credit, he never doubted whether she was telling the truth or whether she was capable of fulfilling such a role, but it had been several weeks and with time so passed his amusement.

“You don’t visit often enough,” he’d accused.

“I know, I know,” she’d grumbled.

So, in an effort to preserve the relationship she’d built, Hermione planned her every free moment around visiting him. She stayed at his mansion over weekends and instead of taking an hour between class and requesting hours to get ready in Music Room 3, she made the trip to the basement.

She was cutting it close, not having left the Black Magic Club room until the hour had struck, and she hurried through the lonely walk upstairs.

“Where are you going, fair maiden? Won’t you allow me to accompany you?”

Ah, yes, the students from the other schools had arrived. Hermione stopped and turned to the feminine voice. “I’m going to Music Room 3. I apologize, I had hoped to be with my fellow hosts to greet our guests. It cannot be helped. My name is Hermione Granger, miss.”

The girl standing before her— uncomfortably close— was tall and thin, with close-cropped brown hair. She wore a long skirt and a blazer which were clearly part of her uniform. “My name is Benio Amakusa, maiden, though you may call me Benio. How delicate, how ladylike you are! Please, allow me to accompany you.”

It took effort not to allow her lips to quirk up, but Hermione maintained her gentle smile. The “I'd follow you anywhere” hung in the air between them. “You may do as you please, miss, but I would be honored to show you the way.”

Amakusa grabbed her hand and tugged her forward, wrapping her other arm around Hermione’s waist. “Maiden—”

“Miss Amakusa, I suggest you unhand me this instant,” Hermione said, unsure where she was finding that calm tone. Her skin crawled, not with the contact but with the magic rising to defend her.

Perhaps it was something in her countenance, or perhaps her magic shocked her, but Amakusa slacked her grip enough for Hermione to pull away. “My apologies,” she said. “To hold you would be heaven, and I could not resist.”

“Shall we leave? My fellow hosts will be missing my presence by now,” said Hermione, smoothing out her skirt.

“Oh, yes, of course! Do lead the way.”

Hermione smiled, aiming for her usual serenity. Some impish impulse made her put out her hand. Amakusa seemed to know what to do with it, tucking it into her elbow.

Hermione’s magic grumbled its warning beneath her skin, as much a scold to Hermione as to Amakusa. Her magic had always been a possessive thing, unhappy with most touch. It didn’t like this Benio girl with the same near-violence with which it hated Suoh. It tolerated Umehito, and Hermione was usually so pleased not to have to immediately reject touch that she allowed Umehito almost free reign to hug and touch her when he felt the need.

Of course, Hermione knew it wasn’t a good idea to let her magic have too much control over her actions. She planned to grow with it as equals, as companions, rather than allowing her magic to grow beyond her. She’d met wizards like that, wizards who were puppets to their magic. Lord Voldemort was one such wizard, being so small and useless without his magic to guide him that he feared more than anything that it would desert him. It had become a mission to appease his magic, she suspected, as if plying it with power would cause it to accept him once more. It wouldn’t work, not if he lived for thousands of years.

“What are you thinking, maiden?” Amakusa asked. She smelled of cedarwood. Hermione wasn’t a fan.

“I’m thinking of someone I knew once,” she said, unaware for the moment that her magic was no longer restrained beneath her skin, but rather bleeding out into the air around her.

“He makes you angry, doesn’t he?”

“Yes,” Hermione said. “He hurt people I care about.” There was no point in lying, after all.

“I can feel it. It’s... visceral. You exude life, maiden.” Her voice held a note which Hermione had become familiar with over the last weeks. She didn’t know how or why, but Amakusa was smitten. It wasn’t a bad thing, exactly, just confusing.

The magic. It was the magic, it must be. Why else would she be affecting Muggles so strongly? It did fit in with her persona: the perfect lady with steel and allure underneath. It would be too much effort to suppress the magic, and it would only become upset with her. She’d always worked to keep her magic happy, and doing something so stupid would hurt their relationship.

“Thank you, Miss Amakusa.” She glanced up at the taller girl and realized that she hadn’t even been watching where they were going, so absorbed was she in observing Hermione. Hermione looked down, pretending she hadn’t seen anything. “Here we are,” she said.

The door was open, and within stood two girls in the same uniform that Amakusa wore, St Lobelia Academy’s. They’d made minor changes to theirs, making it slightly different from the pictures in the books Hermione had read, but it was definitely recognizable.

