#cause they'd be like 'we discovered a new species and we're trying to decide on a name!' n i'd be like omggg show me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bugcadaver · 8 months ago

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fucked up how if you have a nice long sleep you wake up So thirsty. it's bullshit. that's why if you vote me mayor of antarctica in this coming election, i promise to hire night nurses who will hook you up to an IV so you can sleep soundly knowing you will wake up hydrated.

#james.txt #actually growing up i had family friends who'd worked in antarctica which was sooo coool to me #but inevitably they weren't that interested in talking to me cause they'd already talked about it to everyone ever #they just wanted to talk about whatever stupid discovery they'd made. which i had to pretend i was interested in #cause they'd be like 'we discovered a new species and we're trying to decide on a name!' n i'd be like omggg show me #and it'd be a photo taken down a microscope lens of some stupid single celled organism. just some stupid circle basically #and 10yo me would be like '...oh.'#..microbiology took a while to grow on me lol. i love it now. but it's less cool to a kid i guess #those massive fucking cores they'd take like looooooong cylinders of ice were cool af tho

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