The hosts, for their parts, were dressed as knights templar, with white tunics and red crosses prominent on their chests. An odd choice, in Hermione’s opinion. Knowing Ootori, her costume would be waiting for her in the changing room.

“My apologies, I should have come earlier,” she said. “Forgive me, ladies, gentlemen.”

Both of the Lobelia girls turned and beamed at her. “Oh, Benibara, where have you found this gem?” cried the taller of the two.

“She was wandering the halls. I would have thought her a spirit were it not for the life which radiates from her.”

Hermione chanced a look at the hosts, none of whom looked quite comfortable. The girls were lesbians, immune to their charms. It was up to Hermione to entertain their guests, apparently.

“Please, come sit,” she said, leading Amakusa to a couch. “Would you like tea?”

“Yes,” said the smallest of the girls.

“But please, do not leave,” implored the taller one.

Hermione inclined her head at Ootori, asking him without words to handle the situation. He nodded back and disappeared in the kitchenette.

“My name is Hermione Granger,” she said, folding up on her armchair as she was accustomed to doing. “May I have the honour of knowing yours, ladies?”

The short one leaned forward and enthused, “I’m Hinako Tsuwabuki, but the others call me Hinagiku.”

“My name is Chizuru Maihara,” said the taller one.

“Oh, the Zuka Club!” Hermione said. Ootori appeared unobtrusively behind her, and Hermione motioned for him to set down the tray. Hermione poured them all a cup, beginning with the clear leader, Amakusa, then Maihara, and finally Tsuwabuki.

“You know of us, then?” Amakusa preened.

There was no harm in flattering them a little, Hermione decided. “Yes, of course. When I moved to Japan, I researched every school in the area. In the end, I decided on Ouran Academy, but Lobelia was a strong contender. The Zuka Club especially sounded like fun.”

“We’re glad you think so,” Tsuwabuki purred.

“This club is a disgrace,” Maihara said to her clubmates. “To think that they’ve brought this beautiful maiden down with them— it’s insupportable.”

“I couldn’t agree more,” said Amakusa, turning toward the assembly of hosts. “The Host Club's president may be a pretty little halfer, but he shouldn't be using his looks to create a fictitious romance. Attempting to fool the hearts of pure young maidens is demeaning to all women. Your so-called ‘club activities’ are nothing more than debasing macho fantasies! I promise you, we will bring you down. The Ouran Host Club will be abolished!”

“That’s quite enough, Miss Amakusa,” Hermione said, forcing her muscles to relax. “Please do not insult my friends in such a manner. Your assumption that the girls who come here are coerced into doing so implies that they are weak of will and easily misled.”

The three girls faced her again and blinked.

“She’s right,” said Tsuwabuki.

“Hermione Granger,” Amakusa said, as if she were tasting the syllables. “That a pure beauty would also have such superior understanding...”

“She’s perfect, Benio,” Maihara said.

“Hermione, why don’t you come with us? We can handle the paperwork, and you can be with us before the week is out,” Tsuwabuki said.

“Please, Hermione,” said Maihara.

Hermione closed her eyes. How officious! Hadn’t she already said that she’d made her choice? “My apologies, ladies. As much as I would like to become better acquainted with you all, there are people here who need me. Please, don’t go to such trouble on my account.”

“Of course, we must give you time to think about it,” said Amakusa with the air of someone indulging a child’s silly wish. “We will come back for you tomorrow. Goodbye for now, maiden.”

The other two echoed the sentiment and twirled out the door, clicking it shut behind them.

The room was silent for a moment, and Hermione’s limbs trembled.

“‘Mione—”

She seized Amakusa’s abandoned, empty teacup and threw it with all her might. Her magic shattered it before it even hit the wall.

“Miss Granger—”

“Shut up,” Hermione hissed. “Just... just give me a moment.”

“Takashi, ‘Mione is being scary,” Haninozuka wailed behind her.

She had to calm down before things started breaking on their own. “Please, leave me,” she said.

After a moment of silence, Hermione checked for auras and found only Ootori still remaining.

“I hope you’re planning to pay for that,” Ootori said, coolly.

“What do you mean?” Hermione said, feeling her fury soaking into the floor around her. “It’s not broken.”

“Of course it’s— what?”

“Hardy little things, aren’t they?” Hermione walked over to the surreptitiously-repaired teacup and picked it up, examining it for chips. It was perfect, exactly the way it had been. “See?”

“I saw it shatter,” said Ootori.

“Then how come it’s not broken now?” Hermione asked.

“These things tend to happen around you,” Ootori said. “I don’t know how you do it, but you do.”

“If you say so,” Hermione shrugged.

###x###

Everyone was unsettled after Granger’s unprecedented paroxysm, but she seemed to slip back into her role without any problems.

Musuko Tachikawa kept his promise, bursting in through the doors the very minute they opened for business. Kyoya repressed a scowl and processed his request for Granger. Several of her regulars weren’t far behind, including the two who paid to sit with her all day.

Kyoya had gotten into the habit of watching her, ostensibly to assess her hosting talent. More often, though, he caught himself imagining himself sitting with her— imagining that her smiles were for him, and that they were real. Today, he watched Tachikawa fawn over her, asking all manner of questions. The other boys sat there and listened to the same answers they’d heard before with hearts in their eyes.

His personal feelings aside, bringing on a female host was an incredibly lucrative decision. While not rivalling Tamaki’s request rate, she filled in a happy mean between Tamaki and the twins.

“You’ve been watching ‘Mione lately,” Honey remarked, sounding older as he sometimes did.

Kyoya looked down at the diminutive senior, surprised out of his thoughts. “She’s doing well for a rookie,” he said.

“She isn’t actually that person. You know that, right?”

“I know,” Kyoya said, “but she plays it well.”

As suddenly as he’d come, Honey skipped back to his small table to enjoy the comforts of confectionaries.

Honey was right, of course. What made Granger so remarkable was that, unlike the male hosts, she wasn’t even close to actually being her role. It would be downright foolish to grow attached to the idea of a nadeshiko. Kyoya knew better than any of them just how far she altered herself to become her persona.

Perhaps it was because he was afraid of her true personality. She could break and repair things without touching them, and something told him that that was only scratching the surface of her abilities. If he were honest with himself, her unexplained kinesis was why he let her do largely as she pleased. He would have to be an idiot not to be afraid of her, and Kyoya was anything but an idiot.

Kyoya rang the bell for shift change, and groans of disappointment filled the room. The girls got up without a fuss, though. He looked over at Granger’s couch, but none of them had moved.

“--This weekend, Hermione. Please. I’ll do anything!” a singularly average boy begged, and by the desperation in his voice this was only the latest in a string of pleas.

“Mr Otokowai, it’s against club policy for me to spend time with any of our guests outside of club hours. I’m sorry, sir, but it’s not my choice.” She looked exceptionally calm, displaying none of her usual tells.

Besides Kajo Otokowai, there were five boys littering the couches around Granger. Each looked nervous and furious, and two in particular looked willing to get physical. Intervention would be necessary—  but Kyoya waited. He wanted to know how Granger would handle the situation.

“Kajo,” Granger said, interrupting the beginning of another round of frantic entreaties. “It’s time for you to go. I will see you the next time you come here.” She held out her hand, palm down and wrist relaxed. Perplexed and hopeful, Otokowai took it. “If you want to see me, you will come here tomorrow. Yes?”

“Of course,” Otokowai slurred, expression slack. “As you wish.”

“Go now,” she said softly.

Kyoya watched, perturbed, as Otokowai picked up his bag and marched out of the parlor.

“My apologies, gentlemen,” she said to the others. “But it is time for you to go. Thank you for keeping me company. I hope to see you all tomorrow.” Her smile was small but brilliant, and the three who hadn’t paid to stay by her side shambled off with witless, overawed grins.

Granger sipped her tea, and for the second time that day Kyoya was afraid of her.

###x###

The Zuka Club came back the next day, as promised. The twins moved out of the way of the swinging door just in time to avoid being crushed, and turned to hiss at the intruders.

“Welcome back, ladies,” Kyoya said, bowing a little.

The three Lobelia girls ignored him completely, and Kyoya blinked, shoving his glasses up on his nose.

“Hermione!” Amakusa called. “We’ve come to collect you!”

Kyoya let them call her for several moments before interrupting, “Hermione has yet to come in. She never does until soon before visiting hours.”

“Where is she, then?” they cried, angrier than the situation warranted.

“We’re unsure,” Kyoya said.

“Maybe with the Black Magic Club,” the twins cut in. “But there’s no guarantee. Most of the time we can’t find her at all.”

“Would you pay us the compliment of waiting here, ladies?” Tamaki said. “Hermione shouldn’t be long.”

The girls exchanged pained glances before Amakusa sighed, “There doesn’t appear to be a better option.”

They stalked as one to Granger’s couch and sat in that same wooden formation, clearly reluctant to be entertained. Kyoya let them be. The sooner they left, the better.

Granger was singular in her entrance in that she opened the doors as little as would allow her to slip through and sidling in. The hinges were silent that way, and she walked with even less noise. “Mr Ootori,” she said from behind him, making Kyoya jump.

“You have guests,” he coughed, once he’d recovered his equilibrium.

“Oh. So I do.”

She tugged on a strand of hair apologetically, and it was only then that Kyoya really took in her appearance. Her hair was huge and frizzy, her face was flushed, and her sleeves were rolled up to her elbows. As she subtly pointed out, she wasn’t fit to entertain guests.

“I’ve got this,” she said, an idea flashing in her eyes like a meteor. Before Kyoya could protest, she was approaching the Zuka Club girls.

“Hermione, at last!” Tsuwabuki cried.

“I’m sorry,” Granger said, grinning sheepishly. “I offered to help my friend clean up a party and the time got away from me. Is it visiting hours already?” She crossed over to her usual perch and arranged herself with less poise than usual. Her tone, too, contained less courtesy and more real friendliness.

“No,” said Amakusa— was she blushing? It was hard to tell— “Indeed, you need never clean or see this room again. We’ve come to collect you.”

“That’s kind of you,” Granger said, “but entirely unnecessary. I enjoy volunteering my time here, Miss Amakusa, and I don’t need rescuing.”

“Of course you don’t need rescuing,” Maihara cooed.

“You would be honoring us with your company,” Tsuwabuki said.

Granger shook her head, and even that gentle motion swung her hair. “You don’t understand, ladies. I will not go with you. I’m conscious of the compliment, but nothing you say will change my mind.”

“But—”

“Enough. You’re attempting to impose your wills over mine as if you know better than I what’s best for me. You’re acting like everything I despise in men. Why would I want anything to do with hypocrites who claim to advocate for women but who actually just put themselves in place as their new superiors? It’s disgusting, and I want nothing to do with it. No, Benio, let me speak. I’ve allowed you your piece, and it’s only fair that you allow me mine.” Granger glared at the three shocked girls around her. “You’ve come into my home and you insult everyone I hold dear as if you’re actually better somehow. I want you to get out. Perform your little song and then go home.”

Perhaps that was too far, but Kyoya couldn’t bring himself to move or even speak. He could only stare in something close to horror as Granger seemed to tower over her guests, emitting a warning that any intelligent being would recognize. The girls seemed just as frozen as Kyoya and the other hosts.

Something cracked behind them all, and although the sound was startling in the silence no one turned to look.

“Am I understood?” Granger asked, and smiled. The tension bled out of the air just enough for Kyoya to regain freedom of motion and intelligent thought, and the girls couldn’t absent themselves fast enough.

Everyone’s eyes remained on Granger even as the doors slammed shut.

“That was unbecoming,” Kyoya said, cognizant of incredulous stares from his friends.

“I know,” said Granger, standing and unrolling her sleeves. “I took on a different character. They hadn’t seen enough of my normal one to know the difference.”

“That’s not what I meant. You may have just created an enemy, not just for yourself but for all of us.”

“Sure,” she said, and then laughed. “Like they hadn’t already pledged themselves against you. Besides, they were terrified. I guess no one’s stood up to them, and they didn’t know how to handle that. Oh, well. You’re just worried about the club’s reputation.”

“Naturally,” Kyoya drawled.

“Look,” she said, sobering, “You have nothing to worry about. They won’t be back, and if they have any sense of self-preservation they won’t say anything, either.”

She had a point, even if she did seem unaware of just how frightening she could be. Besides, if she wasn’t going to accept his censure there was little he could do. She had no family and no job that he could influence, and no dwelling that he could find, so short of pulling his weight to get her removed from Ouran entirely, an action which far outweighed her offense, he couldn’t do anything to her.

“I suggest you prepare yourself for guests,” he said.

“Oh—” as if she’d forgotten her responsibilities— “Of course!”